Tuesday, November 10th 2009

Joss Stoner Thinks Everyone Smokes Weed

A few anti-drug campaigners are shaking their fists at 22-year-old Joss Stone after she told Star Magazine that weed is not a drug and that EVERYONE smokes it. If you have a baby at home, you better check on them, because they are probably smoking your stash in the bathroom. Tell them to get their own! Actually, does "everyone" include animals too, because my dog has been laughing at my dumb jokes lately. Anyway, here's what Joss had to say. She probably swallowed a bong right before she spoke:

"I smoke weed, but I don’t think it’s really a drug. It’s more of a herb. I don’t regret saying that at all. I think everyone smokes weed and people who say they don’t are lying! Weed has been given this evil stamp, but how is it dangerous? It’s going to make you laugh your arse off? You might go to sleep? I think alcohol is much more harmful. People beat the fuck out of each other on alcohol.

But I don’t smoke weed all day long. I live in Devon and hardly ever go to clubs. When I do, I’ll drink three or four beers then move on to a vodka. I don’t want to take all those horrible drugs. Although some sound fun, so I might dabble now and then!"

Come to think of it, Joss Stoner is right. Whenever I get a drop of booze on my tongue, I get the intense urge to kick a bitch in the butt bone or slap a trick in their teefs. I thought it was because I was a terrible person, but now I know it's due to the sweet nectar hitting my veins.

And the good shit never does that to me. Although, I think it caused me to put a tub of ice cream in the oven. It also might be the reason why I fell asleep with a peen on my forehead once.

Source: Daily Mail

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why do she have so much coke on her eyelids?

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I love naturally grown weed but use it wisely. The old adage of too much of a good thing ect... as with other herbs it has beneficial properties.
To the posts that said they tried it a few times and it didn't do anything, sometimes it takes more than a few times to get that first effect.

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GrumpyBear420's picture

Who said all pot smokers are lazy.........oh wait .....uhhhhhhhhhhh....

shut the smurf up's picture

I haven't smoke weed in a long time, sometimes I miss it, but is not like I need it. her music is not my type but chick can sing. let stoners do what stoners do. talk nonsense

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

Slutleena's picture

I went to a school where they sold weed in class regularly. I lived in a neighborhood where they sold drugs on every corner. I've never smoked weed.

Sincerely,
Alana Smithee

I'm no Joss Stone fan, but I have to defend her here, I am from Devon very near to where she is from and pretty much everyone really does smoke weed there, kids and parents included. Its a very hippy place.

Snideychick sez:

Yeah Joss, justify your dumbass pot smoking by saying EVERYONE does it. I don't because I saw it turn my mom and 3 of my brothers into stupid stoners who did nothing but watch t.v. and eat anything that wasn't nailed down!

I hate lazy potheads.

paris herpes's picture

Janice, shrooms are fun, I concur. I don't need to smoke pot daily though. An ex-roommate has to smoke everyday, and that smacks of psychological addiction to me.

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letinstar's picture

joss stone fucks for beats...
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Tyroan's picture

I am down for a good wake-n-bake several times weekly.

Whatever's picture

Not EVERYONE smokes it. Some do and some do not. This girl sounds like a moron.

kdracofan's picture

I don't

LisaRose's picture

I'm 46 and never tried marijuana and don't drink. Shocking!

easyaspie2's picture

Michael you always write a last paragraph that makes me laugh out loud. I sure needed it today with that bitch Ida trying to knock trees down on my house.

Dj Tenn.'s picture

When Obama finally writes his last corporate welfare check to Goldman Sachs/GM, etc.. and our nation becomes completely bankrupt in the process, the prohibition of marijuana will end just as alcohol prohibition ended during the Great Depression when the govt. figured out that it would jump start our economy and to start moving the money in the other direction .

Of course, I dont how the prison industrial complex will continue to be one of the last profitable businesses in this nation when they cant lock people up anymore for weed and oh gosh golly willikers what will all these scumfuck parasite lawyers do for $$ when weed becomes legal , how will they survive without their BMW's and 4 homes, I guess get jobs on a hemp farm , who knows?

Joss Stoner rocks, she would be a good candidate for the Janis Joplin biopic.

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Submitted by PickledPigsFeet on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 1:43pm.

@suckitfuckit

Why not just jizz all over the futon so that your guests can sit in your spunk when they come over?
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Duh, they do that they just don't know it. If it lands on the pillow, it stays there till laundry day. If they land on the sheets, that's yer fukken problem.

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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.

Sickest. fuck. ever.

PickledPigsFeet's picture

@suckitfuckit

Why not just jizz all over the futon so that your guests can sit in your spunk when they come over?

suckandfuck's picture

I like to get really fucking stoned and then lie around on my futon and get so relaxed that my dick starts to get hard so I jerk it off for a bit and cum real fucking crazy all over myself, god that is what I love.

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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.

Sickest. fuck. ever.

mikidais's picture

I like to smoke pot when I'm really drunk. It tapers down my drunkeness and lessens the hangover the next day.

Sex is really good while being stoned, too!

Janice Second's picture

I love weed. I'm not one of those people who smokes multiple times a day or shit, even daily, but chilling out at home, watching some TV, is definitely something I can get into while high. I don't like being in public places while high though. I also don't like boozing while stoned either.

I don't do coke or anything harder. I will say though, I can get into some mushrooms every once in a while...

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gines's picture

also i quit smoking pot a year ago. it's alright to do every so often, but i don't see the big deal about it anymore. maybe because i'm a college graduate. you get over stuff reallll quick you know what i mean

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you seem spritely.

gines's picture

she's 22? my god. how am i a year older than this skank?

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you seem spritely.

The Real Mimi's picture

Believe it or not, I've never smoked weed!
I don't care if anyone else smokes it, but my friends who do talk a lot slower and just seem slower in everything they do.

carefreea's picture

I often feel like I'm perhaps the only person Pot does nothing for. Not even the giggles. Nor do I do any illegals. Then again, I do enough booze to make up for almost everyone else ;)

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I think it should be legalized; however, I don't think it's a great idea for kids to be smoking doobies all the time. It does make you slack.

paris herpes's picture

People act far stupider on alcohol then on pot. You can have enlightened conversations on pot easily and you actually remember what you said the next day. Sometimes you forget if you did something while high, like say ride a bicycle. But people do asinine crap while drunk, like fall asleep in the bar, get into fights, hit somebody, fall on one's own head, etc...I could go on. I drink rarely now, and puff on the ganj sometimes, but both are in social situations. I used to smoke pot everyday and hit a pint of ice cream...that shit just makes you FAT! Everything in moderation is probably my mantra right now.

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xerquina's picture

i halfheartedly agree with her. Weed has done no damage but give you the giggles.

M.E.'s picture

Smoking pot gives me the stupids, so....I don't do it.

paris herpes's picture

Pot is a good herb to relax to, I give her that. And it won't make you jump out of windows, but you might fall asleep in the middle of sexy times. True story! Oh, beer before liquor, you're never sicker, liquor before beer, you're in the clear! FYI, JOSS!

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Cat Scratch's picture

Joss Stone- A living testament to potheads shattered delusion about weed actually making you more creative.

Keep smoking that dank weed and your dope fatties you belting hack! Keep relying on your raspy-ass voice in hopes it will compensate for your shitty lyrics and mixes.

Girl looks like that cat-woman when she smiles, btw.

SilentWitness's picture

Give me weed over alcohol any day of the week.

ah at least shes honest about it, and all you strange NODrugs People out there: Weed is completely different comp. to heroine or cocaine.
Do your homework and get some scientifically based information on that topic. Pleeeeezzee.
it is the only "drug" my body tolerates; i cant even handle nicotine or alcohol, lets not talk of all the other drugs out there.
but because of the laws im sober all the time and get to see how stupid people behave on alcohol and how dangerous it gets when you get addicted to that shit.

THC in the purely medical sense is not a narcotic. In fact I think you will find that it isn't a narcotic in U.S. Law either. In many european law it is either decriminalised or tolerated. Ironically the countries in europe with the most relaxed Dope laws also have the lowest levels of drug addiction and teenage pregnancy. Go figure.

get serious's picture

So, weed is not a drug, it's an herb, eh? I guess little miss braindead dumbass forgot to mention that the active ingredient in weed is THC, which is a member of the narcotic family.

What is it with entertainment types, that they feel they need to tell everybody everything about themselves, AND preach down to us? She's a perfect example of why people in hollywood & the entertainment industry should just entertertain, then SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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She comes from the west country it's stoner central. It is entirely possible that she doens't know anyone who hasn't smoke weed. Shit, I am a fairly upstanding member of society and can't think of one off hand. Could just be a british thinking of course. My dads an accoutnatn and even his had a puff at a family party with me if no-one is looking.

As for not smoking I know loads of stoners who don't smoke. Just use it as a herb in cookies, cakes and food. I like a sprinkle of it over a good curry.

Much nicer, longer lasting feeling.

Disraeli_Ears's picture

To all you other abstainers - we are not alone! LOL...I know quite a few people who have avoided pot altogether.

I don't have a problem with other people doing it, though - just be responsible about it.

ETA: Yeah, why the hell did she basically say at the end that she might dabble in other drugs, "just cuz they sound interesting"? Dolt is right.
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KidL's picture

I tried it twice. Never got high, so I never tried it again. Maybe I just tried the bad shit.

Centaurious's picture

Hi Loozer: have never smoked tobacco or anything else.
I rarely drink. If I do, it is just one.
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melmez's picture

I dont consider weed a drug either. It is healthier than cigarettes and less harming than alcogol.

I think she is stupid not because she smokes but because she says categorically that everyone who says they don't are lying. I do not enjoy pot, it does nothing for me so I don't do it. So she can shut the hell up.

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Submitted by loozer on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 10:57am.
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do I do?
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do I do?....
There must be something inside
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loozer's picture

Centaurious,
I have never smoked tobacco or anything else.
I rarely drink. If I do, it is just one.
Just not my thing.
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shandi's picture

I've never smoked. Not once. I never even had the urge to try it. And I'm 40 years old. Joss sounds like a loser. She says she doesn't do the bad drugs, but some sound interesting, so she might try them? She is a complete idiot.

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Husbands_and_Wives's picture

I don't smoke, but I don't see why other people shouldn't. Just keep your high ass at home in front of the t.v. watching your favorite show or whatever.

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