Katt Williams Is Not A Thief
Comedian Katt Williams was arrested last night for allegedly breaking into a home in Georgia and snatching a bunch of stuff. Katt's lawyer Williams Briggs tells TMZ that he has been set up! According to his Willy B, while Katt is shooting a movie in Georgia he's staying at the producer's home. The same home he was accused of robbing.
Willy B claims that Katt got into an argument with one of the producer's employees who lives in the guest house. Katt really must have made that bitch's balls boil, because the employee called the cops and reported a fake burglary. Willy B said that Katt has been staying at the house for nearly 3 weeks and was given full permission to be there.
And now you've just learned the fastest to get a bitch out of your house. The next time one of your fuck buddies overstays his welcome and starts yammering about brunch plans while cuddling (SHUDDER) with you, call 911. Tell them a strange man is robbing your ass. Yes, you will eventually be jailed for crying wolf, but at least you won't have to cuddle with a ho.
BONUS! TMZ also has a 911 recording of some 17-year-old boy claiming that Katt was holding him against his will. The call was made last Tuesday. The boy said that he was about to take a car to the airport when Katt showed up and wouldn't let him leave. Katt also threatened to beat him up. The cops arrived at the scene, but didn't make any arrests.
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katt, who i love, looks like he's been smoking a whole lot of crack in that mug shot.
ohhh He is gonna be a b!tchy mofugga over this (don't really blame him)..and maybe that employee needs to deal with their crackphilia and hallucinations before they start making phone calls to police~!!!
Love Katt Williams~!!!<333
@ all generalizations are false, including this one~!!! @
Hi the Blinding:those aren't pearls
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True, but he could have used their wisdom. Diamonds ARE a girl's best friend, so I'm sure he'll fit right in at the clink.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 5:08pm.
Pageboy, pearl studs and button down...the Tranny J. Crew catalog just busted a nut.
those aren't pearls.
Katt is a hot sin doof.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
KATT WILLIAM's! This white over here,(me) adore's you. I love,love,love watching all his performance's!
Rut Roh, is this another Dave Chappelle freaks out acts weird destroys his career at the top of his game?
I hope not because this guy is great, even if he's robbing houses as a hobby because he's really really rich and got bored while shooting a film.
free katt williams!!!!
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satan in a sunday hat, girl.
anyone got a bong hit?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
i don't know.. but i know what's funny and in his stand-up about WEED, made me laughed til i almost pissed my pants, but that's a given. which gives me an idea.... and realization! i haven't toked in over two and half months- blamsphemy!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
woodhorse on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 8:58pm.
Everyone carries on about Angelina & Brad with their adoptions (me included) but Katt had one child of his own, divorced, and adopted six more to raise. Now I'm sure he has nannies but so do the Jolie-Pitts and Katt didn't pimp out his kids or look for glory about adopting...
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True. In fact I thought I read somewhere he had 7 adopted kids. But I am probably wrong.
He will dress like a pimp, but he has never pimped out his kids.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 7:17pm.
LEAVE A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK ALOOOOOOOOONNNNEEEE! I love Katt Williams. Soooo funny.
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Hear, hear!
You gotta see "Internet Dating". Too funny.
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@mike: WORD.
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Are we sure this isn't Sheree from The Real Housewives of Atlanta in drag??
Everyone carries on about Angelina & Brad with their adoptions (me included) but Katt had one child of his own, divorced, and adopted six more to raise. Now I'm sure he has nannies but so do the Jolie-Pitts and Katt didn't pimp out his kids or look for glory about adopting. Wiki that you haters.
Love me some Katt!!! I'm glad this whole story turned out to be false cuz he was about to get some "ninja you crazy" side eye from me for realz.
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"AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!"-Keepin the comingback memory alive for Dlisted whores!!
I don't know who this dude is, but I'm pretty sure he broke into my Grandma's house and stole those earrings from her.
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LEAVE A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK ALOOOOOOOOONNNNEEEE! I love Katt Williams. Soooo funny.
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got it smurfy and replied!
I think you are doing the right thing and I'm glad!
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
god i love katt williams, i can't wait to hear his explanation on this.
Kat is my homie. The next time some bitch calls the po-po on you, burn that trick with your hot comb! Leave your PIMP MARK!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Hey everybody!
on topic, I dont give a fuck
Off topic, Is snowie here?? snowieeeeee!! you got mail!!!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Dayum hommie you need to stick with regular weed not thrilla killa salmonilla and don't be fuckin with the vaporizer either ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"that's the first time i had d*** in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani
Two Katt Williams post too many today.
Willy B.'s needs to be pointed to the show "Bait Car" - it's always a "misunderstanding" and "the owners gave their permission for me to take it," or maybe "I saw one of the bedroom lights on and had to break in to turn it off!"
What a putz.
If no one has seen Katt's comedy shows, he's pretty funny, although most of his schtick is swearing about his bitches and ho's. He sweats like he's got a hose attached to his forehead.
Sounds like a gay cat fight. I always thought he was gay, and now he has a 17 year old calling the cops on his ass, instead of hitting it ;)
gee_gee:
Cocaıne ıs a helluva drug!
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Not for nothing, y'all. But Katt stands about five foot nothing in stocking feet. How is he holding somebody hostage? Just a question.
I LOVE YOU KATT!!! fORGET ALL THOSE HATERS AND RUN AWAY WITH ME. I am your Star Fucking Player and I want to get in touch with you.
i actually like Katt.why they gotta do him like that?!
TITS:Are those pearl earrings? Verrrry noice.
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Ooops....diamond stud earrings! The Tranny J. Crew Catalog approves those, as well....:)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
This just keeps getting all kinds of the crazy
This makes more sense. Katt makes movies, has actual funny standup routines. He has money, at least more than me!
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Are those pearl earrings? Verrrry noice.
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Too bad. I like his standup. He's really funny in a way that doesn't make me cringe. Some of these guys are just so awful to women but Katt is cool.
The times are permanently bad. - Henry Miller
And there Katt was talkın' 'bout MJ blowıng teenage booty holes?
Touche, peddy. To-fuckın-che!
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He should be arrested for that hair alone.
That is the perfect "...the fuck?" face.
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Dee is a graduate of The LaToya Jackson School of Finding Out Things and Stuff. ~M2C
Pageboy, pearl studs and button down...the Tranny J. Crew catalog just busted a nut.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
pimp down! pimp down!
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
That's what I Thought!
meanwhile, im sooo gonna grow out my hair like that.
Henry Louis Gates game proper.
I knew that was some bullshit!
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She told me not to step on the cracks
I told her not to fuss and relax
Well, her pretty little face stopped me in my tracks
But now she sleeps with one eye open
that pic is fucking amazing MK
*dies*
Who the fuck is he?