Not Everyone Loves Tracy Morgan's Dirty Mouth
A bunch of hos who were expecting to hear jokes that were approved by the FCC were in for a real shock on Friday night at Tracy Morgan's show at Carnegie Hall. They must have been expecting Tracy to make jokes about side-eye-giving parrots. But instead, they got a whole lot of filthy nasty dirty offensive shit in their ears. That sounds like beautiful music to me.
According to Gatecrasher, people started fleeing the theater only a few minutes into Tracy's show. Many middle-aged women ran home to fuck their ears with holy water-laced bars of soap after Tracy began making jokes about porn, drugs and gays. When Tracy joked that Obama and Michelle will have the first presidential sex tape out, some of the audience members gasped.
One audience member said, “People seemed to not be laughing at his jokes, but more because they were shocked and appalled with what was coming out of his mouth. There was a continuous flow of people getting up and leaving throughout the show."
Tracy didn't ignore the fact that people were quickly running out of there like they had a bad case of explosive diarrhea. Tracy told the audience, “You want the clean Tracy? Turn on the TV.”
This is why people need to do their research before they go to a show. It's like the time some hot piece invited my ass to his one of his friends in Hamlet. After doing a quick Google search, I learned that shit was over 3 hours long!!!!! So before I left for the theater, I packed a bag filled with a neck pillow, a beef jerky variety pack, a beaker full of Franzia, a pee bottle and a pair of eyeball sunglasses (for naps).
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lol@his tiny feet! What size does he wear?! 8?! Omg...Tracy is funny on the show, I bet he has a dirty mouth, you can tell with his antics on the show and well, by this article apparently. I guess he's kinda like Chris Rock but worse huh?
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Submitted by I need more cowbell: "Monique is bragging about her weight loss (good for her I am jealous) but she has 6" long hair on her legs while wearing a knee length dress with heels."
Ha, ha, yes I saw that. It's really obvious. Part of me was thinking, oh whatever, she's doing her own thing, but she kind of looks like a drag queen in the making. You know, first the makeup, then the dress, then revealing himself in public forgetting certain essentials like leg (and lip) wax, maybe constantly checking his tuck...
OT: Before it got played out, as do most SNL character sketches, Brian Fellowes was genius. I also think Morgan's singing Rocket is funny.
By the way, I went to see Jaz-Z, you know, that nice young man I saw interviewed on Charlie Rose, perform at Lincoln Center. I took my friends Bunny, Brooke, and Slater. I was so shocked to hear him singing about crime and using curse words (and the n-word)!
Haha. Good, some people need a good shock to their oh-so delicate sensibilities.
I remember going to see a Pink Flamingos revival... The crowd was filled with all these suburbanites who thought it would be hip to go see a "cult classic". Ha! They were tripping over each other trying to get the fuck out of there... I bet less than 10 people made it through to the end.
we saw him perform this summer at our annual comedy festival...he was pretty nasty but it was shocking funny like first u go omg cant believe he said that and then laugh ur ass off...
Tiny feet. How does the man stand up?
I never found him funny, it's not a surprise to me.
He was funny on SNL. I think people are making mountains out of moleholes on this story.
I'm say'n, I'd like his dirty mouf.
Just milking it for shock value. Pfft. Neeeext.
Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 11:40pm.
Elmo is dead. Sesame Street put him to sleep today in honor of their 40th.
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Elmo is dead. Sesame Street put him to sleep today in honor of their 40th.
Nice fart pose, Tracy. I love him. He could read the phone book and I'd pee from laughing. Hopefully in one of those camping pee jars. Where the hell is the Go Girl Cup? What up?
that 30 rock episode when larry king is interviewing him is the best !
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I heard him on Howard Stern recently. He is NOT funny and seemed delighted to be able say anything he wanted on Sirius radio. Some of it seemed too much even for Howard.
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people were expecting him to be like his character from 30 Rock, not himself. It was funny, they're lame.
What the hell? Was it nuns-get-in-free night? It's a comedy show NOT in Disneyland but in NYC. And Tracy Morgan isn't exactly known for good clean fun, JEEESUS H.
It's increasingly annoying to hear comedians or other-wise being hated on because some lazy jackass couldn't make the time to learn more about the act they're going to see, and then talk shit because it turned out not to fit their own personal humor.
If you don't like his work, then don't watch. The way some people act towards Morgan is that he's going out of his way to personally be all up in their face.
Submitted by I need more cowbell on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 8:46pm.
OFF TOPIC: Current People magazine page 87. Monique is bragging about her weight loss (good for her I am jealous) but she has 6" long hair on her legs while wearing a knee length dress with heels. OH MY GOD! She is so disgusting!
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At first I thought, well having Tracy Morgan at Carnegie Hall is kinda like having Jeff Dunham at the Apollo. But, Tracy has crossed over to prime time so either he needs to turn down the Carnegies or adjust his act. I think his wife left him cause he's a drunk. Boo Tracy boo.
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this president better be saving all of his money, in a few years no one will want to hear his name.
@Mike - tracy stoned on letterman: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9y039_tracy-morgan-letterman-interview...
He adds a nice layer of absurdity to 30 rock, much like mel on the dick van dyke show, but that's it for me.
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OFF TOPIC: Current People magazine page 87. Monique is bragging about her weight loss (good for her I am jealous) but she has 6" long hair on her legs while wearing a knee length dress with heels. OH MY GOD! She is so disgusting!
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Submitted by easyaspie2 on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 7:22pm.
My guess is he is either bipolar or a druggie or both. If it werent for 30Rock he would be nothing.
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So you actually mean that if it wasn't for his WORK he would be nothing?!
Whatever...
I have never found this man funny , engaging or even entertaining . Just annoying . In all of his years on SNL I kept thinking " if these focus groups that cast this shit show need a Black cast member , please give Garrett Morris his old job back."
I agree with what Rip Taylor said recently that he refuses to see comics who only work dirty. Its too easy to get some laughs off saying "fuck" and "pussy." Oh and lets dont forget jokes about gays.
if that was me up there making jokes about Blacks Id be this racist white guy. fuck off Tracy , go suck Eddie Murphys tranny chasing dick you hateful cunt.
the only thing funny about this shit is the brain dead uppity honkies that book acts @ Carnegie Hall failed to look into his "act" before carting him out in front of the upper crust fur/ jewels set. HA HA!!
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I went to see Tracy with a bunch of frat boys in college, and many of us ended up walking out. It's not that his jokes are dirty, it's that they're gross and unappealing. Not the kind where you're uncomfortable but laugh, just the kind where you're weirded out by this gross guy saying nasty things about women.
He also tried his best to make us forever associate an old but popular song with his nastiness, but I can't seem to remember what the song was. Totally unsuccessful show.
Submitted by dreadloccowgirl on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 8:16pm.
A lot of people say that, but really, all they remember are individual sketches that ended up being iconic. E! used to run their old shows and they really weren't any better than SNL now.
Last time I checked SNL hasn't been funny in 30 years! Make that $$$$ "Hustle Man".
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It's not "know your audience". You don't take your prudish mom or granny to see Tracy Morgan. Some comedians are good at changing a routine and throwing it out the window like Katt Williams and Dave Chappelle. But not all comedians can do that and it's not fair to expect them to change it. It's like taking your 5 year old to see Saw and then expecting the theater to change the reel to a kids movie becaue your child is scared.
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Submitted by la_patita on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 7:12pm.
I haven't but that is fucking Hilarious! LOL
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Submitted by 2Di4 on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 7:26pm.
eff the haters. i love me some tracy morgan
Werd. I dont watch 30 rock but when he does interviews he is hilarious!!!!
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He's never been funny........I always felt embarrassed for him on SNL, because he was/is terrible
so, the guy is successfully unfunny as a side character on SNL, as a caricature of himself(with other people writing for him) on 30 Rock, and when he's writing his own material?
wow... would've never seen that coming
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eff the haters. i love me some tracy morgan.
don't these idiots know that all comedians pull out the verbal version of their privates when they're on stage? they's all moe-rons.
My guess is he is either bipolar or a druggie or both. If it werent for 30Rock he would be nothing.
I am sorry this fool needs to go sit down somewhere. I don't know where Tracy Jordan ends and Tracy Morgan begins, this fool has lost touch with reality. Coonery--you're doing it right.
Tracey kills on 30 Rock!
This is the most attention Tracy has gotten in years. Good job Tracy.
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I'm not at all shocked after reading that nasty quote he gave to some mag about anal sex. I thought he was hilarious as Brian Fellow, but he is just gross in "real" life. Apparently it was waaaay homophobic and explicit. In Carnegie Hall of all places. LOL.
I don't think he's funny at all. At first yes but he acts the same in everything he does.
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Here's a funny clip of Tracy being hisself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXz16nqmLPc&feature=player_embedded
I saw his show at Caroline's a few years ago and I must say I was shocked and didn't think his shit was funny at all. He talked mostly about anal. Wooooo fun. NOT.
the fact they paid to see tracy morgan offends me.he ain't funny!