Tuesday, November 10th 2009

What The Hell Kind Of GD Dress Is This?

Alien Princess RiRi must have been visiting with Siegfried & Roy at their home when she suddenly got the uncontrollable urge to hump on their fancy shiny window blinds in their office. RiRi got a little carried away. That's the only way I can explain the dress she wore to Glamour's Women of the Year Awards in NYC last night. Think of all the papers cuts that mound of fugness is responsible for.

RiRi should have kept disaster in the "paper only" recycle bin and stuck with the dress she had on earlier in the night. Now that is a dress I can flick my nipples to. You can't go wrong when wearing a dress that is slit all the way up to your slit.

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letinstar's picture

what the hell? and this is effort?
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kdracofan's picture

totally dislike her hair color

Wood Dragon's picture

Her and Lady Gaga need to back up from the "I'll wear the goofiest shit I can find and call it cool" school of fashion.

This is the short bus school of fashion.

TellysWorld's picture

Please Rihanna, PLEEEEAAASSSSSEEEEE try harder!

Give me back my goddamn HELMET!

easyaspie2's picture

Isnt that second frock the same one that Angelina wore at some premiere recently? Her stick legs looked like a praying mantis. At least RiRi the Pisces has good gams.

i am a sloth's picture

ahh! an alien mermaid!!!
*hides*

Janice Second's picture

She has such a pretty face. I can't handle her fashion choices or her Rufio hair though.

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MissRee's picture

Never match your hair shape to your bow-leg..

The Sunshine Gang's picture

Eventually they all go blond. Mariah, Beyonce and now Rihanna. Can a woman of color who makes it big in the industry EVER stay brunette??

paris herpes's picture

Yeah I saw the dress and thought..so...many...paper cuts!!! WTF, Rihanna still needs to hire a new stylist, she tries to dress like Lady Caca and ends up looking crappier than she does (I don't know how that is possible, but it's the truth!)...

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Dirk Diggler's picture

There's an "Angie-Dickinson-circa-1964" quality to her hair. Even though I love Angie Dickinson, this is not a good look for Ri-Ri.

Mother Superior's picture

Has anyone seen the kite I made of loo paper?

SilentWitness's picture

Girl is TIRED. As am I about her.
Sit DOWN.

Chirio's picture

cant stand her!! I did feel for her when she got beat and shit

Now she can go away please.

Coma Caca!!

Meth-freeq's picture

I have two questions: what animal has been cohersed into giving up its hair and is the tat on her hand real or just a temporary thing.

He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.

LOL... my son was folding paper the other day... That designer must've gotten "ideas" from our trash...

squeezy's picture

That first dress is the most normal thing I've seen her wear in long ass time. That second one, however, looks like it came from one of the finest strip malls of the South Shore.

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d-nice's picture

this girl needs a stylist STAT
she is the color of her dress on bottom pix.

Plecostomus's picture

If I didn't know any better I'd say RiRi was not only fighting the hot, but curb-stomping it as well.

Only, how could she fight what is not?

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Dirk Diggler's picture

I concur: that hair is horrific. Ri-Ri should borrow from Ty-Ty's extensive weave collection.

WTF's picture

The hair is worse than the dress.

Disraeli_Ears's picture

She's a cute girl, but that dress is fugly.

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CantStandBitches's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 9:49am.
Submitted by CantStandBitches on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 9:46am.
I got a soft spot for riri

bitch is hot
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I am the same way....

Team RiRi!

snowball's picture

Bossy, stop being bossy.

RiRi must have a personal assistant who only shows her the clippings that have complimentary things to say about her.

Who the hell MAKES shitty clothes like this? Is that damn John Galliano at it again? And that hideous, huge parka zipper in the back! Even the Project Runway ditzes know how to properly install and hide a zipper.

Morbidosity's picture

@HoityToity - Whatever. She got this "honor" because she got the piss beat out of her..she didnt come forward about it, until she had a new cd to promote. Even now, what is she REALLY doing to help or to bring light to abuse?? NOT A GODDAMN THING. She is using "it" to sell her music. Fuck her. I may be a jackass but I am a jackass that speaks her mind......even when the truth hurts.

HoityToity's picture

@ Morbidosity: It is one thing to critique her dress, but what is up with the tasteless quip hinting on her abuse?! NOT FUNNY! Shows everyone you are a fucking jackass!

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supah's picture

has anyone noticed that riri looks more and more like the chicken hawk from loony tunes?
http://clipart.toonarific.com/data/thumbnails/43/henry001.gif

Morbidosity's picture

Black and Blue would have been more appropriate colors for her to wear.
* boards southbound train to hell *

Miami's picture

I think 99.9% of "her looks", look like crap.

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

It look's like a wrinkled envelope.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

LOL at snow-bean!! I fucking hate those... like black licorice or some shit...
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HoityToity's picture

I don't know if anyone else noticed it, but the look on the woman in the background--PRICELESS! You can read it all just from the look in her eyes. She is thinking the same thing we are--what kind of fuckery is this?!

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snowpiece's picture

the second dress is kinda pretty tho, I just ate a jelly bean that tasted like fucking whiskey! HURLING NOW!!!!

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Deb's picture

Apparently "love" isn't the only thing in RiRi's life that is blind. Her stylist is too.

The first dress looks like a white tornado.

I watched RiRi's interview with Diane Sawyer, and as much as her music annoys me, she is a gorgeous girl with flawless skin.

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Supertramp's picture

What a silly girl.

kanderso's picture

I think RiRi looks hot as usual despite the terrible hair/nails and questionable dresses. Makeup is purty. I love her with a nude lip.

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DeeDee's picture

I kinda diggin' the second dress, even with the orange meringue hair.

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snowpiece's picture

no RiRi, no

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Ophelias evil twin's picture

Say no to the dress.

prolly her wedding dress after Chris had a few rounds with it.

angel_i's picture

I don't hate this dress for the most part. It's just the spasms at the bodice and shoulders are totally ruining it.

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dreadpiratecuervo's picture

Is this from the "before & after" tampon dress collection?

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Morbidosity's picture

So basically she is woman of the year because she got the snot beat out of her? pffftttt... next pls.

Candy's picture

Im tired of this bitch. NEXT!
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