Monday, November 2nd 2009

"Katie, Do You Ever Get That Not So Fresh Feeling?"

Awwww. How touching. Doesn't this look like a still from a commercial for Summer's Eve? Look at Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie strolling arm-in-arm. Tommy is a little embarrassed to ask Stepford Katie if she's ever had that not so fresh feeling? Katie is one with that feeling since she's married to a gigantic used butt plug.

Here's Tommy and Katie spending some precious girl time together on the set of his movie in Boston yesterday. And by "girl time," I mean publicity time, of course. Although, I don't know if anyone told Tommy that Katie was going to touch him during their staged photo shoot. That wasn't in the script. Tommy looks a little confused and uncomfortable by the whole thing. I bet his sphincter got the shakes and then passed out.

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In their photos she is always in the traditional male position and in this one it even looks like he is carrying the purse. I don't have my glasses on, is that a thin purse strap or a deep dark crease on his right shoulder?

I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.

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patty cake's picture

she looks like she is reassuring him for not being able to fuck her

xoxox

The war isn't working.

scritch, scritch, scritch

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That thing around her waist almost looks like a support band that women wear when pregnant. I wore one during my last pregnancy. It helps hold up your belly and keeps your back from hurting.

Anyone have any thoughts on what else it could be?

StewieGriffin's picture

Yes, let's go for an intimate stroll together, but make sure camera crews and paparazzi are present. Is there any part of this big homo's life that's not staged?

I think Katie just jumped off the hobo rail car

KD's picture

yes, Bossy, move it to Open Post. There is no such thing as TMI.

Bossy's picture

**Removing comment because it's probably TMI and clearly off topic.**

My Baby is a Tramp's picture

Aww maybe she is trying to cheer the gay gnome up, their lil crazy cult got more bad press this weekend.

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anon's picture

Bossy, A threat is a threat...and that kind of hostility is not good to live in and does seem only to reoccur. No man is worth that crap. Take Care.

Capitanne's picture

What a pathetic photo op!

I actually hate her more than him. At least Tommy Girl (like John Travolta) was blackmailed into Scientology hell for being a pretty young leading man type who was "audited" about his sexual preferences. Katie Holmes - on the other hand - knowingly sold her soul to the devil AND brought a child into that freak show all to improve her chances of a film career. Clearly it's not money this brain-dead bitch was after because she looks like a dirty homeless person. I can't believe Scientologists control every aspect of her life yet let her out of the house EVERY DAY looking like such a miserable, moldy hausfrau.

Vermithrax's picture

They look happy to me.

gia's picture

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 12:38pm.
Why does it look like she has her hand down her pants and is rummaging around in her crotchal area?
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Well, that's territory that Tommy probably doesnt like to cover, so someone has to rummage down there.

TheBreakdown's picture

She's been un-fresh and up-pınched ever sınce she got shackled to TommyGırl.

Someone save her, stat!!!!

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melmez's picture

Ever since she got married she looks all PMS bloated. Like her body is skinny but her face looks like she just woke up or she's about to get her period. It's so weird.

And yeah, dont even get me started on the boobbied midget

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MtlMama's picture

I LOVE how he's such a fucking midget that she can casually drape her arm over his shoulders without it looking like she's stretching.

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Who said she wasn't a great actress?

Morbidosity's picture

She, and by she, I mean Katie looks kind of chubby and fuller faced in these pictures. Pregnancy rumors to commence in 5...4.....3.....2....1

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

Why does Katie look like the man in that relationship?

Jeepster's picture

Only a handful of reasons I can think of as to why this woman is smiling:

1. Feels sorry for Tommy
2. They have a due-date for divorce
3. They have a due date for divorce (and she gets a pile of cash and the kid)
4. She is on OxyContin, and it's just kicked-in.
5. She knows she smells, and it's making Tom's eyes water.
6. She is insane, and actually likes him

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

Jeepster's picture

Hmmmmm - Paternity - yes - she is smiling in a lot of these pics......maybe dollar-signs rising up like visions of sugar-plum fairies...(pun intended).

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

zomay's picture

They are one sexay lesbian couple.

Supertramp's picture

Jeepsters,
maybe they're discussing paternity or lack thereof.

Jeepster's picture

Takin out my Breakfast in America album tonight - thanks D-listers!!!! Gotta love Supertramp!

BTW - (on topic) Don't Tom and Katie look like the best of buds??? What do you think Katie is saying to Tom? "Don't worry you big queen....I can stand the charade a bit longer....oh, don't be so sad Butt Pirate.....this Boston shoot is almost over, and we can go back to reality....you reading your Men's Health back-issues, and me counting the minutes till our contract is up...."

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

Dirk Diggler's picture

They don't look too comfortable touching each other.

Supertramp's picture

Right, right, bloody well right!

Odd that Tom never made Nicole, Penelope or Mimi dress up a like teenage boy. Wonder why he insists for Katie?

Disraeli_Ears's picture

Have to admit to loving "The Logical Song" - good one.

If I was young, rich and thin like KH, I would not dress like a slob...trust.

But then I wouldn't be married to Alien Tom.

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Silvara0428's picture

People, he dresses her like a guy for a reason! Geez.

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snowpiece's picture

oh boy here we go!
it's Supertramp Monday on Dlisted!
Give a little bitGive a little bit of your love to meGive a little bitI'll give a little bit of my love to youThere's so much that we need to shareSend a smile and show you careI'll give a little bitI'll give a little bit of my love to youSo give a little bitGive a little bit of your time to meSee the man with the lonely eyesTake his hand, you'll be surprisedGive a little bitGive a little bit of your love to meI'll give a little bit of my love for youNow's the time that we need to shareSo find yourself, we're on our way back homeGoing homeDon't you need to feel at home?Oh yeah, we gotta sing

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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 1:02pm.

@ Suck&Fuck
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SIT ON MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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YOU BETTER SIT ON MINE LITTLE RASSCALLLL!!!!!!!!

Bunnyman's picture

A boy and his beard, how heartwarming.

"Even though she was a conservative, she farted liberally."

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 12:25pm.
Did she roll down the waist of her jeans?

I think those are her boxers

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Where's Suri and her hooker heels?

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Goodbye stranger it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
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Hope your dreams will all come true
Goodbye Mary, Goodbye Jane
Will we ever meet again
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Come tomorrow, feel no pain

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@ Suck&Fuck
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SIT ON MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 12:59pm.

S&F "take the long way home, oooooooo take the long way home"
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I fukken lol'd, forgot that song. It was always that Breakfast in America album and then something else I don't remember.

Supertramp's picture

Given the penchant for Hollywood remakes, I wonder if these two will remake Eyes Wide Shut?

I'm surprised they haven't collaborated on a movie since Tom Cruise did it with his previous wives / girlfriends.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 12:58pm.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 12:57pm.

OMG! That's was you? SUCKANDFUCK....I'M YOUR FAAAAATHER!
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YAYYY! FUCK ME DADDDY FUCK ME DADDDYYYYYYyYYYYYYYYY
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

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jengirl's picture

her clothes look like they were fished out of a dumpster...when in reality they probably cost more than my rent

snowpiece's picture

S&F "take the long way home, oooooooo take the long way home"
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 12:57pm.

OMG! That's was you? SUCKANDFUCK....I'M YOUR FAAAAATHER!
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YAYYY! FUCK ME DADDDY FUCK ME DADDDYYYYYYyYYYYYYYYY
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

putas's picture

Katie looks like she has dropsy.

Why are her front teefs so jagged? the front teefs to the viewer's left.. crooked mess. I thought that shit was veenered.

Raul Duke's picture

FUCKK SUPERTRAMP my dad used to play that shit ALLLLL the time when I was a kid and it made me feel weird.
OMG! That's was you? SUCKANDFUCK....I'M YOUR FAAAAATHER!************************************************************************************* "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!" Homer J. Simpson http://www.aquaescorts.com/

jack-n-the-hat's picture

lol snowster... and imma have dreams about your FB avie tonight!!!!!!
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M.E.'s picture

I need open post.....

zinnia's picture

Welcome supertramp (yeah I got the nerve... ) :D

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snowpiece's picture

LMAO look at the sequence of pics and make up a dialogue. I'm pretending she's finally telling him, Suri is not his baby!

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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
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