Hot Slut Of The Week: Dolores The Bear
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Birth Name: Dolores
Original Date of HS of the Day: November 5, 2009
Claim to Fame: Dolores was just a regular ole' bear at the Leipzig Zoo in Germany. And then for some reason, Dolores and the other chick bears (named Lolita and Bianca) lost all of their fur. While experts try to figure out why the bears have suddenly become Jude Law's hairline, Dolores and her friends are walking around nekkid.
Where is she now? Um. Walking around nekkid.
Why is she HS of the Week? Um. Because she walks around nekkid. And because she's a bear named Dolores. Who names a bear Dolores?! While her friends have sexy names like Lolita and Bianca, she has the name Dolores! That's kind of hot.
Below is footage of Dolores....walking around nekkid. Someone should really put black bars over her frozen fuck parts. Privacy please!
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That is the creepiest thing I have seen this year.
Seriously though that den is grim looking, Edinburgh Zoo just sent their polar bear to another animal park where she has a 4 acre enclosure rather than the little patch of Corstorphine. Her name is Mercedes, how does that fit on the sexy bear name list?
Poor baby! Is there any way Beyonce can donate one of her weaves to Dolores so she can keep warm?
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Put John Gosselin in there & they can live off his blubber!
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
I'm so glad to know I have a sexy name (Bianca).
u know what else, they named her dolores and one lolita. in the book, lolita's real name is dolores
I'm no vet (but I will have a look at it for you) but my guess is poor old Dolores and her ilk are so depressed at being in a zoo and not frolicking around the black forest that all their lovely bear hair fell out.
Free Dolores <3
I know a Gretchen from Germany - she's not a bear - but she sure is a fox. LOL
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 11:14pm.
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Agree, Dolores is a very peculiar choice of name for a brown bear in a German zoo. Couldn't they call her Gretchen?
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soooooooooo funny but her name means "pains" in spanish !!!!!!
hahahahahahahahaha gretchen or Ramona or Heidi !!!
poor dolores she was doomed from the beginning !
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@ Peaches
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Agree, Dolores is a very peculiar choice of name for a brown bear in a German zoo. Couldn't they call her Gretchen?
this makes me sad...
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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 10:48pm.
Poor nekkid girl bears. They are going to freeze without fur during German winter, hopefully the zoo will keep them in heated quarters. They look so ugly and wrinkled.
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the worst is that her name is dolores !!!!!!!
hahahahahahahaha it pains me dolores !!!!!!
so funny yet so accurate : (
okay sorry poor behbeh !
mean me, mean me !
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Poor nekkid girl bears. They are going to freeze without fur during German winter, hopefully the zoo will keep them in heated quarters. They look so ugly and wrinkled.
Awww, MK don't pick on the miseraable bear! They are probably losing their hair due to having to eat the motor from between the bricks in their prison.
Leipzig used to be in East Germany so who knows what they used to build that zoo?
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I dunno MK - I'm surprised you're making fun of this poor bear - you usually have a soft spot for the animals in that frozen heart of yours.
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Can we please send last week's pic and these clips to all the effin' rednecks running around shooting suspected "chupacabras," down here in the south? Dolores could be the spokeswhore for all suspected Chupas! Viva Dolores!
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hmmmm teddy's not so cute without fur.....................BARF!!!!!!!
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 3:52pm.
Just exactly what is wrong with the Dolores clitoris?
At least it's not her Mulva.
You mean Delores with the big clitoris?
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This is some weird shit. I can't wait until they find out what's causing this.
Yes, the bears need sweaters. I'd feel a little bit better about the situation.
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Aw, poor bears!!! I hope they cure that shit.
Poor bears! They should knit them sweaters.
I hope so, Zomay. I have high hopes for Daryl Nathan and a HSOTY title!
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this bear better not try to take a vaca in Brazil!
PUTA!!!!!!!!
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zomay,
Thank goodness. I love Dolores and all, but she makes me a bit sad whereas The Great Daryl Nathan makes me happy. It's that simple. Plus, it looks like Dolores really needs some moisturizer.
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Madam S, I don't think so because he was a new week. But I thought that too.
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Wait. One. Second. Does Doloris the Bear for Hot Slut of the Week mean that THE GREAT DARYL NATHAN is out of the running for Hot Slut of the Month??? Please tell me that is not the case. I was finally excited about someone for the first time since the whole La Pequena scandal!
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did someone already mention this--maybe that's why i'm thinking it? dolores COMPLETELY reminds me of ZUL (ZEUL sp?) from ghostbusters...
did someone already mention this--maybe that's why i'm thinking it? dolores COMPLETELY reminds me of ZUL (ZEUL sp?) from ghostbusters...
i'll end up voting dolores hot slut of the month i know it...get better dolores !!!
Delore needs a snuggie for bears! = )~
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theyve got to be freezing with no fur =( so sad but still kind of cute
those poor bears
hopefully someone will be able to help them
are we sure that dolores and lolita is not the same bear? cause lolita is the shortname of dolores,, like pepe to jose, mike to michael,
Animals and food products as "Hot Sluts" make me appreciate Phoebe Price all the more. Has every bitch in Hollywood cleaned up their act but her?
awwww i feel bad for the bears. i know it's not life threatening what they have but bald bears? it's just not right. FIX IT GOD NOW. oh i forgot, ain't nobody there.
Looks like she has some sort of bear-alopecia... Delores is still a Hot Slut, with or without her bear-hair.
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Looks like a small elephant body. Maybe they just brazilian-waxed the bear in a cynical attempt tp increase zoo revenues...
Aww, Delores! Thanks to "Seinfeld," I keep wanting to call her Mulva. LOL!
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We need to call Derek J and get HIS lil' wig-makin' ass on this situation. Can't have no bear without hair! Damn!
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Every time I look at poor Dolores, I think it is a human being dressed in a creepy animal-like costume.
Poor Dolores.
I'd totally want to snuggle with that poor baby! Awww, she's a sweetheart!
Just exactly what is wrong with the Dolores clitoris?
At least it's not her Mulva.
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dolores , you have the karma in yer name !!!!!!!!
sorry bahbeh !
i am sure it will grow back
xoxoxoxoxoxox
to dolores !
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Her "smoothly shaven" ass is making me fucking sick.
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