Tuesday, November 10th 2009

One Flew Over The CaCa's Nest


If Chris Crocker shot a parody of a Nip/Tuck promo on the bath house set of Eastern Promises, it would look just like Lady CaCa's new video for Bad Romance. That basically sums it up. That might be a compliment, but I'm not sure.

And I will admit that I did get the tingles for the chorus of Snow Miser's dancing sperm. I always figured his jizz fish could bust a move.

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Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 3:41pm.
"U put a gorgeous girl people will hate u put ugly girl with a AC filter on her face people will hate..... I think people hating on celebrity is some self esteem release of sorts...like a habit of making yourself feel good while hating on what people do"

Totally agree with you. Didn't you hear "hating" is in. LOL! Nobody likes anything anymore. And apparently Every artist is unoriginal. o.0 There are only so many personas/styles/looks/sounds/notes/melodies/lyrics etc that you can convey as an artist. So,there is a 99% chance that someone somewhere has done something similar before.

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. "

mandashell's picture

WOW! I really like this video. Very cool, entertaining and interesting. The song, not so much. It isn't bad but I bet it will grow on me over time. Gaga is coming to the Palace and I will most definately be there. Sure she will put on a helluva show. ;'D

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Yes! At least you are having fun with it - and you could always learn if you wanted. Don't let this ridiculous dispute dissuade you from ever trying (just don't take lessons from Lady Gaga).

And every good girl deserves a pain au chocolat in the morning!

Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:10pm.
okay just my grain of salt and cuz i have nothing to do !!
only words i have used in france is :
ca va ? and putain !!
LOL
i am so ignorant but french is difficult so many rules !
still love a man who can call me putain in bed !
makes me feel sexy and dirty at the same time , of course i expect a croissant or pain ou chocolat in the morning !

peaches80's picture

okay just my grain of salt and cuz i have nothing to do !!
only words i have used in france is :
ca va ? and putain !!
LOL
i am so ignorant but french is difficult so many rules !
still love a man who can call me putain in bed !
makes me feel sexy and dirty at the same time , of course i expect a croissant or pain ou chocolat in the morning !
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And dear God, if you think pronunciation does not make a difference, I really cannot discuss with you any further. I pity your French professors for the migraines you must bequeath upon them.

Go to your French teacher and say "J'aime ma mari!" when you are trying to say that you love your husband, or "J'adore cette guerre!" when you are trying to say that you like this train station, or "Je suis jaune!" when you are trying to say "I am young!" and tell them that pronunciation does not make a difference in the wise mind of Shoe Shine Boy. If they do not backhand you for being so ignorant about pronunciation, "EWORUO@#UIOJFSKD" will be the sound of his/her brain hitting a brick wall at Mach 5 speed.

Submitted by Drunk Andi on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 8:17pm.
If you had any French listening skills whatsoever, you would hear that she does not say "Je veux ton amour" but "J'adore l'amour." Sure, the first makes more sense, but for some reason she went with "J'adore..." Oh, and any French dictionary will tell you that revanche is a NOUN, which fits perfectly within the context of what she's saying. Yeah, maybe her pronunciation sucks, but it doesn't mean it's incorrect in general. Fuck you're stupid.

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Dearest Shoe Shine Boy,

If you had said you were a deaf-mute at the beginning of this conversation, maybe I would have had sympathy for your French skills, followed by a complimentary pat on the head and an, "Aww, you're trying! How adorable!"

And obviously you are pandering for a free French lesson, so I shall help your poor, weary soul. You can thank me later when you do not make a fool of yourself in front of the people that grade your French ability.

She says "J'veux ton amour et je veux ton revenge, j'adore l'amour, I don't wanna be friends." In colloquial French, the 'e' in 'Je' is often truncated, thus "Je veux" becomes "J'veux." This has a tendency to throw off beginning French students because it takes a good amount of perception to notice the subtleties. An example to help you practice:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLXKDKRaC3s&feature=related

And, yes, "la revanche" is a noun. Good job! Rub your eyes a little bit and reread what I previously posted. I never said it was otherwise, I simply wrote that she says "revenge" with an overdone 'French' accent (she does not say "revanche". Shame on you for not doing your homework to discern pronunciation differences between the "zh" and "ch" sounds. F for the day.). The word "revenge" is not used in French. "La revanche," yes. "La vengeance," yes. "Revenge," no.

Cliff's Notes:

* Shoe Shine Boy is a deaf-mute, so be nice
* Lady Gaga tries to sing in French, but misses the mark
* The word "revenge" is not the same in English and in French. It is a false cognate.
* Let us rejoice, because there is nothing left to say about this insipid topic

Submitted by Drunk Andi on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 8:17pm.
If you had any French listening skills whatsoever, you would hear that she does not say "Je veux ton amour" but "J'adore l'amour." Sure, the first makes more sense, but for some reason she went with "J'adore..." Oh, and any French dictionary will tell you that revanche is a NOUN, which fits perfectly within the context of what she's saying. Yeah, maybe her pronunciation sucks, but it doesn't mean it's incorrect in general. Fuck you're stupid

If you had any French listening skills whatsoever, you would hear that she does not say "Je veux ton amour" but "J'adore l'amour." Sure, the first makes more sense, but for some reason she went with "J'adore..." Oh, and any French dictionary will tell you that revanche is a NOUN, which fits perfectly within the context of what she's saying. Yeah, maybe her pronunciation sucks, but it doesn't mean it's incorrect in general. Fuck you're stupid.

Ooh, college-level French! How edgy!

She says "Je veux ton amour..." and then whatever indiscernible crap that sounds nothing like "revanche" and is pronounced exactly like a French version of the word "revenge." Ask your French professors if there is a pronunciation difference between "zh" and "ch" and if they say "No!", you should ask for a refund for your class and run far, far away (I recommend to a French-speaking country so you can work on your dictation).

"RumerMills is loving it, as does Perez"
And because Perez loves it we should all love it too?

can't stand lady gag her, her attempts at "fierceness" is too contrived, and we can all see through it. I think she dresses fugly, to make us all not realize that she is truly fugly in the face, and since she can't be a typical cute pop star she decides to be a female manson, in the hopes that we won't see how unattractive she is.

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Not bad shit! , Least she sings better than Brit Brit, but can she lip sync better? This song has same tempo as Pokerface and other Lady GG songs, just different lyrics, but with GaGa it's more about the show and style.

Another thing I notice with Stefanie, ooops our Lady of GaGa is I don't think she likes the way her face looks, I think she's self concious about it, and this is whay she's always wearing big Ass Glasses ,Masks & Hats to distract away from her beak face, iif hshe would get plastic surgery this early in her career it could have bad side effects, wait until she becomes a Maddona then lay low for a few years while your collecting royalty checks then get the Madge face life and come out of your closet with your new Vagina and nobody will notice the diffence other than she looks better.

All GaGa has to do now is really sing @ concerts and not lip sync like Brit Brit and she'll suprass Brit Brit in record sales or illegal downloads in no time.

Kandykane's picture

Lady Gaga is interesting. The video holds my attention which in and of itself is remarkable these days. I think she has talent and she can SING!!! Shitters had better have held on to some coin from her ridiculous 'world tour'... that lumpy talentless behawtcha will need it to pay the bills. Shitters was over before she began. It takes a little more than lipsynching around a stage with your smelly ass hanging out plus tits pointing south. Thank god Shitters is too old to carry off the teen sex kitten act. Perhaps now she will FUCK.OFF. and leave the tunes to far more interesting types.

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

I love the song and video, and it's getting lots of support on the net. RumerMills is loving it, as does Perez. Stop calling her Lady Caca!!! She's the best thing to happen to music in years...

Check out the much better review here!!!

http://www.rumermills.com/2009/11/10/lady-gaga-bad-romance-official-vide...

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I like it...

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Submitted by Caladonia on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 6:56pm.

She tries WAY too hard to be edgy, weird and artsy. SHe needs to take a few tips from Bjork, Kate Bush and Grace Jones. Those bitches are genuinely weird without even trying.

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yes Caladonia. Bjork, Kate, Grace- got true edge and art. very comfortable in their weirdness

gaga- she's such a poser it hurts. [sorry gaga fans]

skippy's picture

old crap, new crap. what's the difference? i'll never buy crap. this was crap. and she is a sell out, obviously. next.

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Submitted by starfishing on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 5:51am.
who's milli vanilli?????
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starfishing's picture

who's milli vanilli?????

lame.

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So yeah, the shoes do make me laugh.
As does her posture in the opening shot.

But she is.not.an.artist. Period.

Grace Jones. Dale Bozzio. Wendy O Williams.
I must have missed the numerous top ten singles they had?

I know, you don't have to like her, it's a matter of taste. But there's no denying that she's taking her weird thing mainstream like nobody else has before. Madonna? She always presented a fairly conventionally appealing image. Lady Gaga does not, and I like that.

Of course her stuff is derivative. I gather she knows that! It's still a startling mixture, and the sounds and sights are still a lot of fun! Relax, enjoy. Come on, who else could actually wear those hooves? And if you don't crack a smile at the hooves, what can ever move you?

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Gaga should be the average Pop singer of today. She only tops because most every body else is trying to copy each other.

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flossy09's picture

It's a funny video. Total over stimulation for the senses. Has Gaga come out of the Freemason closet? Lots of symbols through out the video. Nah, I shouldn't give her too much credit right?

Musically and culturally the middish to late 90's were so dull and boring and this led to even more conformity in later years. I got sick of seeing everyone look and sound the same.

Hysteria's picture

LMAO at "One flew over the CaCa's nest"!!

Aahahaha!

I am impressed that she can sing and play piano at the same time.

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Submitted by kylimayrow on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 5:10pm.

She's actually Catholic Italian, but keep up with the ignorance.

"There are three things I'm afraid of clowns, homeless people and drag queens" - Jeff Lewis

stake_spike's picture

What the fuck? It's like a bad Eastern Europe pop video in really good English.

"There are three things I'm afraid of clowns, homeless people and drag queens" - Jeff Lewis

spinabifida's picture

i'm so over people complaining that everything currently happening in pop music is derivative or rehashed. EVERYONE has been inspired by and taken from past decades, especially if you were born in the 80's. were Beat It or Bad really well written, artistically amazing songs?? what about Thriller?? not so much, but everyone bows down to MJ, mostly because now it's camp to recognize that he was a POP ACT. Gaga is a trillion times more talented than Britney, Rihanna or any other overly plastic bullshit from the 2000's. she's an italian club kid who writes her own POP/CLUB songs and plays the piano. Baby One More time got that chunky, overhyped southern teenager a rolling stone cover? really? Oops I did it again? worst song ever. listen to the layering and song structure of a lady gaga song and compare it to Umbrella. whatevs. it's like people want to be bored.

ScarfnBarf's picture

Has anyone ever seen her and Alexis Arquette in the same room?

Dancinpete's picture

Ooh, college-level French! How edgy!

She says "Je veux ton amour..." and then whatever indiscernible crap that sounds nothing like "revanche" and is pronounced exactly like a French version of the word "revenge." Ask your French professors if there is a pronunciation difference between "zh" and "ch" and if they say "No!", you should ask for a refund for your class and run far, far away (I recommend to a French-speaking country so you can work on your dictation).

Of course this is petty, but would you expect anything more from a (wonderful) site ripping oh-so-eloquently on celebrities? Also, the fact that you have jumped on the bandwagon makes you just as "fucking stupid" and petty like the rest of us. Welcome to the club. You can be the shoe shine boy.

Submitted by Drunk Andi on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 10:17pm.
She actually says, "J'adore l'amour et je veux ta revanche." I currently take French in college and this makes perfect sense. You people will find any little thing to criticize her won't you? Why are people so fucking stupid and petty?

Grace Jones. Dale Bozzio. Wendy O Williams.
Go. Google. We can wait.

Submitted by toxicumbrella on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 1:22pm.
People in here sound like annoying outcasts, like sour lemons who hate everything that's popular. Light up. She's doing her thing, I'll take her over the top shit over the boring "Im so sexy" Britney Spears shit or the unoriginal "simple" and "artistic" black and white shit Beyonce puts out. Gaga is different for pop music, the music might not be groundbreaking but it's catchy and she wears and does things that before her, weren't acceptable for female POPSTARS, before Gaga it wasn't okay to be ugly or unatractive, popstars had to look as pretty and perfect as Brtiney (early days) and Rihanna
, I think Gaga has opened the door for ugly/average girls in the pop world, and I mean POP world, the whole glam superficial thing, and well, her outfits are fun, you can't deny that. Love the video.

She actually says, "J'adore l'amour et je veux ta revanche." I currently take French in college and this makes perfect sense. You people will find any little thing to criticize her won't you? Why are people so fucking stupid and petty?

Submitted by Dancinpete on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 8:50pm.
I said that it is not used in French. Of course the word 'revenge' is acceptable in English (and is used as a noun and a verb, however archaic it is to do so). I never said otherwise. French, on the other hand, is altogether different, because in French people say "la vengeance" and not "revenge." I say this because Lady Gaga was obviously trying to sing in French and messed it up. It seemed odd that no one would mention it to her.

Rozzay's picture

holy shit guys the hidden message in this is human sacrifice for the devil!She burns that dirty man by lluring them with her good looks,and you could clearly see two horns skulls at the end!

I dont like the song.

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@kanderass:

go fuck yourself beyonce i would rather listen to lady ga ga than your ghetto black and white plastic shit anyday.

and i say this again: you'll NEVER be grace kelly.

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Epic rubbish. Love to hate it.

There, I found it! I was looking all over for my broomstick that likes to dress up in weird wannabe artsy ways !

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I said that it is not used in French. Of course the word 'revenge' is acceptable in English (and is used as a noun and a verb, however archaic it is to do so). I never said otherwise. French, on the other hand, is altogether different, because in French people say "la vengeance" and not "revenge." I say this because Lady Gaga was obviously trying to sing in French and messed it up. It seemed odd that no one would mention it to her.

Confused in your old age? Forgot about the ol' faux amis from high school French class? You should also review the difference between "it's" and "its" if you are looking to tell someone they are wrong and want to make yourself sound more knowledgeable.

Submitted by Dancinpete on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 7:23pm.
It's cute that she was trying to sing in French, but surely someone more knowledgeable should have noticed that 'revenge' is not a noun in French, it is only a verb (revenger)? It hurts... like a Q-tip to the brain.

Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 7:30pm.
Revenge isn't a noun in English, its a verb. Cute how you tried to come off as 'knowledgeable', though. Its ok young larvae, we all make mistakes, like.....

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Pete.... What about finding Glen Close in my kitchen cooking my pet Rabbit?
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"SALT THE SNAIL"

I Love it, I think she's hilarious and wonderful and I don't care who knows it! hahahaa

Lighten up and enjoy life people. She is wearing green glittery A. McQueen HOOVES. Did Michael K not call that one a few days ago, btw? I love you too MK; don't hate me because I can't help my Gaga love. The heart is illogical.

Dancinpete's picture

Cliff's Notes: Don't say 'revenge' in French! And may you never find a live turtle in your soup!*

* = this may or may not be in my epic post

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Submitted by anhydre on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 8:35pm.

This shit hurts.
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Dancinpete's last post hurt worse. TOO MANY WORDS.

CAn i have the cliff's notes please?
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DeccaQuinne's picture

It's like a Eurovision Song Contest Entry!

At last the Americans catch up with us Brits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6FmisoHSc0

This shit hurts.

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Submitted by peopleperson on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 8:01pm.

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Submitted by kylimayrow on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 5:10pm.

I have seen this tricks pics from her school years she was a rich little Jewish princess,yawn,

Nothing screams 'Jewish' like the last name Germanotta, eh? Maybe in your Wiki-universe her entry is under Stefani Germanottabergsteingold?

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