Thursday, November 5th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit's Cheeto Tips

Our Lady of Cheetos landed in Perth yesterday to being the Australian leg of her "Iz Can Wave My Handz" world tour. While Brit Brit looked happy to be in Perth, her nipples looked like they wanted to take a holiday to Tasmania. Actually, one nipple wants to head south while the other one is trying to hitchhike out of there to check out the west. She's got wandering nipples.

And those of you screaming about how Brit Brit needs to put a BRARAWN (copyright: Jill Zarin) are fighting a losing battle. The only way she's going to stuff her hush puppies into a bra is if it's made out of delicious beef jerky.

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Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 11:45pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 11:33pm.
Britney Spears blew through $1.32 MILLION on lawyers in a recent 7-month span -- but the result was priceless.
The money has been used to pay off the lawyers who represented Britney's conservatorship -- the group of people who have essentially restored Britney.

$189k a month on avg is not that bad: 3 lawyers working primarily on her case could easily rack that up each month. However, I'm not sure the result is "priceless" or that she's "essentially restored." She seems to be off the street drugs and making money for her empire, but still slovenly, anhedonic, an apathetic mom, and musically talentless.
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For reals. 1.32 million to make sure the rich stay rich and then people wanna try to tell me we have an overpopulation issue...a lack of food and resources...ha! Like I say: We don't have a population problem - we have a distribution problem.

♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street

poor Britney, she always manages to look like a skank. Love the comparison to Posh Spice on rumermills

http://www.rumermills.com/

LuxLuv's picture

Her pusseh's hanging out? OH! You mean the guy behind her. Yeah, looks like...

www.peopleofwalmart.com

Manimal5's picture

Crikey mate! Her pussehs hangin' out!

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 11:33pm.
Britney Spears blew through $1.32 MILLION on lawyers in a recent 7-month span -- but the result was priceless.
The money has been used to pay off the lawyers who represented Britney's conservatorship -- the group of people who have essentially restored Britney.

$189k a month on avg is not that bad: 3 lawyers working primarily on her case could easily rack that up each month. However, I'm not sure the result is "priceless" or that she's "essentially restored." She seems to be off the street drugs and making money for her empire, but still slovenly, anhedonic, an apathetic mom, and musically talentless.

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Wond'ring Aloud

angel_i's picture

Britney Spears blew through $1.32 MILLION on lawyers in a recent 7-month span -- but the result was priceless.

The money has been used to pay off the lawyers who represented Britney's conservatorship -- the group of people who have essentially restored Britney.
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Glad to see it's being well-spent.

♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street

shandiRW's picture

i forgive brit and her wonky nips***

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

Vporterhouse's picture

Wonky tits aside - look at the last thumbnail.....what the F happened to her pinky finger? Did she chew it off?

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 10:57pm.
pet porn peeve - pimples on asses.

Men won't make passes
at pimples on asses
*or something like that*
*I'm tired*

sharoninshape's picture

She always dress adn act trashy what a shame with all the cash she has. She the prove that money can't buy classs.

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

Pimps on the ass sometimes happen because of lube!

My ex'gf swore Astroglide made her ass break out and legs.

TITS's picture

pet porn peeve - pimples on asses.

this is common in porn why exactly? I've had maybe two pimples on my ass in MY ENTIRE LIFE.

and concealer is out of the question?

no excuse.

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.

DiamondDawg's picture

oh hai.

Britney wear a bra!

Manimal5's picture

And its something quite peculiar,
Something thats shimmering and white.
Leads you here despite your destination,
Under the milky way tonight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POHMOWJ7EfY

I still the original version by The Church better but

Pet porn peeves? FEET !!! sex should not involve FEET!

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

My porn pet peeve is gay porn!

angel_i's picture

MY PORN PET PEEVE IS SPITTING!

♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street

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Manimal5's picture

Shitneys pokies seem to have a mind of their own, it looks like she wants to make a left turn.

@justjack

yeah it's never the same...i'm on fucking paxil so my sex drive is in the negatives but it's not fair...whenever you want it ya don't get it and vice versa...

JustJack's picture

I know Koko, still not the same. Sexy times is very good at what he does.
*pouts*

@justjack

go to the bar and make a date with the showerhead/whatever floats the (man in) the boat...

JustJack's picture

Iam Jealous!
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JJ, you need some sexy times talk?

No, what I need is a drink. My sexy times canceled for tonight.

...that just jogged my memory...i think it was a real sex episode with the wizard/warlock guy...there's nothing like watching a late 80's/early 90's REAL SEX episode while you watch/listen to your partner (husband in my case) J.O. to it because you are too drunk/lazy/medicated to put out...

jazzfish_77's picture

Dammit. Laterz everyone.

*plays with self*

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by carefreea on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 7:31pm.

I'm off to beddybyes, night all. It's been fun.
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Have a good night carefreeA.

I might as well pz out. A packed bowl is calling.
In the meantime, you guys can have this bowl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYW6C44zo24

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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.

Sickest. fuck. ever.

carefreea's picture

I'm off to beddybyes, night all. It's been fun.

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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?

jazzfish_77's picture

Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 7:19pm.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 7:18pm.
what the fuck??? i go to the bar for an hour and apparently i missed a bunch of sexy talk ????

Iam Jealous!
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JJ, you need some sexy times talk?

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 7:26pm.

yeah i'm back to the usual routine...(the bar was a treat)...drinking some boxed wine and waiting for the real dumb ass housewives reunion/ listening to cnn blasting about the ft. hood killer in the other room...i've always wondered about japanese porn...i've seen some crazy stuff like this dude who claimed to be a wizard who could make 20 girls orgasm at the same time but the pixellation thing was...different...
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Yeah I'm gonna watch that shit too, Kim's limp wristed dancing is gonna make my bowels move just right.

AND YES I HAVE SEEN THAT GUY!! I once saw an episode of Real Sex where they profiled him, he is a fucking SEX WARLOCK! NOT GOD! NOT CHRISTIAN!!! He does some shit with his hands and makes a ton of bitches cum hands free, its fucking HOOOTTT.

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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.

Sickest. fuck. ever.

yeah i'm back to the usual routine...(the bar was a treat)...drinking some boxed wine and waiting for the real dumb ass housewives reunion/ listening to cnn blasting about the ft. hood killer in the other room...i've always wondered about japanese porn...i've seen some crazy stuff like this dude who claimed to be a wizard who could make 20 girls orgasm at the same time but the pixellation thing was...different...

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 7:18pm.

what the fuck??? i go to the bar for an hour and apparently i missed a bunch of sexy talk ????
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It's cool KoKo, we're just talking about fake-o Japanese HARZ.

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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.

Sickest. fuck. ever.

JustJack's picture

Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 7:18pm.
what the fuck??? i go to the bar for an hour and apparently i missed a bunch of sexy talk ????

Iam Jealous!

JustJack's picture

* Runs to put on best bikini *

what the fuck??? i go to the bar for an hour and apparently i missed a bunch of sexy talk ????

Bye ME!

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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.

JustJack's picture

Submitted by Vanitas on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 7:12pm.
YES! The guy that I've been sleeping with for the past year, but ended it about two weeks ago is coming back to work at my office. I can't wait to look hot every day and for him to know that he can't have it!

Don't worry, I'm not being vindictive for no reason, he was a prick.

OMG, that's awesome. Smile and laugh with your co workwers too.

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 7:14pm.

I'm out whores. Have a good one!
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Have a good night M.E.! Good luck with yer pup!

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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.

Sickest. fuck. ever.

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 7:12pm.

Nice, Porn talk when my after work sexay times gets cancelled.

S&F are you still cumming at 5?
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Hellloooooo I'm posting from the plllaaannnnnneee!

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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.

Sickest. fuck. ever.

M.E.'s picture

I'm out whores. Have a good one!

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 7:08pm.

i dont think its foreplay, i think they do it cause their fingers are bigger than their cocks

*shrugs shoulders*
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Facts! The orientals don't have the cox.

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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.

Sickest. fuck. ever.

YES! The guy that I've been sleeping with for the past year, but ended it about two weeks ago is coming back to work at my office. I can't wait to look hot every day and for him to know that he can't have it!

Don't worry, I'm not being vindictive for no reason, he was a prick.

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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.

JustJack's picture

Nice, Porn talk when my after work sexay times gets cancelled.

S&F are you still cumming at 5?

sunny's picture

fucking disgusting.....

just take out about $200 from one of your chekcing accounts brit and go to walmart or target & buy a few bras...padded ones with extra support...please

M.E.'s picture

AHAHAH! Sausage fingers!

Provolone's picture

i dont think its foreplay, i think they do it cause their fingers are bigger than their cocks

*shrugs shoulders*

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M.E.'s picture

Nothing wrong with a little foreplay provy!

carefreea's picture

Thanks JustJack, the relief is palatable.

Also another porn peeve is when they have 2 girls (what? it's all good) and they're about as interested as my cat is when she gets served the gristly bits of any meat I'm cooking.

The booze has gone straight to my head, I think.

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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?

Squash Posh's picture

hey now, i don't mine some fingering in a public location -hot!