Australia Is Not Happy With Brit Brit
Last week, an Australian official named Crocodile DUHdee warned her citizens that they might be disappointed after spending hundreds of dollars on tickets to Brit Brit's show, because she doesn't sing live. Well, she was proven right after about 200 fans walked out of Brit Brit's show on Friday night in Perth. One disappointed audience member said the show was "boring" and "stiff." Another audience member who paid $148 for her ticket added, "It was so impersonal. She did not interact with her audience."
Popeater reports that Brit Brit' tour promoter queefed at the claims and laid all the blame on the Australian media for trying to take our little Cheetoling down. He issued this statement: "Britney is aware of all this and she's extremely upset by it. She's a human being. I'm embarrassed, with such a big international entourage here with Britney, to be part of the Australian media when I see that kind of totally inaccurate reporting."
Maybe they should print some kind of disclaimer on all tickets. But instead of warning people of the obvious (that she moves her mouth to a track), they should print this: YOU MUST BE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SOMETHING MIND-ALTERING BEFORE YOU ENTER THE VENUE. If those 200 people were bonged and boozed, they probably would've had the time of their lives. They also would have mistaken Brit Brit for Kim from Kath & Kim, but that would have been a very good thing.
Here's Brit Brit trolling around Australia the other day. You can tell she's got the sads, because her weepy chichis look like they could use a Kleenex, a hug and an upper.
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Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 11:48pm.
"$148 for a ticket to see Shitney"
For a BOOT CLAPPING WEAVE SLAPPIN Hillbilly!
*puts on brown zip up boots from Florschiem*
Not worth it at any price!!
"Disney has been exploiting little girls for teen money since way back in the day. Annette, Sally Fields, etc."
Well, Sally Field, last I heard, is still working. "Brothers & Sisters"?
"$148 for a ticket to see Shitney"
Wasn't a Hannah Montana concert worth a thousand smackers?
Slow news day, but whatever. It's not like a shitload of our men are getting shot over for our freedom. Oops!
Man, I got a bleak sense of humor.
MK, do a news story about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, because that "New Moon" is coming out shortly, and those two are just famewhoring it up like nobody's business. They're part of a franchise for little kids, so I guess we're encouraging them to be obsessed with gossip. Pardon me, I'm gonna take an oily orange shit on a picture I have of them.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 12:40pm.
Britney Spears is following her own path, and listens only to her inner voices.
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i am totally with you about voices in her head , but can you do the same with hermann hesse "Steppenwolf" cuz that would be awesome !!!!!!
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ZiggyStardust - Lynne Spears, we know that's you defending your daughter.
How about you concentrate on the subject at hand rather than insulting my country?
Miming aside, (even though this relates to my next comment) the fact that she provides NO jumbo screen for fans who are at the back or further away than 15 rows, is fucking outrageous and unfair for people who have given their hard-earned money to her.
Yeah, most people were aware she mimes and always has, and that's fine. If they want to go, they can go.
However, what's the point of seeing someone when they have their back to you and only appear like a dot in the distance?
Oh yeah. And don't insult Australia, if I didn't make that clear already.
If Pink and Lady Gaga can dance around on stage and STILL bust some moves, so can Britney. She gets paid a shitload to multitask. Fucking multitask.
Everyone knows this fucktard can't sing. Whoever spends that much money on a britney spears ticket is an idiot.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 2:39pm.
that video was so damn annoying.
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Submitted by sharoninshape on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 3:52pm.
It about time someone get on her for her lack of talent. This woman can't sing nor dance. babies like Miley , Taylor write their own music and they sing live at concert
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I don't think you're right about Miley - Cyrus or Vanilli.
We had a clip on her a few months back of Miley Cyrus on stage and she did this weird thing where she snuck back on stage and this double came out dressed as her in a wig with a pink costume. Definitely all lip synched.
Miley is just another Disney machine destined for the same sad fate as Britney. Disney has been exploiting little girls for teen money since way back in the day. Annette, Sally Fields, etc.
Of course everyone is ignoring the obvious-Britney doesn't sing at her concerts because she can't sing. Her songs are just techno'ed out and doctored up. Never had talent. She used to have an ass, but she's beat down now. She was just a girl with the Disney machine behind her. Disney could create a career behind any girl.
Fat ugly cow won't be looking like Kylie when she's 42. What's that crap on her jeans. Stupid bitch can't even keep herself clean while walking around the streets. Whatever britney. Its your "prerogative" to shave your head, drive an expensive car into a pool, never do anything nice for anybody but yourself and walk around with your bloody pad hanging out. But people aren't exactly going to like you for it. Stop your whingeing and whining.
It about time someone get on her for her lack of talent. This woman can't sing nor dance. babies like Miley , Taylor write their own music and they sing live at concert. Beyonce do more dancing and performing than her yet she sings Live. There is no excuse for her lipsync, Glad her fans are waking up.
Speaking of australia, live and performance in this clip (IT'S AWESOME JUST WATCH IT) it looks like brits body guard is one of the tasty tasty dancers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Z699VsxJo
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Submitted by MissLoveInTx on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 1:08pm.
It's the "Ihz Can Wave Mah Handz" tour! Not "Ihz Can Sing and Wavez Mah Handz Too!" Show!!
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LMAO!
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"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
"Britney recognises that she is her own woman though, strong of thighs as she is heart."
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"Britney has abandoned following scripture and doctrine - be it in her hygienic, maternal or professional life."
*falls off chair*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Umm..since when has her lip syncing been "news"?? It's the "Ihz Can Wave Mah Handz" tour! Not "Ihz Can Sing and Wavez Mah Handz Too!" Show!!
At least Britney doesn't try to defend it anymore.
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Nice food stain on your jeans you fucking window licking moron.
Seriously, she's 26, 27?? Years old and she still cannot eat without getting food all over herself? Jesus.
And those boots. Damn. I can smell them from here.
*vomits*
TEAM AUSTRALIA!!!
"I'm glad they walked out tho...THAT is the help she really needs. Standing around applauding her lackluster performances is not helping ANY of us."
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Exactly! Purchasing tickets and cheering for her when her performance is awful and she obviously doesn't give a shit is just telling her and others in the industry that we will still pay to see them regardless. That they don't even have to try anymore. Maybe if more people walk out and stop giving her money she will realize I need to either shape up or retire.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 12:51pm.
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"altar"
Like Britney, ferinstance?
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"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
Old people who approach the young uttering: 'come over here, I have something to show you,' are beyond redemption in my view.
A pox on Madonna, and all those who sacrifice their eternal souls at her liver-spot alter.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 12:40pm.
As Spears sings:
There's only two types of people in this world,
The ones that entertain,
And the ones that observe.
I only listen to what Madonna sings cuz I'm old like that:
Hey Britney - you say you want to lose control
(Come over here I got sumthin' to show ya)
Hey Britney - I'd rather see you bare your soul
(Take your best shot come and show me what you got.)
She needs to work on that part.
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"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
Well, you know, I think I'd like to hear GODNEY's dissertation on The Cheetard of Oz.
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Bottom-feeder.
Why do fatty girl rednecks wear those 70's Frye boots? It makes her legs look chunkier and even shorter. Miss Piggy with no neck.
@Ziggy: Member how Siddhartha's son turned out?
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"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
Britney Spears is following her own path, and listens only to her inner voices.
Her direction is her own; not Australia's.
Ignoring for a moment that Australia's cultural output has always been abysmal - their scientific and philosophical works are also lacking, the latter possibly explaining why they have reacted to harshly to Brit (ignorance) - I wouldn't expect Britney to take heed of anybody's advice other than her own.
As Spears sings:
There's only two types of people in this world,
The ones that entertain,
And the ones that observe.
I suggest that Australia concentrates on their strengths (Summer Heights High?) and refrains from offering unsolicited advice on how to best entertain to an entertainer.
Somebody mentioned how shameful lip-synching is in Europe. Hardly. Spears is a European spirit, in that she vastly prefers to thrash out her own path, well off the beaten track.
In a way, she reminds me of Hermann Hesse - or should I say, the protagonist of his spiritual biography Sidharrtha.
Like Spears, Sidharrtha was the cream of the cream in his social circle - the Brahmins. Spears being the Queen of Pop and Entertainment, artist without precedent, top selling artist of the previous five years across all genre and medium.
The protagonist shares Hesse's discontent - though the violence and psychopathy is hidden throughout, in Spears it appears to be present, though thankfully vanquished presently by her indiminishable spirit and reliance, - and leaved the life of studying the Vedas to become a Samara and eventually potential pupil under the Buddha.
Track Brit's journey from Louisanna to LA, where she will have encountered many 'Buddhas' who preach a path that is their own and expect Brit to follow it as they have done.
Britney recognises that she is her own woman though, strong of thighs as she is heart. Like Sidarrtha refused refuge in the Buddha's family of monks, so Spears has refused the media elite who are intent on subscribing their own warped values of proper action upon her.
She cannot find peace by following Adnan's advice, nor her Dad's. The advice of the Austrailians is similarly worthless, as it has not been derived from her own heart.
Hence, any attempt to criticise her and attempt to make her conform to a a social elite's expectations are futile.
Britney has abandoned following scripture and doctrine - be it in her hygienic, maternal or professional life.
Her mind is her own, and gone is the schism that usually seperates Atman from the samsara of the base senses and perceptions.
In literary terms, she has long reached a position of the Übermensch- the apple of Nietzsche's eye. She is the Superman ? see Crowley's Golden Dawn and the notion of crossing voids for similar transformitive effects, though I am not a Satanist nor an occultist.
God is Dead, and with it, Austrailia's powers (weak as they were to begin with) have failed totally.
Do not attempt to restrain Brit or her followers. They are on a path toward themselves and discovery which none of the walk-outs (media plants) could even begin to appreciate.
God Bless, Brit.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
yuck, brit--put on a bra and use a napkin instead of your pants!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 10:47am.
Do you come from a land down under
where mustard stains and thighs thunder?
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LOL!
Can you can you hear the plunder?!
You betta run, you betta take. cover.
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"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
Inaccurate reporting? Is he trying to claim this cunt does sing live? He needs to shut his face and just be grateful that there are enough retarded people in this world who would pay money to see her stomp all over stage with a pretend mic so he has a job.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
But damn, I wish someone in the front row would stand up one day and say: BRITNEY! WE FUCKING HATE YOUR BROWN BOOTS! Now THAT would be a service right there.
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"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
Well, she looks a LITTLE better, at least. I'm glad they walked out tho...THAT is the help she really needs. Standing around applauding her lackluster performances is not helping ANY of us.
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"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
michie, of course she didn't look the mess- she was onstage. It is in her day to day life where she looks like trash.
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My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will disprove your faith in man
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Aussie's are smarter than me. I should've walked out of the concert for the same reason. Her shit was the worst show I've ever been to!
This is the last leg of her tour, and they claim they just now found out she's been lip syncing and not interacting with the audience? Whatever. I've seen the show. It was not as bad as they are proclaiming. No, she did not interact with the audience much at all, and yes, she lip synced. But she did dance her ass off, maybe not like she used to, but still it was entertaining. No one down on the floor cared, most of us probably just wanted to see Britney up close, to see if she looked the mess she always seems to look like in tabloid pics. For the record, she doesn't.
WTF did they expect out of a Britney Spears concert? Just think of how many would have walked out if she really sang.
Please. Who on earth does NOT know that she lip syncs? How did they not get this memo? Anyway, I thought pple went to her shows for the spectacle and performance, not her vocal prowess. Stupid.
PSL- I heard they were really nice to the guys who did sing for them after the scandal. They said, "Hey, whatever you do, don't put the blame on you".
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My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will disprove your faith in man
- Fiona Apple
*ties PSL and uvy's hands behind their back to make them stop* lololol
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Only 200 walked out??? she should be thankful. aussies aren't nice about obvious losers who pretend to entertain. we all think Nic Kidman sux too. good on ya Perth.
*high fives PSL and jack*
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My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will disprove your faith in man
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 11:31am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 11:23am.
I think the Milli Vanilli thing was a little different... they didn't sing ANY of their songs...
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And then they turned around and blamed it on the RAIN of all things...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 11:23am.
I think the Milli Vanilli thing was a little different... they didn't sing ANY of their songs...
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And then they turned around and blamed it on the RAIN of all things...
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
I think that the 200 people were sent their by their media to walk out so they could create a story.
ah, who fucking cares?
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I think the Milli Vanilli thing was a little different... they didn't sing ANY of their songs... they weren't even the same people. The lip syncing started the scandal, though.
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If you pay $148 for a ticket to see Shitney, you deserve to be hit in the head with a board... and not just bored!