What The Hell Kind Of GD Dress Is This?

Alien Princess RiRi must have been visiting with Siegfried & Roy at their home when she suddenly got the uncontrollable urge to hump on their fancy shiny window blinds in their office. RiRi got a little carried away. That's the only way I can explain the dress she wore to Glamour's Women of the Year Awards in NYC last night. Think of all the papers cuts that mound of fugness is responsible for.

RiRi should have kept disaster in the "paper only" recycle bin and stuck with the dress she had on earlier in the night. Now that is a dress I can flick my nipples to. You can't go wrong when wearing a dress that is slit all the way up to your slit.