Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which comedian has a penchant for rent boys? The comic regularly orders £1,000-a-night lads – but is always polite enough to offer them a cup of tea after. Your extra clue: Not many funny men could afford this. (3am)
PLEASE BE DAVID WALLIAMS! PLEASE! If this is him, then I'm packing up my lube collection and moving to the UK to become a tea seller. You didn't think I was going to say rent boy, did you? I am a little realistic. My other guesses are: Russell Brand? Ricky Gervais? Or Noel Fielding?
This B+/A- list closeted television actress from a hit network drama was having drama of her own in the bathroom as her girlfriend was complaining that she felt left out and wanted to meet our actresses friends. Our actress kept her head on a swivel while trying to keep the conversation as quiet as possible. The girlfriend is very, very young and a gorgeous blonde. (CDAN)
Kate The Great Walsh?
This C+/B- list television actress formerly on one of the most interesting shows of all time which is still on the air went around the event asking almost everyone if they had just a little bump of coke she could have to get through the night. Our actress is in the midst of a career transition. (CDAN)
My guess is that the show is Lost, but I've got nothing after that. Michelle Rodriguez is more of a movie actress, but she did recently say that she's going to start writing stuff. Oh hell, I bet it's the polar bear. Definitely the polar bear.
This B/C list Celebrity will announce her upcoming pregnancy soon, but don’t be fooled; it’s a stunt. Sure, it’s legit. There’s a real life baby in her belly, but what her boyfriend doesn’t know is that she skipped her pills on purpose because she feared an impending breakup. We know there are rumors of his wandering eye, and maybe she thought a child would refocus his vision. Not Ashlee Simpson. (BuzzFoto)
If it's LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, we're gonna need a Lifetime mini-series based on this shit.
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Can't be Walliams, he fancies old ladies. Lock up your granny.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 8:37pm.
Hmmm...Stephen Fry has been with his partner for almost 15 years and Izzard has reportedly on the DL been a commited relationship with the same woman for years so my money is on David Walliams.
It's true about Eddie Izzard- he's been with me for years! (I wish) David Walliams seems an odd choice- he's so camp and yet always with new ladeees. Hiding his gayness in plain sight? Why? Maybe it's his working partner Matt Lucas. His ex commited suicide recently and he had to drop out of a show he was so upset so he might be looking for a little comfort. Who can blame him?
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#4: Jessica Biel/Justin Timberlake?
1. Mike MYERS. Trust.
SuperJ, actually he's got a FEMALE partner he's been with for a quarter of a century. THAT'S why you never hear anything about him chasing girls, it's because his love life is so ordinary and his partner isn't a celebrity.
Submitted by SuperJ on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 1:54am.
it says nothing about being "out". Are you stupid? Of course you are, you hate foxnews.
Number One is Ricky Gervais. How do I know? Let me tell you. When have you ever heard of him ever dating a woman? Never. Try to grasp the clue, Extra. Extras? Graham Norton? Are you people terminally stupid? Yes, you are. He is as out as you can be.
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#2 please be Hayden!!!
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I thought Ricky Gervais was openly gay. A friend of mine who saw his entire recent stand-up special (I only saw parts of it) said that he talked about being gay. It made sense to me, so now I'm confused.
#3 How about Fuggie Fug and Josh? I know they're married...
Graham Norton. He's well off, with a penchant for buggery.
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Stephen Fry's open about his sexuality so I don't think it's him and even though Russell fucks anything that walks I don't think he's gay, he just really likes women. Blame it on his dad. Can't be Noel I don't get the vibe. Not sure about Gervais. He'd probably kick them out sans tea. And Graham doesn't make that much. Sure he has a regular show with the BBC (his contract is expiring) but his paycheck is 2 million a year or something. Britian does not pay well (unless you're Jonathan fucking Ross). Walliams would be the best bet. I knew he was a closet homo. There were so many signs.
I would have guessed Stephen Fry for one, since he seems courteous and prominent enough for that and he's openly gay. But they'd mention a boyfriend if the mystery funnyman had one, so I guess he's out. Have no idea.
I dunno if the B/C actress from the interesting TV show was Michelle Rodrieguez, because she's got a role in "Avatar" which makes her more "movie" than TV.
How about Elizabeth Mitchell? She was on Lost, not too well-known, and she's starting out in V?
As for the last option, it's totally a Leann/Cibrian item. It meshes neatly with the other thing we read about, and Asslee is the only other person it would fit.
I dunno, Bossy.
That's because I really don't know her that well at all. I cannot even think of anything I've seen her in, so everytime I read her name popping up these BIs, I'm like, sure why not? But yeah, could be someone else.
A few comments ago someone even said Eva Longoria? Hmm, interesting. Never heard of lesbian rumors with her, but then again, yeaaah, why not?
That's a problem with BIs, I guess. Unless one is extremely knowledgeable about all rumors, clues and media related information to draw conclusions, it's too difficult to even make guesses, nevermind debate them.
I also don't understand why MK is so adamant about Kate Walsh being a lesbian, he guesses her for every lesbian blind item. What are these rumors based on other than the fact that she did a few lesbian roles? If anything, if she was a closeted lesbian she'd avoid the roles so as not to be linked to the idea that she could be lesbian.
Why would they even write "not Ashelee Simpson"?? The blurb clearly says boyfriend and she has a husband. Ugh, blind items. They're fun to guess, I suppose, but in the end I want the answers!!!
1. Graham Norton
2. Eva Longoria
3. Evangeline Lilly
4. Paris Hilton
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Since David is bi and I adore him, if you go to England, MK I'm coming with you!
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So glad to see I'm not alone in not loving Ricky Gevais!
Oh and I can see # 1 being Graham Norton, but I'd also figure this would not be a blind with him if he was indeed the comedian with a penchant for rentboys.
Hmmm...Stephen Fry has been with his partner for almost 15 years and Izzard has reportedly on the DL been a commited relationship with the same woman for years so my money is on David Walliams.
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#1 could be Graham Norton???
#1 might be Stephen Fry. Of course, he's never been in the closet. But I can totally see him being polite and offering the rent boy a cup of tea ... and with all the work he's been doing lately, I don't think Mr. Fry is hard up for cash.
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#1 isn't Gervais...not fat enough. It's David Walliams. A laydee!
2. Hayden Painterre???????
If no. 3 is Lianne Rhymes, she be my new hero! Rope you in yo' stolen man, Cowgirl! They's some cuntry songs comin' outta dis mess...Fo'sho....
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Ricky Gervais is an unfunny p.o.s.
That's all I have to say. *yawn and stretch*
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Ricky Gervais, that name sounds like it could be a car dealership in North West Texas. Ricky Gervais GMC or Ricky Gervais Ford and Hyundai.
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Ricky Gervais probably wanks over his own reflection.
I LOVE Walliams, I know he's a bit oooh and a bit camp but I find him sexy. Being bi isn't an attribute I'd want for Prince Charming, though.
I like Ricky Gervais. Extras was such a good show.
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 6:16pm.
Ricky Gervais
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don't care.
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Ditto. I din't even bother to scroll up after this.
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#1 has to be Eddie Izzard; he was on the show "The Riches".
Submitted by Sibsi on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 6:56pm.
Speaking of Ricky Gervais, how do y'all feel about him?
he's not funny. if he didn't have a british accent he'd be hosting open mike at HaHa's in Akron.
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Speaking of Ricky Gervais, how do y'all feel about him?
I'm not sure if I love him or don't care for him. He seems nice enough, but, sorry, I don't find his stuff funny and I really wanted to.
Alas, I will always love The It Crowd more than The Office when it comes to modern day workplace britcoms.
"extra"- good catch. Yup, that would be it then.
'"extra" clue' makes me think gervais
not noel fielding, last time boosh was in new york i had the pleasure of getting them drugs, he was sucking face with his chubby girlfriend all night.
Submitted by Vanitas on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 6:18pm.
oh god, reggie bush is so delicious...
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Oof, no clue, but these bis are not as fun for some reason.
Give me the drugs, ed and betrayal bis and I am all over that shit.
#1 Rowan Atkinson
angie harmon popped into my head for needing the "bump" to get through the night...as for her career going into transition, i saw that awful "good advice" movie she did with charlie sheen and denise richards...angie has no worries about a career in acting...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
I just found out who Eddie Cibrian is too, he's the hot guy on CSI: Miami. Damn...I was totally watching the show because of him too, but now I know he's a cheatin' loser. Ahhh well, it's Hollywood, what do you expecT?
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
Asshole Simpson's married, anyway.
"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
oh, and hahahahaha I would LOVE for the last one to be LeAnn and Eddie. That would make this day that much fucking better.
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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.
#1 could be the fat guy from Little Britain...he is gay and the item doesn't say that the comedian in question is closeted...simply that he likes rent boys. Maybe that is the reason he and his ex divorced.
#3 could be LeAnn and Eddie
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I don't make £1,000 daily and I've got a fancy associate degree from University of Phoenix.
I have a theory that the Pill actually leads to more pregnancies than it prevents, due to a false sense of security; it certainly leads to a lot of STDs.
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Ok - #2 doesn't even make sense.
My guess for the last one is Kim K. and the football guy.
Thats all I got.
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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.
Ricky Gervais
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don't care.