Thursday, November 12th 2009
Would You Hit It?
It's nice to see that Andre Agassi's old wig is still getting work these days. It really brings out the "dopey" in Derek Jeter's eyes, right? Anyway, here's Jeter on Coney Island today shooting a cameo as a homeless dude in Marky Marky and Will Ferrell's new movie The Other Guys.
Derek Jeter as a homeless man is really fucking ironically hilarious (embrace the sarcasm), because in real-life he could buy hundreds of homeless people to take turns plucking his ass hairs out one by one. Actually, that's really depressing. Let's just go back to pointing and farting on that mop of cat tails on his head.
And duh, I'd even hit that shit from the front while wearing that gutter ass wig.



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I'd probably let him hit it. I'd have to keep it secret,though, because my cousin would beat my ass. That's HER man!
Jeter's a class act. Even Yankee haters can admit that usually. Still, I don't know how funny it is for a rich-ass man like him to be dressing up like a hobo.
Gawd. I was hoping Lance Bass had puffed out and was going to fall off the face of the Earth out of embarrassment.
Never thought Jeter was attractive. Yankee pinstripes only emphasize his douchery.
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Yeesh, he's ugly. Like A-Rod level ugly...never understood the attraction to these roid-heads.
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Um...couldn't they have found someone who would have done that for cheaper?
Marky Mark? Will Ferrell? This tool in a wig? Sounds like the most vapid movie ever made.
Yes. Yes, I would.
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When I first saw this picture, I totally thought it was Billy Ray Cyrus.
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his teefs are WAAAY too perfect.
seriously he's playing a homeless guy. can't they
give that job to someone who needs it or has more credibility?
i hate when "actors" don't fit the part. that is a studio putting in who they think they can bank on, not artistic vision.
One of the companies I work with has got a rep who looks exactly like this dude.
Seriously. He's Swedish and has an acrid attitude.
Erghhh....
It seems that that hair is apart of the hat????
Since Marky Mark is an obvious homosexual did Derek have to 'put out' for Marky in order to become a movie star?
(Derek is also rumored to be a traveler on the Hershey Highway)
I'm a Yankee hater.(GO HALOS!)...But Jetes is THE MAN.He's got the coolest job on Earth.He pulls down hefty stamps.A-list pussy wants to fuck him senseless.(Men want to be him.Women want to be with him.) He genuinely seems to grasp just how fortunate he is.If his strategy to avoid becoming some psycho bitch's ATM / ANNUITY is to fuck only the famous and...career oriented beautiful babes:IT HAS WORKED TO PERFECTION! Oh did I mention he's really good at his job?
so sensitive.
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satan in a sunday hat, girl.
He looks like a refugee from the Weed, CA dressage team.
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Eh?, who's Derek Jeter? I kid, I kid, but there's a bad SNL sketch (is there any other kind) waiting for them both.
Gross.
He looks like his old fuck buddy Mimi!
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 11:01pm.
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TM, yes!! he's a golden retriever.
why MK, why? i don't even know or want to know who he is, he looks like this homeless guy that i thought i may have took a restraining order out on like 2 yrs. ago BAD MEMORIES
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thought that was lance bass bloated and in a wig
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I thought the same thing! Like fucking twins.
♪ He's kind of cute ~~ Looks clean too. The hair, however needs a good conditioner!!
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sure has purty teefs for a hobo
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 7:54pm.
Hell and no. I don't understand why anyone thinks he or Arod are hot. Don't get it. Now Cole Hamels or Huston Street.....Yes, please.
I understand the appeal of Jeter, but A-Rod grosses me out. I used to have the hots for Cole Hamels till I found out he's married to that whore teacher from one of the first seasons of Survivor. For some reason that just really turned me off of him.
Is it just me or does he look like Rob Schneider?
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 7:54pm.
Hell and no. I don't understand why anyone thinks he or Arod are hot. Don't get it. Now Cole Hamels or Huston Street.....Yes, please.
What about Chase Utley? Yummy, Yum.....
Although I am a Phillies fan all the way and wanted them to win the World Series, that was the first time I was exposed to this guy. I had never had any reason to watch the Yankess before the World Series. He actually seems like a really nice guy, not cocky at all....unlike that a-hole A-rod.
Nice 'roid bloat, jeter.
That's not Lance Bass? Maybe they are twins.
That's not Lance Bass? Maybe they are twins.
Looks like what Lance Bass would look like if he gave up hollywood and became a beach bum.
I would hit it with a cork bat if I was juiced on steroids, but only if George Steinbrenner watched!
*back from my recession hooking gig*
He sure does have some purdy white teefs there.
The homeless in MY neck o' woods do NOT have nice shiny white and straight teeth; they doing good if they got any at all.
He DOES look a lil' Heppy B tho.
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homeless man with herpes. did his girlfriend give him acting lessons because she cannot act either. He looks better in that wig than he does with that hairline that's sitting almost to the back of his head. He's always been ugly and arrogant Arod too.
I TOTALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS LANCE BASS TOO!!
I thought it was Lance Bass
I'd hit it and regret it...
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I never thought Jeter was all that good looking until I literally ran into him as I was leaving my office building. He is so gorgeous in person. I'd make him double bag it, but hell yeah I'd hit it.
Hell and no. I don't understand why anyone thinks he or Arod are hot. Don't get it. Now Cole Hamels or Huston Street.....Yes, please.
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Yeah,I'd it him, I would take one of his baseball bats and I would hit him HARD!
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I'd hit it, repeatedly, with a fucking bat!
gawd, I was so hot for Agassi in the late 80s/early 90s
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