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I fell asleep watching that trailer, better then ambien. I swear cant she just wrinkle up and retire already - she cannot act and the big lipped pout has gotten old and looks more like a puckered asshole then sexy. Not since Girl Interrupted has she done anything of worth. She disgusts me, she needs to get outta line and let the new "it" step forward and for the love of god take that wino that use to be Brad Pitt with her.

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My Russian might not be that good, but I can tell it's definitely a dub. - it's a kind of accent you can't achieve without having spoken the language for a very long time. And the story that she doesn’t know that she is „the agent“ is another Hollywood cliché. This looks like another boring action film where her only point is to look hot ( or only bones not!?)

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I can't believe there are still people out there who don't get the obvious fact that Jolie can't act. She's won awards for playing HERSELF.

If they wanted a Bourne type to star with Liev they should have forked over the bucks for Matt Damon. At least he makes a believable action hero instead of looking like a skeleton with unevenly filled water balloons for lips.

Skinny Angie is too Skinny.

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"The trailer is in Russian which makes it a little more entertaining."

My friend routinely will simultaneously translate trailers into German when we go the movies. It managed to make '10,000 B.C.' look interesting. Truth. AJ bores me so much that I can't even be bothered to type her name out. I would lose my panties for Liev Schreiber anytime, anywhere.
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she looked nicer with a rounder face , she has lost so much weight is creepy all i see i trout pout and bones :P

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You know, I absolutely lurve Angelina Jolie. Think she's a GODDESS TO THE N-TH POWER, actually, but am mighty tired of Hollywood and their "let's make white women look all hot" movies. Still, I'm going to be the first to watch this lady (and HIS HOTNESS Liev Schreiber), cause, they just do it for me! lol!

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Submitted by angelinafan1 on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 2:16pm.
Like her or not, she's one of the few females in that can have a role originally written for a man, rewritten for her

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Oh, you mean like Judi Dench as M, Sigourney Weaver as Ripley (the role was originally unisex), Katee Sackhoff as Starbuck & Grace Park as Boomer in Battlestar Galactica, Jodie Foster as Kyle (Flightplan), Amy Madigan as McCoy (Streets of Fire), Jane Lynch as J.D. (Weather Girl), Holly Aird as Det. Sgt. Rebecca White (Thge Criminal), Joely Richardson as Lt. Starck (Event Horizon), Lina Leandersson as Eli (Let the Right One In), Rosalind Russell as Hildy (His Girl Friday), Jennifer Jason Leigh as Allegra Geller (eXistenZ), Radha Mitchell as Rose Da Silva (Silent Hill), Whoopi Goldberg as Bernie (Burglar), etc, etc, etc.

There are hundreds of these. I could go on & on. Angie Jo is such a unique snowflake. And pretty soon, when her looks fade (even more), she be replaced by the next pretty young thing.

Looks terrible, and Jolie can't act. She knows two accents: Count Chocula and faux Brit.

This looks like Wanted:2 ...and Mrs. Smith Goes To Washington and Tomb Raider: The Lean Years.

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Fuck ıt.

I wanna see Wanted 2!

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YAWN! Another blah jolie film.

Submitted by opiumtraum on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 2:02pm.
ms. caligula - you're a movie-expert with diploma i guess :P?

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Hell yes I am. I got my degree in Film & Shitty Actors from U of A: University of Awesome.

Maybe for Angies next role, she should play a sexy spy-terrorist-assassin-weapons-martial arts expert...try to stretch herself a bit.

She's too thin to play these parts. No you don't have to be a big lady to kick ass. Just can't look like a starving refugee.

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what is going on??? this was totally stupid. why the hell would i see a movie with American's speaking Russian?? Hollywood has officially gone crazy.

That and the fact that bitch can't act.

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Submitted by angelinafan1 on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 2:16pm.

I think ppl are extra special annoyed by AJ because she blatantly uses charitable causes encouraging peace and justice as PR and then turns around and makes violent, exploitative films. She is hypocritical and the very definition of having your cake and eating it too.
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"Like her or not, she's one of the few females in that can have a role originally written for a man, rewritten for her specifically."

-Um, Tommygirl was originally up for this, right? So where do get the whole "role for a man" from? It's a lateral move and if it's rewritten to suit a female, it is no longer a role for a dude.

And what other role did she destroy, I mean "act" that was for a guy?

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Submitted by angelinafan1 on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 2:16pm.

Although Will Smith totally bugs the sh*t out of me and I am not a fan, he was really good in Six Degrees of Separation.

Whether or not you are a fan of AJ, you have to admit her persona is annoying as hell and her action flicks suck ass.

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Where did you get A from?
It's a word salt written with Russian letters

S=С
А=О
L= Л (I thought Russian L is same as Greek and Latin one )
T= T
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I doubt anyone would want to motorboat in Kim Kardashians bush garden
but no doubt some would want to swim in Paris Hilton's crab buffet

It's a lot like what I was saying about Al Pacino earlier, the only difference being that Al Pacino actually has talent, whereas Will Smith never had any talent to begin with.
Much like Angie Jo, Will Smith is just another over-paid, over-rated actor that the stupid, red state, mouth-breathing general public loves to pay money to see, which is why they both keep getting film roles.

All this drivel is a matter of personal opinion. If you want to be a snob about who is a real actor and who isn't, that just says alot about you. In my opinion, Will showed great range in Ali and The Pursuit of Happyiness. Just because a lot of people adored him in Fresh Prince and he does high grossing action flicks, doesn't mean that he's "over-rated" as an actor. The same goes with Angelina. Both are highly respected, bankable stars, and they excel in their genres. Like her or not, she's one of the few females in that can have a role originally written for a man, rewritten for her specifically.

Its never too late to change.

I'm so in-salt-ed.

ms. caligula - you're a movie-expert with diploma i guess :P?

I didn't read that last part of MK's post about it being in Russian so I don't know if its all the pot I smoked before coming back to work but I got the laughs now. I'm never convinced with Angie anymore. I know too much about her personal life to ever buy into one of her characters. I remember about a decade ago, I liked her after "Gia" came out...but I was starting puberty, so I didn't know any better.

Submitted by angelinafan1 on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 12:56pm.
Will Smith (I am Legend, Hancock, Bad Boys) does these kinds of movies all the time, and no one gives him shit about it.

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You've obviously never been involved in too many film discussions, otherwise you would know that a lot people dislike Will Smith & don't see him as anything more than the "Fresh Prince". Look on some film message boards (IMDB is a good place to start) & you can see what people say about him. It's a lot like what I was saying about Al Pacino earlier, the only difference being that Al Pacino actually has talent, whereas Will Smith never had any talent to begin with. Much like Angie Jo, Will Smith is just another over-paid, over-rated actor that the stupid, red state, mouth-breathing general public loves to pay money to see, which is why they both keep getting film roles. The people who pay to see his & Angie's films are the same people that keep putting money in the pockets of "filmmakers" like Aaron Seltzer & Jason Friedberg.

Submitted by howcomebubblegum on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 1:26pm.
Arthur Kade is one of her co-stars in this movie. As one of the people in the background. I'm so excited to see his amazing film "debut."
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That douchebag gets work and yet PP's still stuck attending the openings of envelopes?!?

There's just no justice in this world, I tell ya!

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*side eyes kdracofan just in case*

Gee golly, wow, annnnd that's about it.
Watch Skeletina go go go, throw in a ridiculous one liner and wait, this is a NEW movie?

Shit, I thought this was the TNT premiere of "Wanted".

*moving on*

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Arthur Kade is one of her co-stars in this movie. As one of the people in the background. I'm so excited to see his amazing film "debut."

Jen has.... her chin.

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That Russian "a" doesn't look much like an "a" - English and Russian use the same character.

So, yeah - it does look like "COAT."

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i ain't even gonna hate since she's one of the few female action heroines out there. she ain't no Sigourney Weaver but it beats all those fucking rom-coms.

I thought it was Sharon Stone and I was happy for Sharon she was working again

but i realize it was the return of Laura Croft episode 10000,000

She's got the face of a Bratz doll and the body and mannerisms of Joanna Lumley from Ab Fab

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If Mackenzie Phillips doesn’t have a house full of cats, then you can’t possibly have a good reason to either.

I wonder how difficult it was to film her so she didn't look like a scary anorexic grandma? Do they fatten her up? Just focus on her face?

The only reason, IMO, that she's been able to maintain the sex siren status is that most men don't see the candids of her. They only see the photoshopped to hell photos and the ones that make her look like she still has a body.

But I think most have already moved on to Megan Fox.

ps: totally crushing on Liev Schreiber

she looks hot with dark hair
movie looks like an Angie movie. I guess I will watch it...lol
NO I AM NOT A BRANGELOONIE either

her filming career is boring the crap out of me. but hardly no one notices that she's always playing the same role in every movie. gosh.

if i was an actress, i would be really frustrated always shooting the same flick

Madam in Russian same as Madam in English and French

there are lots of words in russian that means whore
easiest one for you prolly will be " ProstitooootKAH"
no common sense there
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I doubt anyone would want to motorboat in Kim Kardashians bush garden
but no doubt some would want to swim in Paris Hilton's crab buffet

this looks exciting. I'm definitely going to see it. I like action movies and thrillers. Will Smith (I am Legend, Hancock, Bad Boys) does these kinds of movies all the time, and no one gives him shit about it. But because Angelina is so polarizing, ppl have to find something to attack her with. Angelina is an action film star. She's going to do action films.

Its never too late to change.

I'm confused, first I'm watching this horrible trailer dubbed in Russian about a woman wearing bad wigs running away from people. Then out of nowhere I see the same woman panting like a dog from a 70's low budget porn flick. Then its back to the first bad film. Is this trailer a joke?

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her acting is really posing for the camera you can see what she is thinking " oh I look hot, you want to fuck me, more pout, man im hot"
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Same shit different movie with this fish - NEXT.

Submitted by Supertramp on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 12:19pm.
Liev really must have needed the paycheck to be associated with what will be a 2010 Razzie contender for Worst Picture of the Year (will be tied with Jake's "Prince of Persia").

Holy fuck y'all. The Dlisted Convention should take place at the Razzies!

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She's very nimble for having such spindly legs.

I see this movie promotes Gandhian non-violence.

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Liev really must have needed the paycheck to be associated with what will be a 2010 Razzie contender for Worst Picture of the Year (will be tied with Jake's "Prince of Persia").

The only way this movie can redeem itself it by admitting what a putrid mess it is and going straight to Red Box or Netflix.