Drunk Ass Ho Almost Gets Hit By A Subway Train
This is why you don't try to stub out your ciggie near the subway tracks while you've got the drunks in a major way. Wait until you get on the train to stub it out on the seat. That's what I always do.
A 22-year-old drunktard was waiting for the train to come in Boston when she accidentally stumbled onto the tracks after trying to put her cigarette out. Luck for her drunk ass, there were a few sober hos on the platform who waved at the oncoming train to stop.
The train conductor said that she knew something in the milk wasn't clean as soon as she could see the people waving their arms at her. When she saw the lady on the tracks, she immediately hit her emergency break just in time. The conductor added that she knew the booze hound was fine when she came up with a giant smile on her face.
HAHAHAHA! That bitch was probably smiling because she was so happy that the train didn't eff up her buzz by hitting her. That would've sucked. Or maybe she was mesmerized by the bright shiny lights coming from the train. Homegirl was having a "Norma Desmond" moment.
Despite a few cuts and bruises, the woman is going to be fine. The police say she told them she was drinking for hours before the accident.
And this brings new meaning to "drunken ho gets a train ran on her."
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 11:54am.
Good ole Orange line...
drunks need to learn the MBTA is DEADLY when drinking.
One drunk kid died on the Porter Sq T escalator going down cause he fell and the strings to kis hoody got snagged and strangled him (it's a very long escalator). Noone could help him in time.
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OMG I wish I had not read this! I live in Porter Sq and that damn escalator scares the shit out of me, every time I'm on it. I have to get on it in a couple hours. *cries*
I live in Boston and this story was all over the news and in the free paper today. Dumb ho must be mortified!
That being said, I definitely fell getting out of the subway once because I had a case of the drunks.
Submitted by Haribo 11/10/09 @ 1:27p.m.
"....what if there was nobody there to wave!?"
It's called natural selection, urban-style.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 5:05pm.
i know north station very well and it always scared me that people always stood so close to the yellow edge...
Same thing at any NY station during rush hour...I'm amazed that more people aren't killed.
They stand right up to the edge!!
This ho needs to be hot slut of the week
She probably would celebrate that she was alive with a couple of drinks...I know I would, lol!
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i know north station very well and it always scared me that people always stood so close to the yellow edge...
i'm surprised the the mbta police didn't yell at her for smoking in the station...
and thankfully the train driver wasn't on a cellphone or otherwise distracted cuz this bitch could've been a goner...
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Wouldn't have happened if she'd been driving. Just sayin'.
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She needs to send thank you flowers to the people who where yelling and waving at the train. Stupid drunk skank.
I used to be at that station every work day. I never understood the people who would stand over the yellow line (even sober ones) and look down the tracks. The fucking train isn't coming any faster if you do that, idiots.
I was always completely paranoid about being too close to the tracks, nevermind when I took my kids to visit (I don't live there anymore, but I took my kids on the subway when we visited family back there). I would hold my kids so tight, even now when we visit and they are teenagers.
There was always things to watch there, but never something this exciting. Usually it was just people pissing on the platform or the rats running along the tracks. Just everyday stuff.
Submitted by nono on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 2:29pm.
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You might enjoy this video:
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that is just sad LOL
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This is all over the Boston news. Her parents must be so proud.
She at least was coherent enough to get down though, had she stayed standing up, she would have face-planted that train.
Now, Stan Hooper, you know third time's the charm.
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Bottom-feeder.
If what doesn't kill her the first time, it probably will on the second try. Stupid drunk bitch.
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bitch is lucky.
then we have the MTA here in NYC which is a homeless shelter after 10pm filled with all kinds of disease and parasites for you to come sit near.
I want OUT of this idiot nation. enough.
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they report the drunken mess was/is 26!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Had to be some drunk Irish bitch in Boston (I say this as a drunk Irish bitch).
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homegirl was lucky it ended well for her. what if there was nobody there to wave!? those people saved her ass.
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Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 12:49pm.
At first i thought this happened in SF and i knew who the person was. Yeah, I know a lot of silly drunks here, but who doesn't!
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At first i thought this happened in SF and i knew who the person was. Yeah, I know a lot of silly drunks here, but who doesn't! This silly drunktard is SO lucky...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 11:46am.
Submitted by CantStandBitches on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 11:35am.
LMAOO
Drunks are entertainers @ heart
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Once again, ITA. Check out this video of 3 ways to fail a drunk test... LMAOOOOOOO at #2. He stumbles out the door and down the HALLWAY! LOL!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4fc_1256688407
Thanks Jack for introducing me to this :) I cant stop laughing at the 1st and 2nd video LOLOL. LMAO @ the hole in the wall.
Being drunk is a sport ya know :)
No words.
LOL that's the orange line!! they forgot to show the homeless drunks that randomly jump onto people.
And this is why I drink in a padded room
Coma Caca!!
I hope this drunk ass irresponsible ho, sees this as a wake up call and never drinks again! It's a miracle bitch is still alive.
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Well, that is ONE thing I can say that I HAVEN'T done when drunk. Saw this on the news last night & they interviewed the conductor who was visibly very relieved. I would have freaked out the eff out if I saw this on the platform. Could have been really ugly.
This is fucking hilarious. On a sad note I bet she'll be a breeding machine.
If that doesn't get you to AA and God-lovin' sober then nothing will.
And yeah, the Boston trains can be sketchy. There are some places where I don't even like being around the tracks sober.
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Good ole Orange line...
drunks need to learn the MBTA is DEADLY when drinking.
One drunk kid died on the Porter Sq T escalator going down cause he fell and the strings to kis hoody got snagged and strangled him (it's a very long escalator). Noone could help him in time.
Why is this ho walking alone drunk? Take a freaking cab, they are everywhere.
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Jack - I LOVE video #3!! Pissing on the cops! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAH!
And this brings new meaning to "drunken ho gets a train ran on her."
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That girl was beyond hot mess. But as your grandma always said, "God takes care of fools and children"
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She's probably going to have a few drinks to celebrate that fact that she's alive.
I didn't know Wino was in Boston.
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Submitted by CantStandBitches on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 11:35am.
LMAOO
Drunks are entertainers @ heart
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Once again, ITA. Check out this video of 3 ways to fail a drunk test... LMAOOOOOOO at #2. He stumbles out the door and down the HALLWAY! LOL!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4fc_1256688407
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Let's hope this will be one of those "wake-up" moments for her. Next time she might not be so lucky...
Also, I think she should be fined.
The old man in the black jacket was really determined to stop that train. He got bumped by the train himself standing there waving his arms around. She is lucky as hell that people even bothered trying to save her dumbass.
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Sure the drunk ho survived but the 100 passengers that got squished into a pancake when the emergency brakes hit probably aren't too happy.
LMAOO
Drunks are entertainers @ heart