Saturday, November 7th 2009

Mimi Is Too Sexy For Her Jacket

When I was in junior high school, the look of the moment for girls was wearing your winter jacket over the shoulder like it was a damn fur stole or a Pashmina. If you ask me, that shit should only be worn like that if you're about to sing a torch song at a gay cabaret or if you're hustling for johns on the ho stroll in the dead of winter. Or if you're Mimi.

Here's Mimi looking like a butternut squash stuffed into an extra small condom while continuing to shoot the video for H.A.T.E.U. in NYC yesterday.

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I don't think she's fat, but those clothes are way too small. She needs to wear more flattering clothes for her age. And the whole jacket down around the shoulders is way early 90s.

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Whoa - back away from the dinner table....Mariah's going to weigh 500lbs by Wednesday.

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Mariah needs to get clothes in her real size. I bet she's a size 10+.

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Her sense of style is shit.

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As someone mentionned in another thread, ageism is rampant among Dlisters.
Problem with Mimi is that she dresses like a 5$ hooker which is inappropriate at any fucking age.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/07/2009 - 11:09pm.

As tight as she wears her clothes, the under-tit sweat must smell like the Cowboys locker room right after Romo ass raped Terrell Owens.
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Submitted by PeachPie on Sun, 11/08/2009 - 9:53am.

I'll take bets on how long it will take for MooMoo to stop dressing like an 18 year old.
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I'll take bets on how long it will take for MooMoo to stop dressing like an 18 year old.

And no "never" responses. That's too easy.

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I did this when I was a kid. My mom said "You either take the jacket off, or put it on--NOW!!!"
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Bish be stealin' mah thunder...thighs.

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Don't hate, sluts!

You all know Mımı ıs lookıng chunkıly delıcıous and you all want a pıece of that buffet!

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@stake-spike:Whatever happened to Rosie Perez? I remember her being hot shit in the 90s.

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I just saw her on an episode of Law and Order, and she looked 90, so I guess it all fits.

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Mimi needs to become the spokeswoman for Spanx and pack it in.

"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

stake_spike's picture

I always thought the jacket fur stole look was how all the slutty girls wore their jackets. True fact all the Hoocies at my school wore it like that. Even the one time of the year when it would drop to 40, they'd be walking around with their jackets around their shoulders and they're Forever 21/Agaci spaghetti strap tops with the black bra straps hanging out. They always sound like Rosie Perez, if Rosie Perez was Mexican instead of Puerto Rican.

Whatever happened to Rosie Perez? I remember her being hot shit in the 90s.

MickeyHolland's picture

I'd never thought I'd write this, but this outfit is a huge improvement over that black swimsuit she wore earlier. I nearly lost my eyesight because of that one. All in all, I think that the likes of Mimi and Pammie put us 40-something girls to shame. Have some dignity, ladies!

Centaurious's picture

I am convinced that the only person on the face of the planet who can dress like a complete, cheap, bleached-out whore and not only get away with it, but be lionized for it is Dolly Parton.

Mariah, give it up.

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She's 30 years behind Aretha...trust.
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That looks like the snorkel jacket I wore in sixth grade.

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z-listed's picture

Won't ANY of her people tell her how bad she looks? She needs to knock off the "whore-on-the-stroll clothes and start dressing with some class.

Mariah, you can dress beautifully in real clothes and still look sexy and retain your dignity. Besies in those skintight things you look F_A_T!!!

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As tight as she wears her clothes, the under-tit sweat must smell like the Cowboys locker room right after Romo ass raped Terrell Owens.

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Gotta love Mariah, she never disappoints with the crazy.

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be gentle...
It's all in the angles.........

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be gentle...
It's all in the angles.........

pepper's picture

be gentle...
a few days ago she was the size of a whale....

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I get embarrassed for her. I really do.
I hate when she wears her hair flat ironed and stuck to her head.

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Mimi looks like she is having gas pains in the last thumbnail pic.

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she looks like a ham

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As far as Ru Paul impersonators go, she's good, not great.

She'll get better with time.

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kupkake's picture

Her legs amaze me... from the thunder thighs, to the cankles, to the wide hoof feet.

Me thinks Mooriah is a big girl... like tall, big boned... surely Tommy Mottola is glad she left him before the chunk started to amass...

Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

Celebrities do look fatter on the screen and in pictures than in real life. So she may not be fat, per se, be she shouldn't be wearing these outfits because she doesn't look good in them on camera.

kittymuffin's picture

she gives me a toothache

and a i feel like shopping at claire's

angel_i's picture

She ain't huge but with all that money she could stop tryna wear off-the-rack clothing. I mean, Dolly Parton, anyone? She has everything custom made and when she was heavier she still always looked awesome. That's all Mimi needs. She needs to stop dressing like she can't see that junk in her trunk.

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Tigerlilly's picture

Mimi's a little bit fat and so what? I mean, Jebus on a pogo stick! What is the big deal about bein' called a little bit fat? You tell a man (well ok, a straight man) he's a little bit fat, and he'll chuckle and make some lame joke about how he's more man cuz of it ask you to pull his finger then buy you a beer.
You tell a woman she's a little bit fat and HOLY FUCKING SHIT! You may as well have purposely run over her toddler with your Hummer several times before her very eyes...
I mean, you can be a lil' bit fat and still work the SESSAY. You just need to do it in CLOTHES THAT FIT...and in my personal opinion, not so much on the beach in an unflattering and too revealing bathing suit...Uh, no...
To my eye, yeah, I think she'd look better if she lost some chunk, but who gives a rat's hairy ass what I think? I ain't yo mama... I don't pay yo' bills...
Personally, I never thought Mimi was all that. She got a weak jaw and a head too small for her body (proof she ain't sposta be no big girl), but if she wants to strut her stuff, hey, whatevs...I'm sure there are plenty of grateful men out there...Chubby chasers, mostly...I KEED, I KEED...

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Albatross's picture

Bitch, you are too big for those clothes! Somebody needs to give this chick a reality pill. She's delusional as fuck.

ETA: And that flat hair has GOTS to go.

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QueenVelveeta's picture

Let's face it: Mimi is too fat to live. She looks horrid in her clothes.

literarylioness's picture

MooMoo is the same age as me (older by a few months) and whenever I see her outfits, I want to go out and buy a burka. She makes me want to cover myself up from eyes to ankles. I do not think women our age are not sexy, but it the age inappropriateness that bothers me. Women past 25 do not look great in these outfits, unless they are professional hookers working. Even Madonna, who is fighting time tooth and nail, does better than MooMoo in age appropriate fashion choices.

literarylioness's picture

MooMoo is the same age as me (older by a few months) and whenever I see her outfits, I want to go out and buy a burka. She makes me want to cover myself up from eyes to ankles. I do not think women are age are not sexy, but it the age inappropriateness that bothers me. Women past 25 do not look great in these outfits, unless they are professional hookers working. Even Madonna, who is fighting time tooth and nail, does better than MooMoo in age appropriate fashion choices.

Husbands_and_Wives's picture

This is her style. She's not going to start dressing like your average 40 year old just because she's getting older. Anyway she married a younger man so she wants to stay attractive for him.

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Submitted by ViVee on Sat, 11/07/2009 - 4:51pm.

I beg your pardon? I suggest you back up the train a bit. I wasn't referring to you but if you decided I was, then you should take a look at yourself, honey. I smell a HUGE guilty conscience and it isn't mine.

And I'm back to add this: now that YOU brought it up, your comment was definitely ignorant and so was your reply to what I said even though it wasn't directed at you. Good job. *golf clap*

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ViVee's picture

Sugarcunt, go fuck yourself!