Tuesday, November 3rd 2009
Mimi Almost Went Boom
The entire country of Japan and every character in Sanrioland held their breath when Mimi tripped while sashaying out to greet Jay Leno last night. If Mimi went down, the stage would've been covered with titties, nipples, Spanx, clamps, dead butterflies and several kinds of tape.
Although, you have to hand it to Mimi, because I doubt most of us could walk on teeny tiny silts while carrying two giant watermelons on our chest. Mimi needs private lessons from The Empress of Lucite.
Not to mention that Mimi was probably a little dizzy in the head due to her stylist sticking a vacuum up her Hello Culo and sucking her in like a Space Bag right before she went out on stage. Clip beeeelow:
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Her song are good and I think the video clips of how she used to look says it all. She is certainly different than she is now. It was obvious that her dress simply didn't fit when she sat down. She was struggling. casino en ligne
Whatever! Let a person wear what they want. She is 40 and..? If she was 20 and stuffed into clothes you all would still make the same lame ass remarks. You tards need to stop your whining. LOL! There is a shit ton of ageism and size-ism on this site. If you don't like what you see then look away. Don't think she is ugly at all but she isn't looking her best here. Anyway, I like Mariah. ;')
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First of all, Mariah has not sold the most records!!! She pulls this shit all the time. I like Mariah, don't get me wrong, but she has not sold the most records by a female. Madonna is the winner of that. I am looking at the Guiness Book of Records, it is Madonna!! Mariah can not deal with the fact someone has sold more records than her. I know all of the Mariah fanatic fans are going to argue with this but I would risk my life on the fact Madonna has sold more!!!! Even in the US Madonna has sold 500,000 more copies!!, and we all know world wide who is more popular!!
This site is for US only and she is now 1 million ahead!!
http://www.riaa.com/goldandplatinumdata.php?table=tblTopArt
God, Mimi. Wear fucking cloths that actually FIT. Her tits are about to pop out of her dress!
She looks like an encased sausage.
I will give her the benefit of the doubt that she is preggers, b/c it seems she has gained like 15 lbs in the past month or so.
I can't stand her music, but I love her body.
If she fell, the airbags would have protected her.
In the picture where she's about to fall, her boobs look like grapefruits in tube socks. She must wear all those corset-like dresses to prop those heifers up because I suspect when she showers in the morning, those things are hanging down to her belly button.
Wow, she did well not to fall over. She could have broken her neck (if only lol). Geez her bazooka's are looking mighty large. Like two big fat sacks of bacon stapled to her chest. It's hilarious that she wants to be thin, yet she makes herself look heavier with the big fake boobs.
She is so vulgar in her obvious love of all things material and superficial. But she doesn't care. Poor people just don't exist in her purple/pink/butterflies/diamond encrusted world.
Lord I wish she'd cover up once in a while. She's beginning to remind me of Pam Anderson.
i love her! i wish she wouldn't be so concerned with what people think. she is really hard on herself which gives you tendancies to drink the good shit.
Those things scare me, they make her look like a suicide bomber. Is she allowed to fly on a commercial plane with them?
Her tits are ridiculous. She's clearly top heavy.
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Shiitake happens...
Just two comments on this post:
1) That woman is sooooo full of herself, thinking she's God's gift to all, that frankly, I look forward to her future implosion - be it by plastic surgery in a futile attempt to "maintain", or at the demise of her current love affair.
2) Dang, is there not a doctor that can fix her chipmunk cheeks...
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I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Those implants are so big and out of proportion, they make her look fat, fat, fat!
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Get the fucking ads out of the comments section!!!
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 7:12pm.
I'm 39 so stop hatin' on us oldies! Just because we're not 20 anymore doesn't mean we stick to muu muus and Crocs. I love fashion and my clothes, shoes, boots and accessories are fierce.
Upon saying that, I dress well and don't show my chichis and wear my correct size. Mimi is surrounded by yesmen who actually remove her size 12-14-16 labels and replace then with 4-6-8 sizes and they all feed into it. They tell her she's hot and she pays them to do it. Her stylist (Stevie Wonder) must find it hard to keep a straight face but he must be doing it, since she dresses like this all the time.
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Stevie Wonder...LMFAO!!
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Love her voice.Looooove her tits.Never bought any of her music.
She's looking more and more like Anna Nicole Smith everyday-ridiculously huge boobs and fat ass but totally deluded about her size and trying to stick herself into clothes that don't suit.
Girl-nothing wrong with getting old and a bit larger, but please-wear some fucking clothes that fit.
The ageism on this board always catches me off guard. How old are all you bitches? Clearly you must all be 19, and none of you plan on getting any older.
Mariah's still a relatively young woman. And shes a certain type of woman too. Like Raquel Welch. Bitches like that never stop with the tight clothes. They're that way 'til they die!
Nevertheless, I don't like the way her boobs look. Maybe she got them redone lately. They need to settle....or something.
Implants look horrible! Her style is nauseating...why oh why does she dress this way? She even sings that she's incredulous that anyone would be obsessed with her...
Bitch can really sing though and she is at least attractive. Compare with Celine Dion who still isn't pretty despite all the help she has.
Watching the Butterfly Ho go down would have been interesting.
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@ angel_i: Ohhh, Nickels and Dimes!!!
OnT: I'm miffed, just miffed that Mimi didn't faceplant that floor and kept sliding off the face off the earth.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Vanitas on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 6:02pm.
I WISH I could see this!!! Does she bail or what??!?
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Nope - it's boring...she totally saves herself and then drones on forever about nothing.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by Youri on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 7:05pm.
And I love how she is always intoduced as the biggest selling female artist in the world. Anybody who does a bit of research knows that she isn't. Nana Mouskouri is. She sold around 250 million albums.
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Oh, my mom's gonna be thrilled to hear that! She and my dad are such huge Nana Mouskouri fans!
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Nickels and dimes
A song at a time
For nickels and dimes
A sidewalk rehearsal for dreams that I held in my mind
So if you remember a child on the corner of time
You'll know that I promised to repay your
Nickels and dimes
Spooky, huh?:)
♥ Threadkilla!
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Submitted by Youri on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 7:05pm.
And I love how she is always intoduced as the biggest selling female artist in the world. Anybody who does a bit of research knows that she isn't. Nana Mouskouri is. She sold around 250 million albums.
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Oh, my mom's gonna be thrilled to hear that! She and my dad are such huge Nana Mouskouri fans!
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Bottom-feeder.
that wasn't that bad
She is a middle age woman living the life of a 20 something, marrying a man 10 years younger than her. She is a role model for no one and nobody.
Where is Dakota "Blood Lust" Fanning to FINISH pushing a bitch down when you need her to...
I'm 39 so stop hatin' on us oldies! Just because we're not 20 anymore doesn't mean we stick to muu muus and Crocs. I love fashion and my clothes, shoes, boots and accessories are fierce.
Upon saying that, I dress well and don't show my chichis and wear my correct size. Mimi is surrounded by yesmen who actually remove her size 12-14-16 labels and replace then with 4-6-8 sizes and they all feed into it. They tell her she's hot and she pays them to do it. Her stylist (Stevie Wonder) must find it hard to keep a straight face but he must be doing it, since she dresses like this all the time.
She is such an airhead and those manners of her. grrrrr! I just want to slap her. And I love how she is always intoduced as the biggest selling female artist in the world. Anybody who does a bit of research knows that she isn't. Nana Mouskouri is. She sold around 250 million albums. Even Vadge has sold more records than Moomoo.
Sweet jesus. WHY, why, why, WHY would someone do that to herself? She makes herself look so much bigger than she is. Those boobs are not doing anything for her - they just make her look heavier.
Oh, I hate Jay Leno, too.
Here's Eminem looking all Mimified back in the day..Bwhahaha
http://20.media.tumblr.com/S2win3WfGqovkftxtungfFQ3o1_400.jpg
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
i got all fucked up in the eyes around the 40 second mark when mimi pooched her ass in the air, so i stopped the video...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Mimi you are no longer twenty-something, everything on you looks too small which makes you look fat. Its time to shut it down.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
BITCH YOUR UGLY AND PROBABLY THE ONLY PERSON ALIVE WHO HAS A FUCKING BIGGER HEAD THAN LENO!!
She really has an unattractive donkey face and is way too old to be dressing like a $5 hooker.
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Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
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She needs to hang up the slut gear and start dressing her age. Not hot anymore. Sorry.
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I WISH I could see this!!! Does she bail or what??!?
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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.
Aw! She's cute achally.
But she needs to put away the sausage dressed already.
♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
I'd like to fondle her breasticles in my office! Yes indeed!
Whats with her bewbs?
they look funny
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
By the way she holds herself you can see she is self concious. So why does she continue to dress like a fucking paid escort?
I had to watch one minute and seventeen seconds of jay lenos eyebrow and clips from her vid to get to the action?
massive let down.
what's with that eyebrow thing anyway?
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She does have AMAZING tits though!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
omg guys! there was a step there! she tripped on the step! although i agree with the stilts and watermelons thing. :)
omg guys! there was a step there! she tripped on the step! although i agree with the stilts and watermelons thing. :)
with very few exceptions all her songs sound the same to me...always the same screeches and yelps!
Can't believe she's sold more records than Vadge.
I will file that under "little piece of useless trivia of the day."
Did she get implants at some point? I don't recall she had such big boobs back in the olden days when she started.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
ah fuck come on, I was hoping for a big spill.
You know, I would like Mariah somewhat if she still made some decent music a la "Emotions".
Oh and Mariah, you're 40 sweetie, accept it and stop acting and dressing like a "hip" teenager.
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HELLO CULO
Too funny!!!!! ROFL
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