Wednesday, November 11th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 10th!

Hands and utensils everywhere breathed a sigh of relief with the invention of the Kirstie Alley Feed-O-Matic made from 100% titanium. - suze

Runners-up:

Why is he sucking Heather Mills toes? - El Bastardo

It turns out that the DNA tests performed by the Maury Povich Show were a bit unorthodox. - loozer

If you need help with your gag reflex you can just visit a Pam Anderson fashion show. - freebird

(Thanks John)

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suze's picture

Thanks everyone and congrats to El B, loozer and freebird.

Wow - can't believe I won - El B yours was HILARIOUS
Hands down shoulda won : )

urmomma's picture

Late to the party, but CONGRATS! Funny!Funny!
xoxoxoxoxoo

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

El Bastardo's picture

ALLLLLLLLLLLRIGHT!!!! Thanx foolz! Congroots clowns, that woz a tuffen! Suzeysue champeen!! :o)
NoAnjloverdollxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

NoAnjl's picture

Congrats suze and El Bastardo and loozerbaby♥ and freebird. THEY WERE ALL EXCELLENT!
♥JA♥!!! LMAO
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JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO

Lady RedBush's picture

CONGRATS suze, freebird, looser, and el bastardo <3 you guys should all be doing stand up=]

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There's no greater way to gain an audience's sympathy than by being unfortunate.-Seth Green

jack-n-the-hat's picture

thanks pleccy!!!
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck

Plecostomus's picture

Heya, jack.

I saw the bane of your DListed existence, thanks for the grab.

At least now we know you're not just seein' things aheheheheh.

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Bottom-feeder.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

LMAO snowy... maybe that's true... IMMA EMAIL MK!
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck

freebird's picture

Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 9:49am.
FreeB, I got teef whitening ads, dresses and jewelry. Hahaha! Healthcare ads on my page would most likely look like directions to the nearest free clinic.
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Ahaha! Free Clinic Shit! Good times. Please tell me your not ho-ing for Joe!

snowpiece's picture

no healthcare ads here, Jack, the interwebz know you are a walking emergency room

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

snowpiece's picture

LMAO all my whores won!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Plecccoooooo!!! email me... I will reply with a screenshot!

WHOOOP WHOOOOP
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck

NitWitty's picture

FreeB, I got teef whitening ads, dresses and jewelry. Hahaha! Healthcare ads on my page would most likely look like directions to the nearest free clinic.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...

Plecostomus's picture

@ jack: Done.

OnT: Funny hos!!! COngrats!!! Ahahaha. Aha. ha.

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Bottom-feeder.

freebird's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 9:39am.

You guys don't see the "8 Ways Healthcare Reform would benefit you" ads????!!! THEY ARE BLUE AND RED?!!! OMG - MK is targeting me about healthcare!!!! I WILL NOT CONFORM!!!
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Nah, baby. All sex toys & clothes over here. Yeah, we're definitely being profiled!!! I can only imagine what S&F would be seeing if he unblocked his ads. Definitely some JO material!

Plecostomus's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 9:39am.
You guys don't see the "8 Ways Healthcare Reform would benefit you" ads????!!!
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Honestly, I don't, jack. Yesterday I thought you were talking about TV ads.

And - whatever it is you're on, I want summa dat.

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Bottom-feeder.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

You guys don't see the "8 Ways Healthcare Reform would benefit you" ads????!!! THEY ARE BLUE AND RED?!!! OMG - MK is targeting me about healthcare!!!! I WILL NOT CONFORM!!!
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck

freebird's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 9:30am.
Off topic - is anyone else having a slow go at loading the site since these damn healthcare ads were put up?!! AHHHGGGGGGG!!
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Healthcare ads? I see teeth whitnening, some sex toys, dresses and 'gay' T-shirts (which is a hot dude in a t-shirt with I heart caulking guns on it - shouldn't that be a lesbian?).

Plecostomus's picture

WHAT healthcare ads, jack?? I have two fingers....you have four eyes...is this real life?
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

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Bottom-feeder.

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 9:32am.

sucky- how the hell do you do that?!
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I use Firefox with Adblock Plus add on!!! FUCK YOU ADSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuh!

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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.

Sickest. fuck. ever.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

sucky- how the hell do you do that?!
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 9:30am.

Off topic - is anyone else having a slow go at loading the site since these damn healthcare ads were put up?!! AHHHGGGGGGG!!
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I block ads. (Sorry MK)

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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.

Sickest. fuck. ever.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Off topic - is anyone else having a slow go at loading the site since these damn healthcare ads were put up?!! AHHHGGGGGGG!!
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck

freebird's picture

Woot Woot! Thanks MK! YAY suze, ElB & LOOOOOOOOOZER!!!! Funny hos!

NitWitty's picture

Congrats, Suze!! WTG, to you other highlarious sluts! El♥b! Looooo♥ooozah! And *bite* FreeB♥
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Are You A Goddess? If so...

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Congratulation winners.... all very funny!

THANK YOU FOR THAT, LOOZER, THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING, YOU BASTARRRRRD! hahahaha
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck

OurMissC's picture

Congrats winners! Superb!

"They've lost their equilibrium because they've lost their faith in love."

loozer's picture

Congrats Suze, El B and Freebird♥♥!!!

Aw Shucks, MK. You chose little ol' me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

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He's always willing to be second-best
A perfect lodger, a perfect guest
Beautiful loozer read it on the wall
And realize you just can't have it all...

Plecostomus's picture

Woohoo, another all-star lineup today!!!

Congrats, suze!!! And the ever-funny El B!!! And loooooooooozeeeerrrr!!! And freebiiiiiiiiiiiiiird, too!!!
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Bottom-feeder.

It rubs the lotion in its skin, or else it gets the robot arm again.

Chester's picture

"Cock goes where?"

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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo hides.

One-trick Pony's picture

"How inventive. So the hands-free feeder is the latest development in swine-flu prevention?"
"Actually, no. Ever since Mr. Tequila watched his daughter's show on VH1, he's been a total germophobe."

roxie's picture

Byte-sized fun at the Toshiba Robot Convention!

Cookie123's picture

Dick Cheney-san enjoy easy Japanese Pacemaker Surgery.

Manimal5's picture

The new FBI approved Torture Bot is being field tested on "Christmas is around the corner" spammer.

Manimal5's picture

Before bad Scientologists are brought to The Hole, the tongue twister 2000 is used to make them conform.

freebird's picture

arm, robot.

freebird's picture

This is a hard one. I bet one of the spammers wins.

Oceannia420's picture

♪ Couch potatoes are gonna LOVE this shit!!! Now the dumb asses don't even have to feed themselves!!

plethr's picture

$10 says that robot is gonna cum all over his face

plethr's picture

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plethr's picture

Well at least they give you the option to spit or swallow

huangzhixian124's picture

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http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s1 (ED HARDY)

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New to Hong Kong : Winter Dress

---**** NHL Jersey Woman $ 40 ---**** NFL Jersey $ 35 --**** NBA Jersey $ 34 ---**** MLB Jersey $ 35 ---**** Jordan Six Ring_m $36 ---**** Air Yeezy_m $ 45 ---**** T-Shirt_m $ 25 ---**** Jacket_m $ 36 ---**** Hoody_m $ 50 ---****Manicure Set $ 20

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ProfessorVP's picture

The worst part is that an hour later, he's hungry for more.

plethr's picture

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