Thursday, November 5th 2009
Abuelita Chocolate Is October's Hot Slut Of The Month!
If Abuelita Chocolate didn't win Hot Slut of the Month, we all would have gotten slapped by a hand full of rings. Because when Abuelita gets ready to slap a bitch, her hand suddenly becomes a Zales display case. Thankfully, none of us will have to open the First-Aid kit since Abuelita Chocolate beat (with a backyard sneaker) out the rest of her competition. Thanks to all who voted!




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Chocolate and cinnamon. Mmmmmnnn. :)
Yes, I voted for Abuelita, but she scares me a little bit. I think she could kick my ass.
==WAR ABUELITA!!==
AHA!, I see that "Ibarra" chocolate brand trying to sneak it's jelousy loser face in Abuelita's victory shot, Ibarra you douche!
fuck yeah!
running out of people?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by Bruce on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 5:01pm.
You really should stop including animals and inanimate objects for "Hot Slut" polls because they automatically win by wide margins over the competition.
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this year I predict it will come down to Maru, Stains and the above.
my money, as always, is on the cat.
Yes by far the most popular is inanimate cats.
team Abuelita Chocolate! i was in the wal-slut tonight and saw freaking 'abuelita hot tea bags' and was like, "hell yeah!" was gonna take a snap on my phone, but there was a kid stocking shelves looking at me weird.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
ya know, it's pretty sad when so many inanimate objects become "hot sluts" now a days....... it's a sad, sad world.
the hot chocolate can now spill itself on the abandoned couch in LA and spawn itself into the next insignificant HSOTM........
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK
Abuelita chocolate is the shit. that said, i will definitely be picking p a bottle of the squeezey tube tomorrow!
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Submitted by Bruce on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 5:01pm.
You really should stop including animals and inanimate objects for "Hot Slut" polls because they automatically win by wide margins over the competition.
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this year I predict it will come down to Maru, Stains and the above.
my money, as always, is on the cat.
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Abuelita chocolate syrup? Dat's lazy!
Awww shit.....IN the label photo Abuelita looks as evil as my own Swedish granma....
With that fake smile and looking at you over her glasses...like if you make one false move or let one crumb from your sugar cookie drop on her freshly scrubbed kitchen floor, she will beat the living shit out of you with a rolling pin she brought with her all the way from the old country....
if you blur your eyes it looks like bill clinton
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Let us commemorate this achievement with a gold chancla! Abuelita ROCKS!
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
Abuelita is sort of a mixed animate/inanimate object, since it's a granny and a delicious beverage.
It only takes a few minutes of whisking to make--stop just as the milk boils.
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Wond'ring Aloud
You really should stop including animals and inanimate objects for "Hot Slut" polls because they automatically win by wide margins over the competition.
I mean Derek J has to wake up every day and stylish and tame the dead pussy on Kim Zolciak's head for the rest of his life and still manages to look that glamorous himself,enough said.
A toast to this HSOM.
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Submitted by Tyranny on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 3:49pm.
"Bought some of this the other day. Haven't tried it yet- seems like a lot of work!"
I bought it too - yes, it is a lot of work for a cup of hot chocolate. Actually, I didn't like it too much (ducking out of the way of angry Dlisters)
Well, to be honest - it didn't like me. I got quite ill after drinking it. I guess my gringo digestive system is no match for an Abuelita bitch slap.
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Im still pissed about Spaghetti Cat and Susan Boyle.
this is crap...Derek J is the queen of long-distance orgasms.
I get a kick out of Abuelita, but I think tengobaila was robbed!!!!!!
YES!!!! la abuelita is still kicking ass!!!
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Bought some of this the other day. Haven't tried it yet- seems like a lot of work!
anyone who's seen a chancla in Real Life voted for Abuelita. TRUTH> tenobaila was my personal second choice since i am her in her age group and enjoy private dancing in my kitchen.
the chancla memory kept it real.
anyone who's seen a chancla in Real Life voted for Abuelita. TRUTH> tenobaila was my personal second choice since i am her in her age group and enjoy private dancing in my kitchen.
the chancla memory kept it real.
TENOBALIA FOREVERERRRRRRR
You sluts and your animals and inanimate objects!! This betta NOT win HSOTY.
If Abuelita didn't win, I'd have to quit this place. And I think she deserves HSOTY!!! It's the only time in recorded history that I've actually bought something that was Dlisted's Hot Slut of the month!
YES!!!!
Come on you guys - Vote for Tengobaila! She is the real deal! Forget about the hot chocolate, give this lady a look
Luminous <.
Well, like, durr of course this would win.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Hell Yeah!!
*miss you Abuelita, you hot slut*
Tenobaila was ROBBED.
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210
yes!!! this better win HSOTY, if a fucking animal wins again this year, I will go ballistic!!