Open Post: Hosted By Sesame Street!
Today is Sesame Street's big 4-0, which means it won't be long before we see Big Bird riding around in a new red Corvette with a young trophy ho and Oscar the Grouch shopping at Ed Hardy with Jon Gosselin. No, this will never happen, because Sesame Street will forever be an 8-year-old stoner. Thankfully.
Celebrate Sesame Street's birthday by hugging a Muppet. And if you don't have a Muppet near you, hugging Christian Bale will do. It's just like hugging Kermit.
I had a hard time trying to figure out my favorite Sesame Street clip, but then one of my friends sent me the one below. I've never seen it, but it's now at the top of my list. Let this girl serenade you as she takes her pet llama to the dentist in NYC to get his busted up grill fixed.
If you think about it, this shit is kind of fucked up. Why does this chick have a llama in NYC? And why is the dentist dude totally cool with a big animal strolling into his office? They are all stoned (even the llama). That's the only explanation.
You can always count on Sesame Street to get you high without having to call your dealer.
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Submitted by Jonas09 on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:00pm.
but take heart, Cookie Monster will still love cookie
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Whew! I thought I was gonna have to get a new boyfriend!
♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
Love the Christian Bale/Kermit reference!! I saw that site awhile ago, and it's still funny.
Submitted by Jonas09 on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:00pm.
Anyone who saw Cookie Monster on The Colbert Report would know that. He hasn't given up cookies, just cut back. And with good reason: even he said he was "the Robert Downey, Jr. of cookies"!
Sesame Street is an American educational children's television series and a pioneer of the contemporary educational television standard, combining both education and entertainment. The rumors started a few years ago with a series of complaints that Cookie Monster advocated kids to eat too many sweets. It is the 40th Anniversary of Sesame Street, so it's understandable why people are concerned – but take heart, Cookie Monster will still love cookie – but now emphasizes a more balanced and healthy diet. There will be no Cookie Monster Veggie Monster change, so don't waste low interest loans investigating false rumblings over nothing.
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 2:01pm.
FUCK!! i missed the crazy!!
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me luvs jordi labanda too !!!!!!!
and fafi , miss van , NICO, etc
you a designer , if so HIGH FIVE !
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"Santa, honey, that's a sweet little Blessed Virgin you got on top that TV," Mrs. Reilly said.
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I AM THE OFFICIAL CRAZY OVAH HERE!!!
i called shotgun a looong time ago and no CAPS-LOCK ho is gunna take it away from me!!!!!!
wassup HORZ?
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walk for a ho!
"We shank it for the girl that we love best. We be shankin! Shank the shit out of MS"
-posted by LoLo on my Facebook wall.
i am wearing a sexay neglige in leopard print !!!!!
NOT !!!!!!!
only in mah head , lalalalalalalalala
back to dreamland
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"Santa, honey, that's a sweet little Blessed Virgin you got on top that TV," Mrs. Reilly said.
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Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 2:04pm.
SUCKANDFUCK
LUVS SUCKANDFUCK
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Thank you Peaches. You are so sweet. I hope you have a really excellent day. :)
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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.
Sickest. fuck. ever.
SUCKANDFUCK
LUVS SUCKANDFUCK
SORRY YA'LL IMMA KINDA HIGH ON COOUGH SYRUP OR SUMETHING !! : (
BUT LUVS YA'LL SPECIALLY SUCKANDFUCK!!!!!!!!
OK THIS FOR S&F
Olvidemos todo de una vez
Así
Hagamos un trato que podamos sostener
Aquí
Al menos un rato.
Acurruquémonos, mi amor
Todo estalla en derredor
La miseria y su estertor nos mata
Acurruquémonos, mi amor
Fulminemos el rencor
Que sólo sobrevive del pasado.
Y ahora fue todo reducido a cenizas
No queda ni una sola pista
De lo que fue
No hay más
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"Santa, honey, that's a sweet little Blessed Virgin you got on top that TV," Mrs. Reilly said.
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Farrah on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 2:01pm
But you just got here...
Yea, speakit a while back divulged some kind of personal stuff and by all accounts, Jizzball is the object of her/his manic panic rainbow of ALL CAPS rants.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
HAY, peaches! You know I luvs you too (;x)
♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 2:01pm.
FUCK!! i missed the crazy!!
you are the crazy, sweetheart!.. hi, Farrah!!
OT: wait... nevermind!
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"So sleep tight, baby.
Unfurrow your brow,
and know I love you.
We're alright for now"
Never fear, Farrah, it will be back. The crazy always comes back.
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She told me not to step on the cracks
I told her not to fuss and relax
Well, her pretty little face stopped me in my tracks
But now she sleeps with one eye open
ANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!!
XOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXO
GURL !
LUVS ANGEL !
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"Santa, honey, that's a sweet little Blessed Virgin you got on top that TV," Mrs. Reilly said.
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Bye KD!
Hi Farrah!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
FUCK!! i missed the crazy!!
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www.walkms.org
walk for a ho!
"We shank it for the girl that we love best. We be shankin! Shank the shit out of MS"
-posted by LoLo on my Facebook wall.
Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 1:58pm.
*smooch*... *hands over four leaf clover*
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"So sleep tight, baby.
Unfurrow your brow,
and know I love you.
We're alright for now"
Well, it's been reel, but I'm gonna go run some errands. TTYL.
xoxoxox
ESE!!!!!!!!!!!
i luvssssss me some ESE
sexiest man on dlisted 4evah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
irish fury , grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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"Santa, honey, that's a sweet little Blessed Virgin you got on top that TV," Mrs. Reilly said.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 1:56pm.
I do! (says the little brown girl wearing a hockey shirt and oddly ginormous shorts;p)
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I am wearing the zact same thing!!!! Well, not right now, right now, but I HAVE worn something like that.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 1:56pm.
ESE you is so wise. You should speak on our behalf all the time. And I cosign your requests.
*tips hat*... Danke Schoen!
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"So sleep tight, baby.
Unfurrow your brow,
and know I love you.
We're alright for now"
ESE you is so wise. You should speak on our behalf all the time. And I cosign your requests.
@ SPEAKIT
girl whats going on , i miss ya i think you are really nice and i really like you , i hope nobody treated you wrong but if they did , well ignore it !
i miss ya and i miss talking to you , bye friend
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
i wish you the best .
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"Santa, honey, that's a sweet little Blessed Virgin you got on top that TV," Mrs. Reilly said.
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 1:50pm.
angel- exactly! It's the interwebs, you can be anyone you want! Like, I'm still trying to figure out if you have ginormous bewbies and wear cowboy hats all the time.
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I do! (says the little brown girl wearing a hockey shirt and oddly ginormous shorts;p)
♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 1:24pm.
FUCK YOU ALL FOR THE WAY YOU'VE TREATED ME. FUCK YOU ALL FOR SUCKING THE DICK OF A LYING, MANIPULATIVE MANCHILD WHO FUCKED UP MY LIFE, WHICH DIRECTLY AFFECTED THE LIVES OF INNOCENTS. FUCK YOU ALL FOR CALLING ME CRAZY. HE WAS AND IS A ROTTEN PIECE OF SHIT YOU IDOLIZE FOR NOTHING.
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, FUCK DLISTED AND ALL OF THE DLISTED WHORES.
ya know, i don't give a shit about your "relationship" problems, but... really? you're gonna say that EVERYONE here has treated you badly? that's silly...
oh, and also... next rant... could you throw in some "TOILET BATS" and "SOFA BATTERIES" just for fun?
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"So sleep tight, baby.
Unfurrow your brow,
and know I love you.
We're alright for now"
angel- exactly! It's the interwebs, you can be anyone you want! Like, I'm still trying to figure out if you have ginormous bewbies and wear cowboy hats all the time. I'm me, though, through and through. Sure I'm a little more free and easy on the internet, because that is the way things are when you think you are anonymous, but I don't make things up unless I'm just being silly. Making up identities is just too much work!
common knowledge that you have a mental disorder, yeah, that's true.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Um, noooo, clearly its not common knowledge. If you got dirt on someone and its legit, SPILL IT!
This is bullshit. The comments section is MY blog/diary and NOT anyone else's, I don't care how many slimeball husbands they have.
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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.
Sickest. fuck. ever.
@KD: I really don't think you're having a blonde moment with this one. It's totally impossible to tell what's happening IRL and just online or even what's happening at all really...it's like - she forgets that we can only the see the words that are here...and it's all encrypted...I want to know cuz I do love scandal but I can't ever figure anything out. It's like the most long and drawn out Blind Item ever.
♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 1:29pm.
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 1:24pm.
FUCK YOU ALL FOR THE WAY YOU'VE TREATED ME. FUCK YOU ALL FOR SUCKING THE DICK OF A LYING, MANIPULATIVE MANCHILD WHO FUCKED UP MY LIFE, WHICH DIRECTLY AFFECTED THE LIVES OF INNOCENTS. FUCK YOU ALL FOR CALLING ME CRAZY. HE WAS AND IS A ROTTEN PIECE OF SHIT YOU IDOLIZE FOR NOTHING.
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, FUCK DLISTED AND ALL OF THE DLISTED WHORES.
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YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT AND IF I COULD IDOLIZE HIM AGAIN I WOULD. I WOULD DO IT A THOUSAND TIMES. I WOULD SUCK THAT MANCHILD'S DICK A THOUSAND TIMES MORE TOO!!!! A MILLION TIMES MORE!!!!! FOREVER!!
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Go for it. He's all yours.
snowpiece... go fuck yourself. as if it's not common knowledge.
toodles
Oh dag!
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She told me not to step on the cracks
I told her not to fuss and relax
Well, her pretty little face stopped me in my tracks
But now she sleeps with one eye open
I liked speakit once upon a time. She had a frog avi and was just like most of us, but then she was separating from her slimeball husband or something and supposedly someone she knew was spying on her in here and using stuff she said on here against her in the divorce or something. I have no idea why anyone would be do that and it sounds pretty rediculous, but I supposed it could be possible. I dunno, I'm still confused about the whole thing, but sometimes it doesn't take much.
yes Jack, that shit is never ending and the mental illness on display is quite scary!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I remember some shit a while back with speakit getting in to it with some jizzball or some shit like that.. I think that's what the other name was.... one of them was def speakit, though. he/she accused them of being cold, heartless and knew them IRL... I saw it on an open post somewhere.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 1:34pm.
ahhhhh snowy... the sensitive one at dlisted. LOL
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LOLOLOLOLOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
Meh, Dlisted hasn't ruined anyone's life ever.
I mean, I wish we had that kind of powah, I have a list and no one on DL is on it....yet.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Snowy- for real! I'm bored outta my gourd over he-yah.
Speakit- I have no idea what you are talking about either. If somebody "fucked up" your life, then you really need to think about taking some responsibility for being the one who let this person in your life in the first place.
ahhhhh snowy... the sensitive one at dlisted. LOL
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
OMG STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL?????obsessed much? Wow, well at least now we have some excitement around here today
*YAWN*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:21am.
aaah i thought you had a recipe. something that you whipped up at home. on the cheap like.
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K, so first: Yeah just olive oil. And you can avoid hairspray by using egg whites. And just trimming them really regularly too...you can always take off a quarter inch and it'll grow right back...
and @speakit: Peace, bitch. I don't know what's going on - I never have and most of us don't. No one's tryna fuck you up. Promise.
♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
lol sucky... guess I shoulda just said that!
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
WoW.
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 1:24pm.
FUCK YOU ALL FOR THE WAY YOU'VE TREATED ME. FUCK YOU ALL FOR SUCKING THE DICK OF A LYING, MANIPULATIVE MANCHILD WHO FUCKED UP MY LIFE, WHICH DIRECTLY AFFECTED THE LIVES OF INNOCENTS. FUCK YOU ALL FOR CALLING ME CRAZY. HE WAS AND IS A ROTTEN PIECE OF SHIT YOU IDOLIZE FOR NOTHING.
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, FUCK DLISTED AND ALL OF THE DLISTED WHORES.
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YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT AND IF I COULD IDOLIZE HIM AGAIN I WOULD. I WOULD DO IT A THOUSAND TIMES. I WOULD SUCK THAT MANCHILD'S DICK A THOUSAND TIMES MORE TOO!!!! A MILLION TIMES MORE!!!!! FOREVER!!
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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.
Sickest. fuck. ever.
WHOA, speakit...? WTF are you talking about!?
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
FUCK YOU ALL FOR THE WAY YOU'VE TREATED ME. FUCK YOU ALL FOR SUCKING THE DICK OF A LYING, MANIPULATIVE MANCHILD WHO FUCKED UP MY LIFE, WHICH DIRECTLY AFFECTED THE LIVES OF INNOCENTS. FUCK YOU ALL FOR CALLING ME CRAZY. HE WAS AND IS A ROTTEN PIECE OF SHIT YOU IDOLIZE FOR NOTHING.
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, FUCK DLISTED AND ALL OF THE DLISTED WHORES.