White Oprah Is Trying To Send Michael Lohan Back To The Chokey
While Michael Lohan continues to pull secret recorded audio tapes out of his ass (a trick he learned in prison), White Oprah has ordered her attorneys, The Law Offices of Harvey Birdman, to stomp over to the Nassau County District Attorney's office. White Oprah believes that Michael Lohan broke a protective order by recording their telephone conversations.
TMZ reports that in 2005, a judge granted White Oprah a protective order against Michael Lohan, which stated that he cannot contact her by phone or e-mail until 2011. One of the tapes starring White Oprah was recorded in 2008, so Michael obviously said "fuck you" to the order. Michael could be sent back to a prison cell if he's convicted of shitting on the rules.
Don't get me wrong (even though I am all kinds of wrong), Michael Lohan should be licking butt sex gravy off of his cellmate's dick in prison, but what about White Oprah. Didn't she also bust through that protective order by picking up the phone or dialing Michael's number? They need to throw White Oprah's turkey jerky ass into Michael Lohan's cell. Those two skanks deserve each other. Let them eat each other alive.
Now I have an image of them simultaneously butt munching on each other. Why do I hate myself so much?
And for Michael Lohan's sake, I hope prison jumpsuits come with fancy turtlenecks.
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After listening to the tapes ML sold to the tabloids.. I seriously considered giving up celebrity gossip.
It changed my opinion on Lindsay completely.. I used to think she was a waste of life.. now I just feel like giving her a hug..
Now THIS is entertaining! I've been waiting and waiting for OO to start up!
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Put both those useless asswipes in jail and throw away the key.
I could give a fuck about these two cumstains but HARVEY BIRDMAN!!!! Loves it!
@ Moltov Cocktease: So happy to see I wasn't the only one that got happy at seeing that!!
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
I wish these 2 would kiss and make up and enjoy a long, fruitful cruise at the Bermuda Triangle - and have the boat disappear with them on it.
Michael Lohan will be modeling a one-of-a-kind, black mesh, Buttafuoco prison jumpsuit with red sequined nipple pasties and a trap door seat!
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OMFG I didn't get past Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law. The rest of this story can kiss my booty.
Who's the man in the suit?
Who is the cat with the beak?
Do you really want to feel him?
Power of attorney
Habeas Corpus
Marvey attorney
Harvey Birdman
Attorney at Law
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She told me not to step on the cracks
I told her not to fuss and relax
Well, her pretty little face stopped me in my tracks
But now she sleeps with one eye open
Of course, their all-important vendetta is a much bigger priority than trying to help out Lindsay. The idea of a concerted approach probably didn't even cross their minds. See, big egos are involved here kids...
No wonder Lindsay is so messed up.
Great, so instead of trying to help Lindsay they'll go to court to fuck each other.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 9:51am.
Hi Peaches, I have the H1N1 smurfing Swine, piggie oink flu. I'm going to eat some bacon to get even
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OMG NOOOOOOOO
i really hope you feel better soon !!!!!!!!!!!!
i have pneumonia : (
oh lord !!!!!!!!
eat that bacon ! LOL!!!!!
on topic: white oprah eww ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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“They admired my beauty and intelligence, I was only a woman with the heart of a man. A warrior.” María Félix
Whatever it takes to make Lindsay go away I am all for. She disgusts me more than Paris and Tara combined.
Hi Peaches, I have the H1N1 smurfing Swine, piggie oink flu. I'm going to eat some bacon to get even
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
HELLO SHUT THE SMURF UP!
are ya sick too ?????
best wishes
OT: ewww ewww lohan family
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“They admired my beauty and intelligence, I was only a woman with the heart of a man. A warrior.” María Félix
Hi Snowie!
well, The headache is not as strong but I still feel like crap. Thanks
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Smurfy: how are you feeling this morning my honey?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by sugar free on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 9:44am.
thanks, snow. every girl needs a good pair of fuck me boots, i say.
Mine are white cuz I'm a classy ho like that
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
thanks, snow. every girl needs a good pair of fuck me boots, i say.
Morning Hookers!
you know yesterday while I was in the hospital, I said, God! I dont wish the Oinks on my worst enemy. since, I have changed my mind. I hope the whole family except Cody gets it.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
snowy thank you yes a bit better !
on topic: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ewwwwwwwwwww ewwwww these two !
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“They admired my beauty and intelligence, I was only a woman with the heart of a man. A warrior.” María Félix
Submitted by sugar free on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 9:34am.
just taping someone without their consent should be enough to land him in jail, i would think.
Laws vary from state to state, and there are a lot of states where you don't have to have someone's consent to tape a phone convo.
sugar free: I think it depends on the state. I know in KY, as long as 1 person knows it's being taped, it's legal.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
snowy - one, the middle one.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
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Morning Peaches, hope you are feeling a bit better this morning
Jacko: how many fingers am I holding up ???????
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 9:34am.
mornin peach....
I'd like to see WO and ML in a sex tape for some reason.... maybe I'm still a little drunk.
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“They admired my beauty and intelligence, I was only a woman with the heart of a man. A warrior.” María Félix
mornin peach....
I'd like to see WO and ML in a sex tape for some reason.... maybe I'm still a little drunk.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
just taping someone without their consent should be enough to land him in jail, i would think.
good morning SNOWY AND JACK
XOXOXOXOXOXOX
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“They admired my beauty and intelligence, I was only a woman with the heart of a man. A warrior.” María Félix
BWAK BWAK!
speaking of chickens:
god I want some tea so bad but there is a hen session going on in the kitchen and I just can't handle it right now, sigh....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Nits, I'll catch you ont the flip side! {SMOOCH}
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You're not the only one who just smiled like a farting toddler~~ MK
Shouldn't all of them be in jail for something or another? Especially Ally, for lying that she is a minor.
*slaps snowy on the ass*
With the massive hangover I am sporting this morning, trying to envision chickens fucking is making me dizzy.
ON TOPIC: I bet White Oprah has a smelly pooty-poo.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
FUCK THEM BOTH WITH A BARBED CURLING IRON.
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SNOWY, I MISS ME TOO!!! Hahaha.... I am pissed.
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You're not the only one who just smiled like a farting toddler~~ MK
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 9:23am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 9:19am.
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FAAAARK! It figures you are here in this lower chat and I gots to go to bed!
*clunk*
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Where else would you find me? These two fucktards make me feel good about mahself!
S'okay, Mammi. I need to git. Another day of gallivantin'. Sleep tight, cuz remember, no one likes a loose hoor. ♥♥♥
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Mornin' horz, I called you all sluts yesterday but since most of us are on the clock and makin' paper that would make us HORZ since sluts give it away. If you aren't gettin' payed and want retain your amateur status (slut) raise your hand.****************************************************************************************** My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm.
Yeah Dina, work it out!
VOGUE EVERYBODY!
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
White Oprah and Michael Lohan are a match made in hell...too bad they can't go back there together.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
IG I MISS you!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 9:19am.
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FAAAARK! It figures you are here in this lower chat and I gots to go to bed!
*clunk*
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You're not the only one who just smiled like a farting toddler~~ MK
@coco - At some point, Dina had an interview in which she said Lindsey and her friends all came to her for advice...said she was "like a white Oprah."
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
LOL @ IG
cocoebert she called herself that, she said she was like the white oprah
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 9:13am.
They ALL need to be shot with a ball of their own shit. How pathetic.
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Co-signed.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
I'm sick to death of this whole fucking family.
Morning, horz!
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What have you done today to make you feel proud?
well at one time they were fucking like chickens, imagine THAT part!
morning hos, TGIF
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
White Oprah's obviously seriously proud of the size of the dick she sucked last night.
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