Steven Tyler Is The Rainbow
Over the weekend, Joe Perry seemed to think that Steven Tyler was going to tuck his bones into a soft bed and retire from Aerosmith forever. But you can't keep a zombie down, because Steven announced last night that he will continue to shimmy and shake with Aerosmith.
Steven made a surprise appearance during Joe Perry's show at the Fillmore in NYC where he declared that he was the rainbow, motherfucker! According to Rolling Stone, Steven jumped out of Glamberace's asshole and shouted, “I just want New York to know, I am not leaving Aerosmith. Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors. But I, motherfucker, am the rainbow!”
We all should all be soul jizzing over this news. Not because we care that Steven Tyler is in Aerosmith or not. But because if he left, he probably wouldn't have proclaimed that he is indeed the rainbow, motherfucker. Seriously, from now on we need to address him as: "Motherfucker, The Rainbow!"
And at next year's gay pride parades, I better see thousands of Steven Tylers waving in the damn air instead of rainbow flags.
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Is he as old as Mick Jagger? 'Cause it certainly looks like it, maybe even older. Why does he look so ancient? I know it might be all the drugs, but sheeesh! Dude looks like he's about to drop dead...the whole tour thing might not be a good idea.
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:12pm.
I wonder if he wears Depends yet.
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That one had me rolling on the floor. Thanks for making my day.
Submitted by Doctor Bombay on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 2:20pm.
HAHAHAHHAAAAAA fuckin AWESOME!!!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Also, 2 good Aerosmith albums, "Rocks" and "Toys in the Attic".
Steven Tyler is the shit. Back in the day Joe Perry was a hot piece too with that open shirt on stage and abs of steel...
Here are the colors of Steven's rainbow
R(italin)
O(xycontin)
Y(asmin)
G(ynazole·1 vaginal cream)
B(arbituates)
I(bogaine)
V(alium)
I think he's simply losing his mind.
<3 his jacket, very grandma's-carpet-chic
Rainbow Shite
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I think what he means by saying he is a rainbow is that he is an old, wrinkled, attention-whoring, douchebag.
He is the sun, the rainbow, and the entire cloudless sky. *blinks*
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STFU, Steve.
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:15pm.
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I was a teen in the 70s. Hated Aerosmith, hated KISS, hated Boston. But I also hated Southern rock. I even hated Led Zep. I hated the 70s also.
I'm beginning to dislike this guy, his antics are juvenile.
Funky, funky Mother Popcorn off of Live! Bootleg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHQk-yQEKc
♪♪ Dude looks like a Rainbow!
@Jack: so there you go - it's from the late eighties AND the early nineties...alls I can remember is my favourite lumberjack shirt!
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"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
angel_i - me too!! here's the clip from wiki
It was released as the second single from Pump in 1989. It peaked at #4 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1990
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:27pm.
@Angel-i yes that was the 90's :( I feel so old....
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D'oh! Me too. I'm so old I can't even amemeber!
♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:26pm.
angel_i - late 80's I believe.
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That makes sense...crossing over that decade was a big blur for me...
♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
Submitted by NoAnjl on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by Snarkley on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:14pm.
Thanks, I love that song. *now will sing in head all day*
LOL! Every one of us is in that video somewhere.
okay, don't mind me today. I'm really confused.
@Angel-i yes that was the 90's :( I feel so old....
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
They were fun in their day, and I have good memories of their concerts - but they are hard to look at now, and they make me feel OLD.....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
steve tyler can be the rainbow, but i don't want to taste it...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
angel_i - late 80's I believe.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
kd- 'man of many colors' means lots of different sides to you, lots of varied talents, many facets..... an onion if you will LOL :)
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Sounds more like me. If he were a man of many talents he should also make all his own outfits, be a ballroom dancer and an artist (like fine painting type artist) etc. I think if he would have said "But I am the sun" it would make more sense. To me anyway.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:15pm.
I never got Areosmith's appeal. They suck and their songs sound a like and they're not really original.
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It's good party music...you know the kind that keeps the party moving but doesn't distract too much...
I loved that 90's album tho...with Janie's Gotta Gun...was that the 90's yet....?
♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
Submitted by Snarkley on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:14pm.
Thanks, I love that song. *now will sing in head all day*
I've never liked Aerosmith so I really don't care. He should retire because seeing a 100 yr old bag of bones on stage is not sexy.
Jeez - I probably shouldn't have mentioned the "shared hairdresser" thing...Damn!!! Stevie's head looks like a miniture helicopter crashed into it!!!!
I do not co-sign this "do"....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I never got Areosmith's appeal. They suck and their songs sound a like and they're not really original. If I were a teen in the 70's I would have been a Led Zepplin girl. They wrote songs about Hobbits and Aleister Crowley writing The Law in the desert. Strange but awesome as hell. And when the Levy Breaks still one of the bestest songs ever.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLRLhV9U0kQ&feature=related
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:09pm.
Well I'm sure of one thing... I g'arn-damn-tee you there is a big pot-o-gold at the end of THAT rainbow.
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Did you mean big bag of Colombian Gold pot?
Always wondered about Steve....."Dude (has often) Looked like a Lady". Stevie and I share the same hairdresser, so I have run into him many times. Nice guy, but I have always suspected that his real problems lie in a conflicted sexuality. I think all the booze, broads, and drugs are a balm for something else....
still - guy sure can sing - and he ain't boring!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I wonder if he wears Depends yet.
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:00pm.
well, i was not alive in the 70's. but i believe i was supposed to be.
*looks for bell bottoms and baggie of shrooms*
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jeez Sweetheart... you're making me feel like the old cow that I am.... moo.
anyway, there wouldn't be Aerosmith without Tyler! sorta like the Grateful Dead without Jerry Garcia.... nice try, but no.
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
I think he's saying that he has a thing for "leprechauns" (little people) getting all up in his "pot of gold". Motherfucker.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Well I'm sure of one thing... I g'arn-damn-tee you there is a big pot-o-gold at the end of THAT rainbow.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
there ain't no aerosmith without steven tyler and i'm guessing mr. tyler isn't clean and sober no mo.
I think he means that he is the one that is able to bring all the various colors together and form them into something beautiful.
Damn, this man is ugly. He looks like my former mother-in-law and she peels wallpaper off just by entering a room.
If I were Joe Perry I'd have given him one hard boot off the stage and yelled, "Come back from the dead after that one, motherfucker!"
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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)
Now I am smelling Bengay
Mk's posts are like scratch and sniff stickers
Coma Caca!!
Meh, I like the Stones better anyway.
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She told me not to step on the cracks
I told her not to fuss and relax
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:45am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHZR9SA5pOg ***************************************************************************************** How about a nice big cup of Shut The Fuck Up?