Wednesday, November 4th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 3rd!
After months of testing and perfecting, Madonna's Anti-Aging Serum (a concoction of stewed human fetuses, a single tear from St. Angie, with a dash of faux-British accent) debuts on GOOP. - Ryan Fischer
Runners-up:
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the finger again! - loozer
So that's where Frosted Flakes comes from - irishtree
Love making, the Scientology way. - Supertramp
That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen here, and that is saying a lot. - misslainey
VIA Buzzfeed
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YUCK!!! Did anyone manage to find out where the pic's from, or if its real?
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I was totally grossed out by this until I read it's probably paraffin wax or possibly glue. Now I can sleep at night...
Congrats winners!
I almost wrote the exact "puts lotion on it's skin" and "most disgusting" comments!!!! That picture is going to give me nightmares. When I see it I get this horrible sensation in my feet... like I'm super aware of them. It's hard to explain, but its an awful feeling. I put lotion on my feet every day because that dry skin freaks me out for some reason. I smear so much olay on myself I think I must have lotion running through my veins at this point.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 1:18pm.
Submitted by suze on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 1:12pm.
A few years ago MK only had two winners. He also used to have competition giveaways of free shit.
I guess no one gives him free shit anymore or else he's hoarding it all for himself.
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ESCANDALO!!!!!
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So, don't be stingy. Tell us more.
To be fair, the most impressive giveaway I recall was a Mandy Moore CD.
Still, free shit is free shit, right?
It's all in the history - go back to last page and start working your way back. It's also fascinating to see how the style of his posts have varied over the years.
Submitted by suze on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 1:12pm.
A few years ago MK only had two winners. He also used to have competition giveaways of free shit.
I guess no one gives him free shit anymore or else he's hoarding it all for himself.
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ESCANDALO!!!!!
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So, don't be stingy. Tell us more.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 12:31pm.
ICK!!!! NAST!!!
I guess there were only two winners because everyone else had either fainted or choked on their own vomit.
A few years ago MK only had two winners. He also used to have competition giveaways of free shit.
I guess no one gives him free shit anymore or else he's hoarding it all for himself.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 12:29pm.
Hey, don't vomit ont he player, man.
Vomit on the game.
Submitted by suze on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 12:27pm.
Congrats l...but misslainey, I disagree with you.
THIS is the most disgusting hting I've ever seen on DListed.
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ICK!!!! NAST!!!
I guess there were only two winners because everyone else had either fainted or choked on their own vomit.
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Bottom-feeder.
***VOMITS ON SUZE'S SHOES!!!***
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Congrats l...but misslainey, I disagree with you.
THIS is the most disgusting hting I've ever seen on DListed.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/10089#comments
I'm kind of partial to "Lovemaking, the Scientolgy way."
Hey congrats RyanFischer!
Congrats also to the other funny hos with guts of steel: Irishtree, SuperTramp, misslainey, and perennial CC winner loooooozeeeeerrrr!!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
Congrats all! BUT what is that? I feel ill!
LilElliexxxxxxxxxxeternalxxxxxxxxxx
Thanks all! I about peed myself when I saw that I won! Maybe I won Mega Millions as well because both contests hold equal importance to me? Congrats to Loozer, Irishtree, MissLainey, and Supertramp... They were all hilarious. Loozer- I about died when I read your "Silence of the Lamb" reference - awesome!
ROTFLMAO!!! So.Funny. Congrats, you guys!
*barfs*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Congrats Ryan Fischer! LOL
Congrats to irishtree (thanks, I will now think of this pic everytime I eat them, LOL) and misslainey.
A big congrats and face lick to my loozer baby!!! Most excellent lovebug!! LOL xo
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JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO
Supertramp pretty good newbie! now can you please get that damn take the long road song outta my head! damn it!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Wow, I won runner up! I feel so giddy!
Thank you!
Grate that up and put that on your pasta.
Now that's FRESH parmesan cheese.
Way to go winners! That was sooo freakin' gross! I had nuttin' but a queasy feeling. LMAO!
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozah! ♥♥♥♥
congrats to the winners, look at supertramp, take the long way home, hookah, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Congrats all you funny hos! Misslanely is right on the money, this makes me dry heave every time i see it.
Looooooozahhhhhhhh!!!! WHOOOOP WHOOOOP!!!! And congrats to all you funny horz. And I agree with misslainey!!
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Hooray Loozer♥! And a woot woot to Ryan Fischer, irishtree, Supertramp and misslainey!
That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen here, and that is saying a lot. - misslainey
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Ok, congratulations but....
I think I've written that three times and for WAY worse and it never won a contest! NO FAIRSIES!
♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
Congrats, Ryan Fischer!! Hahahaha, L♥♥zer! WTG, irishtree, Supahtramp and misslainey!! Very funny for a very gross CT!!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
oops, i mean 'i' will never eat frosted flakes again.. see, i'm tramitized
oops, i mean 'i' will never eat frosted flakes again.. see, i'm tramitized
oh.my.god...it will never eat frosted flakes again
Thanx MK and all his loyal subjects.
This is the second Silence of the Lambs reference that has won for me. Quiet Sheep have been berry berry good to me.
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Life isn't easy from the singular side
Down in the hole some emotions are hard to hide
....LMAO....Excellent selection...Hats off to the winning sluts!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
"That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen here, and that is saying a lot. - misslainey"
fukken olol
Congrats Ryan Fischer, loooooohzer, irishtree,
Supertramp, and misslainey.
i need 2 do that again. it makes your feet so soft!!
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Apparently, Lyndsay Lohan should have been more specific when she begged SamRo to finger her crack.
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OMG! I have no words.. this is so gross...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
Like I told Madonna, get the Ped Egg!
You put your weed in it!
Alligator & leather boots are totes out. They're saying human skin boots are the new must have of the season!
She forgot to put the lotion on the skin OR in the basket... needless to say, she got the hose again.
Paris shedding her skin. Proof, she is one of the reptilian illuminati!
Tristram, don't bother me, I'm on official company bizness and working.
Did Lindsay stick her finger in the dyke again?
See what happens when Shauna Sands attempts to wear shoes meant for mere mortals.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:58pm.
Callus when your foot isn't a'ppealing.
*contacting McSlitty's cable provider*
Callus when your foot isn't a'ppealing.
Finally, Heather Mills puts McCartney's money to good use.