This Is News: Brit Brit Lip-Synchs

MK, The Soup stole your line...It might be just a coincidence, but McHale also said it was clearly lipsycnhed because it's BRITNEY SPEARS IN CONCERT

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ha i had that ticket disclaimer as well but if ur going to pay that much for a stupid ticket and for brit no less...the bitch should at least sing one song even for songs shes not dancing along to...

And Britney was devastated . How could they ? How could the Aussies just go walkabouts from her concert. She is really upset and phoned her manager Adam Leber. This is what happened next! http://bit.ly/4teTL4

Goddam! I am so ashamed.
i seriously want to move to another country. there's like a handfull of aussies making us all look stupid. every tiem i come to this site some one has out-douched, out-stupid or out-whored themselves again.

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While Lady GaGa isn't my cup of tea, she doesn't seem to be a big attention-loving narcissist as Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan. Still, I listen to heavy metal, because I'd prefer to keep my nuts intact than listen to Miley Cyrus or the faggot (I'm not a homophobe; faggot can mean other things) talents on testical radio.

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Are you trying to tell a bitch that Britney lip- syncs in concert? Let me set down my drink so I can clutch my pearls in shock...

I love Aussies, they don't take any shit.

All of her concert photos look alike, she's wearing cheesy lingere, her hair's a greasy mess, her make-up looks days old, and she's doing something with a chair and some dude. Her recent music is absolutely horrible and this is coming from someone who bought her first CD.

Ziggy.....

*throw daggers with eyes!*

Wanna play some soccer later? :)

♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street

Ok, Michael K's no no hole got hit real nice last night, cause he is on fire!! ;)

For Christ's sake she was caught on camera yelling at a guy who jumped on the stage when she was supposed to be "singing" into her microphone which was turned off. No one could hear her yell at the guy but they could hear her sing? Please.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 2:50pm.

Britney Spears
is an exceptional talent.

I just adore her voice, and I think that it's a tremendous shame that she doesn't do more to emphasise how strong a vocalist she truly is in her live shows.

Listen to the many recordings of her live, untouched vocals.

It is rare to find such a strong lower register in a female vocalist as young as Spears, and a real treat to listen to something as simple yet painfully beautiful as 'Everytime'.

Britney Spears would not still be around if it werne't for her pure talent and magnetic being. There are plenty of hot blondes who can dance, many of whom release singles and albums- but none can claim to have the lasting appeal of Britney 'Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous' Spears.

Britney has never shone brighter, and her career has never looked so promising. Her successes in the present are many, and the future guaranteed.

Artists can be divided into planets, meteors and stars.

Meteors only capture one's attention for a brief period of time - by the time you look up to appreciate them, they have shot across the sky and out of view.

These are the Lady Gagas and Rhianna's of our world. They shine brightly, but only briefly, before they have slipped from public consciousness.

Then there are planets. They often shine brighter than stars by virtue of their proximity to the earth; morons and idiots often mistake planets for stars for this reason (Bradiful Bitch, I am afraid that you fall into this category - I have no sympathies).

The planets must pass through their orbital tracts though, and eventually fall from view - although they will of course reappear.

The most important features of planets though, is that they shine only from reflected light (from true stars, their contemporaries), that is, the light emitted from true stars whose position is fixed and whose luminosity is a product of their own burning.

These are the Madonnas our time - wretched, tedious, slow moving balls of chilled rock.

And then there are true stars who burn brighter than any other celestial being. Planets borrow their light and bask in it for their own glory, and due to their distance from the earth, it can take many light years for their light to reach us from the original source - themselves.

On rare occasions however, stars are recognised in their own time.

Such is Britney Spears - a true star who far outstrips all of her contemporaries.

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OMG you are an AMAZING writer (of NON-FICTION ;))...I am going to post this EVERYWHERE.

I'll give you credit though. ;)

[groan]

@ZiggyStardust

I always enjoy your posts. You're the deepest bitch here.

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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."

I am completely serious!

I honestly heart Brit. She is adorable, and as somebody with problems, I draw a lot of inspiration from her obvious strength of character and the recovery that she has made in recent years.

The planet/meteor/star simile comes from Shopenhauer btw - On Writing.

People often try to paint Britney fans as being dim-witted school children. More fool them.

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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 2:50pm.

Great post, but are you being serious or sarcastic?

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I opt for sarcastic.

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 2:50pm.

Great post, but are you being serious or sarcastic?

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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."

Britney Spears is an exceptional talent.

I just adore her voice, and I think that it's a tremendous shame that she doesn't do more to emphasise how strong a vocalist she truly is in her live shows.

Listen to the many recordings of her live, untouched vocals.

It is rare to find such a strong lower register in a female vocalist as young as Spears, and a real treat to listen to something as simple yet painfully beautiful as 'Everytime'.

Britney Spears would not still be around if it werne't for her pure talent and magnetic being. There are plenty of hot blondes who can dance, many of whom release singles and albums- but none can claim to have the lasting appeal of Britney 'Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous' Spears.

Britney has never shone brighter, and her career has never looked so promising. Her successes in the present are many, and the future guaranteed.

Artists can be divided into planets, meteors and stars.

Meteors only capture one's attention for a brief period of time - by the time you look up to appreciate them, they have shot across the sky and out of view.

These are the Lady Gagas and Rhianna's of our world. They shine brightly, but only briefly, before they have slipped from public consciousness.

Then there are planets. They often shine brighter than stars by virtue of their proximity to the earth; morons and idiots often mistake planets for stars for this reason (Bradiful Bitch, I am afraid that you fall into this category - I have no sympathies).

The planets must pass through their orbital tracts though, and eventually fall from view - although they will of course reappear.

The most important features of planets though, is that they shine only from reflected light (from true stars, their contemporaries), that is, the light emitted from true stars whose position is fixed and whose luminosity is a product of their own burning.

These are the Madonnas our time - wretched, tedious, slow moving balls of chilled rock.

And then there are true stars who burn brighter than any other celestial being. Planets borrow their light and bask in it for their own glory, and due to their distance from the earth, it can take many light years for their light to reach us from the original source - themselves.

On rare occasions however, stars are recognised in their own time.

Such is Britney Spears - a true star who far outstrips all of her contemporaries.

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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

I would be more shocked if she sang live. that would throw everyone off and people would start complaining that she can't sing for shit. if I was a Britard, I'd want the lip-synching. do you really think she gives a fat rat's ass that she doesn't sing live? say what you will but people still waste ton$ of money on this mess.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 2:03pm.

So you HATE and think she's useless, ignorant and idiotic

Because YOU don't believe she has vocal talent, or any talent whatsoever? Or that she EVER had any?

WOW just WOW.

First of all EVERYONE has talent, people with more dominant talent obviously have better success.

Is it all a conspiracy that she got into MMC, Star Search, Broadway, NY School of the Arts, and signed at Jive...oh and nominated TWICE at for best vocal performance at the Grammy's?

Let me remind you that there are thousands of blonde girls who CAN sing...so why did they pick her? Did she give them a blow job of something? NO, they picked her because they thought she was talented.

Okay, I respect that despite all that YOU don't believe she's talented, but to HATE her for it, is...odd... Hate her for everything else..hate her because she has awful fashion sense, hate her for having horrible taste in guys, hate her for having an ugly personality, hate her for not always being the best mother, hate her for not having an IQ

don't hate her for going after her DREAM to become a singer

but to hate some for not being talented is weird...

if I dreamt of becoming a actor and succeeded even though you didn't think I was good would you hate me too?

I think Aus has got a Fair Trading Act so consumers would have to be told.

But doesn't Vicki know that they're flying over from NZ to the concert to see britney's bare possum and pill show. No one ever thought it was about the singing.

NO, no sarcasm in previous comment.

She's useless & tired. I don't believe she ever had talent, it was preconceived, formulated bullshit from the beginning.
Hence why I believe she is the most idiotic, ignorant piece of Pop Trash.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 1:50pm.

obviously being sarcastic, but yeah in For The Record...she's singing in studio...

Also many other artists including Moby, Kerry Hilson, and T.I. have complicated her work in the studio...

Proof for you there, but it doesn't really matter what I say, right?

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 1:50pm.

see that sounds like a good guess...but then how do you explain You Oughtta Know and her raw vocals from her demo's?

I don't know.

Maybe I just *want* to believe that she can, for her. Honestly not for her fans, but for herself.

I think it's a more personal thing. I don't think talent is predefined..and I won't HATE HER...if she can't. That's weird to me, like WHY on earth would I hate someone for not being vocally talented...when people are talented in all sorts of ways?

Anyways I'm just going to wait it out and see because I think her 7th album will be a huge factor in her career. Right now she's just playing it really really safe for obvious reasons.

Um, I need physical proof that Shitney does indeed know what a recording studio is and where one os actually located...

She is the Milli Vanilli minus the "model" part of today.

BLOOPINIZAH!

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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.

@ribbontie: It's possible she can't. My OLD friend who winces and squints every time I mention her name - he knows nothing about her.

His first reaction when I explained it was: Well that's easy. She didn't wear her earplugs. And she doesn't train. Between the damage she's done to her ears AND her voice (I played him that Youtube vid - and her faking it puts a lot of strain on her voice) and a lack of consistent training, she just blew herself out.

I thought it could be a pretty good guess.

♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 1:38pm.

if your sick of the auto tune you really have listen to the unreleased tracks from blackout.

but you might not like them because they're mostly ballads.

Eventually this whole auto tune trend will die our and hopefully we'll hear more of her.

She's still in "concert"?

Pfft. SUCKERS!!!

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 1:35pm.

See that's what I would LOVE Britney to do.
Like her Onyx Hotel Tour was amazing because she did that.

And Dream Within A Dream was AMAZING because she was singing live for most of the fast songs too.

I am totally frustrated that Britney doesn't WANT to do it for HERSELF for this Circus tour.

If she honestly can't do it, if she somehow "lost" the voice she once had, fine whatever, but my issue is I think she can, actually I KNOW she can, because I've seen her do it before.

I am frustrated, I hate it, but I love her.

Bob Dylan doesn't pretend to be anything. Jeesh.
Tom Waits? Um, him neither.

♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street

Submitted by ribbontie on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 1:28pm.

But if it turns out Britney doesn't even sing in the studio...that's where I'll draw the line..
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I drew the line at the CONSTANT auto-tune.
And Margaret Cho's studio album...she turned out sounding "great" and the woman can't sing a note to save her life.

♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street

JACK WHITE PRAISES 'AUTHENTIC' BRITNEY

The Dead Weather rocker Jack White has revealed he thinks pop star Britney Spears is more authentic than legendary rockers Bob Dylan and Tom Waits.

Jack White thinks Britney Spears is "more authentic" than legendary rockers.

The Dead Weather guitarist believes the 'If U Seek Amy' hitmaker is more genuine than some of the world's most respected rock stars, including Bob Dylan, because she doesn't pretend to be anything other than a pop singer.

He said: "I don't know if Bob Dylan and Tom Waits are as authentic as I think they are. Perhaps they're not. Sometimes you start thinking that maybeBritney Spears or someone like that who's doing exactly what they want to do in the way that they best know how, is more authentic than any of those people you could mention."
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If you really think about it, it's true.

Britney is not the type of girl who writes a single line in a song and takes credit for it....like some artists.

Britney is not the type of girl who credits herself for producing, choreography, etc, when she doesn't do it. She ALWAYS mentions the name of producers and what not in interviews.

Britney is not the type of girl who gets sent clothes...and claims to have amazing fashion sense.

She takes credit when credit is due. And sometimes she doesn't take enough.

The thing with Britney is when she does something good "it's because of someone else" if she does something bad she get's the blame.

In an interview with Diana Sawyer she told her she thinks she has an "ok" voice.

See, she doesn't claim otherwise.

Submitted by ribbontie on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 1:16pm.
... in fact a lot of 80's artists there are a ton who do it but just don't admit to it.
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See now that's where you're wrong.
In the eighties, lip synching was becoming a popular sport (like karaoke today) and pop/dance artists were just then, more often, expected to dance. (That could have been Madonna's fault who is really just a dancer who sings). But the shows were designed so that dancing and singing were both possible - they were also expected to sing. Sometimes, to really "bring it" they would lip-synch cuz it would be the only way...but then the show would go back to the flow between singing and dancing again...

If anyone in the 80s tried to do a lip-synched show from beginning to end they'd be laughed outta town. Like Milli Vanilli - who came much later.

♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 12:34pm.

PS....I mean do we all remember what a TRAVESTY Milli Vanilli was supposed to be? How did that, suddenly, just become commonplace?

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No the thing with Milli Vanilli is they NEVER even sang the songs in the first place. They were models

Britney DOES sing in studio and on stage. She is essentially a "studio artist"

But if it turns out Britney doesn't even sing in the studio...that's where I'll draw the line..

I will admit, I really liked her when she first came out. Everybody in my middle school was crazy about her. She was entertaining and could dance her ass off. That Britney is long gone and will never be back. You couldn't pay me to go to one of her concerts. One of my friends actually got free tickets and invited me. I said, 'Hell no.' She got them for free and still paid too much. Everybody knows she lip-synchs. Why would you pay money to listen to pre-recorded songs? You can say at home and listen to her cd's for free?
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?

WAIT...Britney lipsyncs?

But..but..all this time..I thought.....

I have no words, what a shocking revelation for such a fan like me...I thought I knew everything about her!

*snort*

Whatever, I sure MOST if not ALL Britney fans are aware this.
It's not exactly her vocal ability that we love about her.

I would pay $1500 if she just sat there stared at us the whole night.

She's right it is our PREROGATIVE.

Also this is probably a good thing... this law...because I feel like some people aren't aware of some artists that DO lipsync. For example before she got caught no one had any idea Ashlee lipped because she claimed she never would.

Or Michael Jackson, Beyonce, Christina, Mariah, Usher... in fact a lot of 80's artists there are a ton who do it but just don't admit to it.

Of course, Britney does it a hella of a lot more, but it's known.

If you're going to point fingers at one...point at them all.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:45am.

Please please please someone post that Britney Youtube clip where she sounds like shit.

You mean her last album?

Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:47am.

Oh stop hat'n you dumb aussies. Your ancestors were all criminals anyways. EAT THAT.

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Actually, they're rather proud of it. Also, they had a Prime Minister get eaten by a shark.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:45am.

Please please please someone post that Britney Youtube clip where she sounds like shit.

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Pffft. Which one? We have a huge selection to pick from.

My personal favorite is her "Ma pussay is hangin' out!

Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 12:55pm.

Milli Vanilli
Baby Don't Forget My Number
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReklDIQS-n8&feature=related
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OMFG! That's HIGHlarious! They were SUCH hot shit back in the day. Eep! At least they're awake.

MK, can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEASE post Milli Vanilli on Brit's birthday?!?!
That would be SSSSSOOOO great. I'm not kidding.

♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street

I will never forget when the record started skipping on Dtown Julie Brown's show. "Blame it on the blame it on the blame it on the..." This still kills me!

That shitty autotune they always use forces no talents like her to lip-synch live. Who would pay to watch her jiggle her hamhocks and shake her trashy weave head around? If she got a decent weave I would let someone pay for me to go, otherwise, no dice!

"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 12:34pm.

PS....I mean do we all remember what a TRAVESTY Milli Vanilli was supposed to be? How did that, suddenly, just become commonplace?

They were sooo good until they got busted (in that speshul 80's way). Brit should really track down who did the lip sync for M.V., offer them a job. Heck she should find out who actually sang their songs!

Gawd help me I just youtubed some vintage Milli Vanilli and I reckon Brit has dun already snapped up their choreographer AND costume designer.

Milli Vanilli
Baby Don't Forget My Number
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReklDIQS-n8&feature=related

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 12:34pm.

PS....I mean do we all remember what a TRAVESTY Milli Vanilli was supposed to be? How did that, suddenly, just become commonplace?

Woooooorrrd. Frigging' phony assholes, raking in the zillions by FAKING it. Sickening.

I actually think it's cool to call out all of these overpaid, underperforming FAKES straight up!

Label them what they are- PHONY.

Make it known to the buyer under no uncertain terms.

Having said that, anybody who would PAY to see Shitney stumble around and do hand puppets DESERVES to get ripped off for the price of their ticket.

I fucking love her.

wait....brit doesn't sing live???? OMG!@!!1

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 12:33pm.

you're right

madonna doesn't lipsynch either sometimes, but her voice is appallingly horrendous

at least lady caca is worth listening acapella

This is why I don't totally hate that no talent-having Jenny-from-the-Block-to-the-L-O . At least her ass doesn't tour.