Kim Zolciak's Voice Was Tardy For The Party
The Real Housewives of Atlanta threw a Halloween party on Friday night and Kim Zolciak decided to terrorize the audience with a live performance of Tardy For the Party. Obviously, Kim was singing over a track since it's sort of in tune (SORT OF). If she used her real voice, a pack of wild coyotes would've busted through the club thinking one of their young was in danger. Don't get me wrong, it will still leave your ears wanting to dial 911.
And Kim needs to sit down during her "performances," because she dances like a bowlegged granny who recently had hip replacement surgery (no offense to bowlegged grannies who recently had hip replacement surgery).
Below are some pictures of the housewives in costume: Kim (as a slutty Alice in Wonderland), Sheree (as Hercules), Kandi (as a disco something-or-another) and Lisa Wu (as Dwight). See more pictures at Talking with Tami.
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These talentless cunts are really an embarrassment to the ATL (except for Kandi, she actually has talent).
halloween is a good op to hide your busted face I'm surprised none of these refined ladies took a hint.
Close your legs to married men!
alright miss little-ho-peep.. werk it!
I totally love Kandis afro! It would be beautiful if more black women were their hair natural!
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Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 11:56pm.
Where was NENE???
meh, that's the only thing I care about too lol
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Where was NENE???
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Ugh, I think Kim is a wanna-be Paris Hilton with fat knees. IMO it's disgusting that these wastrels get paid more for acting like fools a few hours a week than the rest of us do for working full time jobs!
The word 'lame' will be forever stained by her very existence.
She's singing live. If it were a track, the engineer would have Autotuned her many out-of-pitch moments. And she speaks into the mic at the end. But man, that's a dum song.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 10:17pm.
Srsly, that song should be renamed "Retarded at the Party" because that's all I see and hear.
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It's kinda already called that, yes? In internetland, anyways.
Are you tryin' to inform me I'm slow off the mark? Need to polish up on my Kim Z..?
OK.
Oh Gawd. I miss celebrities who have real talent.
what a bunch of cunts
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 10:17pm.
Srsly, that song should be renamed "Retarded at the Party" because that's all I see and hear.
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It's kinda already called that, yes? In internetland, anyways.
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I know she ain't singing and it is a "produced" song, but I have been caught telling my friends they are tardy for a party... please god kill me... maybe I have not had enough Dlisted in my life... HELP ME!____________________________________________
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Srsly, that song should be renamed "Retarded at the Party" because that's all I see and hear.
So many bitches dressed up as Jon Benet Ramsey. Hard to tell them apart.
i don't even like kim but i feel embaressed for her "performance"...it's so bad i can't make fun of any of it...it really is a joke...
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 8:22pm.
the slutty alice in wonderland/dorothy from wizad of oz (they usually look the same) has to be one of THE most played out costumes...soooo sick of seeing it paired with fuck me heels...
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true. makes me long for sailor moon outfits.
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This is disturbing to me that every woman has to be a slut on Halloween. Why?
I don't care about these over-the-hill hookers, but I saw little girls this 31st totally doing the ho stroll...
"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 8:43pm.
They picked the lowest rent ghetto ho's they could find in Atlanta for this show...
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I'm sure they just lost your number.
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Whatever.
This is why I love autotune. Bitch can't do it herself. Of course, truly she shouldn't have a mic.
Wow, she has the voice of an angel.
I've been trying to make this song my ringtone, but can't find it anywhere.
Where is a pack of hungry coyotes when you need them?
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
I thought NeNe was a riot in the first season but this season she's become so annoying and obviously jealous of Kim and Kandi's friendship. bitch got all angry about not being included on that shit song.
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Submitted by HaHaHa84 on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 8:39pm.
So I live outstide ATL and who did I find @ Target on Saturday .. Kim and her kids.
Funny, Kim's daughter had on this get up @ 2pm twirling around in the check-out line.
Rejoice.
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They picked the lowest rent ghetto ho's they could find in Atlanta for this show...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
So I live outstide ATL and who did I find @ Target on Saturday .. Kim and her kids.
Funny, Kim's daughter had on this get up @ 2pm twirling around in the check-out line.
Rejoice.
I AM SO SICK OF YOU STUPID FUCKING SPAMMER !!!
the slutty alice in wonderland/dorothy from wizad of oz (they usually look the same) has to be one of THE most played out costumes...soooo sick of seeing it paired with fuck me heels...
what a stupid song...man i bet the inside of that bitches wig smells nas-tay...
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"hey is your girlfriend trying to pressure you to take it to the next level? Well heres a hint, next time she goes for a touch downstairs slap her hand and say 'uh uh no touch, i aint no hoe hoe!' See ya
Ri-goddamn-diculous.
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I'm pretty sure Kim was going for "lady wrestler".
For a bunch of women who "over-do" everything they do, those are some lame costumes.
Doug Reinhardt wore it better.
Shame on me, I didn't rush out and see this mess even though I live in da ATL...I met this skank before she was "famous" and she was just as delusional then as she is now...talkin' 'bout how she was going to be on a show called "America's Most Beautiful People" when she was on that crapfest of a show called "Are You Hot?" with Shauna Sand's ex husband being the douche of all douches with his laser pointer...She got panned.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Everytime I see Sheree I think of Ms Swan's line from Mad TV--he looka lika MAN!
Her costume makes me uncomfortable in a "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane" way.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
I'll shut her up by sticking something in her mouth!
That bitch cannot sing worth a fuck!
"If she used her real voice, a pack of wild coyotes would've busted through the club thinking one of their young was in danger."
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First guffaw of the week, MK!!! HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
MK, how could you miss that ethereal wallflower behind Khandi?