Wednesday, November 4th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By An Effigy Of Katie Price
It's the attack of the 27ft tranny! This is a giant effigy of Katie Price which will be torched in front of 10,000 people on Saturday. For the past ten years the Edenbridge Bonfire Society has chosen one famewhore to burn at their annual bonfire celebration in Kent. It's like Burning Man, but way sluttier. The free clinic will be standing by to treat anyone who suffers from whore inhalation.
Truthfully, this really doesn't look like Katie Price. I mean, one of her tittays is bigger than that entire thing. They don't do her massive chichis justice at all. This looks more like Alex Redi's tranny alter ego Roxanne. The Edenbridge Bonfire Society should make mini-versions of this which could be used to scare off just about anything.
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Fireworks and bonfires always fascinate us, particularly children. Such practices have been part of Guy Fawkes Night celebration. Remember, remember the 5th of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot – that's right, it was just Guy Fawkes Night. A group of wealthy English Catholics was tired of being discriminated against (for being Catholic) and hatched the Gunpowder Plot to blow up Parliament and the King. Authorities were tipped off, and they busted Guy Fawkes on November 5th, 1605. November 5th was celebrated as Guy Fawkes Night ever since, commemorating the safety of the King, and many people put instant cash into fireworks or bonfires, though Catholic Emancipation took another couple hundred years.
Pity they are not burning the real Katie Price!!
This takes place in Edenbridge, a few miles from my house which happens to be not that far from Katies.
o how i wish i could see this lol
Submitted by shandiRW on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 1:31am.
if it's pj harvey im gonna kick my own ass
oh wait, its tracey bonham
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thanks i am gonna check tracey , teehee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ clarisse
i know names are funny cuz i really don't relate to mine , becuz in spanish is an old fashion name so i don't like , i like peaches it has a lot of flavor in my opinion , like really funny and stuff sadly my name is not peaches sadness !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but maybe i will name my chirrun peaches !!!!!!
nighty ya'll
smooches to clarisse and shandi !!!!!!!!
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Nkwame Nkrumah
"I am an African, not because I was born in Africa but because Africa is born in me."
http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org
if it's pj harvey im gonna kick my own ass
oh wait, its tracey bonham
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
i do it all the time, no matter who it is, lol- just hello, clarisse...... they are like "huh?"
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
omg, im trying to figure out this song... if you can help meh~ it goes (ahem*clears throat*) mother mother then EVERYTHINGS FINE then all hell breaks loose. i dun think its fiona.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
shandi,
Ahhhh...hahaha...I still have the habit of answering like I am at work...family/pals thinks it FUNNY!!
peaches,
mine means 'Follower of Christ" which is kinda funneh cuz I am an atheist!
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hmm... bjork, ehh? i like your style~ ;)
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
hello shandiRW
wanna help me clean ???
otherwise a song would be nice i am trying to find the best love song so far only pj harvey and bjork i would like suggestions !
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Nkwame Nkrumah
"I am an African, not because I was born in Africa but because Africa is born in me."
http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org
i liked the way you spelled clarisse!
ESE yer fuzzballs left the whole place full or furballs !!!!!!!!!!!
oh my god i am off to clean , lalalalalalalalalalala
i will post a song later
yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Nkwame Nkrumah
"I am an African, not because I was born in Africa but because Africa is born in me."
http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org
@ clarisse
teehee!
hello anyways , love the name clarisse and clementine mine means dawn in angleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh !!!!
LOL
still smooches to clarisse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nkwame Nkrumah
"I am an African, not because I was born in Africa but because Africa is born in me."
http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org
***"Hello, Clarisse..." (uncomfortable pause here)*** that's how i answer all calls i get now, and hey, its good! and hello!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
peaches,
Pffft! The joke is on me....over two yrs ago I just HAD to post something about SOMETHING (?), but would couldn't post my name...was watchin SOTL and BOOM....but my dumb ass spelled her name wrong!
Yeah, my dumb ass!
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HELLO CLARISSE DO YOU STILL HEAR THE LAMBS ?????
I ATE THEM WITH SOME FLAVA BEANS
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
KIDEEH!
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Nkwame Nkrumah
"I am an African, not because I was born in Africa but because Africa is born in me."
http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org
ESE,
Hi Sweetness!!!
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drive by hi to Clarisse!!
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"You gotta get gone, you gotta get going
The world ain't slowin' down for no one
It's a carnival callin out to you."
M.E.!
Sorry!!! I’m dog sitting until Saturday so I haven’t been on lately…but a lil bird sent me a heads up...
Sounds to me that you have just WAY too much stuff going on and you have a very bored puppy on your hands.
With two jobs, two kids and a husband to take care of, I doubt you have any spare time for a growing pup. Especially if, as I am imagining, you are the person that everyone just expects to do everything…Not your fault, or your pups fault if you aren’t getting help. Ask your BH to help raise his “dream dog”!!! A walk…play time off of her territory…something mentally stimulating!
She is a big dog and growing every day…energy wise, she should not be extreme, but Mastiffs are VURY smart…need to be occupied…BUT if nobody is going to help you drain her energy *sigh*
IF you have to give her up, a Mastiff rescue can rehome a Mastiff pup in a nanosecond…ESP one that is good with kids!
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ok here's my attempt to make up for the cat murder stories...i guess this is a good story ???? (check the link) off to watch nip/tuck...i HIGHLY recommend...it has sucked for the last few years but i think it is back...or i'm just a hopelessly devoted fan...
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/04/florida.jail.attack/index.html
what's up with all this spamming?!~
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
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Gonnaburn!?!?!
Where did you go?
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Ugh... Fuck the baseball games. I don't have cable. So, it needs to end... NOW!
nite LUX LUV
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
ABOUT DAVID LETTERMAN AND HIS WIFE , JEEZ !!!!!
hope he sleeps with some holy water under his bed or sumething i would be mighty pissed !!!!!!
LOL
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Nkwame Nkrumah
"I am an African, not because I was born in Africa but because Africa is born in me."
http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org
'Nite Peaches...
www.peopleofwalmart.com
LOOKS GOOD BYE S&F!!!!!!!!!
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Nkwame Nkrumah
"I am an African, not because I was born in Africa but because Africa is born in me."
http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org
Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 9:41pm.
suckandfuck
february or march and date , must put on me calendar !
LOL!!!!
i loved traveling it really is one of those things that make me high !
so ok i am with lemon chicken , what about thai food !
yummmmmmmm !
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We can have some Pad See Ew!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ab/Pad_see_ew.jpg
I am out. I hope you have a great night Peaches and Sibsi and everyone.
bye sibsi !!!!!
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Nkwame Nkrumah
"I am an African, not because I was born in Africa but because Africa is born in me."
http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org
S&F
ever tried green curry !
bestest stuff on earth , drools!
i think you would love this book
"vernon god little" by dbc pierre
is soooooooooooo good , i always try to convince people to read this is just marvelous !!!!!!
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Nkwame Nkrumah
"I am an African, not because I was born in Africa but because Africa is born in me."
http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org
* quietly exits Open Post too.*
Night, night, keep your b-hole tight and all that.
Thanks for keeping me company and hearing my ramblings, folks.
<3,
Sibs
suckandfuck
february or march and date , must put on me calendar !
LOL!!!!
i loved traveling it really is one of those things that make me high !
so ok i am with lemon chicken , what about thai food !
yummmmmmmm !
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Nkwame Nkrumah
"I am an African, not because I was born in Africa but because Africa is born in me."
http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org
G'night, koko!
Stay safe.
Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 9:36pm.
GOD POLLY JEAN HARVEY IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN LOOK THAT GOOD WITHOUT MAKE UP
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Wow, you're right! I never noticed this before! She does look great.
Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 9:36pm.
GOD POLLY JEAN HARVEY IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN LOOK THAT GOOD WITHOUT MAKE UP
so proud she is a libra too !!!!!!
what is yer sign suckandfuck
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P I S C E S ! ! !
Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 9:31pm.
@suckandfuck
TEEHEEE , just a bit naughty , skinny is good i just like big nalgas , but that is not going to get in the way of a good cuddling session , grrrr kitty has claws!!!!!!!
by the way i always feel like i am in new yollllllllk when i listen to pj's stories from the city stories from the sea !
maybe is the cover maybe cuz i had so much fun there when i was 19 , one of my friends went to strassberg at union square ( funny at the same time as sluttyena miller , never met her though) , best parties i went to limelight ,etc and met my first fiancee! LOL!
love the vibe of NYC
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olloolol yeah! she wrote it there so its easy to put those together right? I listen to it too when I come in for a visit, the vibe in NYC is generally great and always exciting. It's very cool you have nice memories of New York!
GOD POLLY JEAN HARVEY IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN LOOK THAT GOOD WITHOUT MAKE UP
so proud she is a libra too !!!!!!
what is yer sign suckandfuck
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Nkwame Nkrumah
"I am an African, not because I was born in Africa but because Africa is born in me."
http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 9:28pm.
i'm off to the neighborhood bar called "the DR.'S"...where the average age is 65++++...suck and fuck i'm jealous you have so many admirers but i can't hate on anyone on here...
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Don't be like that KoKo, they won't even fuck me or PM their phone number for phone sex!!!
Have fun!!
byeeeeeee KOKO luv !!!!!!!!
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Nkwame Nkrumah
"I am an African, not because I was born in Africa but because Africa is born in me."
http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org
@suckandfuck
TEEHEEE , just a bit naughty , skinny is good i just like big nalgas , but that is not going to get in the way of a good cuddling session , grrrr kitty has claws!!!!!!!
by the way i always feel like i am in new yollllllllk when i listen to pj's stories from the city stories from the sea !
maybe is the cover maybe cuz i had so much fun there when i was 19 , one of my friends went to strassberg at union square ( funny at the same time as sluttyena miller , never met her though) , best parties i went to limelight ,etc and met my first fiancee! LOL!
love the vibe of NYC
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Nkwame Nkrumah
"I am an African, not because I was born in Africa but because Africa is born in me."
http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org
Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 9:25pm.
suckandfuck , hell yeah !!!!!!!
travel from europe to mexico just to see that hot slut i was front row and she is the hottest bitch , soooooooooooo skinny and so powerful , love her !
love her nose !
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:O woowwwww that is a far trip! I'm really happy you got a great spot to see her! Yeah her nose is pretty great haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAN33VSpY-s#t=2m00s
@suckandfuck
i love the hairy ones damnit!!!!
i'm off to the neighborhood bar called "the DR.'S"...where the average age is 65++++...suck and fuck i'm jealous you have so many admirers but i can't hate on anyone on here...ladies i luv ya'll...you know what is really scary about today ?? i remember that WAY back in 1995 (this was before i was a regular drunk) today , november 4th (1995) was the first time i ever got drunk ....off ONE FORTY....and fuck you to the kitty killers !!!!! goodnight !!!
p.s. i'll probably be back in a few
BYE ESE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUVS ESE !
suckandfuck , hell yeah !!!!!!!
travel from europe to mexico just to see that hot slut i was front row and she is the hottest bitch , soooooooooooo skinny and so powerful , love her !
love her nose !
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Nkwame Nkrumah
"I am an African, not because I was born in Africa but because Africa is born in me."
http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org
Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 9:23pm.
I AM GAME !
just one more thang are you a wee bit chubby cuz i have the biggest crush on chris penn !
if not we can still lemon chicken and cuddle , no prob i've had boyfriends waaaaaaaay taller than me , yeah okay pretty much everybody is taller ,don't judge i like it better access !!!!!!!!!
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omg so dirty Peachhhessss...No, I am thin, sorry, my chest hair makes up for it. I'm 155lbs.
@ suckandfuck: that's pretty awesome!
Last I read Alison's blog, was during the summer and she wasn't mentioning much about the new album, or I forgot how progress was going back then. Pretty nice to hear it will be ready as soon as next year.
Oh and I loved it how she mentioned something about going to see "Inglorious Basterds" and it sounded like she wasn't too impressed by Tarantino, heh.
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Yeah! They are writing it right now, they just finished some score/soundtrack to some fukken film based on John Lennon's life or some shit.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 9:12pm.
suckandfuck , i would like totally do you cuz heavens know i have a soft spot for ya so if you can handle a 5'3 curly dirty redhead on yer face i am game !
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CAN YOU HANDLE ME?! I'm 6'2"!! RAWWWRRRRRR!!!
It's cool, I'll make you some lemon chicken and we can cuddle and shit.
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I AM GAME !
just one more thang are you a wee bit chubby cuz i have the biggest crush on chris penn !
if not we can still lemon chicken and cuddle , no prob i've had boyfriends waaaaaaaay taller than me , yeah okay pretty much everybody is taller ,don't judge i like it better access !!!!!!!!!
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Nkwame Nkrumah
"I am an African, not because I was born in Africa but because Africa is born in me."
http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org
Later, ESE.
<3
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 9:20pm.
(is that a threat? you decide!)
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fuck I hope so!
@ Plecos: yeaaah! just read some reviews and it's not as bad as I thought. Maybe I will give it a watch after all.
I pretty much watch almost anything anyway, lol, so it is not like I am super selective.
@ suckandfuck: that's pretty awesome!
Last I read Alison's blog, was during the summer and she wasn't mentioning much about the new album, or I forgot how progress was going back then. Pretty nice to hear it will be ready as soon as next year.
Oh and I loved it how she mentioned something about going to see "Inglorious Basterds" and it sounded like she wasn't too impressed by Tarantino, heh.
Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 9:17pm.
for suckandfuck
The whores hustle and the hustlers whore
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Haha fucking used to love listening to this walking around downtown in the village when it was real fucking cold. and that outro WAHHHHHHH OHHHH WAHHHHH HOHHHOHOHOHO
I remember when she was doing her secret show at The Knitting Factory and I had to get tickets real early and told my mom to fuck off when she asked me to babysit because I had to tickets, sorry mom, they played fucking loud.
I even got her to sign my copy of Stories many years ago, I waited hours in the fucking summer sun outside the Ed Sullivan theater. She signed my shit and I said "Thanks for coming to see us PJ", she looked up at me, smiled and didn't say a fucking word. Stay classy PJ.
you ever see her live Peaches?