Afternoon Crumbs

I couldn't care less about Gwen, Kate or Chris. But, I call BS on this story. I call BS because it is coming from star. STAR!!!!!!!!!!! Please, you can't believe anything these people write. Even if an argument were to take place btwn a couple, how the hell would they know what was said verbatim. They always back up what they write with 'a source close to the stars.' Ugh. I don't believe anything w/o proof.

I don't care what anybody say, Shia is the man. I have loved him ever since his goofy Even Stevens days.

Beyonce needs to take a break. She is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overexposed.

I used to be so fond of NP but she is starting to really annoy the hell out of me. Especially, after than article she wrote equating meat eaters to rapist. WTF? Bitch, sit down.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?

Beyonce needs to sit her ass down. She is so irrelevant.

Beyonce is so possessed. First picture i've seen in awhile where she isn't making her little signs the illuminati people make.

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Disgusting creature, can`t wait to see her on orgish.

He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.

beYONCE is the pertiest white lady in the music bizz (next to Michael Jackson)

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cut my lips off for calling anyone names but beyonce really looks trashy.

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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".

hotmess119's dad.

Beyonce...ummm buy some pants please. thank you

Coma Caca!!

She's a whore.

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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.

Barbado Slim 2008

And PEE-yonce, again demonstrating that she's not that bright, dresses like a dayshift fluffer on a porn movie set.

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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits

Shia is hot - g'dang. Long legs. Classic good looks. Hot man!

Nice camel toe.

Cannot believe Beyonce is taking style tips from trashy Cheryl Cole!!! Rumer Mills was so funny...
http://www.rumermills.com/2009/11/06/beyonce-mtv-cheryl-dress-david-koma...

Cannot believe Beyonce is taking style tips from trashy Cheryl Cole!!! Rumer Mills was so funny...
http://www.rumermills.com/2009/11/06/beyonce-mtv-cheryl-dress-david-koma...

Actually I'd say Kate Bosworth does have a stick up her ass (or maybe she's just hungry?). But you're totally right, she IS the next Fishy.

And being called the next Fishy isn't exactly a compliment (from an acting standpoint). Bitch it means you can't act! But maybe you too can one day get an Oscar because Daddy's friends voted for you.

Oh and I hope, hope, hope that story is true. *Nelson laugh at Goppy*

I call bullshit on the Kate/Chris story. The article says they were "laughing and eating..." Clearly eating is something Bosworth is not capable of doing.

Beyonce=Asexual.

You'll never be sexy, fatass.

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That red shit is about as un-sexy a number as can be. Horrid.

I saw Basement Baby on Jools Holland last night. She wasn't half bad. But she was wearing something straight out of the Goodwill donation bag.

Fishsticks is the new Linda MacCartney

She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'

Kate Bosworth is a thousand billion trillion times prettier than Gwyneth.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Chris and Gwyneth obviously loved each other enough to have two babies and stay together for a while. They are a cute family and should consider carefully before breaking up. The grass is not always greener, and Chris should leave Bosworth alone until he's divorced Gwyneth, and a custody arrangement is worked out. Shameful, and sad.

Exactly how many pics of Katy Perry adjusting her boobs does Egotastic need to make its point? Jesus Christ, I kept scrolling down & scrolling down, thinking it was never going to end. I think if you cut them all out you could actually make them into a cartoon-like flip book & watch the whole scene. Has the guy who runs that website even been with a real woman?

Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 3:32pm.

Yeah, the accent was bad but you should have seen her on the scaffold!

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

I, too, loathe Natalie Portman and lost any shrewd of respect I had for her when I learnt that Little Miss Human Rights Activist signed that petition to free Roman Polanski.

When ıs Beyonce gonna stop hırıng her mama to desıgn her outfıts?!

Cheap ho!

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Hekki,

I've always thought she would do perfectly well modeling for some clothing catalogue, or better yet as a secretary for a nice doctor or dentist up in Long Island somewhere.

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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!

Stoney,

I couldn't get through even a little bit of it. She went to the Jolie school of accents for that one, yet she is a far worse actress than Jolie. On the bright side, she seemed to make Scarlet Johansson look amazing in comparison. I just feel like if you are as terrible as she is at what you do, it means you are not in the right career, and you should stop subjecting people to awfulness.

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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!

madam s.: I too find Natalie Portman insufferable. And a terrible actress. The only nice thing I can say about her is that she is beautiful.

You can just TELL that she's a little snotbag.

Madam, have you seen The Other Boyeln Girl? She was pretty great as Anne.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Beyonce has some loose armpits. It's obscene, really.

Beyonce is calculated. I'm sure this sudden need to express to an audience about her joyfull marriage, is about something else. Just putting that out there.

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Christmas is right around the corner.

Bah, Beyonce always looks like a tranny, Tacky nails, BIG hair, full on make up, high heels cleave&leg&butt and the whole thing...

I actually despise Natalie Portman more than Paris Hilton, and somewhat less than Sarah Palin. I've never heard her prove herself anything other than completely ignorant and delusional, and she is HANDS DOWN the worst actress you will see in a film. I mean, there is just no one who is worse. It's unconscionable that people hire her.

On the other hand, Halle Berry and her family are adorable. Questionable acting skills there as well, but she is certainly an award winner compared to Portman.

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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!

I saw the video of Katy Perry's performance - it was absolutely horrid. Bitch can't sing!

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“You're very eloquent when I'm drunk." -Brian Kinney

MY SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ANKxsSZRs

COVER UP YOUR VAGINA. I CAN SEE YOUR RAZOR BURN.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Gee telling your wife that someone is a younger version of you is cunty to the highest power. Way to go Chris, you out cunted your wife for a change.

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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."

Bouncy does look good, but I don't get what is going on with her cleavage here

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Maybe Chris saw the pic of Gwyneth in tight ankle pegged jeans and stiletto pumps- 80's wear would drive anyone to cheat! If my man shows up in a "Members Only" jacket, I'm gone!

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My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will disprove your faith in man
- Fiona Apple

Kris Allen is a little SQUIRT but I might fuck him if he wanted it bad enough.

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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.

Sickest. fuck. ever.

I saw a link on City Rag for a cat named Anderson Pooper, ha ha! That's a great name.

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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."

Beyonce looks great- wow, her thighs haven't been this small since "Dreamgirls".

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My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will disprove your faith in man
- Fiona Apple

don't make me feel sorry for Goopy now

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Looks like Beyonce lost a lot of weight...

I was like what cheap tranny is it this time...lol, aaaand it's Beyawnce. Looking cheaper than usual. Wow...

"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK