Monday, November 9th 2009

The Master At Work

All you aspiring supermodels out there should whip out your notepads and carefully study these pictures of Phoebe Price posing for her life at the Farmer's Market in L.A. yesterday. You will be wowed as you watch Chicken Cutlets put the likes of Kate Moss to shame as she poses with everything from a distant relative (above) to a tabloid magazine to a plastic Santa Claus at Rite-Aid. There's not an inanimate object PP can't pose with!

This is seriously like a master class at Barbizon.

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the Blinding's picture

is this her suttle way of kissing the asses of tabloids? oh, Cutlets...

peaches80's picture

leaveeeeeeeeeeeeee pee pee alone !!!!!
we are barfday twins
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Freak Speely's picture

Chickens and cheetahs and birds...oh WHY?

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z-listed's picture

I hope that bird crapped all over her! That's about how much her pictures and talent are worth!

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Get the fucking ads out of the comments section!!!

woodhorse's picture

For years I begged the people of California to get that sewing machine away from her before she "creates" another "designer" outfit and no, it hasn't been accomplished (I blame MK for encouraging her) and look what's happened: housing market dropped drastically in California, she is building an army (Queen on the Scene + 1), Miley Cyrus thinks it's OK to go dressed as Pocahontas, The Plastic Surgery Wildebeast Wildenstein roams freely and has photos published in major rags, on and on. Take the sewing machine away from her. You have a responsibility to the other 49 states.

Whatever's picture

She would pose holding a handful of Macaw crap if she thought it would give her press.

zomay's picture

Manimal5 on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 6:51pm.

Let her go to a garage sale and she'd be there for days!

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Swapmeet too.

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Manimal5's picture

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 5:55pm.
This lady will pose with anything. Used gum, pinecones, hubcaps, does not matter, she will pick it up and pose.

Let her go to a garage sale and she'd be there for days!

zomay's picture

This lady will pose with anything. Used gum, pinecones, hubcaps, does not matter, she will pick it up and pose.

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HoityToity's picture

Woork, work it gurl! Sashay, shantay.

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kiwikim's picture

Quick. Peepee's at the atm. Someone get her code b/c woman obviously has lots o' cash and no apparent income.

snowball's picture

I thought that was Judy Tenuta. Or maybe Toni Basil.

ethang's picture

Screw the haters. I love PP. She always brings a little smile to my face.

peaches80's picture

I LIKE HER HAT !!!!!!!
don't judge , i think is cute and i would wear it, so theeeeeeeeeere i said it ok now i am going lalalalalallalalalalalala!
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mongoose's picture

these are epic...this is my hood...the studio city farmers market...it's on laurel canyon and ventura blvd, shitney spears' old stomping grounds...the chase bank on laurel/ventura...the cvs on laurel/ventura...the yogurt place next to gaucho grill (where shitney famously ran out with taco grease all over her shirt once)...phoebe price is hilarious...I remember I met her once on robertson blvd in beverly hills and my friend had a paparazzi style camera and she kept posing for my friend and we were just laughing at her...good times!

p.s. why in the fuck is she posing with a spanish magazine? that's the same newstand where kim kardashians mom 'accidently' put a bday calendar featuring kim half naked for sale...

Centaurious's picture

Yo ho ho and a bottle of ho hum.

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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
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What is this Pheobe Price thing? I know MK's csptivated by it, but what does it do? Does it act? Sing? Bang rich dudes? I don't get it. Why does it try to act relevant? Who's supposed to care?

phrnt phrnt

letinstar's picture

i'm feeling lightheaded and want to throw up after looking at this dizzying display of pp...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.

i must be going crazy cuz i was actually really excited to see a post about Phoebe today...

Next thing you know, PP will be a judge on Project Runway. Just sayin.

TheStraightMan's picture

"Submitted by ParadiseCoveTV"

HI Phoebe!!
We love you soo much around here. But hon'...a little less animal print next time. Hard on the eyes...

Those melons look ripe...and I'm not talking about the ones at the fruit stand. BAH ZINGA!!!

My favorite is when she poses with what's probably the last $40 dollars in her bank account!

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What if Phoebe Price had her own TV show???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yyqqOZWtP8

cuchini's picture

she seems ill

get serious's picture

Does this ho have a job? She always seems available to pose at events that she's not involved in, or in front of restaurants she doesn't go into, or shops she doesn't buy from. How does she pay her rent & afford stuff like food? Is she ho'ing out for some sugar daddy? And, if so, shouldn't we just get it done & call her an out & out WHORE?

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tonta vodka van driver's picture

oh my fucking GOD she spammed herself in the Paradise cove comment above mine. TOUCHED BY CHICKEN CUTLETS!!!!

I swear thats gotta be her post....only she could...do ...that

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

Phoebe is a lot of fun!!! She's guest starring in a new pilot playing what else...a movie star. Check out the preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4dH90hgZls

tonta vodka van driver's picture

Jeeezuz thats some proper glamma.

I alsways like to rock me a broke down leopardo outfit for the farmers market. But bitch should give the "iz holding melons in front of ma melons"pose an hour off. It be ruining her game on the moduling gig.

In othr news PLECTOS AVIE WINS AGAIN!!!! GENIUS!!!!

Lovin yr work...always

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

M.E.'s picture

madam s. - when I go to farmers market I am in sweats and a freeking tank and flip flops with mah hair undid and in a pony.

Pffffffffffffft.

One-trick Pony's picture

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 11:39am.
And that ad for Black Label is SO APPEALING! I want to be that whore with a purple scarf tied around my ankle. For real.

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Hekki, I have been thinking the SAME thing since the ad first appeared. She has lovely feet.

Plecostomus's picture

Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 12:38pm.
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And I adore your sassy nuns, MS!

OnT: Dementia, behold thy daughter.

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Bottom-feeder.

Chirio's picture

off topic: I want to cancel a presentation meeting led by me in 3 hrs. I really dont wanna deal with it today! It's monday of all things!! should I reschedule for another day this wk? I am tired. Haven't taken a nap for 3 wks.

Coma Caca!!

madam s.'s picture

Ahhaha M.E.,

I know, right? She's really keeping it green at the farmers market.

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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!

jack-n-the-hat's picture

urmomma - lol!! the nerrrrrrve. If you honk at one and some asshole lets go of the steering wheel flipping you off with both hands and is screaming/biting at the window... that would be moi. Serial road rage killer... it is a curse.
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snowpiece's picture

ha ha Chiri, we solved that mystery! On to the next puzzle!

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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Mother Superior's picture

Oh, Pleco.....the new avie is delish!
:)

Reeter's picture

Oh no, not Phoebe on a Monday! Yuk! ; (

mike's picture

Her campy posing would make Paul Lynde wince.

Chirio's picture

HO-LA: Oh I get it, she thought she was reading about herself..a HO in LA

I understand now. thank you

Coma Caca!!

urmomma's picture

Well, shit! I am OFF TOPIC, too...it's Monday dears, forgive me!

Phoebe needs to sit down.

urmomma's picture

*ummmm that was supposed to be iMpatiently....*
wait!? IMMMM-patiently...yes. that's what I meant.
:P

urmomma's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 12:10pm.
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JAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!
*taps foot inpatiently*
I told Snowy last week that I have looked all over Tulsa for AR lic plates...everytime I pass one I honk and wave! And sometimes they wave back with their whole hand and others use just one finger!?? Who does that shit?? ;)

Plecostomus's picture

@ Chirio : Now, don't be cruel. You know that macaw had to tell her she was initially holding the magazine upside-down.

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Bottom-feeder.

snowpiece's picture

Chiri: she just read the "HO" part and said, "oh I bet they have my picture in here"

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

M.E.'s picture

Who goes to the farmers market dressed in that get up?

Chirio's picture

She's reading Hola! magazine. I mean..she picked it up.

she's bilingual!! I wonder where she got that spanish edumacation...in Tijuana?!!

Coma Caca!!

madam s.'s picture

Make it go away.

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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!

Dirk Diggler's picture

It's fascinating to imagine what PP's life must be. A whole life dedicated to delusion...

snowpiece's picture

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 12:19pm

Spare Change for the bus

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

whole lotto luv's picture

I like how there's a woman, with a baby in a sling thing, laughing in the background of a few of these. PP's photographer must have included her on purpose. And what's with the picture of her searching through her purse and putting her shit on top of the garbage can? She's not gonna pick any of that stuff back up, is she?

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