Thursday, November 12th 2009

Dumb Horny Bitch Of The Day

29-year-old Joshua Basso was sitting in his room at the local boarding house in Tampa, FL when his genitals started percolating and he was in the mood for a little phone fucking. But there was a minor problem. Joshua's LG cell phone was completely out of minutes. Fear not, a light bulb appeared over Joshy's peen and he decided to try his luck by calling 911. Obviously, Josh is not known in his circle for coming up with brilliant ideas.

The St. Petersburg Times reports that Josh started getting all dirty with the female operator. He asked her to do sex with him and also wanted to know what her breasts were like. When the operator hung on him, Josh called back four times. Well, the police finally came (punned on purpose) to Josh's room and arrested him. Josh wouldn't admit if he was polishing his pole while talking to the operator. However, Josh did admit that he called 911 for phone sex, because it's the only number that is free.

I understand that when you gotta cum, you gotta cum, but DAMN! Wait. Unless it was always Josh's plan to get thrown into a jail cell, because he knew there was a chance his biscuit would get tapped by a sausage in there. If that's the truth, then change the headline of this post to "Brilliant Horny Bitch of the Day."

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Katt's picture

Eeee, butter teeth! Somewhere a short bus is missing an idiot...
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angel_i's picture

Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:02am.

Hi Raniya:That's central florida for you...
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LOL...I was JUST telling a friend today that I think Florida is the land of the brain dead, whenever I watch Nancy Grace, about 90% of the awful things she reports on happen in FLORIDA!
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You're not the only one! It is the sole reason for my new book, hitting shelves whenever I get around to it!

What the Fuck Happened to Florida!?

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MickeyHolland's picture

Thank you MK, especially for that light bulb.

Centaurious's picture

Hi Raniya:That's central florida for you...
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LOL...I was JUST telling a friend today that I think Florida is the land of the brain dead, whenever I watch Nancy Grace, about 90% of the awful things she reports on happen in FLORIDA!

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Raniya's picture

That's central florida for you...
"Canta y Encanta a tu Pueblo Tigresa"

Chirio's picture

ESTUPIDO!!

Coma Caca!!

Manimal5's picture

Those bloodshot eyes!! He must watch porn 24/7.

LuxLuv's picture

And Jacksonville is home to every crackhead, meth-head & pill-popping down-on-yer-luck panhandling/rail-riding motherfucker out there. Oh, AND sex-offenders, too. Almost forget THEM bitches. And they ALL seem to congregate at Walmart store parking lots.

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Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 6:35pm.
TAMPA ST PETE CLEARWATER IS THE MOTHERFUCKING BURMUDA TRIANGLE OF GODDAMN FUCKING WEIRDOS. GREAT FUCKING BEACHES AND BARS THOUGH
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LuxLuv's picture

Man, I'd love to hear the recorded tapes of THAT shit.

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Dgrin's picture

those are some mean watching-internet-porn veins in his eyes right there.I remember a crazy guy calling when i was working in the Army's call centre trying to pick up soldiers. I was bored one day so I didn't hang up,among many disturbing things he told me he was very often invited in the dorms and got gang banged by both soldiers and sergeants.I always imagined him looking like this trick.

Sonica's picture

Any type of customer service with an 800 or 888 number gets calls like this all the time.

I happened to work for LiveLinks dating service back in the day & constantly had cheap, horny creeps say inappropriate shit. There was one guy that found a phone in a vacant office in a HOMELESS SHELTER that would ONLY call customer service to beat his meat. I kept him on the phone once while my boss called the main office in the shelter & they busted him flogging himself. That's when he started going from payphone to payphone . . .

He's 29...in Kim Zolciak years.
So let me get this straight...you CAN'T call 911 for some sext time talk? Go figure.

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Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 6:35pm.
TAMPA ST PETE CLEARWATER IS THE MOTHERFUCKING BURMUDA TRIANGLE OF GODDAMN FUCKING WEIRDOS. GREAT FUCKING BEACHES AND BARS THOUGH
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Is this my Cholly twakin' all SESSAY?

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Manimal5's picture

I wonder what her breasts did look like.

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

Holy fuck! The dude is a genius!

*dialing 911*

From Tampa, this guy is not in the lower 50% IQ per capita.

mintcha's picture

hahahah, ahhh... fucktard.

I remember getting a call like this when I was eight. Fucking wonderful introduction to the world of creepy dumbasses dialing random numbers for phone sex.

shut the smurf up's picture

On topic, what a stupid fuck!
off topic: MOTHEEEERRR!!! where the hell have you been???

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

I thought 911 people were supposed to give u a hand when in need :(( ...or some sort of support!

and now they snitch on retards? oh, shame on you, arrogant 911 people!

LMAO

CantStandBitches's picture

Fucking Idiot

CeeCee's picture

I was an "O" operator in Las Vegas for years. This happened to us all the time. Horny, desperate men who had gambled away all their hooker money.

hamblettamaud's picture

aw, god love him, the wee pet. i'll fuck one chin, you can have the other.

moomarse's picture

I remember some guy just randomly calling and asking for phone sex... I was so startled I hung up, but then got all paranoid wondering if someone was watching the house or something.

911 operators don't have any sense of humor... you'd probably do better by calling your local Pizza Hut or something (unless they're all busy bathing in the wash tub...).

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jussayin's picture

so now I'm thinking that crack and Down's syndrome do not go well together....

but at least it was procreationless phone sex, which is good because this dude needs to not breed. if I hear he ever got someone pregnant I will call 911 and cuss they ass out!

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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 6:28pm.

Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 6:07pm.
The information number is free too. Some people just don't THINK before dialing.
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LOL! "What city please?" "Did you say what titty please? Uh the right one, I guess. Well, can I say both? I'd like information on what they look like."

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LOLOLOLOLOL!

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xerquina's picture

AHAHAHAHAHA FREE!!

snowpiece's picture

LMAOOOOOOOOOO FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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madam s.'s picture

Ahhaha freebird!

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charlie m's picture

TAMPA ST PETE CLEARWATER IS THE MOTHERFUCKING BURMUDA TRIANGLE OF GODDAMN FUCKING WEIRDOS. GREAT FUCKING BEACHES AND BARS THOUGH

Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 6:07pm.
The information number is free too. Some people just don't THINK before dialing.
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LOL! "What city please?" "Did you say what titty please? Uh the right one, I guess. Well, can I say both? I'd like information on what they look like."

M.E.'s picture

So, will he have to register as a sex offender now?

Life's picture

LOL!! what a stupid fuck to get arrested for needing to Choke The Pope while talking to The POPO 4 times??? man, oh man!

kellywinona's picture

Well, now he is getting all the sex he wants. In jail.

M.E.'s picture

HAHAAHAH S&F!

You aren't jerking it right now are you?

What was this guy on?

EvilShoe's picture

He's in Orient Street Jail, he'll get very special treatment there for his horny issue from the inmates...

Few Words's picture

buy some Clear Eyes for red, itchy dry eyes
and a blow up doll

xerquina's picture

LOL S&F
we knew it all along..

but seriously that is some fucked up shit.

madam s.'s picture

He looks like a cross between Buster from "Arrested Development" and an Extra Large Grade A Brown Egg.

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angel_i's picture

LOL! I love his face.

"What? That's illegal?!?"

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Lindsay. It's Over.

EatYourVeggies's picture

This dude looks fucked up in every sense of the phrase. Look at his eyeballs. If he is 29 that's some Benjamin Buttons shit.

madam s.'s picture

The information number is free too. Some people just don't THINK before dialing.

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angel_i's picture

Submitted by Supertramp on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 6:05pm.

He looks like Britney Spear's ex-boyfriend / manager. Can't remember his name.

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Osama Lufti. Kinda sorta - after Britney took the sheers to him too, maybe.

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Supertramp's picture

He looks like Britney Spear's ex-boyfriend / manager. Can't remember his name.

Mother Superior's picture

Btw, what we're seeing in his mugshot is his O-face.
Josh loves being photographed when straddling his snake...

Mother Superior's picture

29????

*cough*