Thursday, November 5th 2009

One Step Closer.....

Amy Wino got shot up in London tonight, but not with the stuff the kind of stuff that makes you run through the streets nekkid screaming "Blaaaaaaake." No, Wino decided to get injected with a legal substance this time around. Wino now has a luscious pair of swollen labia lips on her mouth to go with her new DDD crack rocks.

Wino's transformation into one of England's most pristine and fresh spring flowers is almost complete. Once she trades in her ballet slippers in for a pair of exquisite lucite heels, and her crackhive in for a free clinic punch card, she'll be ready to become Chapter President of the Empress of Lucite club. Yes, Wino is on her way. Our little Crackie is growing up. I am so proud.

Posted by: Michael K