Tuesday, November 3rd 2009

David Walliams Makes Mark Ronson The Butt Of The Joke


I'm sure most of us would love to rip the pants off of Mark Ronson, but you have to ask first and provide him with a hot meal beforehand. You can't just go exposing his gerbil hole to everyone. Which exactly what David Walliams did to him the other night.

At a charity event in London, David (performing as one of his Little Britain characters Des Kaye) decided to have a little fun with SamRo's brother by grabbing at his peen and plums. When Mark shooed him away, David came harder and the two hit the ground. They looked like they were re-enacting a playdate between Tommy Girl and Becks.

In the end, David showed off Mark's hairy end to 3,000 people in the audience. Not only did Mark not appreciate getting molested by David, but he also didn't seem happy that his fancy suit got ripped. Or maybe he was just doing that thing called "acting" since he might have already know that this is part of Des' act. Des is known for pantsing a bitch in front of everyone. If Des came at me like that, I'd whip out the Vaseline and drop it down low.

A still of Mark Ronson's furry pancakes is after the jump. Take off your own pants and JUMP!

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Posted by: Michael K


LuxLuv's picture

Never mind Ronson's bony white ass, what's UP with the OTHER guy's purple suit and white shooz?

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Mark is so hot! ..and Ive always wanted to see his butt (more on a personal one on one) but yeah, you get the picture.

BUT this is just plain rude, disgusting, and humiliating! I would have beat the shit out of that guy, there is just no way!!

And as Michael K pointed out! Mark knew what this guy gets up to on stage, soooo, was he in on it?...I doubt it by the look on his face.

Basically, it was just plain wrong, and i felt really awful for Mark!

With that said. His butt was looking hot!!

Dgrin's picture

his body language says he has fun with it till the point things get rough...then you can see the agonizing expression on his face and I think you can hear him scream 'nooo!' as in the 'banana' word you sometimes use with a sexual partner to let them know the game has gone too far.nevertheless this is not the hairier butt and yes that's a position I'd love to see Mark performing every day.

SpiceDong's picture

looks like Mark forgot to do his bikini line before this show.
staged or not, it is not funny or sexy at all either.
very uncomfortable to watch.

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theboy's picture

A playdate between tommy girl and becks, that mk is allways beyond us, mk you shifty fag.

Mark seems in this picture like the poster child of men who got raped. And may I say, nice ass!

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Fronika's picture

David Walliams is one sick fcuker.

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shandi's picture

That wasn't funny at all. It was rude, embarrassing, humiliating - I could go on and on. If I were Mark, I would have beat the shit out of that guy.

Again, not funny. That's something a bully at school would do. I'd at least have the SOB arrested.

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cattitude's picture

I think Mark could charge him with assault for that.
What a dickhead that guy is for doing that to him.
Mark looks totally panic-stricken!
Nobody besides Pamela Anderson wants to be naked in front of that many people outside a strip club...and even she does it voluntarily!

wow, he actually plays with ronson's cock for a few seconds. that was sick: weird british private school boy rape, with a twisted little smile on the face.

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me thinks walliams is taking it a bit too far with that des kaye character. he did this before and there were many people who did not like it. walliams said in an interview that this is comedy and theater and people can not take a good joke anymore. as much as i like little britain but thats just not funny anymore. even if he goes for blokes like ronson.

sugar free's picture

i don't know who this Walliams guy is, but i would've knocked that fucking asshole out if he did that shit to me. no joke.

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anonymouscrazycatlover's picture

Freaks! they need to limit their foreplay to the bedroom...or a back alley.

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starsign's picture

What a total fuckhead! Ripping off someones clothes is mean't to be funny is it? He basically assualted the guy. What a total tool. I hate Little Britain, it is lame, unfunny and pathetic. David Walliams obviously got off on doing this. The guy keeps insisting that he likes the 'ladies', ummm yeah right. Just come out of the closet David, it'll be ok.

If I was that guy I would sue him for assault.

I wondered why Mark didn't punch him in the face.

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SoulTaker's picture

That vid was uncomfortable to watch.

Looked like The Joker sexually assaulting PeeWee Herman.

starfishing's picture

Actually, not Pervez... I just wish I had footage of Will I Am punching him int he face... OK I got side tracked here
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smokeybaconflavour's picture

That's not cool even if Mark Ronson is some sort of douche bag. I really don't know anything about him.

It would be funny to see someone do that to Kim Jong-il or George H W Bush... or Mel Gibson.. or Tommy Cruise..... or Pervez Hilton

Actually, not Pervez... I just wish I had footage of Will I Am punching him int he face... OK I got side tracked here

starfishing's picture

trim!!! omg...

stake_spike's picture

Walliams is so just a little bit gay. Did you see how he stuck two of his fingers into his pants (at the 55 mark) when he was on the floor? Just come out already!

Meh about Mark's ass. I used to have a huge crush on him but he seems like such an LSE hipster douche.

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Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 3:10am.

Fangs, I'll check it out. Night Tristram!

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 3:04am.
Tell me about it! On first glance, I thought the second pic was Grimace playing the slots.

That sounds funny even tho I don't know who Grimace is.

Hey, if you haven't read it yet, some peeps were talking about the possible benefits of having kids read the Twilight tales, on the Twilight thread, natch. Night!

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yeahok's picture

This is seriously fucked up.

MyTwoCents's picture

Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 2:57am.

Tell me about it! On first glance, I thought the second pic was Grimace playing the slots.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 2:51am.

Dunno. Most things are a bit blurry right bout now.

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 2:39am.

Then how will the vodka get from the glass to my moufs?? I hate this game!!

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Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 2:31am.

Hehe.. MK didn't mention anything bout that! You know I would, but won't the picture be really blurry with all the jumping?

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TITS's picture

@2c - ... you need to be patting your head and rubbing your tummy while jumping up and down.

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Tristram's picture

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 2:29am.
Ok, pants are off and I'm jumping but nothing's happening. Am I doing this wrong?

Depends. Are you uploading to YouTube?

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MyTwoCents's picture

Ok, pants are off and I'm jumping but nothing's happening. Am I doing this wrong?

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ruby_lucite_slippers's picture

Very uncomfortable to watch. No comedy here, just boarderline sexual assult.

ElleDriver's picture

MikeyHolland: what ARE you talking about? Both Walliams and Ronson are straight. So how exactly do "emancipated gays" figure into this?

TITS's picture

Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 9:31pm.

I still think David Walliams is sort of sexy, the self-hating part of me clearly, because you know he's already forgotten who you are even before you are out of his bed.

And I bet you don't even get a "to go" Continental breakfast on your way out.
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mini bar while he's in the bathroom.

sheesh.

edit - and/or wallet

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Rem Koolhaas's picture

Looks a little nappy between the cheeks.

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MickeyHolland's picture

I love the cast of Little Britain, but this was disturbing to watch. Look at Ronson's face when he's sitting down, he is seriously embarrassed. This is a shiny example of gays in our neck of the woods taking emancipation one step too far.

To me, gay rights are a given. Your sexuality is just one aspect of your personality, so I don't care who you love (as long as the are consenting and above age). However, equal rights imply equal obligations. Each society has social and moral boundaries. Looking at a sketch like this (and the orgy-like ambiance of the Amsterdam Gay Pride Parade) some members of the gay community have lost sight of this.

HoityToity's picture

That was jus WROONNG! Oh yeah-real talent there! Well, only if he was a desperate crack ho! I want to see a hot azz as much as the next ho who will "suckie for long time"--but not like this!

BobsBB's picture

No doubt he knew it was gonna happen. Nevertheless, I am horny now.
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quality assmonkey's picture

What should I say here?

EatYourVeggies's picture

Those Ronsons are fucking annoying. Mark is nothing more than a dj pretending he's a real artist.

Mmmm... Hairy taints are delicious. I try to eat one every morning for breakfast. Ronson is properly invited to come over and sit on my face anytime he wants.

madam s.'s picture

True. And aggressive public pantsings are extra uncool anytime outside of 4th grade boy circles.

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Tristram's picture

Submitted by tojo on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 9:31pm.

I can't watch it...I don't think public humiliation is funny...

Perfectly said. That's true even when the person deserves it.

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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:19pm.
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well, that's mighty forward!!... i like your tactics!

OT: sooo... yeah... um... i really can't think of anything... this must be what it's like to be Mark Ronson

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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:09pm.
papi, i buy u jet blue!

we have still not discussed the buy one get one whopper part of my demands!LOL!

OT: so, this guy did what?

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Madam Pince's picture

Mark Ronson needs to take some of that producing money and buy a sense of humor. Fucker knew he was onstage with Des Kaye.

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Mrs. Voorhees's picture

papi, i buy u jet blue! what's worse is the chuck bass self-promotional stunt shit stink to this.