Have We Been Waiting For This?
Ten years ago, I would've put a kitten in a headlock to see a movie starring Sheneneh Jenkins from Martin and Waaaaanda Waaaanda from In Living Color. But now that my dreams circa 1999 are coming true, I'm not sure whether to bust out a soul orgasm or shake my head like an abuelita who is about to attack. Oh, who am I fooling? My nipple mouths are singing, "Oh mah guuuuudniss." I've been waiting for this and I didn't even know it.
Variety (via Coming Soon) says that Jamie Foxx and Martin Lawrence will tuck and pucker up in Sheneneh and Wanda, a comedy starring the female characters they both developed during their stand-up days. Jamie Foxx will write the script. What's shocking is that this is not a Tyler Perry Production.
At the BET Awards, Sheneneh and Wanda joined forces to shoot a fake trailer for a movie called Skank Robbers (not based on Lindsay Lohan's life). The parody brought the laughs, so they decided to turn it into a full-length feature film.
And Skank Robbers could also go by the title "Eddie Murphy's favorite jack-off material."
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What the fuck happened to Sheneneh? She's less gurrrlll (where's the finger and the nails???) and more bad drag queen (not to mention she got a little fat in the face). I think someone needs to watch some repeats of Martin to get back in the game. Don't be fucking up one of my favorite characters!
And yes I would pay to see them in a movie together.
finally an oscar worthy movie i would be willing to pay to see...
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So this is just a fake trailer? Waaaaaaaah! I would SO pay to see that shit.
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i wish that was a real movie. i love me some wanda. i am reatee ta gooo..
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Hate Martin but would pay to see Wanda.
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Man, i sent this clip to MK ages ago. You had to find it in Variety?
Submitted by Global-Traveler: "I've met both of these idiots, and you'd be hard pressed to find two people less gracious and less deserving of any kind of fame and fortune." Well, that is too bad and funny how a lot of funny people are just twisted and mean. But I still loved me some Mah-in episodes! I can really love a good dumb comedy movie when done right, so this one definitely has potential.
Submitted by Francine on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 11:13am.
Ow, the sad part is in my neighborhood, if you go into Safeway on a Sunday morning when all the churches let out, 90 percent of the women look like this.
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You racist cunt. Black women coming out of church, ESPECIALLY coming out of church would never act like this. Church going black women are generally humble, composed, and don't use any type of slang.
If you had said the liquor store or the club I would have believed you.
I would absolutely pay to see this!!! I really hope this happens!
This is so exciting!
I love Sheneneh and Wanda!
Yeah, the clip made me laugh, but I don't think a motion picture would work with these two. And when the fuck did Miss Sheneneh Jenkins go blonde. No gurrlll.... no.
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Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 11:05am.
I never found these characters funny; the humor is overdone and they try too hard that it just ends up being ridiculous. I don't like black humor; it's comparable to Nick and Disney teenage shows; only humor a tween finds funny; sickening,dumb, and annoying. And Sheneneah and the other one-no one acts like this. Martin Lawrence is ok but Jamie Foxx is a racist, legend-in-his-own-mind jackass. He doesn't have to try too hard to look like a "special needs" person. When I first saw him back in the 90s, I honest to God thought he had something wrong w/ him.
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You are racist for saying something so ignorant. At least try to hide your ignorance by saying "I dont like or get this type of humor."
Also, I dont particularly care for Jamie Foxx outside his Living Color days, but from my understanding he dates everyone EXCEPT black women. So I guess he cant be a racist.
Call me crazy, but Ive been saying I'd like to see a movie with these two for the last 10 years!
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i think that clip is pretty funny, actually.
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I soooo miss In Living Color. That used to crack me the hell up.
My cousin's wife should SUE Jamie Fox. The poor thing looks/acts just like Wanda.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 10:23am.
P-A-S-S.
...more like F.A.I.L.
*facepalm* not funny...
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the whole cross~eyed thing gives me a headache,too.
Ugh.
Oh mah guuuuudniiis! I know they dih'ent!
I luv me some sheneneh!
Yes, I will definitely be seeing this.
Some LOL's, my fave is the car scene in the second half of this clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTIQrLNRgcw&feature=related
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I found a great dating site """"""""""Matchrich.com """"""""""""where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news
it looks funny for a skit, but a whole movie on this?
Right because comedic gems like Don't mess with the Zohan and The Love Guru is SOOOO much better than black comedy. People look so stupid when they make dumb ass comments.
Martin Lawrence hasn't been funny in more than a decade. How does he still keep getting to make movies?
I've met both of these idiots, and you'd be hard pressed to find two people less gracious and less deserving of any kind of fame and fortune.
Having said that, watch it gross over $100 million.
Something like a destiny`s child reunion with only one of the wig-wearing sluts missing.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Ow, the sad part is in my neighborhood, if you go into Safeway on a Sunday morning when all the churches let out, 90 percent of the women look like this.
OMG...so much coonery...but that shit STILL looks funny as hell!
Those ugly wanda skits were pretty funny. Living color had some good material from time to time. Was it wayne and blaine who did movie reviews "hated it!"
A movie such as this depends entirely on the writing. Which is too bad, since most movie writing is very very poor. Still hope for the best, as these two caracters have lots of comic potential.
PS. A jamie farr movie that I thought was really good, but wasn't a big hit was booty call.
I never found these characters funny; the humor is overdone and they try too hard that it just ends up being ridiculous. I don't like black humor; it's comparable to Nick and Disney teenage shows; only humor a tween finds funny; sickening,dumb, and annoying. And Sheneneah and the other one-no one acts like this. Martin Lawrence is ok but Jamie Foxx is a racist, legend-in-his-own-mind jackass. He doesn't have to try too hard to look like a "special needs" person. When I first saw him back in the 90s, I honest to God thought he had something wrong w/ him.
And the title for that film would be "Skank Eyes"
Oh, Kirstie Alley is going to be so excited about this! She might take a break from stuffing her face with donuts to get to the theater!
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OMG!! I am counting down the DAYS!
By the way, who would have known the funny ass man that played Waaanndaa on In Living Color would turn out to be such a great dramatic actor? I mean his Ray Charles was so impressive! Seriously!
Then again, who would have thought the guy running down the street in bell bottoms on Electric Company would make me cry in Driving Miss Daisy either.
WOW !!!!! cant wait !!!
the things black men have to do to get a job, i swear.
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Snowsnow - Yea, I caught the last few minutes of the game. Snuck down to the lobby of the hotel to watch it... FUCKIN WOMEN! Stayed in a hotel for three days with THREE WOMEN!!!! Tried to give myself alcohol poisoning but just couldn't get the job done. Tell ya more in OP.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Oh mah guuuudnis, I was such a fan of both of these back in the day, altho half the time I couldn't tell what Sheneneh was saying. LOLs.
I'd hit this. Pathetic, but true.
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Guess I'm just cranky today. And every day.
I agree that saying!
I found a great dating site """"""""""Matchrich.com """"""""""""where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news
I loved Wanda back in the day. The episode with En Vogue and her howling during "My Lovin" is hilarious. Martin I can only take in small doses and in certain films.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRTNJErRXho
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where is everyone, it's slow here today
I want to hear about your trip in the OP
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ohhhhhhhhhh! snowy, you're back to your HOT ASS KAT SELF!!!!! me likey alot....
I liked Martin the best in Bad Boys... effinglol
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
I love Martin too!
Jamie Foxx, not so much
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
LOL... Yea, I am coming off a 4 day beer binging road trip!!
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Martin Lawrence is funny as hell and a talented actor when he tries to be. I hope he doesn't over do it.
ha ha Jacko, blame in on the alk, alk alk ~ohol!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I couldn't sit through this shit either... I got a fuckin headache watching Jamie Foxx crossing his eyes for so long! That can't be good for him.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Nene and Kim
The clip is funny. i forgot I missed them.
"They've lost their equilibrium because they've lost their faith in love."
LMAO... Wanda is one cock-eyed hot bitch...
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Cancer is funnier.