THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT

And this time I mean it in a good way. Jared Leto is 37-years-old and dude looks like he still gets carded for cigarettes in most states. Yes, he's wearing one of Johnny Depp's old ensembles from 21 Jump Street and he's trying to summon the unicorns with his "Ode to the Magical Forest" hair, but I don't mind it. I also don't mind that he looks he should be hooked up to an IV full of Ensure. If we were both on Survivor, we could rub our twig legs together to start a fire and save the entire tribe!

Here's Peter Pan Catalano with his bandmates in Los Angeles yesterday.