Chupa Fired Taylor!
People is saying that Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe's right hand bitch Taylor Jacobsen was pink-slipped this morning for reasons unknown.
Taylor had this to say on her Twitter page: “Today is an end of an era and a beginning of a new professional chapter. Looking forward to what the future brings…!!!”
Chupa issued this statement: "I lit-ter-ally DIED. Like I'm lit-ter-ally like dead buh-nanas. Like lit-ter-ally I'm dead. Like my heart lit-ter-ally shut it down. It's buh-nanas."
Oh, I'm going to miss that mega bitch Taylor. First of all, nobody can unpack a box like she can (that's a good quality in a person). Second of all, Taylor was the only real bitch around those parts. She rolled threw "fuck that shit" looks at just the right moments and always said exactly what was dancing on my tongue. For example, when Brad was queefing sequins about dressing Anne Hathaway on stage at the Oscars, Taylor said that she'd rather die than do that shit. EXACTLY. Taylor is way too good to be wasting her acts of bitchery on Chupa.
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Taylor was a bitch and started acting even more like a bitch when Rachel wouldn't promote her ass. I haven't seen anything after the Oscars episode (fuck you DVR) but I do recall her being just a smidgen nicer this season. But she still acted like a petulant child.
As long as Brad's still working there I'm fine.
Literally, no one cares.
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Mike, that is the scariest thing I have read all day!
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Harvey's Bristol Cream is what Tina Fey's mother was drinking the night she got pregnant with Tina! According to Tina Fey.
Was it just me, or does Chupa's husband give off a gay vibe? That is all I remember about her show. It did not thrill me much. I liked the freaks on Millionaire Matchmaker better.
Chupa doesn't like anyone upstaging her.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:47pm.
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It's apparently 70's night for my liquor references.
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Who the fuck are these people?
NY Mag says she quit and they're pretty reliable :)
Brad with his steaming up glasses, and whimpy attitude is gross
OMG...Tay! No but seriously I was always on the fence with Taylor- one episode I would really warm up to her personality and snarky attitude and then the next her ingrate behavior would come flooding back in my mind. Oh wells...I do wish her the best though and Rachel too.
oh yeah, that was totally off-topic of me... uumm lemme see...
nah, i don't know who either of these zombies are
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:47pm.
Team V, no complaints from me hor, how about some Harvey's Bristol Creme?
It's apparently 70's night for my liquor references.
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lol, back in the 70s, when my dad was a raging alcoholic, he drank this cherry flavored vodka, Cherry Kijafa. I wish they still made it, I'd like to try it in coke and make his life a living hell in return.
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Team V, no complaints from me hor, how about some Harvey's Bristol Creme?
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:41pm.
sorry, been off for a week. Making up for lost time.
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I don't watch this mess, but I watch the run way shows on cable and Rachel is at all of them, dressed like a kid going through her grannies closet and granny was 8 sizes bigger.
Busted Roadkill.
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I LOVED Taylor. She pointed out the obvious flaws in Chupa's business management skills. She did seem like the only person there with a) a personality and b) a personality I could tolerate. She was the only semi-real acting person on the show.
Yeah she complained, but the Rachel and Brad were like, literally bananas!
*laughing at chirio's comment*
Rachel's FACE looks like bunched up wet toilet paper. USED bunched up wet toilet paper at that.
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Word.
'Bout time "Tay-Tay" quit that bitch.
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Tay Tay did do all the work while Queenie and Zoe pranced around trying to look busy. No wonder bitch was so mad all the time! I have been in those heels myself--you end up doing all the work while the rest of the assholes just show up and get their checks and the perks! I think Tay Tay complained to Chupakabra many times that she needs to to be the responsible one because it is her freakin business!
And, YES! I think Roger is gay too! Or, at least a bi playing on the DL!
Finally Taylor is gone; she should be glad. Now T can acheive something; RZ acted like T's sister not her boss.
Taylor was always whining about quitting so Chupa gave her an early Christmas gift--the gift of UNEMPLOYMENT.
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I don't even know what happened but i'm siding with Chupa on this one. Can you imagine having to work with someone like Taylor and having to see them every day? Complain, complain, talk about how the new guy should be unpacking boxes, complain, talking about wanting to be more involved, complain.....I'd shoot myself after a week.
Being a martyr is not cute and being a cunt is not stylish. Later TayTay. Good luck at Sunglass Hut, because that is probably the only other place you could pull your tweeky bitch fits.
Tay was such a bia and an ungrateful one at that. That being said, she will be missed. I loved to hate her.
jt
first off, she needs to get that fucking over-processed hair out of her eyes - she was literally the biggest hair mess I've seen on TV in a damn decade. that bitchy J.A.P. may be good at what she does, but she needs to seriously up her Xanex dosage if she's going to strike out on her own because no one wants to be dressed by a psycho. she gives me the shakes just watching her cuntiness in action. too bad for her, but we all knew this was coming 'cos everyone knows you can't fight a fashion fag and win!
As superficial as Chupa and Brad are, at least they tried to be nice. Taylor was a bitch bitch bitch.
And what the hell kinda look was Taylor trying to rock there? I never got it. Was it bleached out Valley Girl, or I'm too sexy to do my hair and I'm a rockstar/model look? It never worked either way.
hmmm the background decorations on the bottom are making me confused. its like bunched up wet toilet paper
Coma Caca!!
I hate it when grown-ass people insist on speaking like the high school bitches from Clueless. Of course that shit would only work in a place like Hollywood if your job was to find an outfit that could help some no-talent actress "kill it".
I had to stop watching that mess because I wanted to reach into the television and slap that Taylor bitch to hell and back. She constantly complained about what? Standing around brushing her hair out her eyes? I hope she ends up working in a bank, the worthless cunt.
sorry guys seems like i did a little premature commentating, bananas. literally did tay say that "this will hopefully begin a new professional chapter" is she like, literally saying that zoe inc is unprofessional, like, i die, because she literally implied that.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 8:35pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 7:47pm.
You can never tell. I'm from an old line Episcopal North Carolina family, yet I act like a (secular) Jew from NYC, and of all the places I've lived, I've felt most at home in L.A.
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If she really used the word "bananas" repeatedly...even more reason to dislike her. That word died the day Gwen Stefani used it in a song.
I wish someone would fire that damn spammer. Chupa's arms are looking a little thick.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 7:47pm.
Was Taylor from New York? Because she was sharp. From what I've seen, there really is a difference between East Coast and West Coast sensibilities, and Taylor is WAY too impatient and bitchy to be from LA.
You can never tell. I'm from an old line Episcopal North Carolina family, yet I act like a (secular) Jew from NYC, and of all the places I've lived, I've felt most at home in L.A.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 7:47pm.
Was Taylor from New York?
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No - New York stressed her out, dude.
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Ok, Chupa's 'buhnannas' bullshit makes me violent. It makes me want to stuff a bunanna up her ass and roast her over a spit...If she says that stupid assed kindergarten shit one more time, I'm stuffing her every orifice with candy, hanging her from a tree and let every problem child within my 'hood take a wack at her with a baseball bat...
Oh, yeah...and Taylor was a cunt...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Rachel Zoe is a disgusting bitch.
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