Thursday, November 5th 2009

Abuelita Chocolate Is October's Hot Slut Of The Month!

If Abuelita Chocolate didn't win Hot Slut of the Month, we all would have gotten slapped by a hand full of rings. Because when Abuelita gets ready to slap a bitch, her hand suddenly becomes a Zales display case. Thankfully, none of us will have to open the First-Aid kit since Abuelita Chocolate beat (with a backyard sneaker) out the rest of her competition. Thanks to all who voted!

Posted by: Michael K


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Mrs. Nordy's picture

Yes, I voted for Abuelita, but she scares me a little bit. I think she could kick my ass.

Vermithrax's picture

==WAR ABUELITA!!==

Aerialgreen's picture

AHA!, I see that "Ibarra" chocolate brand trying to sneak it's jelousy loser face in Abuelita's victory shot, Ibarra you douche!

Pearl_Necklace's picture

fuck yeah!

shandiRW's picture

running out of people?

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Manimal5's picture

Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by Bruce on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 5:01pm.

You really should stop including animals and inanimate objects for "Hot Slut" polls because they automatically win by wide margins over the competition.
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this year I predict it will come down to Maru, Stains and the above.

my money, as always, is on the cat.

Yes by far the most popular is inanimate cats.

shandiRW's picture

team Abuelita Chocolate! i was in the wal-slut tonight and saw freaking 'abuelita hot tea bags' and was like, "hell yeah!" was gonna take a snap on my phone, but there was a kid stocking shelves looking at me weird.

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moomarse's picture

ya know, it's pretty sad when so many inanimate objects become "hot sluts" now a days....... it's a sad, sad world.

the hot chocolate can now spill itself on the abandoned couch in LA and spawn itself into the next insignificant HSOTM........
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gucci's picture

Abuelita chocolate is the shit. that said, i will definitely be picking p a bottle of the squeezey tube tomorrow!

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TITS's picture

Submitted by Bruce on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 5:01pm.

You really should stop including animals and inanimate objects for "Hot Slut" polls because they automatically win by wide margins over the competition.
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this year I predict it will come down to Maru, Stains and the above.

my money, as always, is on the cat.

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DeeDee's picture

Abuelita chocolate syrup? Dat's lazy!

sunny's picture

Awww shit.....IN the label photo Abuelita looks as evil as my own Swedish granma....

With that fake smile and looking at you over her glasses...like if you make one false move or let one crumb from your sugar cookie drop on her freshly scrubbed kitchen floor, she will beat the living shit out of you with a rolling pin she brought with her all the way from the old country....

if you blur your eyes it looks like bill clinton

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

paris herpes's picture

Let us commemorate this achievement with a gold chancla! Abuelita ROCKS!

"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK

Tristram's picture

Abuelita is sort of a mixed animate/inanimate object, since it's a granny and a delicious beverage.

It only takes a few minutes of whisking to make--stop just as the milk boils.

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Bruce's picture

You really should stop including animals and inanimate objects for "Hot Slut" polls because they automatically win by wide margins over the competition.

Dgrin's picture

I mean Derek J has to wake up every day and stylish and tame the dead pussy on Kim Zolciak's head for the rest of his life and still manages to look that glamorous himself,enough said.

Stock Broker's picture

A toast to this HSOM.

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LunaChick's picture

Submitted by Tyranny on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 3:49pm.

"Bought some of this the other day. Haven't tried it yet- seems like a lot of work!"

I bought it too - yes, it is a lot of work for a cup of hot chocolate. Actually, I didn't like it too much (ducking out of the way of angry Dlisters)

Well, to be honest - it didn't like me. I got quite ill after drinking it. I guess my gringo digestive system is no match for an Abuelita bitch slap.

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DonkeyPunched's picture

Im still pissed about Spaghetti Cat and Susan Boyle.

Dgrin's picture

this is crap...Derek J is the queen of long-distance orgasms.

johnnypro's picture

I get a kick out of Abuelita, but I think tengobaila was robbed!!!!!!

OneLiner's picture

YES!!!! la abuelita is still kicking ass!!!

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Tyranny's picture

Bought some of this the other day. Haven't tried it yet- seems like a lot of work!

anyone who's seen a chancla in Real Life voted for Abuelita. TRUTH> tenobaila was my personal second choice since i am her in her age group and enjoy private dancing in my kitchen.
the chancla memory kept it real.

anyone who's seen a chancla in Real Life voted for Abuelita. TRUTH> tenobaila was my personal second choice since i am her in her age group and enjoy private dancing in my kitchen.
the chancla memory kept it real.

suckandfuck's picture

TENOBALIA FOREVERERRRRRRR

Sartastic's picture

You sluts and your animals and inanimate objects!! This betta NOT win HSOTY.

CholaMom's picture

If Abuelita didn't win, I'd have to quit this place. And I think she deserves HSOTY!!! It's the only time in recorded history that I've actually bought something that was Dlisted's Hot Slut of the month!

daredarlington's picture

YES!!!!

Deborahp's picture

Come on you guys - Vote for Tengobaila! She is the real deal! Forget about the hot chocolate, give this lady a look
Luminous <.

carefreea's picture

Well, like, durr of course this would win.

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Happy Hour's picture

Hell Yeah!!

*miss you Abuelita, you hot slut*

Brenda DuBois's picture

Tenobaila was ROBBED.

Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.

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mongoose's picture

yes!!! this better win HSOTY, if a fucking animal wins again this year, I will go ballistic!!