The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Too Scary For Television
If you haven't heard from some of your loved ones since around 11pm last night, it's probably because they are shivering with fear in their closets and chewing on pant bottoms for nourishment after watching the gore fest that was Kim Zolciak's performance of "Tardy for the Party" on last night's RHOA reunion (part dose).
You know you live in an "all kinds of wrong" world when the FCC has something to say about Janet Jackson's nipple, but horrific shit like this ends up on our TV screens. It took me a few seconds to realize that I was not watching yet another alternate ending for Paranormal Activity.
When you make Heidi Montag look like Michael Jackson/Judy Garland/Elvis rolled into one, it's time to keep your singing voice for shower times only. Actually, scratch that, because bathroom tiles already have a rough deal. Save your singing for the devil.
On a positive note, at least Sheree can cancel her trip to Thailand for that sex age operation, because her dick jumped out of her crotch after this public display of fuckery.
P.S. - Where is the mash-up of "Tardy for the Party" and "Party all the Time" called "Tardy all the Time"?
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bwahahaha this bitch CANNOT be serious...
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That fucking song is so bad! The lyrics are stupid, the beat is boring, and the singing is, well, there is no word bad enough to describe the horror!
And she clunks around the stage like an elephant with no presence or style.
This is nothing but a trailer-trash whore who got lucky enough to be picked for this show.
And I am VERY disappointed in Nene for not sticking to her guns and telling the truth about Kim.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 1:59pm.
OMG! She has a tranny! LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dtuRzUVi4o
That is a riot...I think they need to ditch that woman and hire on the tranny....he looks better and has more personality than she seems to.
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I can't type due to all the blood pouring out of my ears...that was HORRIFIC....please if there is a God why do you let these Housewife Ho's have any shot at fame. Not a one of them is talented or good looking enough to have any attention paid to them, not to mention that is one sorry group of females...yuck!
Fuck her joint. Just gimme them damn boots. I could work them shits better HER!
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Wny won't someone tell this bitch she can't sing? My ears are ringing. Ugh. That was horrible. Can she not hear herself? Her kids must be proud.
This would work good as a torture technique. The truth would spill forth from the lips of even the most hardened terroist after 20-30 consecutive plays of "Tardy For The Party."
Kim has it ALL goin' on:
1: Smug superqueen "MC"
2. NO dance moves
3. She's flat and I don't mean her chest
4."Girlfriends" watching all thinking "bitch please"
5. Polyester Wig of Death
6. Lyrics written by some old school clone who still thinks the Anvil NYC is open
7. No talent
8. Half empty bullet snort-a-bump of cut coke in her knock-off designer bag.
Have I forgotten anything?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
when I think of the number of musically gifted & talented people who could be on that stage I could hurl..
however, this trainwreck shit show is just too funny for words..
hold me. Im scared.
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
I was almost asleep when Kim starting singing Tardy. It woke me up quick. She sounded like shit!
Come on bitches.
@ snowpiece
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Snowy,if a funny sweetheart like you watches it, I guess it can't be that bad! :-)
*licks Snowy's face*
I only watch movies on Turner Classics or HBO. And I also love anything with British humor in it!
fabulously excruciating--i love it! let's face it--a sound track, two back up dancers, and a living room is hardly a recipe for success. let's see nene get her nasty ass up there and entertain us.
Lil rasc, even I can't watch Atlanta, but I do enjoy the NY and NJ "housewives"
*hides*
does anyone know when the next one starts and which hos it's gonna be?
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I love the expression on the fags face -its like hes nodding in a kind of trance like stupor!!!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Are there some people who actually waste their lives watching this crap on TV? :-(
btw: kandi's good people.
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satan in a sunday hat, girl.
P.S. - Where is the mash-up of "Tardy for the Party" and "Party all the Time" called "Tardy all the Time"?
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That was hysterical. That mashup would be the new theme song for some folks.
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I think she KNOWS she can't sing, but it gets her attention so she does it.
My SIL is like that. She will freely admit she is a bad singer, but that doesn't stop her from hamming it up and belting it out at every karaoke opportunity she can manage. She just loves the attention. Seriously.
It's the way my three year old middle child behaves. Negative attention is better than nothing.
ps: obviously the goal was to have a laugh at kim or they woulds just turnt off the bitches mic while the vocal track was going.
i think this may be one of the signs of the apocalypse.
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satan in a sunday hat, girl
That was gross.
i love it when the narcotics kick in.
(penis implants are real? who knew.
can i get a clit implant? because my girlfriend's is bigger than mine).
mmmm, my lips are numb.
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satan in a sunday hat, girl.
jt
Kim dear, when you have a pre-recorded track AND vocals heavy on studio effects, it's always best to let THEM do the singing - especially since you sound like shit.
also, didn't she want to be a cuntry singer? I guess this dumb bitch is so fucking tone-deaf, she can't tell one genre from another!
This talentless middle-aged woman with zero singing or dancing ability and no stage charisma whatsoever is clearly delusional.
All I can say is DWIGHT PENIS IMPLANT
As hideous as that was, it still wasn't as bad as Britney's 2007 VMA performance. The other women look like they want to laugh but at the same time, are a little jealous that she gets to have her dog and pony show.
Did she have MORE work done? WTF is wrong with her face??
Horrible as that performance was it wasn't half as horrible as that host. Could he be anymore TMZ slimy????? Ick!
That was hella uncomfortable and awkward to watch.
FUCK FUCK FUCK, it says I can't watch it from my location, and i feel like I'm really losing sumink important now
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are you kidding me, this is comedy!
omg, the "audience" of her peers all had the if you don't have something nice to say don't say it look.
what is wrong with Bravo, let's hope they don't get into the recording biz. Unless it is canciones de mi corazon by Zoila
It just looks like two old hags singing karaoke and being drunk but the sad thing is that these hags are serious about their "talent"
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Eeeeeek! That was the most uncomfortable thing I've ever seen! Ahhaha. Who ARE these people, and why do they do this to themselves??
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
My asshole was cringing in embarrassment. Why did I click play again?
MICHAEL K. Please be my best friend. This shit is too funny to handle
Tardy indeed.
Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 2:01pm.
I laughed nervously...bitch is serious isn't she?!
It made me very uncomfortable, like when anilmals hump on National Geographic. Ugh.
LOL.. that' s exactly why I did not click on the video. I have a feeling I will be embarrased for her and I just don' t feel like feeling like that today.
that was amazing.
Boooooo
But if you're gonna be there all damn night how can I be late (i mean: tardy), bitch? Have another beer and wait for me! *eyeroll*
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Lady RedBush on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 1:58pm.
I LOVE YOU !hahaha
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I laughed nervously...bitch is serious isn't she?!
It made me very uncomfortable, like when anilmals hump on National Geographic. Ugh.
Woooooooooowwwwwww!
And word to Kandi, if you want your singing career to every be taken seriously from now on, you will not come back to RHOA for another season.
OMG! She has a tranny! LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dtuRzUVi4o
♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
Turdy for the purdy while we're at it.
These ho's are busted.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Wasn't she supposed to be a country singer?
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 1:56pm.
Turdy in the potty more like it
I LOVE YOU !hahaha
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"Turdy in the potty more like it."
HA!!! I love it!
My favorite part is the jackass host sitting on the couch smiling like the movie version of Jethro in the Beverly Hillbillies.
Turdy in the potty more like it.
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Christmas is right around the corner.