It's White Oprah's Turn At The (Hidden) Mic
The Lohan family's "Best of the Worst Moments Special" continues thanks to Michael Lohan. Yesterday, Radar posted a taped phone conversation between Michael and LiLo. LiLo addressed the recording on her Twitter by saying that it was recorded years ago and accused her father of editing it for high drama.
LiLo also really ZING-ed it to daddy when she wrote, "I used to think. That he needed the book for dummies on learning how to be a father. Haha-he's needs the book for dummies on HOW TO BE A MAN." Don't HA HA at Lilo. Such a thing exists. It's called "Khloe Kardashian's Official Website."
In addition to all that, LiLo is also looking into filing criminal charges against her father. Well, White Oprah might want to co-sign LiLo's upcoming lawsuit, because she's the star of a new tape Radar has just released.
In the 30-second long clip from last year, White Oprah tells Michael that she has already tried to get their daughter into rehab. White Oprah says, "She's really sad and really hurt and really...despondent. I told her not to go to L.A. at 18...she did. I couldn't leave these other three kids to go get her and it was, like, a mess. You don't even know what I'd go through trying to get her into, like, rehab and stuff. She'd like, punch me in the face, kick me out of the car...like you don't know the shit I went through trying to get her an intervention by myself. It was very difficult."
You're not the only one who just smiled like a farting toddler when you read about White Oprah getting punched out by LiLo. I'm sure Michael will pull a tape of that incident out of his asshole and release it on Pay-Per-View very very soon.
But don't wave a hot knife at Michael Lohan for releasing tapes of his family's private phone conversation. Michael said that he really has no choice. It's the only way to clear HIS good name, "I admit, I'm being a bit selfish in releasing the tapes. But I'm tired of being lied about. I'm tired of Dina and others making me out to be someone I'm not, so now I'm going to prove to the world who the real liars are."
Silly me. Here I was thinking (not really) that Michael releasing the tapes was his strange way of trying to help his daughter. When all along it's been The Michael Lohan Show with special guest Linday Lohan.
hey did like anyone eles like notice that like Dina like talks like a 14 year old like valley girl in like 1980 can like anyone eles like say grow like the fuck up!
Freak, I can see the coke boogers from here.
When your teeth are that toilet-white, and your face is that rotted, shrunken-apple brown, they always look like dentures.
"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
who tape records messages and phone calls of their family members?!
i dont understand these people
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did Lilo punch "mommy" before or after they did a bunch of coke together? delusional.
Dina sounds as braindead as Lilo does now, no joke. Geez, her parents are total assholes, no wonder she's the way she is. I think Lilo's best bet is to OD while the gettin' is good, 'cause she is destined for a quick burn out and no one will care in 5 years.
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I love families like this, it makes mine look so normal.
Is she tripling up on the kabbalah bracelets? She really does need some help warding off the evil eye.
That burn-victim shiny-faced woman needs to join Lindsay in rehab.Her face looks like melted Tupperware.
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One martini; Two at the most
3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.
There's no point wishing ill on Lindsay since I really can't think of anything in Creation being worse than having Michael and Dina as parents.
OMG not this again
Jesus Freaking Christ
Cant they all Just shut the fuck up??
Who says "into, like, rehab and stuff"?
EVEN *I* wouldn't be messing with my words like that around the issue of my daughter's rehab. Yeesh.
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Now I'm more convinced that they all just playing the media
think about it....Washed out actress from disfunctional familly
being victimized and verbally abused by her own father.....tragic Hollywood story
and they all get to milk any cash from it
Who cares about Michaels image ...he just gets whatever he can get for being Michael Lohan ..Dina milk it with her fabulous shoe lines and Linds is always in a press..... I mean she could be the next Drew Barrymore
tho I still think Drew does various drugs because she always look high to me
As far talking sht about long island goes
noone gives a shit bout em just like gottis
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I doubt anyone would want to motorboat in Kim Kardashians bush garden
but no doubt some would want to swim in Paris Hilton's crab buffet
Last I knew, wiretapping is a federal crime.
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this is sadly entertaining for me.
Her and Kathie Lee could be twins. Ugh, this woman looks like such a cu**. Poor Lohan's don't have a drop of class in their blood line.
Dear Lohans,
Please die in a fuckin' fire.
All of youse.
Do it.
Sincerely,
Long Island
(co-signed: The Rest of the World)
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These people are vile, they give Long Island a bad name and I want them to go far, far away, forever.
White Oprah is Worst.
Lilo is a Dumbass, who is going to OD any day now.
Michael Lohan is an asshole
Ali is some Benjamin button shit.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
I hope he's got a whole library of tapes!
If I had to deal with this trash, I'd be releasing tapes too.
I never liked Blohan and couldn't be happier she's stuck with 2 patents determined to keep her un-employable even if she was as clean as Doris Day.
I don't blame Michael on releasing those tapes, both White Oprah and Lindsey were both making him out to be a LIAR!!! Although, I think Michael has caused more damage to his relationship with Lindsey, ultimately, he proved who was telling the truth!!
The cops don't give a shit about fame-kids drinking in clubs.
Just means that there's plenty of drunk, drugged up 'actresses' in the clubs for when they get a night off.
Owners don't mind either, because it brings them plenty of free publicity.
These parents are just worthless. Remember when Paris and Nicky Hilton were only just beginning to develop their infamy by turning up to every event and club you could imagine?
A lot of parents don't know what the hell their kids get up to, but you really can't plead ignorance when your pussy-potatoes are being papped coming out of clubs and appear on the front page of every glossy magazine that you've ever subscribed to.
Whatever.
LiLo's generation is completely fucked - as is every generation that follows.
We're raising children who are being completely shielded from reality and are growing up to be nothing more than entitled, spoiled, want for nothing brats who have no real sense of their own worth or value.
The Clinton Kids are the perfect example of this - ARF ARF!
Bill was a huge fan of this tedious 'self-esteem' agenda that focused more on making kids feel good about their mediocre talents and 'free spirits' (read: disobedience in school, insolence, failure to follow instructions, lack of respect for authority figures) at the expense of congratulating those who genuinely excel through hard work and God given talent.
The reason that children's competencies are no longer tracked and tested is because dumb fucks like the Lohans will whine that their kid's self-esteem is being damaged by their betters - thus the impetus is placed on raising self-esteem and FEELINGS of self-worth.
WAAAAH Alley only got a 36 on her IQ test, but the rest of the class got an average of 100 - I'm not prepared to change her performance or encourage her to work and better herself, I want YOU to dumb the world down and accommodate her inadequacies!
Then, when the child enters the real world and discovers that their early years of being rewarded for not shitting themselves when they fart - or whatever counts as a reason to applaud in the Lohan home (not bleeding when you blow your nose?) - they realise that success and esteem is based on ACHIEVEMENT AND ABILITY.
Standing around clubs looking hot and getting your picture taken may give you the illusion of esteem and worth, but it is all too fleeting - say hello of cocaine!
What kind of rehabilitation are we talking about here? Is it teaching these men and women-children how to be FUNCTIONAL ADULTS who have RESPONSIBILITY, WORK ETHICS and MORALITY, or is it the same self-esteem raising deluded fuckery that they got when they were children?
Sitting around a room with a therapist, talking about their 'nurturing' their 'core', drawing lotus plants and flicking through a National Geographic thinking that their reading the fucking Book of Death while sipping from a Diet Coke from one of the many machines they have on their 'retreat'.
How about these people stop talking shit to one another, deluding themselves and others, revelling in their own cognitive dissonance and actually go about changing their behaviour and taking charge of their destiny?
They've been playing the circuit for yeeeaars now and there is nothing different from the beginning than there is now.
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If I had them as parents, I would pray for a fatal disease.
meeshie - exactly my question, how are these TEENAGERS getting allowed into BARS and 21 and over clubs???
It's the LAW! It's ILLEGAL!
A statement from Mick Lohan with no word from God? Where ma gonna find some spiritual guidenth?
I want to know why this freckled cunt was allowed to party in clubs when she was a teenager? Now her fugly cunt little sister is doing the same thing. Where are the cops in Hollywood?
Is she telling us the dick size she prefers or is she about to poke out one of her eyes? I hope it's the latter.
So Lilo Chris Browned White Oprah!!?!?
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WO and her ex are attention whores, plain and simple. So is LiLo. Hell, even Ali became one. Only Joe Arpaio or R. Lee Ermey can solve this dilemma. It's too big for Dr. Drew. It's time for one of those "Come to Jesus" meetings for this dysfunctional group. SamRo appears sane compared to these fools.
Further proof that this cunt has never been a mother, just an enabling "friend" to her daughter.
DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
"I admit, I'm being a bit selfish in releasing the tapes. But I'm tired of being lied about. I'm tired of Dina and others making me out to be someone I'm not, so now I'm going to prove to the world who the real liars are."
Yes but at what expense...at first I was with Michael on this but now I'm not so sure.
Social services of whatever state the underage Lohan children are residing in should be kicking the door in right now and removing them to foster care. Low life parents tend to breed children who become disaster areas; the Lohans just get more attention because they're cashing in on their dysfunction.
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MK really chooses the best pics.Hahaha.
Jesus H, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?! and what the hell did Lindsay do on her past life to get this pieces of shit as parents. I really tru to dislike her for being a dumbass, but I mean come on. The poor thing doesnt have a chance!
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LL and SamRo only started dating in the middle of 2008, so it wasn't "years ago." She might have a valid criminal complaint against her dad if he recorded the calls in Cali, without her knowledge. If her dad released the tapes without analyzing that possibility, he's even more of an idiot than he seems.
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Lilo acting in Her-bra Fully Loaded was her best work to date. ****************************************************************************************** I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.
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Lohans go away!
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So isn't White Oprah the momager? She hasn't been doing much momaging lately.
YA YA KNOW EVERYTHING WAS FUCKING AWESOME WHEN OUR BABY WAS WORKING AT DISNEY AND BRINGING IN SOME MAD CASH SO WE DIDN'T SAY SHIT TO HER BUT NOW THE BITCH IS 18+, OUT OF CONTROL, AND JUST SO HAPPENS TO NOT GIVE US AS MUCH MONEY AS SHE USED TO! I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK!!
Well, I must say Oprah's words are really sad :-(
MAYBE there's something more beyond her lame "my daughter is fine and just having fun" statements (which is actually a good thing...)
this man makes me sick no wonder Lilo is the way she is, her father has taped every conversation they had in order to make a profit beautiful and why we believe that those tapes are true they could be truly dabbed he really needs to go back to jail and be someones bitch THESE tapes are not helping Lilo they are just going to help drive her to the edge damn if she dies I will make sure he remembers that he is her murderer
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
they should all be vanished to the land of "Never Was" so that we don't have to hear from any of them EVER.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
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The whole world should get together and stage and intervention for the whole lot of them.
Caption for picture: White Oprah shares the size of Michael's peen.
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