Wednesday, November 4th 2009

Who Was Sienna Miller Lingerie Shopping With?

Page Six is saying that Sienna Miller was out buying panties this week at Only Hearts in NYC with her ex-fuck buddy DJ Slinky Wizard. There were reports that Sienna recently left DJ Slinky's ass on the curb, because she couldn't deal with a long-distance relationship. It's true. If Sienna's genitals don't get fed every 24 hours, we all suffer.

But some source seems to think Sienna and DJ Slinky rekindled their romance, because they acted like a couple while shopping at Only Hearts. The source added, "George was talking about how he was excited about their plans for the night."

HOWEVER, Gawker claims Sienna was shopping at Only Hearts, but was with Balthazar Getty instead of DJ Slinky Wizard. Also, Sienna and Balthy were caught getting manicures together earlier this week.

So basically this is looking like Sienna's vag never let go of Balthazar's peen. Sienna was probably just using DJ Slinky Wizard to distract us all from the fact that she's still fucking on Balthazar. That cunning slut.

It's also looking like Balthazar loves polish on his nails and silk on his nalgas.

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Sienna was using the DJ as a cover for her affair with BG, just like she tried to use Jude Law. She wasn't fooling anyone because she pulled this "I broke up with the married man" stunt several times before. So BG must have fallen off the wagon yet again because he only associates with SM when he is drunk and needs an endless supply of alcohol.

What happened to all that stuff she said in the GQ interview about being a changed woman? Oh that was for publicity. Sienna is her worst enemy. She spends so much time whining about how people are "unfair" to her and when given the chance to redeem herself she does the wrong thing-stages photo-ops with Getty to let his wife and Lilo know that he belongs to her and releases reports about how she was out shopping for lingerie with Getty (If he is so much in love with Sienna that he can go lingerie shopping with her, why is he still married? It's been what? Almost a year and while he is willing to appear in public with Sienna he won't do what really counts. But it could be worse, at least he isn't using her to get publicity for his show/career). And she wonders why people respond to her the way they do? Where is her pr team while she is pulling these high school antics? There is no use trying to whitewash her image because she just does something like this to make it null and void.Sienna is going to be 5o yo and still staging these "break-ups" and "reunions" with Getty.

What do you want to bet that the "source" who told the Gawker that it was Getty and not the DJ, was Sienna Miller herself? So what really happened was Sienna pretended to shop while Getty was passed out on the floor.

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What kind of a desperate fucking TARD would want to stick even just the tip inside this used up mixed-bag of STDs?

OH wait.

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Oh, I know, let's play "Caption This"!!

okay, so um, Getty's got this "Oh shit kwit blowin me bitch, it's my wife" look.

Slinky looks like "huh-huh-huh they said panties. I'm dumber than a box of dead squirrels"

Sienna has this "It sure felt good shoving this cucumber up m' ass but damn if now I can't squeeze it out!" look.

Dear God, please don't let any of them breed together.

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Katt's picture

I did like Sienna in 'Factory Girl'...couldn't give a rat's ass about her messy love life.
But what i wanna know is who the fuck names their kid "Balthazar"?!
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Few Words's picture

she calls her vag the jaws of life

Green Is Good's picture

@TheBreakdown, ha ha ha! Ain't no drawers big enough to cover Slutienna's bulldozer Hagina.

TheBreakdown's picture

Thıs ıs a bold-faced lıe cuz we all know Sıenna don't wear 'draws!

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KidL's picture

WTF does she buy lingerie? It isn't like she gets much wear out of any of her clothes.

belladana's picture

Better question would be why do people give a flying fuck about Sienna Miller?
She's a terrible actress, homewrecker, slut...oh, wait. I get it now. Carry on!

Manimal5's picture

I saw Whoreienna in GI Joe last night...actually I thought she was pretty good in it.

She needs more peens in her life like Hohan needs more pills.

The Sunshine Gang's picture

She's horrid, bland, not that pretty and she's proud of being an idiot. What more is there to say?

ES.CAN.DA.LO.

gotta love Sienna. she keeps it moving.

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guest's picture

@jill love the pug! so cute.

Vermithrax's picture

God she's horrid.
I'm fucking stoked not to get the appeal.

i am a sloth's picture

i'm sick of hearing about this whore and her sexcapades

This must be false. Everybody knows that Sienna doesn't wear panties - they slow down her costars, married men, the football team, the mailman, the dude at the McDonald's drive-thru...

letinstar's picture

sienna doesn't care as long as that cooch of hers is filled with other chick's men's dicks...
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Balthazar must enjoy toothy blow jobs. I don't see why any guy would want this toothy piece of premature-wrinkling, stretched-out hag for a girlfriend.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

She was pissed that I woke her up.

SpiceDong's picture

she looks like she just got a whiff of Baltazar's dick cheese in that picture...the face she is making is histerical.

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snowpiece's picture

Jill your doggie is giving me the side eye!

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

The pug was on my lap in this pic, I wish I could go lay on the couch with her right now but I am cutting a lotta small text and have to babysit my ancient plotter.

PickledPigsFeet's picture

@Jill

My pug is sleeping through this Sienna mess right now. I'm about to join her lazy ass in a minute.

snowpiece's picture

LOL Ulvy, I think he got it from a facebook app

"what's your DJ name"
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magdalene's picture

ha, I knew it! every word that comes out of this dumb ho's mouth is a lie. she's pathological.

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Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 1:28pm.

FUCKING HOTOTOTOTOTTTTTTTTTTTT1111111TTT1TT1T1!!!!!!!!
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Chirio's picture

Jill: ahahah cute pug!!

this whor-a-millah made me have more interest to read that book ad on the right:

"Tava Ell Var, shapeshifter and tribe leader, never knew her mother—apart from the brutal story told by her father. But after his murder, she meets Kodan, and her powers begin to rise..."

Coma Caca!!

drcocks's picture

I have never been able to stand this bitch. She is such a fame whore. When she was first trying to become famous a good friend of mine was in an airport she was at waiting for her flight with her Mom. The paparazzi were not noticing her so she started talking on her phone as loud as she could pacing back and forth in front of the photographers trying to get them to notice her. He said it was pretty pathetic.
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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I changed my avie to our pug, maybe that will bring on an open post.

Bossy's picture

Sushi, ever seen "Alfie"? She gets naked in the movie. Slender but shapely. Here's a link to the clip, shows boobs at the beginning, bum at the end...I think you have to click that you're over 18 or something but there's nothing sexual:
www.metacafe.com/watch/767178/sienna_miller_alfie/

Nonetheless, MK the posts on this chick need to stop, they're becoming excessive.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

ok wow. that pic of slewanna is not flattering at all. I want to bounce a tennis ball off her teef.
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Chirio's picture

how come we hardly hear about ATTRACTIVE MALES.
It's time for Penis posts from now on

Coma Caca!!

"cunning slut" LMAO

I still don't get her allure other than being skinny and having nice legs. Her face is okay. Kinda of vanilla and bland beauty. She has terrible tits and terrible taste in men. Blech.

I still don't get her allure other than being skinny and having nice legs. Her face is okay. Kinda of vanilla and bland beauty. She has terrible tits and terrible taste in men. Blech.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

LMFAO at loozer!!! you sllllllllut!
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sugar free's picture

she reminds me of a cleaner version of Kate Moss for some reason. But Kate does has have more miles on her.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 1:12pm.
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Should I have left the "bitches" part out?

xerquina's picture

she has shite taste in men. they both look incredibly average.

Green Is Good's picture

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 1:12pm.

Konnichiwa, bitches!!

We can haz Open Post now?
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I think we gots to ask MK all nice and stuff. And sad puppy eyes would help.

DiamondDawg's picture

Konnichiwa, bitches!!

We can haz Open Post now?

Green Is Good's picture

Can Slutienna find panties big enough to cover her bulldozer vagina?

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 1:04pm.
I can't hate on this whore for some reason. Maybe because she is blonde and always seems to be topless.

LOL. That is the same thing I say about McConaughey.
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Flatbush Hooker IS BACK's picture

I never heard of Dj Slinky Wizard (WTF???)
but from poormans Orlando Bloom look alike on a right to Eric Dane/Jeter bastard child look alike on The left....Id say Sienna got good taste for cocks

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Remember the hippie role she had in a film last year where she had to have some sort of artificial pube wig applied for her nude scene?
I just remember when she was here filming in Pittsburgh and called the town Shitsburgh, nobody here has ever liked her since.
Not that we liked her anyway.

PickledPigsFeet's picture

Fucking hell I have 45 minutes before I need to start cooking dinner and all we have is this bird dropping to gawk at? FML.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

DJ Slinky Wizard? Someone shoulda told that asshole that the rap name you pick out during sleepovers in the third grade needs to be retooled when you grow up.

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Jeepster's picture

Maybe we can hook Sienna up with Michael Lohan - I'd think they'd make a nice couple...don't you?

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