Kirstie Alley Will Bring Her Craziness To Reality TV
Kirstie Alley has signed a deal (in donut frosting) with A&E to star in her own reality show. This shit is going to make the bitches on Hoarders, Intervention and Obsessed look like healthy and sane individuals.
Radar says that cameras will start rolling this month. The show will mostly focus on Kirstie's struggle with losing the chunk. And I'm sure the show will also follow Kirstie as she hides in Jamie Foxx's bushes and steals used condoms out of his trash can. Seriously, those of you who have been to the Land of Crazy (aka Kirstie's Twitter page) know what I'm talking about. Kirstie loves Jamie Foxx almost as much as she loves deep fried barley. Almost.
Here's a few recent examples:
"Enough of haters. Haters are lonely little rat people with 3 followers who love to hate also. Let's talk about LOVE stuff. LOVE Mr. Foxx!"
"I'm going to make a big announcement on Oprah TUESDAY..No, I'm not pregnant with Mr. Foxx's love child.....that I know of"
"I think the baby name will be JAIMTIE ALLEY FOXX ...gotta admit it's original...and NO ONE else will steal it!"
"Gotta go make love to Mr. Foxx... He hates it when i keep him waiting.. Be back in 7 hours unless he's over the flu. In which case... 9"
Actually, I'm going to excuse myself now, because that kind of looks like my diary entries about Anderson Cooper. Hmmm...I wonder if the free clinic has opened a psych ward yet?
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GOD FINALLY ANSWERED MY FUCKING PRAYERS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY FUCKING LIFE!!! AT LAST, A GOOD REALITY SHOW IS ON THE WAY!
Any of you whores (except the ones whose bulimia reflexes kick in when they see an extra pound) would LOVE "Fat Actress", it's so fucking funny and batshit crazy.
AHHH! Reading the comments I see that none of you whores has even seen "Fat Actress"! SHAME ON YOU, it's practically tailor-made for the whores at Dlisted, it's hilarious. And Kirstie does a lot funnier fat jokes than you bitches do!
She looks like jabba the hutt.
Having an addicted personality is something she should get professional help for, and I don't mean Jenny Craig. When this woman goes overboard, she dives in all the way. First it was drugs, then Scientology followed by food, more food and now - apparently - Foxx.
Her whole career lately has been her losing weight then gaining it back. *repeat indefinitely*
I have never seen someone have such a struggle with weight. I think it's pretty sad. I think I would rather see Kirstie Alley and Anna Nicole Smith ( RIP ) being crazy and wigged out than Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie with that pretentious, horrible show they had. Whatever it was called ( Mental blank out ).
So what has she ever done besides being lucky and getting on CHEERS and that *awful* Veronica's Closet? I don't know why she keeps getting shows, she's not very attractive, even when she was thin and she is a pretty bad actress.
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The only way I would watch it, is if she eats until she literally explodes.
When will she give up that WHORIBLE hair color and those janked up Paris Hilton extensions made for 20 year olds who don't know better??? Fat Ho's: here's a clue: Being obese AND blonde...the blonde does not cancel out the obese...People will notice your neck and chin have decided to marry...People will notice a FUPA that makes underpants and bikini bottoms optional...People will notice bingo wings that can be used as a lethal weapons along with your thighs of mass destruction REGARDLESS of your hair color...So just have a FLATTERING hair color...and long hair looks ridiculous on obese chicks...shoulder length or above, please...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Damn, her face melted into her neck. xD
With that said, you just know Jamie Foxx would still hit that!
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Wasn't she on Oprah in the summer or something, saying she'd done her own "research" and that she had discovered the secret to losing weight and keeping it off, that she had already lost 20 lbs and was going to lose the rest of it by November, when she planned to market this weightloss plan/product? She's crazy but secretly, I always hope that she loses the weight with some crazy candy bar diet that mysteriously works only for her -- you know, just say she can say, "Ha!" and be happy.
Other than that, she just shouldn't diet. She always gains weight when she does. She should get a physical fitness routine and eat better but forget about losing weight at all. She'll just balance off at what she's supposed to be, even if that's "fat." All this trying to hard will just make her balloon.
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I thought Scientology could cure anything? Can't Tom Cruise cure her with his vitamins and special water?
Submitted by ghettoprincess on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 3:23pm.
I think she started the swine flu.
LOLOL you a funny little black girl!
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Why do very heavy women tend to have very long, polished nails and lots of hand joo-ree?
That photo is Ursula from The Little Mermaid, right?
Sounds boring.
She indeed resembles Jabba the Hut's little sister! If she sits on Jaime Foxx's face, he'll never, ever hear the stereo! She is not relevant anymore or ever will be relevant. It's so much fun to watch her swirl in the abyss!
Submitted by quality assmonkey on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 3:00pm.
He said he had a crush on her
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Actually he said he was afraid of being crushed by her...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Fat Actress was actually funny, but all this other crap she does is just to keep herself relevant. She's on Oprah today, and she promised to lose weight earlier this year on Oprah, but if anything she's gained. She's HUGE!!
Damn. More Chins than a Chinese phonebook.
shit- I can run up a set of stairs backwards WHILE blowing my nose! Where is MY show? I certainly have more talent than any Kardashian or anyone on The Hills!
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Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up
In the morning when the day is new
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole night through
I thought Fat Actress was sort of like her reality show?
Who DOES NOT have a reality show these days??? Besides me!!!!!!
she must have seen that shot of his big member and realized she'd finally found someone who could penetrate past the fupa
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Suddenly I feel sorry for Jaime Foxx.
*reports self*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
LMAO GP!
OINKZ!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I think she started the swine flu.
I'm over her...she's not interesting at all.
Didn't her parents both get killed in a car accident? I could contribute her lunacy to that and, of course, Scientology.
Didn't her parents both get killed in a car accident? I could contribute her lunacy to that and, of course, Scientology.
I heard she's gonna be portraying Simply Sarah
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Jamie Foxx is fugly and an arrogant fuckwad. I don't get her love for him.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
Yet another fat slag who should just go away!
how do these women make a living?
Tevness
kirstie should get together with that other overeater carnie wilson and form some type of piglet organization...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
I still can't believe she had $5Million to give away, never mind to the Scientoloons.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
If your self worth is tied into how many followers you have on twitter, friends you have on Facebook or MySpace or whatever, then you are truly pathetic. And how many times do we need to witness Kirsty struggle with her weight. Do it in private, because when you put it out in public, it makes it all the worse when you gain it back.
funny... Xenu apparently lifted her coke addiction so maybe she should get it to work its magic on her hongray hongray hippo-itis?
btw It's usually a sign to push away from the table when your face and neck have morph'd together. Man she's pathetic.
They should name the show "Bingeing With The Has Beens in Heavy Leather Yo".
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
http://hellobeautiful.com/your-world/is-jamie-foxx-dating-kirstie-alley/
Submitted by quality assmonkey on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 3:00pm.
He said he had a crush on her
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I'm 100000000% sure he meant this:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3462/3251520381_5da7236df9.jpg
He said he had a crush on her
whats with 80's stars and scientology turning them crazy??? cruise, tavolta...kirstie... i also have never understood the point or fun in twitter?
oh Yay. MORE reality TV, just what we need.
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Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up
In the morning when the day is new
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole night through
Say what you will about this sow, she could still walk into any 'str8' bar, anywhere on the planet, and find at least one guy(possibly even a hot one) who will want to fuck her.
It is not fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirstie has been ballooning up and down the scale for years. She has no self-control. Instead of cocaine, she does food. A lot.
That cult she belongs to hasn't been able to cure of her food obsession or her mental problems.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 2:43pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 2:34pm.
Jaime - YOU IN DANGER BOY!
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LOL! That's what I was thinking...that little sampling sounds like more than a joke obsession...
Question: if she kidnapped JF, would she force herself on him? Or eat him?
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I'm thinking more of a Kathy Bates from Misery meets the freak from "Boxing Helena"
Funny that you should mention the Free Clinic - this post reminds me of a case described by Oliver Sacks.
The woman in question was in her 90s, and had gone to see Dr. Sacks because for the past few years she had been experiencing a resurgence of libido - eros.
Normally a quiet and reserved individual, in her late 80s she had become quite the flirt.
The cause was neurosyphilis - which had developed from a latent syphilis that she had contracted in her 20s and had since lay dormant.
At the time of publication (some time in the 1980s) Sack's case marked the greatest latency between contraction and onset of neuropathology - some 70 years.
This might just be a new record though.
How old is Alley exactly?
6-700 years old?
We could be looking at a period of centuries here.
MK, you must publish your paper ASAP!
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Jim - Jenny Craig fired her when she started packing the pounds on again.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 2:34pm.
Jaime - YOU IN DANGER BOY!
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LOL! That's what I was thinking...that little sampling sounds like more than a joke obsession...
Question: if she kidnapped JF, would she force herself on him? Or eat him?
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
I would love some psychology grad student to do their thesis on Twitter-nuts. That on-line navel gazing program seems to expose people's crazy in an epic way.
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