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In case you missed it, here's the Twilight parody that aired on Saturday Night Live last night starring Taylor Swift and Bill Hader (who became one with RPattz's "I'm trying to take a poo through my peen hole" face)
Taylor isn't about to win an Oscar for triumphing as Lady Macbeth anytime soon, but that's why she almost nailed Kristen Stewart as Bella. Well, in order to completely perfect her impersonation of Bella, Taylor would've needed to get a lobotomy with a cardboard box, but she still mastered Kristen's lip chewing and hair tucking. For real, how is it possible that Kristen's lip doesn't look like it just finished a make-out session with piranha.
And Kanye West wasn't able to let go of his CAPS LOCK key long enough to make a cameo last night, but he did come up in Taylor's opening monologue song. Here's that shit below:



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You have got to hand it to that girl. So poised, so funny. Good for her.
Wow she looks like a completely different person with brown hair. Good either way but her eyes look less possum as a brunette.
And I don't know what you're talking about MK she was a thousand times better than any young Hollywood "actors".
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Love Taylor! I love that she acts her age and doesn't go around dressing and acting like a slut and isn't drinking and drugging. She also has humility, something that a lot of her teen peers could use a good dose of (Miley!). I think she was great on SNL.
I watched this. I think she's a cute girl. She just seems nice. And her imitation of Shakira was awesome. She did a great job, I thought.
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Well that was a waste of time but wow, she looks very good with brunette hair!!
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Sweet kid, but she sings off key live. Her singing on SNL was almost as bad as Shakira, who suffers from that problem too. I loved when Taylor did her imitation of Shakira. Too funny.
She looked like Megan Fox in that preview last night. That ain't a compliment, btw. Taylor is cute though. A little unnaturally skinny, but could be youthful skinny too.
She looks like a praying mantis.. just sayin..
Show was cute, but she can't sing to save her life.
Gorgeous girl though.
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Taylor seems sweet but as far as her music...she sings the most cheesy fucking music ever. Her songs are the same shit over and over.
Don't like the girl, she can't fool me that she didn't know what a swastika was or didn't see it, sorry.
Very Funny. Love Tay. :)
That was not very funny.
She is very sweet, but I don't know if she has the makings to be more than a tween star.
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I think her singing is fucking terrible but before she became the tween star, she had a hit record on country and no one even thought of her as being similar to a product of Disney.
She writes her own songs, plays guitar. She hosted SNL and was pretty darn funny. I think she has a good start at breaking out of tweendom.
I've seen interviews with her before and she seems very poised, smart, and actually has a good sense of humor. She doesn't come off as the dumb cunt like Miley Cyrus does.
If I am to like her because of her craft than I say, "No Thanks."
IMO...she has no talent as a singer. I don't know her as a person so I wont ASSUME she's sweet and so great.
It sucks that she got treated poorly at an awards show that has no credibility, but I will not buy into the "she's so sweet & is a good sport" band wagon. No thanks.
That Firelight skit was funny, however.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
She is very sweet, but I don't know if she has the makings to be more than a tween star.
I know its mean but I totally see the whole rat reference.. On the other hand, I think she looks great with straight brunette hair!
Even when she was blonde, I was still amazed how much she looks like the vampire boy she is dating (the one named Taylor). With the brunette wig, it's spooky.
Her singing is painful but she has good comedic talent.
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Submitted by Meggz on Sun, 11/08/2009 - 5:27pm.
Am I the only person who finds her face rather unattractive? Her eyes remind me of Jocelyn Wildenstein for some reason.
Well, I can't remember if it was my brother or my mom who said this, but one of them thinks she looks like a rat. LOL. Personally, I think she's pretty, and she seems like she has a good head on her shoulders. She's not skanky and she's not a hillbilly moron like Miley Cyrus. Her music is bland as all hell, though.
that monologue song was horrible, but she's a sweet girl
Meh, it was ok, I guess...just couldn't stop thinking she looks a lot like Mila Jovavich or however you spell her name with that dark hair; not a bad look for her.
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She looks like Kristen Bell in the Twilight Spoof.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 11/08/2009 - 5:50pm.
What character was Bill Haber? Surfing instructor? Can't remember anyone with green face, tee hee. :-)
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Welcome. Bill Hader played Jason Segel's character's brother, the one who kept telling him what a moron he was.
That was pretty funny. I like Taylor well enough, she seems like a sweet girl. Her music isn't really for me, but I can dig that she is young and seems to have a good head on her shoulders.
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Idk but I REALLY REALLY like her! I seriously admire the girl, and she's my age :)
She's just amazing in every way.
Kanye is SO WRONG. Taylor deserves her success!
Taylor's music really bothers me. As a person she comes across as sweet.
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I like Taylor, she seems like a nice girl. Hope her stardom doesn't get into her head.
Submitted by Sensimina on Sun, 11/08/2009 - 5:57pm.
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The Fox News skit was hella funny:
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(Caught the monologue) Taylor is beige but I like her, she's professional. She doesn't offend me at all. She's, obviously, got a sense of humour. She's cool in a "whatever" kinda way.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Sun, 11/08/2009 - 5:50pm.
I don't know Angel, SNL sucks pretty bad so I'm not surprised she got the job based on that.
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I've seen "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" twice, and I remember Russel Brand, Jason Segel and Kristen Bell. What character was Bill Haber? Surfing instructor? Can't remember anyone with green face, tee hee. :-)
I don't know Angel, SNL sucks pretty bad so I'm not surprised she got the job based on that. I drew a HILARIOUS thing making fun of Twilight one drunk day, someone get ME a comedy job ;)
Anyway, how u been?
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Kristen Stewart may not have the talent of....say....Meryl Streep, but Taylor Swift?? She's a big ZERO in my book. Very little personality or talent. She's definitely what Kelly Osbourne got called (unfairly) on Dancing With the Stars: Beige.
Submitted by Sensimina on Sun, 11/08/2009 - 5:30pm.
My turds do funnier Twilight parodies while they float around in the toilet.
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Even my bitch din't do a great parody...but I'll bet it was better than this (that I can't see, not so sadly):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLqNjlx6-MM
Lisa Nova plays RPattz and she got a job on MadTV just by making these vids (she made better ones, fersure)
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