Sunday, November 1st 2009
Glamberace Is Single
Radar reports that Shia LaFabulous (government name: Drake LaBry) is no longer wet riding on Glamberace's unicorn horn, because the two have called it a day. Apparently, Drake packed up his tweezers and suspenders after taking one look at Glamberace's album cover. Even Drake could not condone that kind of fuckery. No, one source said that the relationship just reached its expiration date and the two are still friends.
Drake probably just woke up and realized he was sick of spending most of his day scrubbing out glitter sperm, rainbow smegma and black eyeliner from his sheets. It can be messy sharing a bed with a magical alien unicorn like Glamberace.
(Image: Pacific Coast News)
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I think the real reason Joey Lawrence Brows over there quit Glamerace is because bitch has a good nose for money, and realized that Glamby was not the meal ticket he had imagined. That and suffering through sex with a lard monster every night probably drove him over the edge.
Testing 1....2....3....
4.
Ahhhh...
"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I would just like to remind everyone (in case you have forgotten!) that Christmas is around the corner.
Also, I have insomnia.
*taking Ambien*
Good morning.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
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So many trannies today in DListed I thought I was in TrannyOverload.
Duck Labia is just so fabulously hot.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
I'm having a few ethical problems with Shila's Primum non nocere tattoo.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
What, no OP on Sundays? I need the Dlisted rules...wait are there really any rules?
Enquiring butts want to know...
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by Diana Crabtree on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 10:46pm.
He has a freakishly long neck! You know what they say about guys with long necks....
Big dickies?
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One brow looks like a golf club and the other one looks like a hockey stick. Different sports! Pick a league, bitch!
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Jon Gosling was at a mall by my house. Fool loves attention.
New story - http://gawker.com/5394838/jon-gosselins-public-shot-at-forgiveness-with-...
hahaha the comments are killer as usual. they're almost as clever as us.
don't watch on a full stomach.
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Elton John and his wifey should adopt Glamberace as their pet monkey.
are they wearing matching pants?
pants is a fun word.
pantsssssssssssss. Pantaloones. Pantaloonies. PANTIES!
"I dumped a tablespoon of olive oil and minced garlic on a piece of toast last night and ate it . Now , my farts are hot and stinky . My bedroom is a cloud of garlicky funk , whew .I keep busting ass and waving the stink to my nostrils ."
S. La's ensemble is unacceptable.
Please tell me I'm right.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 9:01pm.
Angel- yes we had another party. It was Team 9pm, delicious Latin Lasagna (not to be confused with Latin Lettuce), Fish Eye box woines, a Stewie Griffin pen, and a raucous card game where I won $15 dollah cash monies.
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Man! What kinda drugs do you give your kids to make them sleep?! Surrsly - my little miss has been very high maintenance lately. That's my problem. She sees me sitting here and says: Wow - there must be SOMETHING I need you to do for me....
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Y'all ain't right! LMBO!
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They're making me seriously consider converting to Judaism.
Why can't they be stopped.
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Submitted by Diana Crabtree on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 10:46pm.
He has a freakishly long neck! You know what they say about guys with long necks....
Big dickies?
Submitted by Whatever on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 9:07pm.
I'm sure there are plenty of other star fuckers waiting in line to ride on Adam's horn.
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the gray's anatomy guy is out of a bf, maybe they should get together for some chocha bumping
He has a freakishly long neck! You know what they say about guys with long necks....
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I'm sure there are plenty of other star fuckers waiting in line to ride on Adam's horn.
Vote for your favorite blogger style? I clicked on that link and MK wasn't there..so had to give them the big F.U.
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Angel- yes we had another party. It was Team 9pm, delicious Latin Lasagna (not to be confused with Latin Lettuce), Fish Eye box woines, a Stewie Griffin pen, and a raucous card game where I won $15 dollah cash monies.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 8:47pm.
LMAOOOO!!! Angel my love, what exactly are you doing when everyone's sitting around the DListed table? We always somehow seem to be on our dessert's and coffee when you show up and ask, "what's for dinner?"
Pretty much what Adam is saying to his empty apartment tonight. *step-shuffle-step-ball-change*
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@PSL & Dee...LMAO!!
This weekend, I splurged...Ordered a side of Ranch and Blue cheese ;p''''
Sorry, was entranced by the latest bit of fuckery on the Amazing Race. GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Don't judge..we wouldn't have this post if it weren't for reality TV!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 8:05pm.
Team Without A Bra
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Team Denny's completely trashed at 2AM ordering fries with a side of Blue Cheese.
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Yummy! Did you guys have a party without me again?! :(
♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 8:37pm.
What a gay day of posts on dlisted
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I thought it too. I think MK got extra lucky this weekend;) Like he's saying:
Ahh! It's GOOD to be a gay man!
♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
Team Village Inn completely stoned at 11 pm ordering red chili cheese fries and Dr. Pepper.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 8:23pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jd7rve93hw
lol. damn i missed this weeks episode
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 7:24pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 6:42pm.
What a gay day of posts on dlisted
It's does seem to be more gay than the usual posts with the sarcastic gay undertones and references.
Kinda of reminds me of the time I inadvertently found myself at a Disney theme park on Gay Day.
Yea, reminds of the time i left work early on a friday one summer. I walked on the train and it was a bunch of in-shape guys talking with lisps. All the city gays were going to their summer rentals on fire island. My line has a stop where the ferry is to get across. Luckily i made eye-contact with fat guy in a suit, we did the 'straight guy' nod and he moved over for me to sit down.
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I'll go with you Nitty....though make mine ranch......
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 8:05pm.
Team Without A Bra
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Team Denny's completely trashed at 2AM ordering fries with a side of Blue Cheese.
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I'm glad he's going gay glam dance. I was worried it'd be 80's rock retread.
I wish him Gaga's success.
Just not this, guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jd7rve93hw
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 8:10pm.
You gots noive talkin' about my mashed potates and catsup, dude!
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*hoick*
I can't get past the visual image to even begin to deal with the culinary offenses inherent in that food choice.
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 8:02pm.
koko - ever dipped your fries in mayo?
personally I like to sprinkle them first with malt vinegar then delicately dunk in mayo.
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You gots noive talkin' about my mashed potates and catsup, dude!
♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
@tits
i have done the fries with mayo...but occasionally i like to do (if possible hence the occasional part) a thousand island/ranch/mayo/horseradish combo...yeah it even sounds disgusting typing it...
i hope glamberace gets sued for stealing mac os x wallpaper and using it in his album cover
god damn moron
Team Without A Bra
koko - ever dipped your fries in mayo?
personally I like to sprinkle them first with malt vinegar then delicately dunk in mayo.
nummy num num
edit - best only with 'real' fries with skins still on.
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Fucking with the Tiger since 2008
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Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 3:18pm.
:( I wear wife beaters at home, chillin, doing laundry...but I am girl so thats ok.
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This warrants further investigation.
with bra or without?
if with - are the straps visible - 5 points
are the straps a contrasting colour to top - 20 points.
if the top is white and the bra black or vice versa - pick something from the top shelf (preferable a jacket)
:)
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Fucking with the Tiger since 2008
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 7:22pm.
I also like mayo on everything, so, ya know, ya know...
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well we may be talking about different kinds of "mayo"...but i felt better after reading this because i am a total pig when it comes to (actual)mayonnaise...i always order extra with everything...i should be deidra sized but instead i'm just a drunk i guess
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 7:22pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 6:49pm.
@ Plecostomus
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Pleco, you have a crush on PETE WENTZ?
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I wouldn't call it a crush, dear li'l ras; more of a sick curiosity.
I also like mayo on everything, so, ya know, ya know...
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I'll have to stand in Pleco's corner, Lil' Raz. One of my daily curses when something irritates me is: Oh! For the Love of Pete Wentz!
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