Thursday, November 5th 2009

Glamberace Doesn't Waste Any Time

Glamberace's sparkly jizz hasn't even finished drying on Derek LaBry's chest, and he's already got himself a new piece. Earlier this week, Glamberace confirmed that he's no longer skipping through the clouds with Derek, because he needs to focus on his album. Well, Glamberace must have found time to focus on something else too: another dude's wang.

A source tells Star Magazine that the extra-terrestrial unicorn is getting a little closer to singer/songwriter Ferras Alqaisi. The source went on to yap, "They have a lot in common, so I'm not surprised Adam started falling for him. Adam really dropped a bomb on Drake; I don't think he suspected a thing!"

Oh, it happens. Sometimes the only way to get the taste of your ex's peen out of your mouth is to gargle with a different peen. This is probably just a Listerine fuck and nothing more.

Posted by: Michael K


PicklesnCream's picture

Hotness, jewish and muslim gays!

LuxLuv's picture

Listerine-fuck my ass. This is just another day in the life of an opportunistic wanna-be celebrity cocksucker who's trying making the most of his 15 minutes of fame.

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Superpop's picture

@ARIES1B

It's obvious that it's been a VERY LONG time since you have had sex. There is a ton of hot guys your age and older....just because you're a frigged bitch is no reason to hate on the young popular homos.

And that 38 year old you're referring to...YOU WANT HIM and he DOES NOT WANT YOU in retun!!!! It's OBVIOUS!

ADMIT IT you middle aged out of shape ugly bitter bitch!

These "young" homos that you're calling out as a cliché might be but so are you!

You're just a "past his prime" bitter bitch type cliché and you're angry that you can't get the "hot ones" and so instead you bash them so you can feel validated!

shandiRW's picture

shouldn't glamberace and HOT bisexual dude from 'NYC Prep' totally hook it up? or maybe not they look too much alike? PC is my GAYCRUSH! well, besides you know. ox0xoo

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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

Ferras is gay? That's news to me. His music is so good.

Clarisse's picture

Ferras has a great voice. Hopefully a few Ferras injections will do wonders for Lambert.

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elmo533's picture

Glamerace looks like he has every STD know to mankind.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09

Glamber-who?

Upwardly mobile young homos make me ill,all you
have to do is look at the covers of those dopey
vaccuous homo mags such as GT or DNA..all style
shaved,plucked,coiffed,poufed,moisturised,botoxed
implanted,whitened teeth,worked out plastics and
you get the picture.Nothing about them that's not
skin deep.I know a few of them...one in particular
makes me laugh,he's 38,he's still chasing the pecs
to make him feel validated,pines when he's not been
to the gym in more than a week and thinks he's Gods
gift..an image obsessed boob..

I'm 44,I've been there,done that,now I couldn't give a fuck!...he and his ilk are idiots!

Tevness (who'll be on the pipe tonight)

oh for fuck's sake. he isn't dating anyone.
and the guy's name is drake, not derek.
ffs
as a gay guy, I'd totally do adam.

SpiceDong's picture

Isn't this a before and after picture layout?
I thought the guy on the left was Glamberace's mug shot without make up.

I think this kid is going to turn out to be a big gay manwhore...especially if he truly makes it big. A homo version of John Mayer...yikes!

It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA

Superpop's picture

Ok...so I called upon Detective La Toya to get to the bottom of all this. Here is what she found out:

Ferras and Adam have been friends for years and Ferras already has a boyfriend named Markus Molinari and Markus is Katy Perry's best friend and Katy is also friends with Adam and Ferras.

So they are all just part of the same clique and basically all Star Magazine has to go on is the fact that they were both at a Halloween party together.

Thanx La Toya!

Superpop's picture

He is going to shoot the video soon.

TexnDoc's picture

No music video yet for the title song? Don't tell me he's releasing his debut on the strength of that hideously overwraught movie theme one.

Superpop's picture

LOL at Star Magazine's piss poor photoshop efforts. They totally used a picture of Adam when he was with Drake and photoshopped Ferras in and cut off the side of his head.

Star magazine could have found a REAL picture of Adam and Ferras together if they looked a little harder. Here is a REAL picture of them from Halloween for example.

http://media.mjsbigblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ferras-adam.jpg

madam s.'s picture

Ahhaha oh my god, Ferras' father made him take a trip to Amman, Jordan instead of a useless experience at Disneyland? AND he grew up in a small town? He must have an endless well of despair from which to write heartwrenching music.

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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!

beb's picture

Wow - Ferras used to look like a twink bottom...this pic makes him look like the type that will have his dirty way with you and won't call you in the morning. I like those kind of boys. :-)

zomay's picture

If Richie Cunningham died his hair black and wore eyeliner, that is all I see in this kid. I know I'm alone in this.

:)

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A Dodo is Forever's picture

*picks thick orange pubes out of teeth*

*calls Snowy's dad to thank him for a lovely evening*

Albatross's picture

LOL @ "Listerine fuck"!

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“You're very eloquent when I'm drunk." -Brian Kinney

MY SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ANKxsSZRs

ok, his album is named Aliens & Rainbows? If that isn't fate for Adam I don't know what is.

A Dodo is Forever's picture

Georgina once again proving that there IS a place for plus sized models!

Plecostomus's picture

It ♥ you too, loozer.

All 600 lbs. of it.

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Bottom-feeder.

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by loozer on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 1:14pm.

Pleco, ♥ the avie, as usual!
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Pleco, I have to join the herd, it's stunning (as always).

loozer's picture

Pleco, ♥ the avie, as usual!

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Life isn't easy from the singular side
Down in the hole some emotions are hard to hide

Plecostomus's picture

Submitted by Megan_ on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 1:10pm.
gay guys are so sessay! it's not fair!
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The irony of that will certainly be lost on Piggez.

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Bottom-feeder.

gay guys are so sessay! it's not fair!

loozer's picture

Only thing I retained from this post:

You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me
I-I-I
I-I-I won’t forget it
I-I-I
I-I-I won’t forget it

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Life isn't easy from the singular side
Down in the hole some emotions are hard to hide

I really like Ferras' voice. It has surprised me that he isn't more popular than he is. Go Glambert!

*That's* Adam? For a second, there I thought Chaz Bono went goth!

Granny Clampett's picture

Adam's new piece has a nice rack.

"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West

mike's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 12:33pm.
S&F you're gonna enjoy this part:
"Ferras grew up feeling out of place in a small, southern Illinois town called Gillespie. This feeling was only compounded when, shortly after his parents' divorce, his father took him to the airport, promising him a trip to Disneyland, but instead he actually spirited him away to his homeland of Amman, Jordan"

It's apparent with this latest development (being linked with Glamberace) that his trials and tribulations never end!

A Dodo is Forever's picture

Adam Lambert really makes me nervous - he's the only person who could give me a run for my money in the "fat, hairy, and disgusting" category. It's threatening.

DonkeyPunched's picture

God help me...I'd hit it. But yeah, who cares? lol

sugar free's picture

This is probably just a Listerine fuck and nothing more.
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HAHAHA!!!!

theboy's picture

rich, hot young and beatifull homos who fuck other rich, hot, young and beautifull homos.
envy is my best friend.

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suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by A Dodo is Forever on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 12:32pm.

When they fart, it smells like curry
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I'M OK WITH THIS

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by Brenda DuBois on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 12:35pm.

It's totally worth it. Best sex ever, trust me.
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oh god, I think I have to go home now, ho fuck..

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 12:33pm.

S&F you're gonna enjoy this part:
"Ferras grew up feeling out of place in a small, southern Illinois town called Gillespie. This feeling was only compounded when, shortly after his parents' divorce, his father took him to the airport, promising him a trip to Disneyland, but instead he actually spirited him away to his homeland of Amman, Jordan"
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AHAHAHH FUKKEN OLOLOL!! If his father traumatized him that much, then truly, the trauma of my fat sausage entering his hairy butt hole should be no issue.

Brenda DuBois's picture

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 12:27pm.
I wanna fuck a middle eastern guy so bad, i wanna smell them and lick their hairy assholes god fuck, I'm gonna sign up for the army or some shit, it'll be worth it, then when they ship me out, I'm just gonna lick an Iraqis taint and get discharged, fuck it.

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It's totally worth it. Best sex ever, trust me.

Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.

-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210

NoAnjl's picture

boooring

snowpiece's picture

Oh dear, should I address this cultural ignorance or stomp the ignore button to death.

hmmmmmmm
You don't know the difference between Indian and Middle Eastern?

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

snowpiece's picture

S&F you're gonna enjoy this part:
"Ferras grew up feeling out of place in a small, southern Illinois town called Gillespie. This feeling was only compounded when, shortly after his parents' divorce, his father took him to the airport, promising him a trip to Disneyland, but instead he actually spirited him away to his homeland of Amman, Jordan"

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Green Tea Latte's picture

New piece is a cutie, but this seriously needs a "Who cares news" tag. NEXT!
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A Dodo is Forever's picture

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 12:27pm.

I wanna fuck a middle eastern guy so bad

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When they fart, it smells like curry

Raul Duke's picture

I GOT IT! Today's theme is " Things you could stick your dick into if you really had too!" No? ****************************************************************************************** I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.
Hunter S. Thompson

suckandfuck's picture

I wanna fuck a middle eastern guy so bad, i wanna smell them and lick their hairy assholes god fuck, I'm gonna sign up for the army or some shit, it'll be worth it, then when they ship me out, I'm just gonna lick an Iraqis taint and get discharged, fuck it.

mike's picture

I think Levi Johnston's newest stunt should be to date Glamberace.

A Dodo is Forever's picture

*stomps IGNORE BUTTON to death!*

Big Bertha's picture

Glamber wears a ton of makeup! There was a very upclose picture of him (forget the website) and he had a full face of makeup.

I still think he's cute though.

New boyfriend? meh.