One Dollar Baby
The Kardashian family made dreams come true yesterday by lining up to get punched out by the luckiest people in the world. The Kardashians agreed to be human (mostly) punching bags for the sake of charity. The beat down party extravaganza, which was held at the Commerce Casino in CA, raised cash for the Dream Foundation.
It sounds like everything went according to God's plan, because Kim took a blow to the face and her brother Rob ended up in the hospital with a busted head. Kim wrote on her blog:
"When Rob stepped in the ring to fight, his opponent was at least 25 lbs heavier than him, even though the organization had assured us that they were screening the people we were fighting against and that they would be within 5 lbs of our weights! At one point Rob's mask fell off and when he put his hands down he got hit in the face and ended up in hospital with a concussion. Rob's a strong guy and can definitely hold his own, but he wasn't expecting to get hit after his mask had fallen off! This guy just got really down and dirty!We were all really angry and upset about what had happened to Rob, but I hadn't even fought yet and I didn't want to let the charity down, so I decided to get in the ring. My girl was a good sport, but she was tough! I knew I had to do it for charity, since that's what it was all about, but man, my girl could throw a punch! Look at my black eye!!!
At the end of the day, we did this for charity and that's what counts. Rob is doing fine now and my black eye will be gone soon... I hope."
YES KIM, that black eye is absolutely Hostel-like. It's horrific. You better take out a restraining order against the eyeshadow brush that punched you out like that.
And I don't understand how Kim could've lost her bout with an ass like that. Homegirl's ass could easily become the heavyweight champion of the world. All she has to do is wiggle it just a little bit and it would've been an instant KO!
By the way, Khloe Kardashian dropped out at the last minute, because she was too scared. Something in the milk ain't clean about that. My guess is that Khloe's opponent figured out who she was fighting and immediately dug a hole out of that bitch. Khloe could make us all blackout just by growling.
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God -these insipid morons....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Of all the Lardassians who could have been punched out, the brother is the least fun!
She's not faking it! She's just an undercover blonde. She forgot she put her eyeshadow on already.
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"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
If you're gonna fake a black eye your not supposed to just shade the eye contour you stupid fucking cow.
This town needs an enema!
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Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 12:32am.
I love the looks of outrage on the Kardassians' face when their bro gets the shit knocked out of him. In the background the entire crowd has a look of ecstasy.
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LOL totally just saw it..hilarious.
too bad that tiny Kardashian's douche-bag boyfriend didn't get knocked the fuck out.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 7:57pm.
Sasquatch didn't have the balls to get in the ring for charity? What, did the she-beast forget to wear her cup? Or was she terrified her man-face might get beat up?
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Khloe was simply afraid she'd rip her opponent limb from limb in a She-Hulk fit.
I had a black eye last year, and I wish it had been as dainty as Kim's fake one. I got pegged by an airbag, and my left eye completely swelled up bottom and top.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
why was I not informed of this charity event? I would have LOOOOOOOOOVED to punch Kim in the face!!!!
There is no way in hell she could get a "black eye" from that fight- she was wearing protective headgear. G-d, I fucking hate her. She put on some eyeshadow, and tries to get sympathy.
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Rob Kardashian boxed last night ... and let's just say he went down faster than a Kardashian sister at a NAACP convention.
- TMZ
I love the looks of outrage on the Kardassians' face when their bro gets the shit knocked out of him. In the background the entire crowd has a look of ecstasy.
Just like parasite why the FUCK are these people famous? My childhood friend has more money then these butt-plugs.
What kind of charity has a fight to raise money? that is the most ass-backwards thing i've heard all week.
here is a good nonprofit and they get all slimy by wrapping themselves up in this world of Kardashians and concussions.
I don't know, i just wonder how many people were on board with this being a good idea. Who knows, maybe it made lots of money. obviously a lot of people here would have paid top dollar to see it.
Of all the fucked-in-the-assians, rob is the least attention whorish. So, given how fucked the universe is in allowing these walking talking assholes to live & deplete the world's air supply, it figures he's the one who gets the brain damage. Why couldn't it be kim "piss in my face BABY!" fatassian instead?
AND, as to her supposed "black eye", I'm calling BULLSHIT. She's such a stupid attention whore that she painted it on WRONG; black eyes are always below the eye. What a low IQ paris hilton wannabe cum burping whore...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 5:16pm.
I think Kim is gorgeous. *hides*
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I do, too. Stunning, in fact. Perfect bone structure, dammit. *hiding with MissJane*
Kris Jenner would probably sell her MOMMA's ass off to the Devil for dollar.
What and who ISN'T for sale these days?
www.peopleofwalmart.com
Aww the oldest and shortest one who's pregnant has that pregnant bloat to her face :( that definitely sucks for her.
Kris Jenner will sell those kids off to the devil for a dollar!
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 8:07pm.
Pffft...NOT impressed...Let them spoilt lil' fame whorin' bastids get in the ring with ME....*putting boxin' gloves on tiger paws*...*air punchin'*...I'd knock ALL dem whores out...
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yah. 'and all you'd have to do is breathe on them!
*runs*
*runs very fast*
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Wha????? *breavin' into tiger paw tryna smell tiger bref*....*sprayin' Binaca all up in tiger mouf*...
WHACHU MEAN YOU CAN STILL SMELL DA DEAD???? Oh, like you bref all dat...HO!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Pleco!
LOL! I've scraped things off the bottom of my shoe that had more delicate beauty than Khloe.
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Damn, I wish I was there. Oh well. It still put a smile on my face
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 8:51pm.
The Yeti was the scared one??? Pffffffft!
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She had the most delicate beauty of all, come on! The poor, precious blossom.
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Bottom-feeder.
The Yeti was the scared one??? Pffffffft!
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I want Mama! Someone needs to beat her up just for raising those three whores of hers!
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Get the fucking ads out of the comments section!!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 8:07pm.
Pffft...NOT impressed...Let them spoilt lil' fame whorin' bastids get in the ring with ME....*putting boxin' gloves on tiger paws*...*air punchin'*...I'd knock ALL dem whores out...
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yah. 'and all you'd have to do is breathe on them!
*runs*
*runs very fast*
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
GO TIGERLILLY !!!!!!
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Nkwame Nkrumah
"I am an African, not because I was born in Africa but because Africa is born in me."
http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org
can someone made a "charity " in which i can use my shank on penis hilton .
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Nkwame Nkrumah
"I am an African, not because I was born in Africa but because Africa is born in me."
http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org
Submitted by CuddlyCarla on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 8:05pm.
That is NOT a black eye, that's Revlon!
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Well, to be fair to Kim...
Maybe it's Maybelline....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Pffft...NOT impressed...Let them spoilt lil' fame whorin' bastids get in the ring with ME....*putting boxin' gloves on tiger paws*...*air punchin'*...I'd knock ALL dem whores out...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
That is NOT a black eye, that's Revlon!
Sasquatch didn't have the balls to get in the ring for charity? What, did the she-beast forget to wear her cup? Or was she terrified her man-face might get beat up?
Karl J. Anglin Kim you face is too
beautiful to ever put yourself into
getting into a boxing ring again!!
Pfffft. Yeah, Kim. You're SO BRAVE. You want your medal now? Bend over, so I can stick it up your gargantuan ass. Cunt.
The whole Lardassian clan are such a bunch of attention whore cunts. Fuck them all.
Rob got knocked out by the ol' rope-a-dope.
...a brand new dance called the Pee Wee Herman
@ Snowpiece
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Snowy, I'm so sorry you son-of-a-bitch ex-husband used you as a punching bag.
May his dick rot and fall off.
I hope no man ever touches you again except with tenderness and love.
*hugs*
I would pay $100 to take a swing at Kim.
@RecessVillain: I love your avie! YUM!
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MY SONG!
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it's for charity...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
You were spot on about the eye shadow, Michael K.
Submitted by Dr. Cornelia J.... on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 6:05pm.
You avie just made me gag, for real.
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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.
DO PEOPLE REALLY TINK "GEE I WONDER WHAT THAT FUCKING LOSER KIM IS DOING RIGHT NOW" AND GO TO TWITTER???????????? FUCKING LOSERS!
Ya, I just looked at it again and now I'm certain. I've had a couple of black eyes in my lifetime as well, and that is the fakest black eye I've seen. I did a better job in gr. 7 when I pulled the same shit.
And she looks way better without the 50 tonnes of make up
Submitted by suze on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 6:22pm.
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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.
I could have gone to see this, this casino is literally about five miles from my house! How did i miss this! HAHHAAAAAA at them, what did they expect hair pulling?
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 6:22pm.
Aw snowy. I'd give you a big hug if it weren't for that Yankee logo you're sporting.
I'm rooting for the phillies but I think NY will take it tonight.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 5:46pm.
I'd like to go a couple rounds with her, in the sack.
Looks like Dave likes the Lobster girls - all the meat is in the tail
(thanks to Mad Men for that gem)
As for the *black eye* - fuck the hell off.
Where's the swelling?
I've had two black eyes before and I'm calling bullshit.
NovaNightly that's what I was thinking, the black eyes my ex husband used to give me never looked like that, ha ha that sounds sick but I mean it, she doesn't even know how to make a good faker!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Of all the fakedy fakeness....I read she got busted in her fat fake lips!!
That looks like a mean angled eye shadow brush got to her...
black eye's usually leave a dark ring UNDER the eye...not perfectly in the crease above the eye. Such a dummo...that Kim.
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Do you understand what that black eye symbolizes, Kim "pee on me" Kar-kornhole? It represents the bitter hatred that most intelligent people feel towards you. You are a useless piece of crap with a fat ass and a low IQ. I can't believe you can even walk the streets without normal citizens just beating the shit out of you on a regular basis. You're a dumb kunt, and I hope your black eye gets infected with flesh-eating bacteria, and it eats your ugly face off ha ha.
LOL @ Jim.
I love how Kourtney looks like she's holding back a laugh in the last thumbnail! She is so evil. Haha
Too bad Kourtney didn't fight, the opportunity to eliminate the spawn before birth was lost.
Submitted by RhondaGazonda on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 5:37pm.
Not that I'd like getting slugged in the face, but most of their faces are totally padded and covered. This is definitely not like the "Rocky" movies, where they beat the crap out of each other. Boring....
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True, but it still hurts like a bitch even if you are wearing protective gear, and you can still get bruises if you have sensitive skin, (I always did).
I'd like to go a couple rounds with her, in the sack.
Now as for her sister, Big Foot, I don't know if I would box her or not, she looks kinda mean!
Ewww grooooos ibb
I think ur right
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown