What In The Animal Style Hell Is The Meaning Of This?
“In terms of the quality and consistency of the product, I would compare us to an In-N-Out. We hope to have the same type of following.” - The owner of Fresh-N-Fast, a new burger joint that opens in Manhattan later this month.
Somebody fuck me in the eye with a Double Double, because all I'm seeing here is a shanty clone of the beloved In-N-Out (aka the West Coast heaven). You cannot recreate perfection. It's like pulling a bottom tier stripper out of the beer room of a titty club off the highway and declaring her new the new Empress of Lucite just because you stuffed her feet into a pair of exquisite lucite heels. Okay, bad example.
The owner of Fresh-N-Fast (I can't with that name) even said they are putting together a "special sauce." Don't be surprised if they name it "mammal style."
The saddest part is that you know I'm going to "accidentally" stumble into this place one lonely night. I will shuffle up to the counter and say, "Don't tell me your real name. DON'T. Just tell me your name is In-N-Out. Lie to me. It'll make this easier." Then I'll throw my money down on the counter and devour that fraud in waxed paper while pretending it's the real thing. When I get home that night, I'll run to the shower and cry cry cry while the hot water tries to cleanse me of my cheating ways. Desperate times.....
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I love In n Out SOOOO much!
I hope this new place is an east coast version!!!!
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There's some new Trader Joes wannabe stores sprouting up around LA called Fresh & Easy. I am completely turned off by the name - sounds like a maxipad or a bj on the run....either way - I think of genital secretions - nasT.
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You know I got In N Out 9 minutes from my house and I never go there. The reason? Their fries SUCK. Yes they put fresh onion and toppings on your burgers. Yes it is fresh. But everything besides the burger is average.
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Christmas is right around the corner.
Blasphemy.
"Fresh & Fast" is Tom Cruise's nickname around the bath houses.
"Submitted by freebird on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 11:19am.
...Must be the west coaster in me! LOL! I love it here, it has everything everything everything!..."
Word! In Cali that includes medical ganga, which makes it totally legal for a patient with a doctor's recommendation to smoke and grow. And there are nice beaches, sunshine and endless great things to do. And did I mention the legal herb...? Smoke dat Cali haterz! ;P
Luv luv luv In-n-Out... Actually, it's the only thing I can think of in the last century that Bible-thumpers have contributed to civilized society.
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Just here for the fun...
From the looks of that kitchen, they'll be grilling on a hotplate and thawing french fries in their pits.
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FUCK YEAH! Eating In and Out Dbl Dbl right now bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm a vegetarian but still this photo brings me warm snuggles of nostalgia. How I remember the days, only 16 years old, at 7-11 where we dumped vodka in our Slurpees at 8pm and were back at 3am for the do-it-yourself pooburger buffet.
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Back when the earths crust cooled and I was a teenarger, my buddies and I would use an razor blade and change 'In n' Out Burger' bumper stickers to 'In n' Out Urge'.
Yeah, we thought it was funny too.
I hope these copycat bastards go broke.
Yellow & red are popular color chocies for fast food. (I call them "ketchup and mustard" colors)
The logo is meh.
The food probably is too.
MK - - - Please do share your findings once you "accidentally stumble in", I work just down the block from there...
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Submitted by BellaNella3 on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 11:30am.
Im a born and bred So Californian but I was living in NY for 3 years and I wondered why so many people there were miserable, uptight, anxious etc and i used to think it was the weather, the lack of quality bud, the stress of commuting, and i slowly felt my insides turning into a mass of bitterness..
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I'm with you on this one. How can a person be truly happy when their regional burger is a dry, mystery-meat school cafeteria reject otherwise known as White Castle? Or maybe a hot dog from some two-bit place fooling the low IQ masses? It's good to be in California...
Until three years ago, I lived about 10 minutes from an In n Out and probably only ate there twice. Now that I'm thousands of miles from the nearest one, I have dreams about those damn burgers. Once in a while I'll tell my parents I'm flying back to visit them but I think we know who I'm really going back for.
damn, but you are too funny.
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Ok but - those are McDonald's colours. And if there's a "design" there - I really don't see it. It looks like the most lazy ass mom and pop in TO. I don't know whether to hope for you that the burgers taste exactly the same or completely different. I'm willing to bet this shit is just owned by In-n-Out and they're creating fake competition for themselves. I caught "Lettuce" doing that here. It's not hard to catch that shit if you're a question asking bitch like myself....
I asked - so, didn't this used to be called "Lettuce"? Why yes. And it looks exactly the same but now the name has changed? Why yes. Do new people own this place? No. Is the word "Lettuce" trademarked? No. Does "Lettuce" still exist? Yes - there's one just two blocks from here. But it's the same as this place? Yes. But with a different name? Yes. Thanks - that's all I wanted to know (cuz I hate the damn food at Lettuce). BYE! :D
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They're even ripping off the COLOR SCHEME!
UGH!
WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can In N Out sue this rip off????
This is all kinds of WRONG!
THERE IS ONLY ONE IN N'OUT SO TAKE A HIKE YOU FAKERS!
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LMAO @ over 350 lbs? EAT FOR FREE!
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 11:19am.
Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 10:55am.
Damn! I can get down on a burger!
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I totally read, 'I can go down on a burger!' Must be the west coaster in me! LOL! I love it here, it has everything everything everything! But it's not for erbody. Thank goodness. Any more traffic & I will cap a bitch.
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Hee.Hee. You have obviously seen me eat out a burger! LOL! (grosses self out)
I hear that it is purty out there!!!
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
vidz she's cute, I am sure I have seen 50 of her movies without them even registering, LOL
what's her name?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Hell to the NO! In N Out is the second place I go to when I go to California. I really wish they would open a few here. Five guys is close but not as good as In N Out my favorite!
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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.
Sickest. fuck. ever.
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*refrains from obvious pussy eating joke*
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Between Tucker Max and MK, the first thing I wanted to do in Vegas was go to In n Out. I myself usually stick to Portillo's (heaven!) or White Castle depending on my state of sobriety.
"Because when Abuelita gets ready to slap a bitch, her hand suddenly becomes a Zales display case."-MK 11/5/09
snowpiece , yes it's worth watching for nicole and laura alone. And I hate to say this, but tyra looks hella fierce during most judgings.
this is supposed to be my celebrity twin:
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I CAN'T with this people.
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jack stop eating Cat!!!!
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
I used to be in love with the $1 Wendy's double stack burgers but they are really salty.
vidz: it's Cat Deeley from SYTYCD, i like to think we are long lost twins, LOL
I used to watch ANTM religiously but I am not even watching this cycle, should I try and catch it?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Why can't In-N-Out just come to the East Coast? They would make a fucking fortune! Spread the love!
I've been craving one for a while. I think I'm going on downt to my local In n Out today.
Thanks for the idea.
Oh,,,,and "fast and fresh" LAME
unless I hear otherwise from MK
Submitted by vidz on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 11:30am.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Im a born and bred So Californian but I was living in NY for 3 years and I wondered why so many people there were miserable, uptight, anxious etc and i used to think it was the weather, the lack of quality bud, the stress of commuting, and i slowly felt my insides turning into a mass of bitterness.. and everytime i came back to Cali, I'd have my In n Out, my fat burrito, and life was good again. Im telling you, maybe if the world had just a bit more In n Out things would be right again..
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snowpiece are you the HAWTIE in your avie?
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Ok horz, I'm gonna get crackin on the latest adrian mole novel. I love that shit! so imma gonna screw waiting for open post and say do u watch antm? It's like the only cycle in ages that ieven care a lil bit about. I JUST watched it and my 2 favourites got in. Yay! Nicole is a goddess. I was hoping that they would choose a shot of her walking forward a la botticelli's venus. And laura is GD adorable. " thank you jesus" " i castrate bulls" " my grandma made this" both girls are awesome!
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it's on E 23rd street, i think it's next to my doctor's office
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
that man sits on a throne of lies.
in-n-out has no equal. it's made by smiling, squeaky clan christian children and tastes like the hand of god blessed each and every perfectly salted fry.
jt
oh yeah, here come the LA whiners again. fuck you all. you're the same douchebags who unleashed sprouts onto the world, so you have no place to talk about us ripping-off your burger concept or name. I'll march my ass right over to 23rd St. and try one when it opens and smile while that grease dribbles down my chin!
When I tried my first In and Out burger (yes, I have one only 7 miles away) I wasn't imprsesed but now I absolutely LOVE them! They are not like anything else. Wish I could now try a Fresh and Fast to compare!
looks like this place is in the middle of a subway station...gross...
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And here's where i am probably too european to ever touch the likes of fried cow snot and minced tumors served by these fastfood dens.
I don't know what an In and Out looks like, but that place above is NASTAY. From the industrial graphics to the dodgy interior... it is gross looking from start to finish. I mean, Manhattan has some of the best food you can find around every corner! Why would you possibly go to this place?
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Dudes, I live in England. We only get McD's and Burger Kings. Even a Fresh-n-fast, like my men, would be a step in the right direction.
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