Thursday, November 5th 2009
A.T.E.U
Whenever Mimi gets the chance to run around like a horny butterfly with her Hello Titties and unicorn cutlets hanging out, she's going to take it. And why shouldn't she?! You've only got one life, so you might as well spend it flashing your two-piece and a biscuit at everyone.
Here's more of Mimi working it in a couple of stripper onesies while shooting the video for her new single H.A.T.E.U. If Venus had to work the morning shift at a truck stop titty bar, she'd look just like this.
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damn shes fat nothing sexy about a lardass who thinks her shit doesn't stink!
OMG Mariah....!
wow,nice!
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Part of me thinks ok good on her for being comfortable enough in her own skin to do this. But then another part of me thinks wow she truly is deluded. She is just too thick/chunky for this itty bitty swimsuit. Plus she is getting on and it shows.
To me she looks like a size 16 (which is fine) trying to fit into a size 6 bathing suit. Mimi darling it just don't fit! It looks awful. You could have worn a more flattering outfit and you would have looked fine. STOP trying to be a teeny bopper!
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That's my tooth. Why do you have that?
Is she joking??? This is a joke right? Ohh she's serious. -_-
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Mariah, I always have your back, girl, but even I think you look like a linebacker in these pics!
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I thought she was starting to dress a little better, but this!?!?!? What in the word is she thinking?
She definitely doesn't have the body to carry this off, plus at her age, she is just coming across as desperate.
Along with Madonna, she refused to age gracefully.
damn mc looks fat & ugly.
little_rascal: Yeah, I have no idea how this came up in the conversation here, but honey is the worst idea ever to put on your nipples when you're nursing. Rather than having "antiseptic" properties, it carries botulism spores. They don't hurt adults because our digestive tract is filled with normal (good) bacteria. In babies, the spores produce toxins that cause infant botulism.
@2Di4:
Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 10:33pm.
Little Rascal:
If your OB told you that he or she is a FOOL! You NEVER give honey
to a child under the age of 1. The possibility for an allergic reaction is way too high.
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OMG yeah. Straight up lanolin will fix it.
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Little Rascal:
If your OB told you that he or she is a FOOL! You NEVER give honey to a child under the age of 1. The possibility for an allergic reaction is way too high.
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This isnt even an example of "curvy".. just fat
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So true! She isn't curvy, she has no hips, absolutely no ass, fatty waist, fake boobs that seem to droop, and her chubby legs are shaped funny.
It's so wierd because I remember when her best feature was her body. Everyone talked about how beautifully built she was and tiny and petite she was???? It's like she's not the same person. Everyone changes but this was a very drastic change.
Who told her this shit was okay?! Eminem can revive his career off of roasting this fuckery.
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MC was on Larry King last night, and she was asked about children, and he asked her something like, "A baby in 7 months?" and M nodded her head yes and then he asked her if she was withchild, and she took a sip of a drink, and as she was reaching for the cup she said something like, "let me take a drink of scotch before I answer your question" and then she refused to confirm or deny. So who knows.
This isnt even an example of "curvy".. just fat
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There's no greater way to gain an audience's sympathy than by being unfortunate.-Seth Green
Funny, I started to feel sorry for her, but then I thought about it, and realized she is a gazillionaire with a child for a husband who probably is great in bed. She has slaves and mansions. Naaah, I don't feel too sorry for her now.
@ 2Di4
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Glad your new baby is doing fine! Put some honey on your sore nipples. That's what my obstetrician recommended when I was nursing my boys and was sore. Honey has great antiseptic and healing properties, and will not harm your baby. :-)
Just as you can tell someone is too skinny when their head starts to look too big for their body...I can tell Mariah is just a bit chunky right now because her body looks too big for her head!!
OK, I'm gonna level with you guys. I started working out after I graduated a couple of months ago. I was always kinda chubby, but no one complained except me. Then in uni, I gained ALOT of weight. I have lost 17 kg since May, cos no on wants to hire a lardass "IN THIS ECONOMY." i have always made it a point to dress appropriately, wear good bras and be well groomed. And I'll never forget one of my best friends telling me, " no one can tell you are this fat, until you take off your clothes" when we were changing together. and i get skinny bitches telling me ALL THE TIME how they like my clothes and that I have great style. Dressing your size makes a HUGE difference. Mimi has to look long and hard into a mirror and figure this out.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Mimi, please girl, give it up already....these pics are just damn embarassing, look everyone and their momma gets chunky at some time in their life, whether its from being happy or sad, lonely or not, but for Gods sake quit flaunting your fat ass like you are a stick...you do not look sexy, pathetic and ridiculous, yes, hell yes, sexy...hell to the no! Please Mimi for the love of God, cover it up already...these pics makes me laugh and I like Mimi, but her looks just kill me sometimes...
Somebody should trow her back in the sea.
EW that nail is gnarly long!!!! I just had flashbacks of Heidi Montags long toes (that seriously made me lose my lunch)! OMG, those pics are HILARIOUS!
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Why does the convo wander to sizing? Women sizes are so random, just the other day I bought a pair of size 4 Gap jeans, I'm usually a 6? I don't get it. In other labels I'm totally different sizes 'cause I got curves and hips. It's actually really confusing...but whatever...I heard that Mimi cuts the sizes labels off and glues on size 2 or 4 labels...isn't that hysterical?!
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
OMG...has anyone else noticed her toenail?!!
Mariah thinks she looks good though...and that is a lot for many of us to take apparently. Yes, she is a little old for the low cut bathingsuit, but at least she does it with gusto. Girl needs to lay off the champagne and cheesecake for reals tho!
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
Holy Jeebus!! Look at the gut and butt on that and the creamy thighs! The Evil one would still hit it though...He wants him some Mimi! At least she's not some anorexic waif...
this woman is a tank and its hysterical.
Cankle much?
and in one of the pics, she has a gnarly grandma toenail that's way long-looking.
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excuse me, I have to now go cleanse my mind's eye.
Odd numbers are Juniors sizing and even are Women's sizing.
Okay - I have looked at these pics too much...but I think that if Mimi had a suit with the following, then she would have looked better and thinner:
1. kill the boy leg - needs to be higher
2. Definately needed a cinched waist
3. Bring those boobs up and IN
4. Black suit ONLY
I gotta go work on Mimi's team....her Hello Kitty days are OVA!!!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Ha ha ha RumerMills.com is sooo right what a WHALE!!!
http://www.rumermills.com/2009/11/05/mariah-carey-fat/
thanks for asking, rascal! you rock!!
the baby is doing well, though running a 24-hour milk bar is getting tiring. he never stops eating!! my nips feel like raw hamburger!
She's so childish.
I'm not even gonna tell ya what size I used to be ladies....suffice it to say that a size 3 would not get over my leg back in the old days......
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
another one hits the wall.
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*rolls out of thread*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Ya know - weight issue aside - these goddamn pictures ARE a hoot!!!
She does look like shes trying to push out a doody-bubble........
I think I'm gonna print these out and paste them up in my office...always looking for a good lauh.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by Jeepster on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.
Shit -
Imma confused now.....who's a size 3? Bunny or Stoney?????
(walks towards more coffee.....)
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
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I think Stoney was referring to me, but I'm a 4, not a 3..wait...I have a couple pairs of 3's that fit me. Fuckit, Imma 3 :D
M.E. is, lol.
I'm a size 33. With any extra long fupa to keep you warm on those wintery nights.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
*blinks*
Whoa.....that was taken way outta context! LOL
*shoves gunt back into mom jeans* LOL
Shit -
Imma confused now.....who's a size 3? Bunny or Stoney?????
(walks towards more coffee.....)
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I was having a really shitty day, but reading these catty ass comments really lifts my spirits! Now on to Mimi...
Somebody needs to have a Come to Jesus moment with and really help her understand that she is not 16 anymore. Everybody knows that dressing young when you are old makes you look older (and fatter, in her case). What really gets me is just how bad she looks. Why didn't anyone say anything!?!?
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Stoney-Baby!
Youse a size 3????? Good for you girrrrl...(sadly, I think I was born a size 3...not fat anymore though - now I can just call myself Big-Boned)
LOL
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"