Fergie Talks About Cheating
No, Fergie Ferg did not queef about the rumors that her husband did illegal fuck times with a pussy shaker down in Atlanta, but she did talk about how she was schooled by her therapist on the topic of cheating. In an interview with The Advocate, Fergie admitted that she didn't know nibbling on the clitty counted as cheating. Fergie learned the expensive way (aka through her therapist).
Fergie said, "I’ve been very honest with him from the get-go. I think women are beautiful, I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it. The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man. But just because I enjoy women doesn’t mean I’m allowed to have affairs in my relationship. I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it’s with girls, so there is a rule there."
Is that so? That's not what I heard. I was under the impression that it doesn't count as cheating if you don't swallow or if you don't know their last name. If the jizz don't hit the tongue and you can't point their name out in a phone book, you are free and clear! TRUTH!
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nice picture she could pass for shania twain..
nice picture she could pass for shania twain..
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Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 2:59am.
Why do bisexuals bother to get married?
Unless it's to a man and a woman at the same time?
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I'd love that if they let you do it legally. My partner and I even have the guy all picked out. His wife might have a problem with it though. ;)
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Guess I'm just cranky today. And every day.
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Why do bisexuals bother to get married?
Unless it's to a man and a woman at the same time?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
See I can understand this, 'cause it's not real sex if you don't put a penis in a vagina. If it has no possibility of making babies, than it is safe to do. If you lick on someone else's privates, or let one do you in the butt, you are still not cheating and maybe still a virgin. This is the same thing parochial school girls said to keep their virginity. I get it. Wasn't that Bill Clinton's reasoning too?
Ya .. I think the egg timer is just about up on this marriage. He's doing chicks. She wants to do chicks, again. Guys .. just get divorced already. Save yourself a lot of pain and anguish. Move the fuck on ..
She CAN'T be that dense, can she? She thought it didn't count as cheating if it's with a member of the same sex? She had to PAY someone to tell her that? Wow, Fergie...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
" I was under the impression that it doesn't count as cheating if you don't swallow or if you don't know their last name."
Very true Michael Kay Kae.
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Submitted by huangzhixian126 on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 6:46pm.
I hate you. go peddle your shit somewhere else. no one wants your cheap asian crap.
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Guess I'm just cranky today. And every day.
I totally get this. I'm bi. I've been married to a great guy, and now I am with a woman. I admire Fergie for being honest about it. But it doesn't matter if you're having sex with a man, a woman, or a Toaster Strudel...if you are in an exclusive relationship, then it's cheating.
So, was she honest with Josh? Was he honest with her? I like them and I hope they work this all out.
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Guess I'm just cranky today. And every day.
The thought of Fergie getting down with women somehow terrifies me as a woman...lol...! I hope they close their eyes when they sleep with her. And she thought sleeping with women wasn't cheating?! WTF...she is a dumbass!
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
By these rules I am nearly a virgin... not like real life.
She’s a very sensitive lady
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Submitted by double booked tart on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 3:21pm.
uh huh... uh huh... yup... check..
oooh you missed designing a clothing line and getting a edgy tattoo.
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Well if she likes a well endowed man, what is she doing with Josh???
Is there some kind of list being passed around Hollywood which contains a series of things celebrities must do in order to either deflect from an uncomfortable situation or gain attention? Just to get entertain myself why don't I mention a few and see how many Fergie can check off.
lesbian/bisexual experience
drugs/rehab/drugs in rehab/other stimulants
DUI
adopting a kid
adopting a cause (preferably dealing with childhood trauma)
getting into a fake relationship with other celeb
getting into fight with other celeb
I'm sure there's more but I can't think of any at the moment.
I enjoy me some FuggieFug. She was in Kids Inc. fer crissakes! What's not to love?! :P
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Gee thanks aphid, it does sound fresher than COAAT!
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Holy shit, vidz! That sounds like the plot of a movie!
God aphid, don't get me started on my male cousins. I have crushes on a few of them as a child, and a couple as an adult.
Yeah, I didn't get out much.
Also I recently found out that this guy i've had a puppy love affair with since kindergarten ( TRUTH) and then went on to sleep with my best friend w/o knowing who she was. He then spent several weddings and train rides following me around like a lost puppy AND THEN we find out we are not so distant cousins. So the drama!
( Sorry, I accidentally watched kim possible today)
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 1:57pm.
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FINALLY SOMEBODY SAYS IT!!!!!!!!!!!! HER SMALL ASS FORHEAD HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME AND I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY ME THAT SAW IT!!! LOL
**My mind may refuse to believe**
I like The BEPs and Fergie but I don't enjoy her "in person"
at first I didn't like the Meet Me Halfway song but I have come to really like it
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Hi snowwy...just a little over 2 weeks to go. *shakes*
This weekend we get the rings, and that's it, we're done with the planning...*shakes more*
Bradi, yes that's my grown-up baby boy all dressed up for Halloween, the poor dear.
This year I just handed out candy to the trick or treaters and wore cat ears. They completely freaked him out! He wouldn't come near me without hissing until I took them off! Hahaha. Weirdo.
Aphid, how are the wedding plans coming?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Sorry to kill your buzz aphid, but strangely, my bestie and i have never even contemplated lesbotting each other. My cousin and I on the other hand...
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
APHID I MISSES YOU TO!
Wook at your kitteh fwend, orange kittehs are the bestest. They are clods and love to be loved!
Oh, on Topic: Methinks she will be knocked up by Valentine's Day.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
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BRADIIIII!!!! XOXOXOX
How I've missed you, hor!
Vidz, sorry, I couldn't resist the set up. ;)
I had a crush on a male cousin when I was around 7 (he was about 17). No, nothing ever happened when I grew up. He lived too far. *kicks the ground*
Plus there's that 1st cousins shouldn't fuck crap.
of course SHE would jump on the lesbo bandwagon.
**My mind may refuse to believe**
I think I liked Fergie before Dlisted. she seemed cool and easy going (still does) and had a body guys admired, but then her eyebrows bugged me so much I totally don't like her anymore.
Her face always reminds me of a dehydrated piece of cat feces injected with botox, wrapped in bacon with a dash of wtf.
APHID!!!
APHID!!!
HOR!!!!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
dumb incontinent fuggy fug...opens mouth and inserts, this time a foot. She is so freaking stupid and her boots are mui ugly...why is she famous...for posing on stage and pretending to sing and peeing on herself...and admitting that she is (or was) a methhead...she still looks like a serious methhead for realz...
So if Josh snowballs some dude, is that cheating?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by vidz on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:30pm.
the first time my friend and i watched porn, we were scared and confused. them vadges were stretched out beyond all recognition, and the actors kept saying shit like " you are so tight" , "you like my tight 18 yr old pussy? ". We were kinda freaked tou and immediately had to check in the mirror if we were normal.
TRUE STORY.
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...and then she started kissing you, right? JUST KIDDING! Sorry I couldn't resist!
WTF kinda boots are those? She must be a man, 'cause it looks like she's got a goddanm truckdriver's wallet stashed in one of them!
I'm sorry but whenever I see her face all I can think of is Brett Michaels peeing his pants.
manly yes
She is as dumb as a sack of hair.
Or she's just trying to spin that her husband cheated on her by touting some wild ways of her own, and what better way than pointing out that she's no stranger to clit.
Either she's too stupid to tie her own shoes (evidence of that with the self-wetting incident) or she's manufactured this to seem all edgy and fringe by showing her "lack of understanding" about the harm in "loving women" while in a committed hetero relationship. Either way, she's a piece of shit.
Ok, Fergie, I guess you had to get your bisexuality out there somehow; what? are your meth head friends threatening to divulge your meth for sex habits? Go away beesh.
going by this logic, josh cheated because fergie isn't well endowed?
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
the first time my friend and i watched porn, we were scared and confused. them vadges were stretched out beyond all recognition, and the actors kept saying shit like " you are so tight" , "you like my tight 18 yr old pussy? ". We were kinda freaked tou and immediately had to check in the mirror if we were normal.
TRUE STORY. Wonder what fergie's dick looks like after so many " well endowed men".
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
what does liking well-endowed men have to do with cheating? jesus
Don't know who she really is since its not my kind of music.
She's not very attractive and reminds me of "Zelda" in Planet of the Apes (the original movie).
Running cover for the spouse like this is just a phase--it evolves into a mood more conducive to moving on. Don't ask me how I know...
I wonder how much her therapist gets paid to tell her the obvious. If she sends me a check, I'd be happy to tell her over the phone.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Ferg thinks a little soft core lesbo talk will deflect attention from her cheating hubby trying to make up for his shortcomings by spreading the love.
Fuggie may like well-endowed men but - hot as he is - e'rybody know Josh Duhamel ain't. Mo fo got looks for days but only got 30 seconds worth of weeny.
NSFW picture
http://fashionindie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/josh-duhamel-naked.jp...
@KD: Bjork already did that so Fergie would just be wasting her time. I don't think she smeared it on herself but she did lay one onstage once, on purpose. GaGa's just a walking gay bar. Nothing unique or edgy about that.