Friday, November 13th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 12th!

At the new Japanese Dairy Queen Soft Serve Station, they're still trying to work out all the irregularities. - sketts

Runners-up:

If only they could see the four forty year old men with perfectly waxed asses having the time of their life on the other side of the wall. - moistiest

We secretly replaced Japan's Folger's crystals with assholes. Let's see if they notice.... - SavageLettuce

via Crewcial

Posted by: Michael K


I found a HOTTEST club http://www.MixedConnect.com for black Women and white Men, or black Men and white Women, to interact with each other. Interracial is not a problem here, but a great merit to cherish!

Welcome to ----WealthyCupid.Org-----,it's the largest dating club for you to find CEOs, pro athletes, doctors, lawyers, investors, entrepreneurs, beauty queens, fitness models, and Hollywood celebrities,etc. It's really a very cool dating club, you don't have to be a millionaire but you can meet one. So go there and find your ideal millionaire match.

A cut scene from "Matrix". You 're dreaming that you're licking a yummy pussy but in reality you 're just the other side of a eco-nopaper-toilet.

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In order to meet Christmas, as long as the new and old
customers to buy the corresponding product on this site, both
a gift, so stay tuned! !

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(II) In the past 6 years, we have sent great many products to the customers in USA, Europe, ASIA and other area, also we have lots of experience in dealing with online business oversea

(III) Generally, Goods are delivered in fast and safety way Of course, shoes and clothing will be packaged in original box with tags

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In order to meet Christmas, as long as the new and old
customers to buy the corresponding product on this site, both
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shoes,gucci shoes ,true religion jeans, ed hardy jeans,coogi

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handbag .

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UGG BOOT $50
Nike shox(R4,NZ,OZ,TL1,TL2,TL3) $35
Handbags(Coach lv fendi d&g) $35
Tshirts (Polo ,ed hardy,lacoste) $16
Jean(True Religion,ed hardy,coogi) $30
Sunglasses(Oakey,coach,gucci,Armaini) $16
New era cap $15

Bikini (Ed hardy,polo) $25
free shipping

New to Hong Kong : Winter Dress

---**** NHL Jersey Woman $ 40 ---**** NFL Jersey $ 35
---**** NBA Jersey $ 34 ---**** MLB Jersey $ 35
---**** Jordan Six Ring_m $36 ---**** Air Yeezy_m $ 45
---**** T-Shirt_m $ 25 ---**** Jacket_m $ 36
---**** Hoody_m $ 50 ---**** Manicure Set $ 20 ... ...

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huangzhixian130's picture

http://www.coolforsale.com

Best quality, Best reputation , Best services

Our commitment, customer is God.

Quality is our Dignity; Service is our Lift.

Ladies and Gentlemen weicome to my coolforsale.com.Here,there are the most fashion products . Pass by but don't miss it.Select your favorite clothing! Welcome to come next time ! Thank you! http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s76 (Tracksuit w)

Air jordan(1-24)shoes $33

Nike shox(R4,NZ,OZ,TL1,TL2,TL3) $35
Handbags(Coach lv fendi d&g) $35
Tshirts (Polo ,ed hardy,lacoste) $16

free shipping
competitive price
any size available
accept the paypal

Thanks

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s18 (Jordan Six Ring_m)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s14 (Jordan)

SATANDEZ's picture

Shit, those are all hilarious!

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www.josh-fernandez.com

El Bastardo's picture

Guddenz clowns!! :o) Great name SavageLettuce! Hahahaha!
*changing name to ViolentTomato!!*

LilElliexxxxxxxalwaysandforeverxxxxxxxxx

NoAnjl's picture

Congrats to all funny hos!!
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JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO

Deb's picture

Congrats to all the witty winnahs!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

OurMissC's picture

WTG winners! SavageLettuce, I loved yours!

"There is a name for you, ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel."

NitWitty's picture

Congrats sketts!!!! WTG moistiest!!! LOL SavageLettuce!!!
Funnay Sluts!!!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...

Congrats sketts, moistiest & SavageLettuce!!!

huangzhixian129's picture

http://www.coolforsale.com

Best quality, Best reputation , Best services

Our commitment, customer is God.

Quality is our Dignity; Service is our Lift.

Ladies and Gentlemen weicome to my coolforsale.com.Here,there

are the most fashion products . Pass by but don't miss

it.Select your favorite clothing! Welcome to come next time

! Thank you! http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s76

(Tracksuit w)

Air jordan(1-24)shoes $33

Nike shox(R4,NZ,OZ,TL1,TL2,TL3) $35
Handbags(Coach lv fendi d&g) $35
Tshirts (Polo ,ed hardy,lacoste) $16

free shipping
competitive price
any size available
accept the paypal

Thanks

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s18 (Jordan Six

Ring_m)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s14 (Jordan)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s29 (Nike shox)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s28 (Timberland w)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s46 (Christian Louboutin w)

http://www.coolforsale.com

Mother Superior's picture

Sketts, congrats!!! SO funny! :)
Love the comments!
x

Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 8:28am.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 8:17am.

Interviewing staff at coolforsale.com

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LOL! You need some kinda Nobel Peace Prize for that one!

You inspired me.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 8:17am.

Interviewing staff at coolforsale.com

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LOL! You need some kinda Nobel Peace Prize for that one!

♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.

loozer's picture

Congrats Weiners!
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He's always willing to be second-best
A perfect lodger, a perfect guest
Beautiful loozer read it on the wall
And realize you just can't have it all...

Sandbitch's picture

Interviewing staff at coolforsale.com

Sandbitch's picture

Going for bronze in the World NOM NOM NOM championships.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by huangzhixian129 on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 8:08am.

http://www.coolforsale.com

Best quality, Best reputation , Best services
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OMG! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!

♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.

angel_i's picture

Well - I'm glad I din't waste my Dairy Queef idea up in here! Congrats funny weiners!

♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.

huangzhixian129's picture

http://www.coolforsale.com

Best quality, Best reputation , Best services

Our commitment, customer is God.

Quality is our Dignity; Service is our Lift.

Ladies and Gentlemen weicome to my coolforsale.com.Here,there

are the most fashion products . Pass by but don't miss

it.Select your favorite clothing! Welcome to come next time

! Thank you! http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s76

(Tracksuit w)

Air jordan(1-24)shoes $33

Nike shox(R4,NZ,OZ,TL1,TL2,TL3) $35
Handbags(Coach lv fendi d&g) $35
Tshirts (Polo ,ed hardy,lacoste) $16

free shipping
competitive price
any size available
accept the paypal

Thanks

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s18 (Jordan Six

Ring_m)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s14 (Jordan)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s29 (Nike shox)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s28 (Timberland w)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s46 (Christian Louboutin w)

http://www.coolforsale.com

Plecostomus's picture

Ahahahaaaaaaaaa!!! "Irregularities." Nice one, sketts!!!

Congrats too to aptly-named - for this ass-tastic post, anyway -bridesmaids moistiest and Savage Lettuce.

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Bottom-feeder.

When worlds collide: Adult Entertainment Convention and Consumer Electronics Expo Introduce Whack-A-Mole Extreme!

Groove isn't in the heart - it's asstronomical!!

Leave it to the Japanese to perfect smell-o-vision!

The experiment confirmed that only porn stars have assholes.

Fascinated with American "Gangsta" culture, they are looking for spinners. Akihito said he read on the Internets that they go on the rims.

Danasaurus Sex's picture

The Tokyo Rock n Roll hall of fame debuts their Sir Mix-A-Lot exibit.

Cmac777's picture

"This kareidoscope is SHIT!!!!"

Cmac777's picture

The scratch and sniff artwork just never took off...

Cmac777's picture

Do not trust the new Japanese squatter toilets. These freaks are just waiting for you to....

Cmac777's picture

Welcome to the "Grory Hore." I think something got lost in translation.

um....okay. wow!

Little did the contestants of "Tool Acadamy" know....that their first chalange was controlling their anger.....this after they find out they are actully in RuPauls HOUSE OF EXTRVAGANZA....... I think I see Chanels ass from here....Sad that Porkchops wasnt invited.

-tony.....also micheal K I want your Churrito.....

The search for L. Ron Hubbard continues!

EricaSac's picture

AMERICAS NEXT TOP ANUS!!!

The other members of N'Sync have had a hard time finding work since Justin left.

AN_S

Craigslist: One set of four rims-slight bit of rust.

Craigslist: One set of four rims-slight bit of rust.

If you look all the way up her fist hole, you can see the sponge that Dr. Plastico left in Shauna Sand's left boob.

Balloon boys dad's first idea for a new show timtim

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Methinks these dudes haven't gotten any in a few moons.

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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.

Oceannia420's picture

♪ " You talking to me,,, asshole??? "

Oceannia420's picture

♪ This gives looking into ones eyes to see the soul ``` a HOLE new meaning!!!

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

How to give Crack Head.

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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.

MrsCarpenter's picture

The first step to becoming a Scientologist.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Salad Tossing Bar.

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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Valley of The Bowels.

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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.

Sweetas's picture

Angelina's taste test team