Here's Jude Law and his hot-piece-in-waiting strolling down the streets of Manhattan looking like the fanciest couple in Gayville picking up their extra-fancy Thanksgiving outfits. You know, if you take a quick sniff of Wite-Out and wink, Jude and his assistant sort of look like twins. Like a before & after Rogaine ad.

I also threw in a few pictures of Jude giving the air a good salad tossing yesterday afternoon.

Earlier, I posted a blind item about a celebrity who loves to spike their Thanksgiving dishes with shit that makes you see hundreds of twinkly stars around you. Well, this right here should be one of their main attractions. And it's legal!

O'Casey's Tavern in NYC is bringing all the drunks to their bar by serving 100 proof turkey on Thanksgiving. The bar's owner Paul Hurley says it has taken him three days and several bottles of fruit flavored vodka to get the turkey ready for its final cooking. Isn't that nice of Paul to get that bird boozed up before throwing it in the oven?

Paul said a serving of his vodka turkey won't get you drunk, but it might leave you humming.

Since Thanksgiving is tomorrow, I don't have time to whip this drunk bird up. So I guess I'll just do the next best thing by serving a few dozen bottles of vodka and a pack of Oscar Mayer sliced turkey.

.....And we're back to this again! CBS needs more people, because on The Early Show this morning, they completely proved Glamberace's point that there is a double standard when it comes to doing gay stuff on TV.

During The Early Show's interview with Glamberace, they aired his dude-on-dude kiss at the AMAs but made sure to put a lube stain over it so the children out there wouldn't turn gay. A few beats later, they aired the infamous Cheeto-on-Vadge kiss without censoring it.

In that same interview, Glamberace said, "I think that if it had been a female pop performer doing the moves that were on the stage, I don't think there would be nearly as much of an outrage. At all. Like I said, there were other performers doing risque things. I think it's because I'm a gay male, and people haven't seen that before."

You know how much time we've all wasted on this "what's suitable for TV" bullshit? We should just drop the FCC off at the bus station and wave goodbye. Then we should throw all the black boxes, beeps and blur dots into the trash can. That way dudes can kiss dudes, chicks can kiss chicks and we all can around with our nipples out. Weeeeee!

And if that isn't going to work, then how about we just blur everything on TV so no one gets offended. Actually, most of you drunk ass bitches already stumble through life in a blur, so it wouldn't be that much of a difference. Clip of "the blur" below:

UPDATE: CBS issued this bullshit statement, "The Madonna image is very familiar and has appeared countless times including many times on morning TV. The Adam Lambert image is a subject of great current controversy, has not been nearly as widely disseminated, and for all we know, may still lead to legal consequences."

via TMZ

Hairy Potter is topless, wet and wearing a terry cloth poodle skirt - Towleroad

RiRi looking like a member of GLOW (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Tila Tequila as you've NEVER EVER seen her! I'm joking, this is how you've only seen her - Egotastic!

Posh is just like us! She returns shit after wearing it once - Popsugar

The massive amounts of Twitard jizz shooting through the theater must have caused Stepford Katie's hard drive to temporarily malfunction - Lainey Gossip

Details' guide to the gay douchebag (their words) - Just Jared

I don't have a La Toya Jackson clue who Emilia Attias is, but her brows are making me weak - Hollywood Tuna

Kelly Osbourne was robbed by the Mormons! - SOW

To be fair, incest-talk doesn't really go with yams and stuffing - Hollywood Rag

Thankful for nipples - Cityrag

Poor Roman Polanski will have to suffer in his fancy Swiss chalet - Celebitchy

What in the hell is this trick wearing? - Holy Moly!

Sorry, Alexis Arquette, The Misfits do not need another member - ICYDK

Shane West got drunk and fell down. It will happen to all of us this weekend. - I'm Not Obsessed

Queef Latifah's perfume probably smells like moth balls and panty crust - Socialite Life

(Thanks Joan)

We’ve been saving this one for Thanksgiving time and you should know this story happened last year at a certain Celebrity’s Thanksgiving table. It’s no secret to the guests that came, but we still thought it was pretty interesting/strange and wanted to share it. Last year, this actress who has bragged about her cooking skills in the past, made a great Thanksgiving dinner for her friends and family. The dinner had a theme: Each guest was asked to bring a side dish laced with their favorite recreational drug of choice. The dinner was a hit, and full of crazy antics afterwards. Not Eva Longoria. (BuzzFoto)

Sandra Lee? Obviously! I'm just mad that she doesn't go on her show and teach us how to make tangy crackberries, Vicodin mash with meth gravy and Ecstasy pie.

Which up and coming Twilight actress lied about her background and said she lost her birth certificate so she would qualify for her part? She has told everyone she is adopted and Native/First Nations, but in reality has biological parents who raised her and is most definitely not Native/First Nations. (CDAN)

Well, when you Google "native american Twilight actress," the name Tinsel Korey pops up. So I'll guess her.

This is the fourth time this actress has had her breasts done. The first time was supposed to be a simple enlargement. After kids she had them done a second time. While many women have breasts that don’t match perfectly, hers were so lopsided that she had to wear an insert to even them out. The third time, the breasts were evenly sized, but looked rather cross-eyed if they weren’t taped into position. Now they’re perfect. But don’t expect her to disclose any of this any time soon. She’s had plenty of other plastic surgeries, and still denies, denies, denies she’s ever had any work done. (Blind Gossip)

Demi Moore, Nicole Kidman or Tommy Girl

Let's all celebrate Thanksgiving early by biting into Ric Flair's overcooked ham. And you can wash it all down by drinking up the curdled leche running down his thighs.

Somewhere in the world, Paula Deen is soaking in a tub full of melted butter thanking Cheesus that this was not the ham she was hit with.

Here's more pictures from The Fat Old Turkey Showdown which happened in Australia yesterday.

It's a good thing Miley Cyrus is still around, because how else are little girls going to learn that wearing pants is optional now that the Trannycat Dolls are about to get euthanized.

According to Page Six, Nicole Scherwhateverwhocares is hitting the "ignore" button whenever the other trannycats call. Basically, Nicole wants to be the new Beyonce and the other trannies get the message.

A source said, "It is war. They have broken up for good. None of the other girls are speaking to Nicole, who they believe took the limelight, then went off to do her own thing."

Maybe Nicole realized that she no longer wanted to make superficial bubble gum fart music for strippers and toddlers alike to shimmy to. Nicole wants to go back to making meaningful music with thought-provoking lyrics. You know, the kind of John Lennon-approved music she made with Eden's Crush:

And since 99.999999% of you stopped reading at "Miley Cyrus," I can admit that I actually bought this CD at Sam Goody in broad daylight.

Baby Smiley continued her mission of turning all of us into chola beauties by taking her Sharpie to Sandra Bullock's eyebrows on Lopez Tonight last night. Sandra agreed to the chola makeover, because she said she wanted to become "more Latin." I was waiting for my abuelita's chankla to hit her and George Lopez in the mouth after that was said.

When Sandra came out as "La Nalgona," an oldies song didn't play in my head and I didn't flinch like a hot razor was about to slice my cheek open. You know, Sandra's canvas just doesn't have what it takes to pull off the chola look. Sandra looked more like a deflated Michaela Romanini:

And if you can't look like a chola who can give a ten-week hickey in five seconds, then you might as well look like Michaela Romanini. So Sandra should keep up the makeover.

Below is a clip of Sandra's transformation from a plate of boiled watercress to the homegirl version of Michaela Romanini:

(Thanks to all who sent this in)

Courtney Love packed up her shopping cart and took her acts of crackery from the House of Twitter to her new home at Facebook. Courtney really hasn't missed one beat. Movieline posted a couple of Courtney's horrifically amazing rants about her ex-boyfriend Edward Norton and Brit Brit Spears.

First up is Ed Norton. According to Court, Ed's shit logs have curly moustaches and regularly tie innocent damsels in distress to train tracks. Just smile like this makes sense:

IF something happens to me, NO my will is NOT at Greenberg Glusker, that will is FORGERY…i created a new one per lISA FERGUSONs attorney who cannot be FOUND but that needs altering as it has Edward in it and Norton doesn’t have a CLUE how evil his own BM is he wont fuck a future Senator/Film Actor but hell purposfully refinance Kim Cobains Property i bought her cash outright, for the 12th time using a phony address due to some fuck up on some Bogus “ART FORM OF THE CH 13” R TODD used, leavng KIM COBAINS PROPERTY REPOS…SESED< “you have an hour to get your things” wtf did Kim Cobain do to YOU… so its best to never tell let alone kiss and trell i m shcoked at myself i never kiss and tell unless im really mad at an ex for like LOSING 300,000$ of my kid hes supposed to be paternal abouts money, oh yeah Norton just LOST 300k.

When is Rosetta Stone going to come out with a Courtney Love version, so that most of us can fully understand her crackisms?

If your eye holes aren't filled with barf, continue on to Court's claim that Daddy Spears child touched Our Ladies of Cheetos:

britneys dad molested her , imagine the father that molested you owning you for slavery while your forced to sing songs picked for thier sexual content every night, insane right? i have it on First had authority, and fight as hard as she is and does she still didnt pull that card, its a pride thing i can relate to, However they want to play dirty, lets go, Im SO not affraid of the little trolls who hit this when i was fucked up who are called lawyers. lets GO.

Courtney's lawyers, The Offices of Crack and Pipe, aren't going to like this. Although, Court does have it on First had authority, SO she has no reason to be affraid.

And what does Frances Bean Cobain think of all of this?

There you go.