Saturday, November 7th 2009

There Must Be A Good Explanation For This

On the left is Sammy Sosa at an event back in December of last year. On the right is the same person at the Latin Grammy Awards in Las Vegas on Wednesday night. THE FUCK is right!

Sammy must have an explanation that makes some kind of sense. Either: a) This is Sammy's idea of a Michael Jackson tribute. b) Sammy was attacked by a zombie and is well on his way to becoming one of them. c) Sammy has a skin condition. d) Sammy has straight-up lost his mind.

I'm tempted to go with D, because that explains why his eyes also look like they've been doused in bleach. I CAN'T!

You be the judge and the jury! Below are pictures of Sammy and his wife (who looks like a Khloe Kardashian/Gloria Estefan hybrid) at the Latin Grammys this past week. I also threw in some pictures of darker Sammy at a People event this past May.

VIA Deadspin

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I still cant get over this shit. I'm still shocked by it. I googled Sammy Sosa last night. He was a nice looking guy in his prime. And for those talking about the sun and "tans"— shutup! He's a brown skin guy, Brown people NEVER get so pale naturally. This is surgery right here. and the eyes, Those eyes are FAKE. Theres no evidence of this man having light eyes. They popped up overnight. I cant believe how insane this man must be. He was paid millions and millions of dollars just to play ball, and all that time he had no real sense of value or self worth.
Me, I cross the street when I see any Afro-Cubans or African Dominicans heading my way. Most of them are like A-Rod, they want the lightest or Whitest Woman as a status symbol. Kate Hudson isn't even White enough for A-Rod. Hes on the lookout for something whiter-trust.
I shouldn't be surprised at all by this given the self hatred I know most of them are harboring. But for Christ sakes, it looks BAD. He looks like hes in the morgue!

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literarylioness's picture

He looks rather spotty. I think it is a skin condition, but that does not explain the lighter eyes. We need Detective LaToya to figure this out. Speaking of steroid use, Mark Maguire looks like a fish now. Seriously, he should be the poster boy for why steroids will screw you up. One look at him and any little leaguer would give up the bat and glove.

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feckless's picture

He's just trying to take the heat off his wife's chronic bitch face.

MickeyHolland's picture

There are some patches around his mouth and on his chin, so maybe he does have a skin condition? I personally think that his face drew a blank when he saw the suit that his wife had layed out for him ("It's the recession, dear, and the garbage bags were on sale.")

Manimal5's picture

Bezzballz bin berry good to me.

Provolone's picture

Submitted by overtmz on Sun, 11/08/2009 - 12:23am.

1) A hat would of been covering your face.

2) Steroids have nothing to do with skin tone. Barry bonds and the entire NFL is still a shade lighter than Wesley Snipes.

3) I agree with the posters that say he wants to be white.

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Provolone's picture

Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/08/2009 - 12:17am.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 11/08/2009 - 12:14am.

Muah!

pssst actually, we're more like kiwis... the next door neighbours and all that.

The country with immigration standards? gotcha ; D

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overtmz's picture

sorry about the repeat posts

overtmz's picture

my hands and face are a little lighter than pics of Sammy tan. My legs, feet, abdomen, etc are MUCH MUCH LIGHTER than my hands/face because they don't get nearly as much sun. They are pretty pale in fact.

If I played ball like he did, I would have been his color. Later after stopping I would revert to a MUCH lighter shade.

NONETHELESS steroids may have something to do with it.

overtmz's picture

my hands and face are a little lighter than pics of Sammy tan. My legs, feet, abdomen, etc are MUCH MUCH LIGHTER than my hands/face because they don't get nearly as much sun. They are pretty pale in fact.

If I played ball like he did, I would have been his color. Later after stopping I would revert to a MUCH lighter shade.

NONETHELESS steroids may have something to do with it.

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/08/2009 - 12:17am.

bwwahaaahaa! I was about to say expect TITS to show up in 3,2..

OT: Who is Sammy Sosa?

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TITS's picture

Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 11/08/2009 - 12:14am.

Muah!

pssst actually, we're more like kiwis... the next door neighbours and all that.

XD

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/07/2009 - 11:54pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 11/07/2009 - 11:44pm.

Aussies think just like Canadians, except counter-clockwise
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We do not! It just looks that way because we're upside down. Although... we do think about bacon a lot, so I might be wrong.

...and beer, you both think a lot about beer. And violent sports, rugby=hockey. Weird animals, kangaroos=pamela anderson. Never been to Australia, but Canada rawks in my opinon! So its a compliment ; )

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This is creeping me out. Specifically b/c of the eyes being so light as well.

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Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 11/07/2009 - 11:44pm.

Aussies think just like Canadians, except counter-clockwise
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We do not! It just looks that way because we're upside down. Although... we do think about bacon a lot, so I might be wrong.

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Provolone's picture

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/07/2009 - 11:32pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 11/07/2009 - 11:22pm.

i heard he wears one sparkly batting glove now
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Racialist! *crosses self.. shakes head* What would the Aussie's think!?

Aussies think just like Canadians, except counter-clockwise

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Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 11/07/2009 - 11:22pm.

i heard he wears one sparkly batting glove now
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Racialist! *crosses self.. shakes head* What would the Aussie's think!?

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boomsy's picture

Ok, so the pic I was looking at didn't show up; you have to scroll through the pics to see the one I was talking about...

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boomsy's picture

His eyes are pretty light in this pic, so I don't think it's contacts...no explanation for the skin, though. All I can say is WOW. And even if he IS paler from not being in the sun as much, it's certainly not going to be THAT significant. Anyhoo, here's the pic I was referring to...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/07/sammy-sosas-skin-photos-p_n_349...

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Provolone's picture

i heard he wears one sparkly batting glove now

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This is more confusing than that time he forgot how to speak English while being questioned about steroids.

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Dgrin's picture

his skin color before has such a lovely complexion,If this isn't some disease I can't believe someone would do something so self hating,he just looks like a dead muppet.the white highlights all the weirdness in his face when before he was a fine brother.I also tan like hell during summer to the point of people thinking I'm not Caucasian anymore but there is no way the before could have been all tan.

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So when a man does it, it's everyone's business

But when a woman does it, nobody cares.

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jimmy77's picture

I think since he's not playing ball, he's not out in the sun as much, so he's not as dark.

DLucyAnn's picture

He looks like he's been very sick. For a long time.

I mean what's next, a nose job? Bad form, Sammy.

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overtmz's picture

overtmz

possibly made more conspicuous with photoshop

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overtmz

possibly made more conspicuous with photoshop

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overtmz

possibly made more conspicuous with photoshop

MrPossumsMama's picture

Vitiligo doesn't miraculously affect your entire face. It usually has a patchy distribution. I bet he's going for a full-scale, deep-level treatment with phenol, which is a carcinogen. Or maybe laser resurfacing. He was hotter before, IMO.

Provolone's picture

Does vitilago just spring up on you in your late 30's early 40's?? Cause he never had it before, to my knowledge.

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Grace Disful's picture

@ Manimal-- love the Ramones! Now Sammy's gonna have to live his life again!

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

DeeDee's picture

WTF are you doing to yerself, Sammy?

Slutleena's picture

His eyes were never that light. He's wearing contacts in two of those pics. If he's that dark in May I didn't know there was a lightening process that happens that quickly. If he has vertiligo I hope he speaks up about it.

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