Piece Of Trash!
Here's a few outtakes from Harper's Bazaar of Kristen Stewart, her wig and the Keeper of the Magical Forest getting all close. This is also proof that Kristen can't act her way out of any kind of bag even when she tries. Okay, the truth is, I like Kristen's trash bag gown, but only because it reminds me of one of my favorite homeless ladies in NYC. This one hot bitch always ran around the streets wearing a dress made out of Hefty sacks and Ziploc bags. She once called me a "shifty fag." It really was love at first hate.
Anyway, don't let these pictures fool you. RPattz and Kristen are definitely not bumping taints under the sheets. RPattz is only looking at her like that, because he's picturing her as a giant corn on the cob. Corn brings out of his emotions.
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i like her its nice to see a tom boy that people think is sexy and pretty and i thuoght she did a good job in the movie adventureland snd she looked hot in itr
She's kinda channeling Dita Von Teese - minus the charm - in these photos. I predict that Kristen Stewart will be Marylin Manson's next girlfriend! I'm totally calling it.
these photos are horrendous! Most likely, due to the fact that both actors are so wooden and devoid of talent and/or charisma. Blah. . .
If you consume me, I will not let you go.
If you walk right through me,
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Actually i kind of like her in these pictures, riding the magical forest unicorn prince are making wonders for this bitch face, at least she looks less constipated.
RPATTZ is dazzling, he is a very very pretty boy, I wouldn't date him, 'cause you know it will hurt any bitchface Fierce reputation (can you imagine: this is my boyfriend, he sparkles!) but I would be totally hiting that and denied him..KRISTEN YoU ARE MY HERO!!! keep dressing up as gigant corn and ravish the Magical prince of the unicorns! I won't said a shit!
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Submitted by putas on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 12:55pm.
Pattinson has a concave face. Not even remotely attractive.
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I always thought his face was flat - as though someone had walloped it with a frying pan when he was young and it stayed that way like in a Looney Tunes cartoon.
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Bottom-feeder.
Pattinson has a concave face. Not even remotely attractive.
So glad this dreck wasn't around when I was a tween. It would make the goths even more insufferable. Christ, go have a fucking picnic (midnight at a cemetery doesn't count. And it ain't edgy) and smile. You think life is tough now?
Dont find Rob at all right for the role. Ive never read Twilight (thank fuck) but he doesn't strike me as the vampy type at all. According to Stephanie Miller, the creator, this was the original supposed to be cast, that guy from the Tudors:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/7...
All of those pictures are God-awful.
I don't get their appeal, but then again I'm over 40 yr old and not into kiddie vampires.
Did Andre Leon pick out that lawn & leaf bag she's wearing? Ugh.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 6:30pm.
I actually think she is a gorgeous girl ...well a gorgeous girl who always has stank face on....but those are not very good pics of her. I think her hair is too dark or something.
I like her hair super dark. I think it looks cool with her pale skin. I actually like and she's pale and not tan as fuck. But you're right, she does always have chronic bitch face on. She could be pretty if she looked a bit more pleasant.
As for her acting, I don't think she's terrible. She's terrible in the Twilight shit, but those movies are poorly written and I think the character is all wrong for her. I've seen her in other stuff and didn't think she was bad (ex: Adventureland.) I think she'd be better off in doing drier comedies.
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in that last pic, he has sort of a half moon face. i sort of get the appeal, but hmmm, no, i don't really.
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I think they are both pretty but what is the big deal with both of them? I liked him bettwe when he was Cedric and I liked her better when she was Jody Foster's diabetic daughter. Blah to both of them.
And those pics look uncomfortable! I didnt believe they were doing it till now!
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That wig is positviely henious!
I am not a fan of eıther one of them but I lıke the fact that she ıs not some come-hıther ho on the Hollywood scene.
But I hope they dıd not spend a bundle on that dress. I could have made that wıth duct tape and extra large Hefty bags!
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i don't think either of these fools are attractive in the least... yeck
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I usually skip these boring ass posts but come on, they're totally doing it. That stoner douche has that smelly bastard wrapped around her finger.
Besides we all know he can't act worth shit. I saw Harry Potter, bitch was terrible, completely wooden.
She's like Eva Green's homely little sister.
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Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 2:42am.
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 1:02am.
Submitted by vedamaria on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 12:17am.
you get the award for the most fucking double post ever!!!
No kidding. I'm not sure "double post" is a strong enough term.
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It's not vedamaria's fault, the interwebs occasionally gets temporary OCD.
It's like temporary insanity, but with less window licking.
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that's a beautiful trash bag!
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Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 1:02am.
Submitted by vedamaria on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 12:17am.
you get the award for the most fucking double post ever!!!
No kidding. I'm not sure "double post" is a strong enough term.
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I can not completely hate them. I like that she at least acts her age, unlike most of the twats. But they need to fire everybody who worked that shoot. Stylist, photographer, everyone. It is ridiculous to publish that shiteous spread. I have a hard time believing they are dating, they are both so awkward together.
Submitted by vedamaria on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 12:17am.
you get the award for the most fucking double post ever!!!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:15pm.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 9:09pm.
She's totally unattractive. Not Hollywood unattractive, People of WalMart unattractive.
Not completely unattractive...she's just kind of plain...in a how the hell did she become a movie actress sort of way.
The same way all starlets get a job. She sucks very well.
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LMAO @ 'shifty fag'! i will have to call my MFQ (MotherFucking Queer, inside joke-a coworker called him that when he was having a hissy fit & it stuck) @ work that from now on...i love the commentary from MK, it almost always mirrors my own:)
LMAO @ 'shifty fag'! i will have to call my MFQ (MotherFucking Queer, inside joke-a coworker called him that when he was having a hissy fit & it stuck) @ work that from now on...i love the commentary from MK, it almost always mirrors my own:)
LMAO @ 'shifty fag'! i will have to call my MFQ (MotherFucking Queer, inside joke-a coworker called him that when he was having a hissy fit & it stuck) @ work that from now on...i love the commentary from MK, it almost always mirrors my own:)
LMAO @ 'shifty fag'! i will have to call my MFQ (MotherFucking Queer, inside joke-a coworker called him that when he was having a hissy fit & it stuck) @ work that from now on...i love the commentary from MK, it almost always mirrors my own:)
LMAO @ 'shifty fag'! i will have to call my MFQ (MotherFucking Queer, inside joke-a coworker called him that when he was having a hissy fit & it stuck) @ work that from now on...i love the commentary from MK, it almost always mirrors my own:)
LMAO @ 'shifty fag'! i will have to call my MFQ (MotherFucking Queer, inside joke-a coworker called him that when he was having a hissy fit & it stuck) @ work that from now on...i love the commentary from MK, it almost always mirrors my own:)
LMAO @ 'shifty fag'! i will have to call my MFQ (MotherFucking Queer, inside joke-a coworker called him that when he was having a hissy fit & it stuck) @ work that from now on...i love the commentary from MK, it almost always mirrors my own:)
LMAO @ 'shifty fag'! i will have to call my MFQ (MotherFucking Queer, inside joke-a coworker called him that when he was having a hissy fit & it stuck) @ work that from now on...i love the commentary from MK, it almost always mirrors my own:)
LMAO @ 'shifty fag'! i will have to call my MFQ (MotherFucking Queer, inside joke-a coworker called him that when he was having a hissy fit & it stuck) @ work that from now on...i love the commentary from MK, it almost always mirrors my own:)
LMAO @ 'shifty fag'! i will have to call my MFQ (MotherFucking Queer, inside joke-a coworker called him that when he was having a hissy fit & it stuck) @ work that from now on...i love the commentary from MK, it almost always mirrors my own:)
LMAO @ 'shifty fag'! i will have to call my MFQ (MotherFucking Queer, inside joke-a coworker called him that when he was having a hissy fit & it stuck) @ work that from now on...i love the commentary from MK, it almost always mirrors my own:)
LMAO @ 'shifty fag'! i will have to call my MFQ (MotherFucking Queer, inside joke-a coworker called him that when he was having a hissy fit & it stuck) @ work that from now on...i love the commentary from MK, it almost always mirrors my own:)
LMAO @ 'shifty fag'! i will have to call my MFQ (MotherFucking Queer, inside joke-a coworker called him that when he was having a hissy fit & it stuck) @ work that from now on...i love the commentary from MK, it almost always mirrors my own:)
LMAO @ 'shifty fag'! i will have to call my MFQ (MotherFucking Queer, inside joke-a coworker called him that when he was having a hissy fit & it stuck) @ work that from now on...i love the commentary from MK, it almost always mirrors my own:)
LMAO @ 'shifty fag'! i will have to call my MFQ (MotherFucking Queer, inside joke-a coworker called him that when he was having a hissy fit & it stuck) @ work that from now on...i love the commentary from MK, it almost always mirrors my own:)
LMAO @ 'shifty fag'! i will have to call my MFQ (MotherFucking Queer, inside joke-a coworker called him that when he was having a hissy fit & it stuck) @ work that from now on...i love the commentary from MK, it almost always mirrors my own:)
LMAO @ 'shifty fag'! i will have to call my MFQ (MotherFucking Queer, inside joke-a coworker called him that when he was having a hissy fit & it stuck) @ work that from now on...i love the commentary from MK, it almost always mirrors my own:)
LMAO @ 'shifty fag'! i will have to call my MFQ (MotherFucking Queer, inside joke-a coworker called him that when he was having a hissy fit & it stuck) @ work that from now on...i love the commentary from MK, it almost always mirrors my own:)
LMAO @ 'shifty fag'! i will have to call my MFQ (MotherFucking Queer, inside joke-a coworker called him that when he was having a hissy fit & it stuck) @ work that from now on...i love the commentary from MK, it almost always mirrors my own:)
And whomever thinks KS is butch needs to get to a gayelle bar stat.
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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:58pm.
A horrible cunt rag (like VF or Bazaar) did a self-serving photo-shoot of The Ronsons recently as "The Royal Tenenbaums." More direahea from wealthy, entitled and incredibly funded "creative" tampons. Bitter, but true....one must agree.
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It really was love at first hate. ~ MK
Submitted by Freak Speely on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 7:24pm.
I teach English literature to 12 year old students and this series has become the bane of my fucking career. I survived Harry Potter, though...I can survive this.
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I tried to read the first Harry Potter and couldn't get through it. I didn't even know about Twilight until they marketed the movie, still haven't read it (as I am an adult). KADOOZE to your patience!
She looks hot in #4. I like her. She seems smart.
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It really was love at first hate. ~ MK
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 9:23pm.
Just like when I see 1 Rpattz and 1 Kstew I know it equals dissatisfied.
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A horrible cunt rag (like VF or Bazaar) did a self-serving photo-shoot of The Ronsons recently as "The Royal Tenenbaums." More direahea from wealthy, entitled and incredibly funded "creative" tampons. Bitter, but true....one must agree.