Open Post: Hosted By A Forklift Crash
Since today's running theme seems to be BOOZE (as usual), here's a clip out of Moscow that has been making the rounds. A forklift drivers lost his footing and accidentially crashed into a pile of boxes causing a gigantic avalanche. What makes this extremely tragic is that the boxes were filled with sweet, beautiful VODKA! It really looks like we're witnessing the world ending. If vodka went extinct, the human race would go exctinct. Think about it. Vodka + Humans = Unprotected Sexy Times = BABIES!!!.
Thankfully, the driver escaped with only minor injuries to his leg. But the owners of the warehouse lost nearly $150,000 in vodka. Let us weep.
However, they didn't have to pay too much for clean-up since they simply invited Amy Wino over for afternoon cocktails.
VIA HuffPo
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Kiss the job goodbye!
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
so better late than never like okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay !
5'3 is bestest height for a girl yeah oooooooooooookay i might be that tall DON'T JUDGE
best jeans , love J brand , blue cult and hudson !!!!!!! so cool !!!!!!
and i wish i could have thanksgiving dang i wanna eat turkeeeeeeey on the other hand i am almost vegetarian without wanting cuz i basically survive on dried fruit and camembert , dr pepper light and water so i guess that is as far as i go in the kitchen section , my pets do better than me luuuuuuuucke !!!
i engulf an insane amount of vitamins and i am a yoga freak and my dream is to run a marathon without fainting ( not happening soon )
and to finish it all like whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy guys don't ever get that when you have your period a portion of your so called rationality goes out the freaking window and just must be observed from afar rather than approached bluntly , jeeeeeeeeeeeez is like for a few days !!!!!!
i love everybody by the way
xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxox
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Nkwame Nkrumah
"I am an African, not because I was born in Africa but because Africa is born in me."
http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org
She said: "When your husband is a plastic surgeon, then the scalpel is your friend."
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2707453/Doctor-weds-dowdy-girl...
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 5:13pm.
carefreea,
I like it. Should be a good feeling handing that over.
;)
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Like you wouldn't fucking believe. Quite possibly the worst job I've ever had and I've worked on Portobello Market on a Saturday, oy.
Tomorrow should be a very good day :D Night night all.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 7:58pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 7:49pm.
I think Iam stumped on your new sig
Leonard Cohen "Everybody Knows"
o.k. i'll see ya all later!
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"Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 7:49pm.
I think Iam stumped on your new sig
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 7:53pm.
polo!
no, seriously.. i gotta go out for a bit.. be back later!
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"Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 7:46pm.
Anyone?
*echo* Pinocchio! *echo*
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Marco!...
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 7:46pm.
Anyone?
*echo* Pinocchio! *echo*
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"Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows"
JVM is practically orgasaming on camera about the 3 dead softball playing north dakota college students....
Anyone?
Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 6:45pm.
NO SHIT. What happens if you report abuse?
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I'm not sure if anything happens. I always write the mod love letters and all kinds of shit but the spam stays. I think the mod checks it out and deletes it way after the fact but the spammer just reregisters and goes to town!
what a fucking news day...cleveland serial killer, arsons/fire in L.A., a dude trying to strangle a cat, 3 college students found dead in N.Dakota, DUI bitch kills 2 people....how depressing...
Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 6:45pm.
Nothing. I think the moderators just "investigate".
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 6:41pm.
I WANT TO SHANK SOMEONE OVER THIS GDAMN SPAM.
NO SHIT. What happens if you report abuse?
I don't eat a lot of fast food for that ery reason. I especially cannot stomach Taco Bell. Ive only eaten it once in my life and I was sick for three days.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Koko, One time at Taco Bell I watched one of the workers slide her hand all the way down this stair rail, slide the other all the way back up, and go staight to the food area. That was all I could take.
I WANT TO SHANK SOMEONE OVER THIS GDAMN SPAM.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 6:35pm.
Bye ;)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
I have to give the SAS a ride home...pray for me.
Thanks M.E.
I think a couple beers will nurse me back to health!
You ladies have a nice evenin. Maybe catch you sugars tomorrow!
@justjack
i'm still a BK/taco bell/togo's slut...i just look away when i see them touching the food and hope for the best...(probably not the best plan)
@JJack - yum, sweet vodka.
where did everyone go?!!? BOOOOOO i hate working during OP I miss the fun!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Dave - the shits suck. Sorry.
Miss Jane, Sweet tea for dinner. I just had pasta for lunch. I quit eating at Taco Bell because they didnt wear gloves.
David, didnt you sammich makers have gloves on?
Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 6:21pm.
Thanks girl!
How are ya?! Long time no talk.
Ugh, I hate dinner decisions. Guess I definitely won't be doing Subway :)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Hot Boots Miss Jane!
noooo...the food poisoning discussion...i mean seriously so many people in food service shit, J.O, pick their nose, etc without washing hands...I'VE WORKED WITH THESE PEOPLE at so called nice restaraunts...**shudder/sigh**
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 6:14pm.
LOL! ;) Just talk to me in that accent and I'll forget all about the shits comments.
@rascal - I should totally do that! :)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
M.E- Yeah, I don't think I will be eatin Subway for a looooooooong while!
It was rough gettin through work, I will say that!
Miss Jane- I just realized what a dumb fuck I am, for hittin on you right after I told you I had the shits!
Yeah, I am a real prize! LOL!
@ MissJaneTexas
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Wow! Looks very sexy. Just put a belted little trench coat (or belted leather jacket) and you can be a Dominatrix!:-)
Bejeweled is a game and it keep freezing on me.
Dave....methinks you got some dirty veggies in your sammich. A bit of food poisoning.
Miss Jane- I wish I was back East. I'd definitely take you to to the broom closet if you were wearing those hot lookin boots!
Wanna come to San Diego? I can't promise that there would be no sex involved! (kiddin, well kind of!)
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 6:10pm.
um, EW.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 6:05pm.
who is bejeweled?
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 6:09pm.
OMG, thats crazy!
There are three of us in the room right now and we all have the shits and farts from Subway! I bet one of the sandwich makers has the Swine flu!
I feel sorry for housekeeping tomorrow! : (
@ little_rascal - yes they are over the knee! I had to get the gay approval because I am a midget at 5'1''. Short people can wear trends too! ;)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 6:06pm.
@ kokoskitten
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Are you serious? Just an hour ago they only had 6 women corpses! Now it's 10?
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it's "breaking news" on cnn...they have found another skull so it will probably be 11 +++...they are expecting to find (gulp) more bodies...this is some jeffrey dahmer stuff right here...
http://piperlime.gap.com/browse/product.do?pid=7001060021075&cid=36380&l...
These are the ones i bought in black. My friend works for the gap so i got a discount. They are suede so they can't get wet. LOVE THEM.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
@ kokoskitten
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Are you serious? Just an hour ago they only had 6 women corpses! Now it's 10?
Bejeweled is being a thick cunt right now.
I missed all the fun today huh? I'm hungry and I HATE that it's so dark and only 6:15...argh.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
uh-oh cleveland serial killer is up to 10 bodies now....
Fuck animal killers! I don't even like to hunt and I am a redneck from the south! My dad gets pissed every year at deer season! Cool I am out o town this year! No dad bitching!
this looks just like crouton bread falling in my Caesar Salad.
Man, I finally wayched the video and that is some weak ass shelving that collapsed fron a bump from a fork lift. Shit those Russians need to maybe build some better storage, cause losin 150k in voddie is criminal. My liver aches at the thought!
I'm from Texas but live in NYC. It's been raining nonstop. I love it here but wish I were independently wealthy...I hate work.
@angel - I can't wait to wear them...they are so HOT!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
well we were discussing the asshole cunt motherfucker who strangled a cat earlier and i just happened upon this article in the SF chronicle today about that piece of shit michael vick....I HATE (most) people !!!! i just want to go cry...
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/11/03/petscol11030...