RPattz And An Ear Of Corn
The Keeper of the Unicorn Forest even brings the raw sparkly emotion when he's got a lobster bib tied around his neck and an ear of corn in his hand. Look at him smoldering out of his every pore. I don't know if he wants to throw that corn into a fire or seductively breathe onto its neck (yes, corn cobs have necks) like he's ready to suck an orgasm out of it.
That corn just wants to dry up and pop into a bowl of buttery popcorn. Maybe then RPattz will be pleased with it? Who knows, but I do know that I need to see more dramatic performances like this when I go to Red Lobster. We shouldn't laugh and smile over lobsters. We must brooooooood.
Anyway, RPattz did a whole lot of simmering in December's Vanity Fair. The shoot was typical RPattz. In one photo, he's like "Oh hey, look at me! I'm James Dean." And in another, he's like "Oh hey, look at me! I'm using a piano like an ottoman." Etc...Etc....
In the interview with Vanity Fair, RPattz once again denies that he's rubbing on that Kristen Stewart chick. RPattz said, “It doesn’t make any difference what you say to the tabloids. I’ve literally been across the country from Kristen, and it’s like ‘Oh, they were on secret dates!’ It’s like ‘Where? I can’t get out of my hotel room!’ ”
I believe him. I mean, he doesn't have time to fuck on girls when he's too busy pondering over things like corn.
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like he's ready to suck an orgasm out of it.
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OMG, Robert Pattinson likes creamed corn too!?!..just like me..yayy ;)
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First of all, what the hell did he do to that corn? Second, I saw Twilight. I didn't hate it, but the movie was horribly shot--it just looked cheap; like a student movie.
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Enough!..enough!,E-FUCKING-NUFF!...
I can't stand any more of this guy!!
his contrived,constructed,calculated,carefully
composed images of both him & that Kristen whore
make me sick..they're omni-present,in the breeze
in the trees,in the can,Twatlight & New Moon are
the latest,greatest marketing ploy to make the
masses part with their hard earned cash.My ass
has more expression and talent than his whole
face....
Another one in need of a bullet thru the skull!
Tevness...where the fuck is my pipe?!
Who gives a damn about the magical unicorn forest carrier? Look at that deeelectable looking ice cold bottle of Rolling Rock. Rolling Rock is the most delicious beer ever invented! I've consumed oceans of Rolling Rock in the past ten years and plan on drinking another ocean of it before years end. MMMMMMMMM Rolling Rock!
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All of you are being really naive if you can't see the monstrous machine behind this hack and realize his scruffy-looking, careless image is nothing but marketing ploy, just as Colin Farrell was portrayed as the bad boy at the beginning of his career.
No one really believes that he ate the corn like that, right? That picture was calculated down to the smallest detail, to further cement his "I don't give a fuck, I'm messy and real" persona.
Welcome to Hollywood, people.
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This is the standard "young handsome british actor" set of pictures. I have pics of Ewan McGregor when he was younger that look a lot like these.
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He is soooooo ugly that it bothers me.
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I can just see a bunch of "oops, terribly sorry"...and "I think I can get in it now" awkward moments with this dude
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LMAO I can't stop giggling at the "oops, terribly sorry"!!! I can see him doing that. And in the words of Uvula, I'd still hit it till it begged for it's Mum.
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I've got an ear he can nibble. *ba-dam-ching*
Of course he ate the corn in weird patterns. NO ONE looks sexy eating corn on the cob. Imagine having your pic made while doing it, with someone screaming, "Now look sexy!"
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Whoever came up with that Photoshoot concept needs to be shot.
I do like a man in a good jumper.
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Yeah - he's not right, look at what he did to that corn. You eat corn in rows rainbow unicorn boy.
Dude has the strangest corn eating technique I've ever seen. He doesn't eat in rows or circles, it looks like he just randomly gnaws on it!
I watched Twilight (working title: Rainbow Bitch and the Star-Sprinkled Vampires) to see what all the hype was. All I saw was a shitty script with shitty actors trying to say the lines without laughing their asses off. The ONLY people who knew how to act were the parents (Dr. Sparkly, Bitch's dad, and Wolfy's dad) and the high school kids in the background. The only redeeming part of the movie was the score (beautiful music!) and the commentary track where Robert Pattinson completely makes fun of himself, his acting, and the movie as a whole.
With all that said, I think he's really good looking. No James Dean of course, but still really good looking. I'd bang that!!!!!
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RP is so so pensive. Or constipated.
mcnightmare LMAO @ TUMNUS!
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MMmmmmm.....love the guy, but I must say he looks better when he's been "groomed". A little too scruffy and hairy otherwise.
Are you sure that isn't an America Apparel ad? He's a bit too much of a fem-boy for my taste.
Ugh. This ugly SOB will *never* be James Dean. Not even close!
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Well now....that makes me want to projectile vomit.
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I have to admit, he has grown on me. He looks purdy in these pictures.
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He doesn't do much for me but I can definitely see his appeal. He's certainly more interesting to look at than that Efron twink...
He does absolutely nothing for me. He looks unclean.
And hahahahahahaha at the bib! I'm glad I don't like seafood and have never been subjected to one of those!
Never washes?
Then he is straight.
Get over it, queenies.
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That jaw does bad bad things to me...
... speechless...
Sex.On.Legs!
This rather hot young homosexual would clearly like to get CORN-HOLED tonight!
As much as i hate admitting it, he IS pretty pretty pretty. I mean, look at him!
Plus, who wants all-american squeaky-clean posterboys? Dirrrty is GOOD! =D
Submitted by Porcelyn on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 3:03am.
look at that poor corn on the cob! It's been molested. Did no one teach this boy how to eat?
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Seriously. What did that poor ear of corn ever do to deserve being gnawed on like that? It ain't right, I tell ya!
On the flip side, we all know that it's going to come out the same way it went in. :P
look at that poor corn on the cob! It's been molested. Did no one teach this boy how to eat?
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 11:46pm.
It's sad when he has to cornify himself.
Poor grimy, greezy vampire.
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For a guy who claims he is unattractive and has no sex appeal whatsoever he looks fucking good to me!
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i like the ear of corn picture. he's quite a good looking man. too bad liking him instantly equates you to a twilight douchebag.
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Why the hate? I think he is cute and he comes across really quite shy and insecure. No hate! Besides he is a London boy and I gotta support my own town. The only thing I hate about this is the fact he has 50 year old menopausal fans who are absolute lunatics and spread the internet with hatemail when you so much as suggest RPatz is not the ruler of the magical unicorn forest. I really hate the Twillight hype.
But I think he is a cute boy, and completely harmless. I really don't think he is one of those vaccous Hollywood bitches. And, he has a posh accent. PWOAHR. (I am too old for this shit!)
I've never really been into this guy, but that last thumbnail has got me wanting to chew off his nipples. HOTTTNNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
"Look at him smoldering out of his every pore." Perfect description !!!
" suck an orgasm out of it." Hell yeah I would..
No. I hate his hair, his brooding attitude, and I read somewhere (here?) that he never washes. Besides I think he's really not going to be good looking in a few years and that his carreer is heading nowhere.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:53pm.
Is that a corn kernel in the lobster's claw? Maybe a slice of banana?
Ahh, the traditional Maine lobster with banana slice. I bet it's a lemon wedge.
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I'm sorry - is that pic of him eating corn 'sposta be sexy? Because it kind of looks like he's about to puke.
It's sad when he has to cornify himself.
Poor grimy, greezy vampire.
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I don't get it. He's not sexy to me. Am I the only one?
He is no James Dean! This chump makes me wanna hurl, I tell ya, hurl!
"Look at him smoldering out of his every pore. I don't know if he wants to throw that corn into a fire or seductively breathe onto its neck (yes, corn cobs have necks) like he's ready to suck an orgasm out of it."
--> This is so intense in the MK style! :)
This youngun better be saving his pennies for when his looks are gone. I've got the feeling it won't take long for them to dissipate.
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He's durty. And not in a sexy way:(
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